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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >define your taste in women forever

    How did she do it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Made me hate women like her

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This, I saw Vriska and how much of a dick she was and it made me understand what I want out of relationships much better. It also is what stopped me from doing the twitter migration back in the day as all the people I saw move reminded me of her and so I fricked off.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >black hair
      >blue lips
      >calls you a nerd
      >smug and manipulative
      >can hypnotize you
      >can put you to sleep
      >will game with you
      She didn’t need to define anything. She’s just my dream girl regardless.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Amazing hair and an outfit that's simple but pulled off exceptionally. I think it's the aviator glasses.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Casual clothes + messy hair
      >Desperate to impress people
      >Has charisma
      >Has serious flaws
      >Kind of stupid
      >Intensely passionate/horny
      >Likes typically male interests

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        don't forget the neat fricking glasses
        always bothered me how dave supposedly had aviator sunglasses right from starsky and hutch, but the actual sprite and all of the art are nothing at all like aviators, and even change versus the bust-with-glasses from problem sleuth that DID have aviators

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Tons of guys want a woman who tries really hard but fails.
        That sounds about right.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still not sure how that happened. I started off hating Vriska, but she grew on me hard. I have not recovered.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You want your wife to be your best friend, and you're the kind of person who enjoys arguments and obviously fake insults. That's all it means.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >You want your wife to be your best friend, and you're the kind of person who enjoys arguments and obviously fake insults
          Damn, you got me.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I know because it rests in my heart as well.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >You want your wife to be your best friend, and you're the kind of person who enjoys arguments and obviously fake insults
          Damn, you got me.

          Stop making me discover new things about myself or find words for a feeling I couldn't find before, dammit.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You also highly value honesty in a relationship as well as people who try their best, even if the end result is worse than people who don't try very hard at all.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              This sounds like the general-purpose stuff a palm reader will give to make a whole crowd go, "That's literally me!"

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You'd think that, but a lot of people care more about results. You're right that it's more vapid than the first observation, though.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Most people who don't want a doormat wife want an outgoing person, yes. Being funny and pretty and liking nerd shit is just icing.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I started off hating Vriska, but she grew on me hard. I have not recovered.
        there's no recovery from a spiderbite that severe. sorry anon, it's long-term, maybe even terminal

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is better

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      awooger

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      We can keep improving

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >breasts
        not canon

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's canon if I want it to be, moron.
          You'll never be a highblood

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Were did you get that picture of me?
              prostitute*
              where*

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah childhood was thinking terezi/vriska were the best girl but adulthood is knowing feferi/nepeta are infinitely better. Especially when it's a thick as frick fef.
        Latula would be best girl if Hussie didn't make her date a drooling moron for whatever reason. That's some zipper/gadget ntr shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not better, but best.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Vriska pissed me the HECK OFF.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >retconned into being a troony
    I'm glad hussie is a fricking nobody.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw be a Vriskchad
      >just wanted to find a toblerone by myself and turn Karkat into a fricking troony
      oh well

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        if i found a toblerone could i just make it so homestuck ends at cascade

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i would have used my toblerone to make all the trolls barefoot

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How can she even be a troony? Don't the trolls not even have genitals?

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She did nothing wrong.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    8ump

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Please tell me I’m not the only person who has massive hypnosis fetish autism about Vriska. I feel like there should be a million people who do, but for some reason I never hear about anyone else.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have one because of her but I will admit to also being mystified how the internet wasn't flooded with Vriska rapefics.
      I remember reading like one singular fic about her mind controlling Karkat to jerk off and that was IT.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Something something Vriska is fat.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i miss him

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He used to be so funny, its a real shame.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Most monitors don't have the horizontal resolution to properly convey the grim reality of her astonishing girth.
        you can tell that hussie stopped being funny at the same time he decided to be a middle aged sadboy eboy homosexual. changing your personality as a cope is one of the more embarrassing things a fella could do

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >she's not big enough for the two of wait what the frick am I saying

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The comic suffered when it stopped being so meanspirited. There's a reason the Caliborn-drawn arcs are the only funny shit in the second half of the comic.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That's also the return of fatlust Huss. Coincidence?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            the last gasp of old hussie

