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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the worst part about microsoft shutting down the studio is causing people to pretend this game was ever any good out of spite

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yep lol. to be truthful i don't even know what you do in that game but the artstyle is so puke ugly that i don't even want to know. so ima gonna close this thread in case some butthole tries to explain what you do in the game and how it's supposedly good or something.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        barry won

        https://i.imgur.com/TVIvBBF.jpeg

        >All coverage of the game was positive
        Yeah, the same people loved Gone Home, too.

        >bazzy is THIS mindbroken

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      People loved it when it came out. All coverage of the game was positive

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >All coverage of the game was positive
        Yeah, the same people loved Gone Home, too.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Okay so people have shit taste. That's fair but let's not pretend like Hi Fi Rush was panned or anything on release. The general public, journos and e-celebs at it up and always said it was a good game. Nobody changed their mind after tango got shut down

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >the general public
            the genera public never touched hi fi rush
            it was well received by a handful of journos and their followers
            nobody else cared

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              According to steam 90% of people who played it liked it.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >the genera public never touched hi fi rush

              then I guess these 2 million people were just a made up number?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >then I guess these 2 million people were just a made up number?
                The studio closed, so pretty much.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Gamepass

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Players not buyers

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >then I guess these 2 million people were just a made up number?
              The studio closed, so pretty much.

              >The studio closed so pretty much
              >the genera public never touched hi fi rush
              Dude, my normalgay ex-college roommate was asking me about HiFi Rush. Normalgays absolutely knew about it and played it. The issue is that Tango was in the middle of developing a Switch port and pitching a sequel, and Zenimax/Micro$oft shut down every single Bethesda subsidiary owned that wasn't actively making a new game because they're legitimately fricking moronic and corporate ghouls think that the minor amount of operating costs you save by laying off employees is better because it makes the number go up in the short term.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                this same homosexual said quantum break was a success to damage control it flopping too
                he's literally a pr marketing guy
                hfr was not a success in sales
                what he's referring to is reviews and fan reception which is why he mentions "our players"

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                yeah dude i'm sure microsoft stating multiple times that HFR was a success and that Tango was hiring 40+ new employees and microsoft was reinvesting was all a lie too
                Fricking moron, Tango was doing good, HFR was a hit, and they got shut down because the short term gains from shutting down Tango were all shareholders at the world's worst company wanted
                Stop bootlicking you absolute fricking homosexual

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                it wasn't q success
                it made no profits
                all he's talking about was reviews and fans which is why he said our players
                tango got shut down and they all got fired because it flopped
                if it was an actual hit in sales then MS wouldn't shut them down even if they were pitching

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >it made no profits
                top seller on steam for like five consecutive weeks
                top seller on PSN for a full week
                not to mention that the game was literally almost done when microsoft bought Tango; it literally cost microsoft NEXT TO NOTHING to publish it, meaning that any sales were effectively pure profit

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >on steam
                it sold barely 100k in its first month on steam

                it was in dev for 5 fricking years and is actually a AAA budget game
                hfr was not some small fricking indie game you moron
                hfr never once appeared in npd

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >top seller on steam for like five consecutive weeks
                lmao

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >company says studio is good and they want them to keep making games
                >shuts them down months later
                >somehow this means company was not lying, according to anon's headcanon
                ???

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Please feel free to explain why a company doing poorly would be hiring 40+ new employees.

                >on steam
                it sold barely 100k in its first month on steam

                it was in dev for 5 fricking years and is actually a AAA budget game
                hfr was not some small fricking indie game you moron
                hfr never once appeared in npd

                >it sold barely 100k in its first month on steam
                >source: my ass

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                source literally every steam tracker
                it has only sold 600k which is 100% of its sales
                it never appeared on npd
                if it sold good it would have made enough revenue to appear in the npd top 20 of January, February or the YTD charts
                it never did

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Sell out to Microsoft one of the biggest and most ruthless tech companies
                >Don't worry we won't get fricked over like all the others
                >Get absolutely fricked over
                >Shocked, crying, pounding ground
                How could this happen

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Anon. SOmething can exceed expectations and still not be worth keeping around. Considerig Tango was the onyl studio in japan and they take way too long and too much money to release a Bayonetta tier dud there was zero reason to keep them around. The only justification to keep Tango alive would have been to ease the moot of hardcore fanboys like Nintendo throws in a Metroid every 10 years that sells embarrassingly low but makes the little fanboys praise you.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                A israelite lies every time he opens his mouth

