I just beat Quake, it sucked. Fuck boomers

I just beat Quake, it sucked
Fuck boomers

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dynamic lava lighting

    Begone, underage.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He probably played the RTX version, which looks fucking great.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing games you don't like to completion
    Thats on you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had to do this with GTA III.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hah! I played GTA3 on release and didn't like it

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You have defeated the hideous moron
    What did John Romero mean by this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I believe Sandy Petersen named the enemies. He was definitely the Cthulu mythos guy on the team.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hideous chub-moronath
      the what

      >the hideous shub-niggurath
      Excuse me?

      zoom zoom

      you should play quake 2 now

      yes

      Quake is more of a tech demo than a real game

      nah

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered zoomer retard. You must not like FPS games in general or you're playing on some dogshit sourceport.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quake is a tech demo, not a game.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you didn't beat the Saturn version you didn't really beat Quake

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you didn't find the secret Dank & Scuz comic you didn't beat Saturn Quake.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I played a recreation of the four exclusive levels and i wish i had not, they are not very good and it would have been better if they had just stayed mysterious.
      But im thoroughly spoiled by AD, so that may be why.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you didn't beat Duke 64 you didn't really beat Duke Nukem

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hideous chub-moronath
    the what

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lucky you, sorry about your taste though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Has anyone located the Quake pie prop?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't feel like the master now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How dare you. Everyone knows the mighty Steven Hawking is the fucking Quake master.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one cares for you playing the single playing portion

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the hideous shub-niggurath
    Excuse me?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's named after moronman, the famous cat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably took it from Lovecraft. Good writer, but he sure did hate them Black folks.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bro probably played quake with interpolated animations and round particles and red lighting and shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like real boomers would have these on. because they know what it's like with the originals. Meanwhile zoomies want the authentic experience because of zoomie fascination so they probably have these features off.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        interpolated animations looks purely bad in quake and doesn't offer anything at any level. the animations were designed framewise

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No anon
    you suck
    bet you played it on easy too fagola.
    Even the captcha is calling you an N'wah.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >N'wah
      >bro
      How did Kirkbride ever get away with this?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Quake.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone likes Quake.
      except OP he's a fag.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shub NIGGURath

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Without quake, we wouldnt have the source engine nor games like team fortress 2 or counter strike

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *without id
      id Software invented pc gaming

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Extremely based.
    Boomer games are unequivocally trash.
    Try being empathetic though. Boomers didn't have much choice so they elevated even mediocre games back then.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      name 3 good games

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DMC5
        NInja Gaiden Black
        Nioh 2

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >japshit for preteens

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        jackie chan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      would love you to see you 1v1 quake dm6 🙂

      >w-wtf the game is too fast!! i can't play this it's not fair!! it's not fair

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never played Quake but alright, I'll play you trash ass boomie boy. Quake Live?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You still here zoomie? Wanna try some bomberman?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HUH
    HUH
    HUH

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Great, now go play Arcane Dimensions and Dimension of the Machine.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes yes we are all spoiled now, but if you can’t see past that and appreciate it, then you may be the problem! Did you even attempt to view it through the eyes of someone from the 90s? You also didn’t get to experience multiplayer deathmatch, which exists even today but not like it did then.
    > yfw when You realize will never go to a lan party in 2002 and frag your buds all night long listening to metal and drinking poison all night long.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All…night…long

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >yfw when You realize will never go to a lan party in 2002 and frag your buds all night long listening to metal and drinking poison all night long.
      How many of you lived through this and not larping? I was 12 in 2002 and I'd just go to a cyber/internet cafe and pay by the hour instead of lugging around a computer.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i lived through the era but lan parties weren't that big it was more that it was the internet era

        i did a few organized lans but they were bullshit because i lived in south carolina. even there, though, in the early 2000s people filled up big convention center lobbies and stuff. I won an unreal tournament at 18 years old at one of these lans, and received a gold spraypainted old broken motherboard which I threw into the trash in the lobby in view of the organizers and attendees

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >, and received a gold spraypainted old broken motherboard which I threw into the trash in the lobby in view of the organizers and attendees
          Wow you're a fucking asshole

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lmao why for not wanting to take trash home with me?? fuck off, its literal trash that no effort went into

            you dont give people trash as a fucking gift lmao

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think you knew it was spray painted or a broken motherboard. Even if it was, hella disrespectful. Douchebag.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't think you knew it was spray painted or a broken motherboard.