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >AND I TRAGICALLY LOST A SISTER TO MURDER.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >BUT SERIOUSLY. JANE. CAN I CALL YOU JANE? b***h, LISTEN.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >AND HER FRAME REALLY BEGINS TO CHALLENGE THE HORIZONTAL DIMENSIONS
            caliborn and canonizing fat jane was too good for this world

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I did sign a prenup but she ate it.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Whats with all the homestuck threads lately? Haven't seen them in a long time. I thought it was dead for many years at this point. Did something new drop?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Most zoomies are finding out about it now that "Newgrounds-style" is the new cool thing among them.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't really know what they'd get out of it. The true Homestuck experience was being a part of it when it was current and in the zeitgeist. A story that updates multiple times a day, every day is a huge novelty that requires truly unique circumstances. It was very much a once-in-a-lifetime event and you really just had to be there. Someone once said it was Woodstock for millennials and I think that really sums it up.

        The earlier parts of the comic itself still hold up, but it's such a time capsule of, and love letter to, Web 1.0 that I'd be skeptical anyone who didn't grow up on the old Internet would really get it. I suppose it serves a historical interest in that sense.

        >My name is Hussiemandias, King of Kings;
        >Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          speaking as a zoomer who read it in 2020, i enjoyed the frick out of the first half of it. i'm not sure if that counts as "getting" it, but it certainly got its hooks into me.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Serket Girls On Top
      Need her lip stick and bite marks on and all over my wiener

      Last month was a 15 year anniversary and some anons including I are just shitpost homestuck here and other boards

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Aranea thighjobs

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >elf ears
        "No!"

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry anon but hussie did it first

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            That's actually just how Hussie draws human ears but the misconception did irreparable damage.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks you can get off the ride
      I'm still mad
      I will always be mad.
      On my death bed I will be mad.
      When the seas heat up and the world falls into global catastrophe I will still be fricking mad.
      In the afterlife, when I get to the gates of Heaven, St. Peter and his angels will ask me "Are you still mad about Homestuck?" My answer will be yes.
      When the race of man is no more and the ruins of man's cities have crumbled into dust, I will still be mad.
      Ancient alien civilizations will find the smoldering, volcanic corpse of planet Earth and decode the secrets of the ancient "internet" and they will find this post and so my eternal anger will be brought forth into the far-flung reaches of outer space.
      When the last tiny flash of heat in the universe dies and all descends into entropy, my hatred will remain.

      I'm still so fricking mad I took the time to write this stupid fricking post and I'm not the slightest bit less mad. I fricking hate you Andrew Hussie.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Toby will give us the Homestuck we were promised but never got

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Something is wrong over there. It's just taking too long. I don't know how bad it could be, but there has to be a problem. Trouble in paradise for the nascent god and his temple?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Dude Safe-Hussie will save Homestuck for sure!

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >There is a deep, powerful wind howling from the deepest recesses of each world
    >This unfathomable current of wind is called the "Deep Breeze", and connects across all realities together
    >While anyone could theoretically find it, only a Breath hero will instinctively recognize it for what it is
    >Anything that falls into the Deep Breeze is carried far away into the abyss of wind that connects all worlds
    >Vortexes within the Deep Breeze tear things apart that enter them, and only a God Tier Breath hero can see these dangerous whirlpools to navigate around them
    >The Deep Breeze is also where the Denizens dream, and if you fall into the dream of a Denizen you will disappear when the Denizen awakes or dies. The dreams of the Denizens are shared between each other, allowing God Tier Breath heroes to peer into these dreams from the outside and scry whatever information they can from them
    >At the nexus of the Deep Breeze, where it comes from, is a vast castle floating within the wind, the Stronghold of the Wind
    >This place is the holy grounds for Breath heroes, populated only by God Tier Breath heroes
    >Here they can live, work and play, and study the wind, the worlds, and the dreams of the Denizens
    >The Lord of Breath from within the castle creates the Deep Breeze that connects to all worlds
    >And his wife, the Muse of Breath, imparts direction to the Deep Breeze, giving Breath heroes their purpose
    >All God Tier Breath heroes will, on a very deep level, seek to make a pilgrimage to the Stronghold, though they may not realize it, and from there seek personal enlightenment
    Rate my worldbuilding fanfiction

