>I just got chased by a guy with a freaking pyramid for a head

>I just got chased by a guy with a freaking pyramid for a head

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gyatt damn, I sure wish I knew their origin story!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What will his origin story be?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        James wants to be a woman but his toxic masculinity side (Dorito head) won't let him speak his truth.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eileen shaving

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop posting your fetish thanks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The thread has been blessed.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT THE FRICK, THESE NURSES ARE FRICKING SEXY!!!! MARY WAS MID AF CUH FR FR

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Huh, looks like they dropped some sort of tape
    >Better listen to it when I get a chance
    >Objective: Learn the truth

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gamer girl here, where can I also play this Quiet Mountain 2 that you guys talk so much about?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      White chad here. Send pic of you're bobs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why are you posting your school bully?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      as a man speaking for all men, I apologize in advance for the replies that will ultimately sexualize and degrade you. Don't believe their lies, you're so beautiful, strong and independent. It is hard being a woman living in a patriarchy and you can count on me if you need a shoulder to cry on. I'm not like the rest of them. I cry every time an anon posts a nasty sexist comment directed towards you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am grateful to thee, valorous anon.
        I shall now bestow on thee a crumb of mine maidenhood.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fresh pasta just spilt out of anons pockets

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, could you repeat that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Em! Few things to start off with =] 1. yes I'm replying because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm David. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hi David, will you pay off my student loans for a kiss on the cheek and suggestions of sexual experience further down the road, after the debts paid off of course? Your such a sweet guy!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/803fdfd0-89cf-4984-b7ac-8e4db5be9093

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Show bobbies maam

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      male

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Troon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LONDON

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sauce? she looks bri'ish

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Neely's bar... huh, better see if Mary's there

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This town of FRICKING full of FRICKING monsters! How can you sit there and goon?!

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Goddammit, Mary... could you really be in this fricking town?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    James IS in Silent Hill because he is a fricking gooner.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some of the animations in the gameplay trailer are a bit rough around the edges but otherwise it looks much better than the trailer before. The atmosphere is pretty good but I am skeptical and will wait after release to see if it's worth picking up. It lacks the Capcom polish for sure.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You went to Silent Hill, too?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The biggest suspension of disbelief in SH2 is that her dad and brother were actually willing to frick that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >James, give me that pie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Saving it for yourself?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's me when the local Happy Burger is closed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i don't think she looks that bad, video game graphics usually mess with depth perception which might make her look weird in certain angles. i also like the plain and imperfect look of her face.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hi pawel, that toilet aint gonna clean itself

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh look it's this post again.

        Adding "depth perception" to my filters now, you suck at your job israelite.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice try Konami-jeet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, but to me it seems like you've been to a Silent Grill, fat b***h.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        JAMES, YOU ARE A LIAR! AND YOU HATED YOUR FAT WIFE!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this town..there's something wrong. With it? They got my happy burger order wrong..
      >I guess I don't really care if they get my order wrong or not..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"Damn just found out about Silent Hill and my repressed memories, that shit sucks man"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More like to subway hill

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Eileen, where the FRICK is my razor?
    >Angela, did you eat my FRICKING burger again?!

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the "great knife" is actually broken scissors
    >James finds the second half later
    >by doing that comes to terms with "something"
    Was James traumatized by circumcision?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I forgot all about that guy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit anon you may be onto something! We finely know what the Pyramid represents!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what does the pyramid actually represent?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's James missing foreskin! He wears it to taunt James and remind him of what he lost!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he just like me

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I love that pic

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >what does the pyramid actually represent?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >aggro range

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's funny how you tell men and women apart in a group from their walking stance.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Can women please stop ruining everything by reducing it to the most base impulses of appealing to the carnal?
            >woman trys to gain attention without leveraging sexuallity challenge Difficulty: impossible

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's an executioner's hood. He saw a photo of one and it stuck with him. It also may represent his inability to connect with his wife or have any sort of intimacy after she fell ill. As if a large cumbersome object is around you, making physical contact and sight frustratingly hard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That dumb theory is about 4, not 2.
      >everyone thinks it's a troony projecting
      >actually an amerimutt deprived of his foreskin, and rightfully mad about it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know that it's a troll post but I will reply anyway just so moron anons knows what's going on.

      James was traumatized and mentally exhausted after spending weeks in the hospital and looking at his wife slowly dying and looking like a disgusting ugly deformed monster before killing her with his hands because of hatred for her and desperation to get his life back. That's why In James' Otherworld monsters and environment are Hospital-themed. Bubblehead Nurses symbolize James' sexual frustration and hint at the fact that he was thinking about fricking one of the nurses while Mary was sick and was not able to give him what he wanted. Pyramid Head on the other hand is dressed in a medical doctor's uniform and is carrying around part of the giant medical scissors because he's meant to remind James about the fact that Doctors at the hospital couldn't save Mary

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        does that make the spear a giant needle?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think the spear is a reference to the executioners from the Valitel sub-sect of the cult

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Two can play at that game...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >There was a hole in my stomach. Its gone...for now.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >...he's right behind me, isn't he

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was about to post that

      I would really consider buying the remake if the dialogue is that bad or even worse, and the game takes itself 100% seriously

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I would really consider buying the remake if the dialogue is that bad or even worse, and the game takes itself 100% seriously
        I wish they would actually turn James into a black man fully talking in ebonics. I got da letta, sum stifling shit.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mary?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did James serve in 'Nam?
      or is he a larping homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mary?