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                yeah dude i'm sure microsoft stating multiple times that HFR was a success and that Tango was hiring 40+ new employees and microsoft was reinvesting was all a lie too
                Fricking moron, Tango was doing good, HFR was a hit, and they got shut down because the short term gains from shutting down Tango were all shareholders at the world's worst company wanted
                Stop bootlicking you absolute fricking homosexual

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You know people here just all out of their asses.
                Why are you taking them seriously?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >my anecdotal "evidence" and a shill tweet proves people loved this game
                the studio got axed because the game flopped, no amount of cope can change this, it's dead

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >e-celebs at it up and always said it was a good game.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >songs are bad
              oof

              When even YMS can't even throw you a bone on something so easy as songs on a rhythm game that's.... not good.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >play 20 minutes
              >I hate this I don't want to play anymore
              I mean, fine but really you should probably give it a longer go before tearing into it

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >bro you need to play for 100 hours to give an opinion that's when the game gets good!
                >oh you gave it negative review? Then why did you play it for 100 hours?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >fr fr no cap you need to play for [x] hours before game becomes fun
                Sorry zoommie, but I have higher standards than that.

                So would you give up a decent game with a 20 minute opening cutscene because you got bored?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That would be instant refund, yes.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Well you just refunded every Fallout game

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                i would skip the opening cutscene and play for 10-15 minutes. should be more than enough time to figure out what the basic gameplay is like

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Okay but all of the DMC games have super watered down gameplay in the first 10-15 minutes. It takes a while to accumulate all of the moves. I mean, it changes quite a lot as you play it.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                ok i guess i'd give up playing one game before it gets good

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldnt give up on it or refund it, but I would absolutely take longer to get to the game if that were the case.
                Id need to be in the mood to watch a 20 minute opening cutscene. Tons of games for decades have had slow starts, thats okay

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                every game except j-rpgs are frontloaded, there's no exception, if the start is boring, the game will be even worse

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >every game except j-rpgs are frontloaded
                literally every character action game i've ever played is backloaded because major chunks of the moveset are locked at the start

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                you don't need to unlock the full moveset to know if the core gameplay is your jam or not
                This is a rhythm game, if you like the rock and the timed attacks, you know you'll like the game, if you don't, you know you won't, it's that simple

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >fr fr no cap you need to play for [x] hours before game becomes fun
                Sorry zoommie, but I have higher standards than that.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Why are you homosexuals so obsessed with e-celebs? First the homosexual bringing up woolie out of nowhere and now this.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >people actually trying to use fricking YMS as an argument
              go look at that dogfricker's gameplay for literally any other action game, he hates them because he's absolutely fricking terrible at them

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                They're just using him for shitposting purposes.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >dog fricker hates hi-fi rush
              wtf I love hi-fi rush now

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >The first level has basic gameplay compared to later levels
              Unforgivable.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >YMS homosexual that can't even review movies
              >implying his video game taste is any better

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No, this game was not talked about by anybody other than Ganker and Ganker only talked about it so they could use it as a bludgeon to bash forspoken. It's a dogshit game and without an even worse game to make it look good by comparison it quickly fell to the wayside

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          There are 2 million people on Ganker who wanted to stick it to forspoken by buying hifi rush? That's crazy. We're mainstream now

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            2 million people didn't buy hi fi rush
            500k did, a pittance. That's why the studio got nuked because again, nobody bought the game because nobody outside of Ganker cared for it. Those who bought it did so solely out of spite, yes

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >500k did,
              crazy how this number gets lower every time you say it

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                no...it began at 500k
                then you lied and said millions bought it and I corrected you
                and now you're accusing me of changing numbers because you've been caught and are now having a psychotic break

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was fun but I only played up until you got to the hub area with the cute brownie and kinda felt like I've already seen everything the game had to offer

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people hate this game on such a visceral level in this place. Did this game call you all trannies or something?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        tbh I really don't know. The game isn't terrible and it doesn't have any awful bugs. Most of the stuff like music, art design, characters and humor may not be liked with some people

        >e-celebs at it up and always said it was a good game.

        but I can also link other youtubers that love the game.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        people think this game is fine, they just think it's mediocre and gimmicky

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly I think people just overhyped it a little

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        The "people praising it" were basically shills and viral marketers on Ganker. None of the discussion was natural, and it was constantly called out. Barely any discussion of the actual game took place, only "Look at this suprise hit! Have you played it yet?' kind of shit.