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds cool, but there needs to be something similar for every aspect.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Unreal how dogshit this gets post cascade. Everyone says the only redeeming factor is Caliborn but I didn't even find him that funny.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When it became obvious that the troll arc wasnt just an arc but the entire focus is when it became irredeemable trash. Just read Problem Sleuth and Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff and be done with it.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are you reading homeslop 2, anons? Seems like ever since it came back with new writers it got a little better so I dunno. Also vrissy SEX

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely not
      the ending was bad enough, you want me to subject myself to even worse shit by gayer morons than late HS hussie?
      i have been listening to some of the original hs music occasionally recently and i'm surprised by how much is still sick as hell

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If my wife continues to read it, I'll follow it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        this is even worse than watching generic vtubers. seek help, homosexual

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I just like her voice anon
          relax

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >The Witch of Void

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >homestuck troll vtuber
            Jesus fricking christ

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            If my wife continues to read it, I'll follow it.

            I am going to find and marry this woman and then have 5 kids with her just to piss you off.

            I'm black btw

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      is it like getting an actual sequel or more of the canon/noncanon pseudo fanfic endorsed by the creator shit?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The second but with slightly better writers

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          If they were actually decent writers with sincere intentions of righting the wrongs inflicted on this IP, they would have disregarded all previous "post-canon" content and ended things better from the get-go. But of course they didn't, because they're just parasites.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          If they were actually decent writers with sincere intentions of righting the wrongs inflicted on this IP, they would have disregarded all previous "post-canon" content and ended things better from the get-go. But of course they didn't, because they're just parasites.

          The latter.

          I've heard nothing but bad things about H2 and if they're just starting over i'm really not interested.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            They aren't starting over, but I've enjoyed every new update more an more. It's no pre-Cascade Homestuck, of course, but I still want to see this through.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I pray it can bring you closure. I myself do not think I can make the journey lest the wound deepens.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Are they finally starting to draw them like adults with no facial features? The "Kids" are all guardians to a new generation but still are drawn like kids, or at least that's how it was before HS2 died for a couple years

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The latter.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >make two point four MILLION dollars
          >end up in debt
          fricking how

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            soul portraits ain't cheap

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Game dev is expensive and Hussie is deeply stupid.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Game dev is expensive and Hussie is deeply stupid.

            Fauntlefrick opened a physical office in New York Fricking City for no reason other than to throw money away into it, for one thing.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Viz invested into his brand, he fumbled the bag and refused to do anything else with the property combined with the fact that it's illegal in america not to make money for your investors.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >cutting off her absolutely wild MANE of hair
      by posting this image, you have made me even *less* likely to ever read this thing you want me to read

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        anon, that's not vriska
        that's vriskas and rose's [spoiler]and kanaya's[/spoiler] kid

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            ah wait frick i remembered wrong (but to be fair, who'd willingly give a shit about remembering anything from hs^2)
            Vriska is her ancestor, and kanaya and rose are just her adopted parents
            and she doesnt even have a full page of porn

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the entire Aradia bloodline built for sweaty desperate babymaking sex

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do you miss it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah. i think about it pretty often.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I do own this book. Pretty sure there's a pdf of it somewhere. You're not missing much, they put too much "erotica" in it compared to funny posts.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        prove it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Not him and I know for a fact there's a pdf of it somewhere that I was 100% sure I had saved but now I CAN'T FRICKING FIND IT AND I THINK I LOST IT ON MY OLD HARD DRIVE
          FRICK
          >MONTHS was seen as a long update time
          boy do I feel sorry for the people now on Toby Fox's wild ride instead, ha ha ha hah ha hah

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I wanted to a broad selection of contemporary writegays

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw this book might contain works of mine own hand
      Frick you c**tpi, you smug b***h.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        whatever happened to all the vapid c**ts, anyway
        i know ipgd went on to follow robert fox and do art for undertale, according to the art book

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >shilling autism boomer shit
    Back to the bed gramps