                ??????? i didnt know some old like pentium 1 motherboard that was spray painted was spray painted?????

                the fuck are you talking about??? lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit you type and sound like a fucking douche. Piss off, asshole.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lmao actual fucking teenage under 18 women posting on Ganker just spewing retardation

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not. I'm 33. Grew up on all traditional PC games and I know what it's like being a decent human being. I can't believe someone your age is such an asshole and some people like you never fucking age.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're autistic as fuck and don't understand interactions between people or normalcy

                it's not like i know i'm not talking to some fucking utter genetic reject, as if your age means anything to me

                you have the personality of a fag and are taking issue with someones totally fucking normal actions out of some weird kind of emotional idiocy that is clearly borne of being devalued like fuck in your life

                sorry, i had 2 parents, i don't share your little trauma, only the most useless type of retard would pick a fight over a story like that..fuckin gay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you're autistic as fuck and don't understand interactions between people or normalcy
                I'm not autistic. I know exactly what it means to be normal. You on the other hand are human trash for throwing your reward away. Douche.
                >it's not like i know i'm not talking to some fucking utter genetic reject, as if your age means anything to me
                Funny how you say that since you called me a zoomer as an insult. Lmao.
                >you have the personality of a fag and are taking issue with someones totally fucking normal actions out of some weird kind of emotional idiocy that is clearly borne of being devalued like fuck in your life
                WOW YOU REALLY KNOW ME SO WELL!
                >sorry, i had 2 parents, i don't share your little trauma, only the most useless type of retard would pick a fight over a story like that..fuckin gay
                You're proving my point. Fuck you. You fucking piece of shit. I hope bad things happen to you in your life you fucking sociopath. Absolute sociopath that you are.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                npc weirdo

                didn't read btw gg no re

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Go fuck yourself. I hope you're happy you ruined somebodies day. Have a good one, asshole.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have no dog in this race, but just die in a fire already. The other gay is right, you're human garbage and the world will be just that little bit brighter with your passing. Nobody will miss you.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I won an unreal tournament at 18 years old at one of these lans, and received a gold spraypainted old broken motherboard which I threw into the trash in the lobby in view of the organizers and attendees
          AND EVERYONE CLAPPED!

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cool, now play the Arcane Dimensions mod and see how good this tech demo is as an actual game.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Totally Filtered.
    I know it must be tough to play games with actual enemy rosters and movement on a controller.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quake II is better. Multiplayer is king.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quake's great, you're just a tasteless gay.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they ever give Quake the Doom 2016 treatment they're probably going to change Shub's name.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shub BIPOCurath

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think they already changed the spelling in Quake Champions to Shub-N'gyurath or something.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If QC didn't take 10years to boot up, I'd check myself. They didn't change it in the Quake remaster, at the very least.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you should play quake 2 now

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quake is more of a tech demo than a real game

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know who was the writer on Quake?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sandy Petersen I think.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably Sandy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sandy Petersen I think.

      Probably Sandy.

      >evil witch awakens!
      >you must pick up 4 runes to defeat her
      LMAO!!! yall think this is fucking deep. and boomers shit their pants over this top fuckin KEK!!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The rune of black magic throbs evilly in your hand and whispers dark thoughts into your brain

        Get the fuck out. This shit was and is still is metal as fuck.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >W-WORD SALAD IS GOOD, IT JUST IS, OK???
          holy fuck boomers really lack education LOL

          > yall think this is fucking deep.
          Nobody did, niggur, not even the guys who made it. Literally not a single one of these 3 posts are making any statement about the quality of the writing either.

          You nerds were implying they were good retards..

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You nerds were implying they were good retards.

            First post:
            >Does anyone know who was the writer on Quake?
            Neutral statement, perhaps he wants to know because he enjoys it, or maybe because he thinks it's stupid and wants to know who's responsible for it, or just curious who wrote it.

            Second post:
            >Sandy Petersen I think.
            Also neutral, merely answering the question with an added bit of uncertianty as he is not sure, while adding nothing else.

            Third post:
            >Probably Sandy.
            Basically the same as the second.