        For a game with no marketing, that's incredibly suspicious.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It literally shadowdropped out of nowhere you absolute moron

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Then show the discussion. And no, it doesn't count if even one person complains about snoys or forspoken shills. And if even a single bit of cropped porn is shown, the entire thread gets thrown out.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >And no, it doesn't count if even one person complains about snoys or forspoken shills. And if even a single bit of cropped porn is shown, the entire thread gets thrown out.
              I legitimately don't think there is a single thread on this entire shithole board that would not get "thrown out" with this criteria. Even Armored Core threads have Soulsgay wars and fujos lusting over the handler.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                don't bother anon. He's just a shitposter. He said the samething here

                Nice copypasta [...]

                .

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              yeah dude just let me trawl through an entire year's worth of archives to find the one mythical Ganker thread that doesn't have a SINGLE lewdpost or attempt at obvious console war shitposting

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                next he'll say that "you can't find it and that it proves that this game was shilled"

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >And no, it doesn't count if even one person complains about snoys or forspoken shills. And if even a single bit of cropped porn is shown, the entire thread gets thrown out.
                I legitimately don't think there is a single thread on this entire shithole board that would not get "thrown out" with this criteria. Even Armored Core threads have Soulsgay wars and fujos lusting over the handler.

                That's why HFR threads were disingenuous. Did anyone actually care about the game outside of wanting to frick the cat, or console warring with the snoys? No, never once did a discussion like that happen. You can tell because even a tiny criticism of the game gets you labeled as a snoy forspoken shill.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, people discussing and having fun with the game did.
                The fact that the board got full of people taking a shit on flopspoken it's to that game's fault because it was the ass of every joke for its HOW YOU DOIN FELLOW KIDS nature
                It was literally last year, stop the revisionism

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >The fact that the board got full of people taking a shit on flopspoken it's to that game's fault because it was the ass of every joke for its HOW YOU DOIN FELLOW KIDS nature

                The self awareness. The funny part is that flopspoken was actually made by young people unlike Hi-Fi Rush.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It was made by out of touch japanese boomers and californian basedboys. It was an unmitigated desaster since the UHMMMMM I'M IN A PLACE YOU WOULDN'T CALL EARTH reveal and everyone, absolutely every single person on earth laughed at it until the studio exploded.
                Are you seriously defending this shit just out of spite?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Are you seriously defending this shit just out of spite?
                i would never

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you opinionated over games you havent played?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                it's extra funny that he lacks the self awareness to realize that by waltzing into a hi fi rush thread and immediately talking about forspoken, he's by his own actions proven nobody cares about hifi rush outside of using it to attack forspoken

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Are you too stupid to understand that the thread I'm answering to is talking about this or you just want to deliver THE EPIC PWNAGEXD

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                the latter, I had my post locked and loaded for like 5 minutes, you had enough keywords that I could safely hit reply and feel smug

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                What the absolute frick are you talking about?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                you asked me if I was making an epic pwnage reply instead of actually following.
                I'm telling you yes, that is what I did

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It fell incredibly short but if you're happy about it congrats

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >waltzing into a hi fi rush thread
                this isn't a Hi-Fi Rush thread. This is just a shitposting thread.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                weebs once again can't help but dig the hole deeper every time they're caught in any type of scrutiny

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                no matter what happens, if someone links you a thread with a genuine discussion going you'll dig up the one or two posts with 2 replies tops about lewdposting or console war homosexualry and declare the entire thread worthless
                nobody is going to engage with you when you act like this because you could have very easily gone into those threads yourself at the time and started that shitposting just so you could pull this homosexualry later
                please learn how anonymous imageboards work before posting

                Maybe you should've discussed video games more, instead of propagating porn and console wars.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                see, this is what i mean
                instead of actually engaging in a discussion or trying to refute points you just default back to "Y-YOU'RE A PORN ADDICT/CONSOLE WAR gay" because you're not trying to engage in good faith
                this is why nobody likes you

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >this is why nobody likes you
                Coming from people who think games should be nothing but glorified pornographic visual novels, I take that as a compliment. By the way, you forgot to call me a snoy troony and/or a forspoken shill. You don't want to go off script now.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >citation needed

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                yeah dude i definitely bought and played HFR, a rhythm action game that i bought specifically because it was a rhythm action game with a cool artstyle, because i wanted a porno VN
                you're so fricking annoying

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >yeah dude i definitely bought and played HFR, a rhythm action game that i bought specifically because it was a rhythm action game with a cool artstyle,
                >I however hate discussion of it, and get angry at people who criticize it, and only want threads full of robo-cat bestiality

                That doesn't sound like you enjoyed the gameplay.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                you bought hfr to "stick it to sony" or Blackrock or whatever the hell it is Ganker is obsessed with
                you wasted your money to shill a bad game for console war purposes. It's pathetic

                unhinged conclusions pulled straight out the butthole

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                translation: you caught me red handed and I'm too embarrassed to admit it