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kill VriskaBlack folk
    Behead VriskaBlack folk
    Etc etc.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >write a bullshit confusing story that makes no sense and is a slog to get through
    >between two acts, these frickers show up to have their own self contained adventure
    >it's a million times better and more cohesive that anything else that came before or after it
    How the hell does this happen? Did Hussie suddenly learn how to write an actual story but then went back to dumbass troll romance because that's what everyone else wanted?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Read Problem Sleuth and you will see what Hussie is like when his head isn't so far up his own ass he'd choke on his own farts

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >what Hussie is like when his head isn't so far up his own ass he'd choke on his own farts
        more like before he dated Halftruth

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          some days the phrase 'halftruth is a vvapid c**t' still pops into my head for some reason

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >vvapid
            damn, you must have a permanent scar on your brain from all that eriposting

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I tried reading it but quitted after the first chapter because it was just going absolutely nowhere. The only joke it had was
        >attempt to do thing
        >lol that object isn't actually real, get prankd
        One whole chapter and all that was accomplished is that we opened one new room. Waste of time.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          filtered

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          what are you talking about? everything before the meteor is fast it's doesn't even take hours to finish the first acts

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yes, unfortunately
      this is why the comic goes from a coming of age story about the internet with a kino setting into a teen romance drama. when tumblr found out about the comic a common recommendation was to skip acts 1-4, hussie eventually got wind of this and, upon realizing that these people were now a significant part (if not the majority) of the readerbase, he decided to cater to them. this pandering eventually got so ridiculous that he would resort to retconning the skin color of the cast, going so far as to go back and censor a line where one character calls another character white (but to be fair I think this censorship was eventually reversed). the story of homestuck is a cautionary tale of sudden success and popularity getting to a creator and causing the destruction of the very thing that was popular in the first place.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm always shocked comparing early beta kids to later story beta kids.
        >early Dave had a lot of the best and funniest lines
        >late Dave became boring
        >early John was goofy
        >late John is boring
        >lot of early Rose dialogue was witty and interesting
        >late Rose is boring and she basically only interacts with Kanaya (who is also identically boring)
        >early Jade was at least mysterious
        >late Jade exists I think
        Whenever I think of a bit of dialogue I really like from the beta kids, 99% of the time it's from the early 4 acts.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Late Jade has a dog dick

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Early Jade is more subtle, but she's just as well realized a character as the others. The lack of screen time was definitely a problem.

          I'd say most characters were good until maybe a third into Act 5.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What Hussie did to Rose was a fricking crime.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I can't blame him for running out of steam.
            I can absolutely blame him for not even trying.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't it something like Hussie decided
          >Characters having arcs are FRICKING STUPID so instead let's have them do nothing

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder that Jade and Rose barely ever spoke to each other throughout the entire run

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I doubt Hussie had enough ideas for it (they would talk more if he did), but they're perfect for setting up jokes for each other.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              It's not like it's even a huge mystery on what to write. Jade is/was/would be the perfect foil for Rose's snark, being both so happy and eager, and having so little actual human contact. Sarcasm falls flat when she takes everything literally and brushes it off when corrected. Exaggeration means nothing to a girl who doesn't know the difference in size between a pea pod and a planet, but can shoot the wings off a fly at 200 yards. Wild hypotheticals about horrorterrors and cat beds just make Jade thing it's super fricking cool other people live in places with giant killmonsters too, and she's the first to point out/realize that Ms. Lalonde isn't being passive-aggressive at all with her affection for Rose.

              And Hussie completely BUNGLED IT.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The takeaway is that audiences crave a funny epic about young adults/teens doing cool fights but also having complex interpersonal drama.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >You made this town what it is after all.
      >Wasn't nothin' but a bunch of dust and rocks before you got here.
      kino

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      His style of humor works better the simpler the characters and the more immediate the interconnecting elements are. The Midnight Crew is as simple as characters get and it was all confined to one house.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That was my thoughts as well. The small scale in one setting allowed the time travel bullshit to actually work. Still silly and confusing but it worked. And it was actually funny pretty much all the way through.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The characters need to be able to quickly interact, but they also need ways to quickly move in and out of scenes for his brand of humor to land. HS suffered immensely from the cast being too segregated and it kept getting worse. Part of why the fandom "loved the trolls" was that they could ACTUALLY INTERACT WITH EACH OTHER.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >What if I reminded my readers that Problem Sleuth was a complete absolute masterpiece for a couple weeks