            You're either retarded, esl, or underage. Likely some combination of the three.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              oh my god shut up nerd no one fuckin cares

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You need to be over the age of 18 to post here.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > yall think this is fucking deep.
        Nobody did, niggur, not even the guys who made it. Literally not a single one of these 3 posts are making any statement about the quality of the writing either.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was never deep, it was just supposed to hype you up a bit, old FPS games were about gameplay first, a lost lost concept to console zoomers like you.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It was never deep, it was just supposed to hype you up a bit, old FPS games were about gameplay first,
          So.. Like modern shooters? Lmao.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, modern AAA dogshit is story over gameplay almost everytime.
            (nu-doom as probably the exception).
            which is why in games like cuberpunk you only fight dudes with bad AI (how the original FEAR has not been topped is a mystery to me) rather than a real enemy roster.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >No, modern AAA dogshit is story over gameplay almost everytime.
              Holy shit it's like you've never heard of Fortnite, PUBG, Apex Legends, CoD CS:GO, Valorant

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it's almost like you never heard of
                >dogshit that has nothing to do with the original post

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                None of these are single player (the image you replied was from the single player), which is what we're talking about, other than COD, which is total movieshit with bad AI.
                you're mentally deficient and a console zoomer.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No shooter has any deep story and the level of quality of storytelling in FPS games have always been shit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                HL kicked ass with its storytelling, it was fun watching it all go to shit, though id agree most are not great, but that doesn't mean its not the main focus for some godforsaken reason.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you think quake is beloved for the single player story?...

        are zoomers totally ignorant to the fact that quake was the FIRST true online game?

        not only that, it is more moddable than 99% of games today, and people were making levels in fucking text editors before a program came out

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Quake 1, yes

          Quake 3, no.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you think quake is beloved for the single player story?...
          I never said that at all lmfao

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Barely anyone played Quake for the singleplayer campaign back in the day either. I'm old enough to have played it when it came out, and never bothered past the first episode until this year.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just trolls trolling tros itt

    It's weird seeing you newfag ESL's try this for the first time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boomers pretending to be zoomers trolling boomers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much. A lot of tryhard gays overdoing the zoomer speak and edgy internet tough guy personas while people who should know better bite the shitty bait.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I finished Quake and all 4 of its expansion packs lately and had a blast, fuck you OP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4? there's only 2
      go to quaddicted and indulge in the top-rated stuff now, it's far better than the xpacks. well, scourge of armagon does have a place in my heart

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Scourge of Armagon
        Dissolution of Eternity
        Dimension of the Past,
        Dimension of the Machine.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Dimension of the Past,
          >Dimension of the Machine.

          ah, i see..this stuff isnt official no matter how much they say it is. lol

          quaddicted top levels and mods are better

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They're official, they came with official releases. I don't know what other qualifier you need.
            Arcane Dimensions is better, sure.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              stuff 25 years after a game came out when a company has changed hands several times has nothing to do with the original game and cannot be designated as official by new owners. there are 2 expansion packs

              now go play quaddicted stuff

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't know how licensing works retard.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay.
                So are the new Wolfenstein games not official because id didn't make them themselves?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                correct..that should be resoundingly obvious with their garden gnome power and miscegenation themes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            dimension of the machine is the work of czg and other common quaddicted names you ding dong, that's why machinegames hired them

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You should have stopped at the end of episode 3. Episode 4 was a mistake.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Chud-moronass

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, now I want to play some Quake Live. Who's up to?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nevermind. Thought it was free.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Warfork? Wanna finna play?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looks cool. We can try.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This game is terrible. I'm sorry.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's not even bad it's a decent AFPS game you bitch. Quake Champions and Warfork are the only free AFPS game right now (that I'm are of) on Steam.

              Your other options are Diabotical on the EGS store or Xonotic you have to go to their official site for that one not on any storefront.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, play some Kirby. It's fun, pretty and cute.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Quake Live isn't free anymore
                NANI?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you installed it before it became paid you got it for free. It's in my library and I'm playing the full version. Double check to see if it's on your Steam account.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but I'm just surprised it is not free anymore.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based.
    Fuck boomers. Quake 2 was kino.
    Quake 3 was kamige.
    But I will never play it again.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anybody got the image with the ranger's zoomed in face with the text "beat the niggur"

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I recently beat quake for the first time and I really enjoyed it
    Fuck zoomers and their dogshit shooters

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