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >what's written: fun action music game enjoyable I liked playing it
                >what you keep reading: fricking cats and snoy

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                homie we can all scroll up and see you crying about sony this gaslighting doesn't work on a fricking text and image board where your entire stance is laid out in plain ass black and white for everyone to read.
                Like honestly, my dude who are you trying to fool, the thread? me? maybe yourself?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The conclusion has a lot to do with none of you posting any gameplay, discussing the gameplay/story/characters etc. So it's not an unhinged statement like you're trying to handwave it as. Any AA/indie game on Ganker that actually gains a fanbase has a frickton of that being posted. The posts about fricking the cat ARE more regular than anything I mentioned above. That's all I saw on this board about HFR for months until this fiasco happened.

                >post muted webms of this musical rhythm action game, that'll translate the appeal!
                If you can't be bothered to google for 5 minutes it's your loss
                People that played the game discussed the game they played

                It's not my loss at all lmao, I couldn't care less about the game. You homosexuals shilling certainly seem to care about it flopping and tanking the studio though, and none of you put in the work to actually getting people interested in it. That TINY bit of effort in these threads, beyond "but this le hecking chungus wholesome soulful game" PERHAPS could have gotten some sales.

                That was probably the most brain-dead, and moronic response you could have come up with. You made you bed, now you're lying in it. Sad

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You clearly can't read more than one post at a time and have no notion of context so why bother answering you
                Yes anon you won the discussion, whatever it was saying
                Feel the dopamine and move on to the next thread

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry but maybe you should just concede you have no argument, as now your just spouting verbal diarrea. A game with some presence will have fan discussion and content - HFR had none of that. This is common knowledge, and you seem utterly butt blasted (and delusional) to be unable to digest that. I suggest getting some medication.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't read

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >I however hate discussion of it, and get angry at people who criticize it, and only want threads full of robo-cat bestiality
                no, i loved discussion of it. had plenty. i'm just not going to engage with your stupid fricking "GO THROUGH THE ARCHIVES AND FIND ME THE ONE Ganker THREAD WITH ABSOLUTELY ZERO SHITPOSTING" homosexualry.

                you bought hfr to "stick it to sony" or Blackrock or whatever the hell it is Ganker is obsessed with
                you wasted your money to shill a bad game for console war purposes. It's pathetic

                >you bought hfr to "stick it to sony"
                i literally played HFR with a PS4 controller and was specifically annoyed by the fact that i had to mod in PS button prompts until they patched them in later with the PS5 release recently, which is what got me to go back and finish up the postgame stuff
                keep talking though moron i'm sure nobody has ever bought games for reasons other than your stupid fricking moron console war homosexualry before
                if you say it enough it'll become true

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                oh my bad, you didn't buy it just to shill
                you bought it, realized it was bad but because you spent your money you decided to shill online to justify to yourself that you totally didn't waste your money
                don't worry bro the hfr studio is gone, you can stop pretending and let it go now. We all make stupid purchases

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >you bought it, realized it was bad
                nah, it was my GotY. i have criticisms for it (start is a little too slow, not being able to skip dialog scenes on chapter replays is annoying, z-shielding breaking your combos is fricking awful and means using macaron for literally anything but shield breaking is a complete waste of time, that one fricking room with the electric floors near the end of mimosa's stage, kale phase 2) but it was still fantastic and one of the most fun playthroughs i've experienced in years despite the hiccups it had

                >no, i loved discussion of it.
                And yet you called me a snoy troony if I said I didn't like the story, and I didn't like the cutscenes being intrusive, and I thought the combat was a little too spectacle heavy. Strange how you can't take criticism.

                >And yet you called me a snoy troony
                i did not, and Ganker is not a hivemind. please get over yourself and quit being an annoying moron

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >not being able to skip dialog scenes on chapter replays is annoying
                Funny, you called me a troony for making this EXACT criticism. Something about how I'm an "autist who can't appreciate good storytelling". You aren't very consistent.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Funny, you called me a troony for
                Ganker is not a hivemind. no, i didn't. please get over yourself and learn how anonymous imageboards work.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >no, i loved discussion of it.
                And yet you called me a snoy troony if I said I didn't like the story, and I didn't like the cutscenes being intrusive, and I thought the combat was a little too spectacle heavy. Strange how you can't take criticism.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >GO THROUGH THE ARCHIVES AND FIND ME THE ONE Ganker THREAD WITH ABSOLUTELY ZERO SHITPOSTING"
                I think I found a thread https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/625723069/#q625723069

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >someone criticizes the story as being too over the top
                >this is the response they get

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Haha. looks like you and me both saw the "snoygger" comment at the same time. Touche.