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    VRISKA!!!!!!!!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >tratens rights

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never forgive Hussie for taking this away from me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That short, loud, angry frick was my favorite. character man. Everything about him was just great. All his passion. All his anger. All his ambition and genuine love and care for his friends and their success while also being something of the punching bag of the group. He was carrying everything on his back and it felt like he had a huge destiny to fulfill by the end of things. But this dumb homosexual comic just fricking LOVES shitting on the idea of a character arc and payoff. I'll never fricking forgive Hussie for what he did to him and near every other character.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Same. Every character was fricked post-cascade but karkat [/spoiler]and spades slick got the worst of it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          how did i frick up that spoiler that badly

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >You will never see god-tier Karkat doing DMC-tier blood bullshit across a planet to save Dave from a time castle or some shit

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Karkat being cool
          Cringe.
          >Karkat being important in the end
          Based.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't know Homestuck was allowed outside of /trash/ again.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Homestuck is only allowed in /aco/, threads also get deleted on /trash/

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It isn't.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker is our last safe spot anon, /trash/ is just to jerk off to Aradia

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Aradia
        Horrible taste.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Well then smartypants, who am I supposed to cum to? This web comic truly is Hot Chick Heaven(tm)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Its also allowed one possibly two threads on Ganker if the first was early enough in the morning whenever HS2 updates. and one thread on 4/13
      The best part is that the actual HS2 talk is kept to a minimum and we spend most of the thread commiserating.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How come Ganker mostly banned Homestuck from being discussed?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he wasn't there when HSG was a thing

      One my even say Homestuck was responsible for the modern "General" template

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        there's a reasonable grounds to make there since hsg predates /vg/ even, and predates generals having their own /shorthand/ for catalog searching, hence why it's just hsg and not /hsg/ not counting the lingering threads on other chans and stuff, they will NEVER have the same energy

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          MLPG predates HSG though both existed around the same time.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >/mlp/ and /hsg/ in the same year
            Dear God.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Honestly, 2010-12 Ganker was a legit fun place, most due to capegays getting mad as hell over cartoons getting more threads.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because one rogue mod was literally cucked by a Homestuck cosplayer and went on a mad crusade. The other mods don't care because absolutely no one would lift a finger to help Homestuck fans, nor should they. No, I am not making this up, I know it sounds like a shitpost, but that's factually why.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        common cuck behavior. a shame, i wish homestuck boards were more common but eh, can't have good things in this hellhole

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >A raidboss janny had his wife fricked by a homestuck cosplayer
      >The jannies are doing their best to prevent the spread of a life ruining infohazard
      pick whichever suits your world view

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Eridan did nothing wrong.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that we were robbed

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      On its intended home board of Ganker a janny got cucked by a HS cosplayer and his crush character of Kanaya was confirmed to be lesbian.
      This combined with the actual sewer levels of /HSG/ caused him to not only ban the comic from Ganker but it even gets purged on /trash/

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Not a janny. A mod. Jannies are restricted to one board. This person follows Homestuck threads everywhere. He even polices mentions of himself in the /aco/ threads at times.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      /hsg/ was genuinely one of the worst generals on the site, so they got banished from Ganker.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        no one remembers how there was a dedicated bot flooding the threads with pictures of anime squid girls for months and the general kept soldiering on despite the janitorial-assisted attempts to kill it, through a single-thread html change, and right up to the last "stop posting now, thread locked" by a public mod

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because reminding me that homestuck exists is a fricking warcrime

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    she fricking ruined me sexually and i will never forgive andrew "don't call me hussie" hussie for this

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is it that time of month?