        In the new trailer for return to Silent Hill there's a brief clip where you can see a movie theater in the town with a now playing sign with Jacobs ladder on it.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he kinda looks russian or eastern european

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mary...where the frick are you?!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ripped dudes with guns and zombies and women in bikinis all on the front cover
      Take me fricking back

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      JAMES
      WHERE IS YOUR DICK JAMES

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Canada
        Of course it was made by leaf hands.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    James killed Mary because she wouldn't let him frick. The End

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait until he realise it's not a pyramid but his rapist dick head ;^)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rolling for 7

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick it, rollin'.

        Porn cop already getting double-teamed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i fricked her first

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick it, rollin'.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, I can say "Frick the police" and mean it literally. 😉

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keep rollin' rollin'

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kids.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i want to frick kids

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only realizing now how much that picture of Alyssa looks like Heather.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I WANNA CUM INSIDE HEATHER

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dude... she's 17

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Out of 10

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      push up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      god give me quads

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Quads lets go.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what is xxxxx?
      also Ganker mods disabled dubs like 7 years ago because they are all a bunch of homosexuals

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please no quads

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE CUT OFF YOUR JOHNSON MR SUNDERLAND

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*Kills a lying figure*
    >james shouts some shitty one-liner

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >james shouts some shitty one-liner
      >Take this, you...you Lying figure

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man. It's like I get 2s combat sucked dick and improving it is a net positive, but frick I don't want this to be resident evil 2 action

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >James solves the clock puzzle
      >"Good... there's no time to waste"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >AND STAY DOWN

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's just a game bro

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bossfight begins, pyramid head roars and then charges at you
    >hold left to dodge one swipe
    >hold right to dodge one swipe
    >hold left to dodge one swipe
    >try to counterattack with a basic combo but the pipe clangs onto the pyramid head
    >"Shit! I can't get through that fricking pyramid...."
    >pyramid head roars and charges at you again
    >dodge his combo again, this time quick aim into him and shoot his knees but nothing happens
    >"Frick! He just keeps on comin'!."
    >Angela speaks into the radio
    >"James! Let him run into the walls! He can't see shit with that fricking pyramid on his head!"
    >"Frick you're right...why didn't I think of that?"
    >hover near the wall and bait his charge
    >time slows down and the RT prompt shows up on screen
    >this time when I dodge the pyramid smashes into the wall
    >pyramid head roars and stumbles back, falls onto his knees and the pyramid rips open, glowing orange tentacles and eyes burst out to writhe around
    >"Now i've got you you son of a b***h"
    >Start mashing RTRTRT halfscreen to arkham magnetize into the melee combo, stock squishy noises and then the tentacles retract into the crack and pyramid head gets back up again
    >"I think I just made him angrier..."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blooper Team wouldn't even be capable of doing this. That's way too elaborated for a walking sim dev studio.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is this really any worse than bullet sponge boss fights? it's not like silent hill can get too crazy with them to begin with

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That was nice about the trailer. James didnt scream OH MY FRICKING SCIENCE when aiming at the nurse

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You don't have to lie! Go ahead and say it! Or you could just forcefeed me. Fill me up like... he... he always did. You only care about yourself, anyway! You disgusting pig!

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOU TRIANGLE PIECE OF SHIT!!
    >bury a friend starts playing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WHERE THE FRICK ARE YOU MARYYYYY

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The remake is really mindbreaking Silent Hill fans, ain't it?

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Yeah right, next you're going to tell me theres a bunch of sexy nurses running around.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I sure am ready for Ganker to turn around and suck this game's dick like they did Dead Space, Demon's Souls, and RE4.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I sure am ready for Ganker to turn around and suck this game's dick like they did Dead Space, Demon's Souls, and RE4.

      You mean for Konami to start paying for shill campaigns like EA and Capcom did? That won't happen until closer to release to make it look more "organic"

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >looks at the 'there was a hole here' grafitti
    >*snickers* "Kids these days. What will they think of next?"

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Looks like someone didn't take their vitamins."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there should be more variety between hits instead of repeating the same animation loop, not too hard for devs to see that

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They take away the sex appeal from Maria's design for the remake
    >Make up for it by giving her a 20 minute unskippable sex scene
    How would you react?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is that what maria looks like now? wtf lol not only are the characters ugly but they also look like weird as hell, the original really captured that twin peaks dream like perspective

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >James keeps shouting 'frick' during it
      >he then calls her Mary by accident, which causes Maria to run off angry

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you think nu-Maria is going to handle line delivery on the "ANYWAY?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN ANYWAY" scene or even "I'm not your Mary"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She might do a decent job, but I don't think she's gonna out-do OG Maria. The OG VA really knocked it out of the park with those scenes.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bro, 90% of the content on this board is complaints that characters aren't sexy enough, you think this is a woman only issue?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      was in response to

      Can women please stop ruining everything by reducing it to the most base impulses of appealing to the carnal?
      >woman trys to gain attention without leveraging sexuallity challenge Difficulty: impossible

      but i was so flabbergasted i didnt even properly respond

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >In my restless dreams, I see that buffet. Golden Corral

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE THE FRICK IS MARY?!?!?!

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i mean honestly its not too far off

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