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    *wwalks into thread*

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have an archive of HSG threads from the year 2011? It's a void in still-standing Ganker archives.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I went searching a while ago and couldn't find a working one, no. Went on a hunt to find the original post of one of the site banners to see if my memory had karked it yet (you're already dead, this is hell.png) but there's a few years that are just gone from the existing sites and if you do find any, the images were all lost anyway.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        As I figured, but an appreciable effort. I had the same results, of course. The dead images are especially disappointing.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Highblood wives, lowblood mistresses

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    we must retvrn
    retvrn to whistles the clown

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      can we make a side trip to And It Don't Stop

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i still headcanon gamzees voice as whistles
        and also everyones voices as the ones toby did for the baby is you

        >gamzee absorbed the clown
        >dave absorbed and it don't stop
        wait didn't the guy from neon icecream headache kinda look like sweet bro

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i still headcanon gamzees voice as whistles
      and also everyones voices as the ones toby did for the baby is you

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hussie where's my homie Sollux?

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Shelby used to date Toby and broke up with him back when he was a mortal man, if you ever wondered what regret looks like in its purest form.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't like this guy, but now he's rich!
      Being stuck with him would be even worse.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Toby is a masterful bullet dodger.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yeah he is. i mean, he made a whole game about it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        There's a terrifying alternate reality where Toby made a homestuck game instead of undertale

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          We're in that reality, anon, it's called Deltarune.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            kris is just john but inverted in effect
            human person built for shipping with Angry Monster Girl who does pranks and likes corny video games, but instead of john having so much power over choices he can retcon the story itself, toby really, really wants you to believe that your choices don't matter instead
            it's an ~inversion~ (huffs own farts)

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Who has the image of homestuck planets next to undertale areas?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          We're in that reality, anon, it's called Deltarune.

          Toby is the good hussie.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            And yet he's fallen under the sway of the Hiatus, just like Bad Hussie. A game isn't going to take this long unless there are problems no one is allowed to even hint at for fear of reprisals.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Toby is milquetoast Hussie who doesn't break down as fast.
            Fixed.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Toby is safe Hussie for the twitter generation.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Pre-Cascade planets
            AAAAAAAAAA TAKE ME BACK

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That reality would be Toby still working under Hussie's wing and never doing anything.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine passing up all of this

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Andrew? Andrew Hussie, is that you?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >back when he was a mortal man
      As opposed to the shambling corpse siphoning off others that he is now?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What in the world are you rambling about?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Have you ever noticed that everything Toby touches ends up being a steaming pile of shit?
          He contributes music to yiik and it ends up being a disaster.
          He works on Little Town Hero and it bombs
          He compses some tracks for two Pokemon games and they're by far the worst games in the franchise
          He begs ZUN to pander to his mommy fur fetish and UDoALG ends up being a fricking mess with the most cancerous top tier characters and piss poor netcode
          Now I'm not saying that Toby intentionally sabotages everyone around him fueled by a slurry of envy, pent up aggression, misanthropy and a dash of buried bigotry against japs.
          But I'm not not saying that either.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    2024 and I'm still sad and angry. Sangry.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >89
      >would have been 88 if Ganker didn't have dubs disabled

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Does Nepeta continue to not fricking exist in the new stuff

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >i am not a homosexual.

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    IDK what they did to the artstyle in HS2, but I enjoy it. Something about it reeks of 2007 to me.

    Of course, I still skip all the rainbow dialogue in every panel as I have since 2011.

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How do I start Vriskamaxxxing?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you have to have been born either a taurus, under a bad moon, or preferably, both
      from there everything falls into place

      i forgot what my class + aspect was... damn

      >tfw never actually took a classpect test because they were all shit

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    we doin horoscopes now

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i forgot what my class + aspect was... damn

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        heir of time here (although the classpects were kind of confusing to me even though they were arguably one of the best things in the comic. i just never understood what being a witch or a prince or a heir of something does and what were the differences between the classes)

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Basically its a power set and the way you interact with that power.
          John is the Heir of Breath
          Breath is Wind, Freedom, and Communication.
          Heirs are those who have their power bestowed upon them.
          So John's role in the comics is to be an agent of change and communication towards freedom, using powers bestowed upon him.
          He spends most of the comic doing what other people tell him to and is handed his powers via others.
          He starts by being told what to do by WV, then Rose, then Vriska, then Terezi all towards dodging bad ends.
          Power wise first Vriska guides him into God Tier, then the JuJu and retcon powers.
          And so on
          However Hussie never put the thought into it as a proper system outside of the Beta kids and so as the characters get less relevant it gets boiled down to
          (How you interact with your power) of (Power in the most explicit sense)
          Jane is a Maid of Life
          Made use their powers to serve others, Life is health and vitality.
          Jane's powers are to be a healbot

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Breath has nothing to do with freedom.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I might have gotten it mixed up thanks to all the fan theories over the years but like every thing John does in the comic proper is to move the plot towards the eventual liberation of his friends from Homestuck itself up to having freedom from the rules of Paradox Space.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Clever, understated, indirect response
      This is how you know /hsg/ refugees are here.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      reporting in

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        fellow MoVbro...
        why is that mage of void seems to be the most common aspect on here, anyway

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The most commonly used Classpect quiz gives lots of weight for passions, your hobbies, and relationships with others. Most people /here/ as socially shut-in and while having things they like, do not openly express of think about them in emotionally intensive ways

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Thief of Hope

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Always have been.

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >make cool character
    >dedicate this characters existence to a gay teenage romance drama written by a straight man in his 30s

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I must confess that I kinda liked the epilogues for what they did with Dirk. The dude's ego is SO fricking big that he cannot accept the story coming to an end on a meta level, and so he sets off to become some big antagonist in a future saga revolving around him (that nobody will ever read). Too bad there actually was a shitty followup instead of the story simply ending there.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Does homestuck feature ntr? I stopped reading when the trolls were introduced.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That depends greatly on how you define "ntr", and also on how you define "homestuck"

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Bad enough where I can write a paragraph long yabadabadoooo post featuring one of the characters, and everything that is contained within the comic hussie wrote. None of that spin off garbage.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >None of that spin off garbage.
          Shame the spinoff garbage gave use one of the best NTR moments
          Later in the Comic rose gets into a deticated relationship with Kanaya (Dark Green text Lipstick Troll) of whcih theya re happy together for years.

          Then Jade (who fused with Bec) is revealed to have had her genitals replaced with Bec's dog dick and desperately wants a biological child. To this end she convinces Rose frick her and secretly carry their child, give birth, and send the kid off to boarding school.
          In the latest HS2 stuff Kanaya found out and got mad, but because getting mad about being cucked is not woke enough, so she is now fine with having her wife get railed by futa dog dick and birth a secret child.

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that homestuck fans went on to run the world is horrifying to me on a deep level.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Elaborate

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        what

        I think anon means the world of Homestuck, not the real world.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          no i'm pretty sure they meant george soros is a vriska fan

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            God I wish. Put her in more games, old man. And give her huge breasts.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >And give her huge breasts.
              wtf i'm a bootlicker now

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Soros-sama, I kneel

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                There's a clear Archie Comics influence here. What a weird thing.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                i don't see it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >The fact that somethingawful goons went on to run the world is horrifying to me on a deep level.
      FTFY

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >The vast majority of professional artists from 25-35 got their start on Homestuck fanart.
      Prove me wrong.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        thank god we have AIslop now

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Frick you.

          Just out of curiosity, what is the overlap between Homestuck and Danganronpa?
          I know both big on tumblr back in the day among certain types of people.

          On the dangan side it's like 50%.
          On the HS side it's only the ones into very specific kinds of anime and video games.

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I should have tried to frick a homestuck b***h back in the day instead of calling them cringe they were always the perfect combo of attention starved enough to sink my doink and be good lays I fricked up bros

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just out of curiosity, what is the overlap between Homestuck and Danganronpa?
    I know both big on tumblr back in the day among certain types of people.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i mean i read the first one on SA when it was being tl'd by the guy lping it i guess

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Anything that had a big fanbase on pre-porn-ban tumblr basically had the same terrible fanbase.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Remember SuperWhoLock? Fanbases on tumblr just all bled into each other.

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    anons how do i explain to someone who knows nothing about homestuck how it is absolute kino and at the same time the worst garbaje possible.

    i swear to god HS it's just like pic related

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >pizza

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Tell them it's like watching the highlights of somebody reaction to yiik blind

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You have infinite funds and a mission: Make a homestuck videogame.
    What game do you make?

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