                It still counts against the thread.

                >someone criticizes the story as being too over the top
                >this is criticism according to you

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                So what part of the post outed them as a snoy? You could've just said that there were no pronouns in the game, but you were insistent on calling him a snoygger.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >but you were
                please learn how anonymous imageboards work, holy fricking shit
                not everyone named "anonymous" is the same person you dumb frick, and obviously someone shitposting is going to be met with shitposting in kind
                god damn you are dense

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                But why did you call him a snoygger? What did he say that indicated him as such? Did he bring up Forspoken? did he shill Uncharted? Come on, what's the reasoning?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >But why did you
                again, please learn how anonymous imageboards work
                i am not the guy who did that
                there is a good chance the guy who did that has not posted in a Ganker thread in months
                the nature of shitposting is that it is always met with more shitposting in kind, and only the shitposter in question can know why they chose their particular form of shitpost to use

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                What about the post was shitposting? It's not wrong to hate a story being over the top, especially if it comes off as obnoxious.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >It's not like he was calling people tendies or homosexuals
                anon what do you think the implication of
                >CHECK OUT, MY THEY/THEM PRONOUN SHOUTOUTS
                was supposed to be

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                he's going to say it doesn't count because someone says "snoygger" in response to a blatant shitposter

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >someone criticizes the story as being too over the top
                >this is the response they get

                Haha. looks like you and me both saw the "snoygger" comment at the same time. Touche.

                It still counts against the thread.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Oh I know which is why I got the screen shot here

                >someone criticizes the story as being too over the top
                >this is the response they get

                Nice try

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                see

                So what part of the post outed them as a snoy? You could've just said that there were no pronouns in the game, but you were insistent on calling him a snoygger.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Oh I see it but see this

                >someone criticizes the story as being too over the top
                >this is the response they get

                >someone criticizes the story as being too over the top
                Nobody critized the story. You lied. Don't try change the subject with this

                So what part of the post outed them as a snoy? You could've just said that there were no pronouns in the game, but you were insistent on calling him a snoygger.

                .
                I proved you wrong don't sneak away you rat bastard.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                To be honest, that guy wasn't shitposting. The story is obnoxiously over the top. There's nothing wrong with hating that. It's not like he was calling people tendies or homosexuals.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >It's not like he was calling people tendies or homosexuals
                anon what do you think the implication of
                >CHECK OUT, MY THEY/THEM PRONOUN SHOUTOUTS
                was supposed to be

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

                Anon, how is[...] criticizing the story? It's fine that you didn't like it but to spout awful buzzwords as criticism people are gonna dog pile you.

                >obnoxious, ambiguously brown yas queen girlboss with sidecut hair
                >being surprised when someone associates them with pronoun nonsense

                Blame HFR's terrible designers. It doesn't help that her and the red haired b***h are obnoxious pieces of walking trash. Really nails obnoxious western writing conventions. And this was made with a japanese team, I've heard? haha

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >the red haired b***h are obnoxious pieces of walking trash.
                If you played the game Korsica mellows out after you save her. Peppermint is a mixed bag so you can have that.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah most characters completely warm up to Chai after a bit, a lot of people missed that part for some reason.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >the red haired b***h are obnoxious pieces of walking trash.
                If you played the game Korsica mellows out after you save her. Peppermint is a mixed bag so you can have that.

                >warming up to a character means they should be allowed to talktalktalktalk more than a tim Buckley comic

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                wait a second. I reconize that style of posting. Now ACgay is here. Thankfully I'm going to work soon so I don't have to deal with your autism. Blah blah talk too long, blah blah they shouldn't be talking, blah blah mavel level quips and blah blah no gameplay. anything else I'm missing?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Looks like you covered all the pertinent points. Well done.

                >yas queen girlboss
                Peppermint is literally characterized as an obnoxious punk whose character arc is realizing that her "FRICK YOU MOM" streak was a mistake and she should have owned up to her responsibilities, stopped being abrasive to others, and stuck with her family.
                >It doesn't help that her and the red haired b***h are obnoxious pieces of walking trash
                Korsica is endearing as frick, what are you on about?

                >Peppermint is literally characterized as an obnoxious punk whose character arc is realizing that her "FRICK YOU MOM" streak was a mistake and she should have owned up to her responsibilities,
                So she's an obnoxious girlboss, but with a layer of irony ontop. Wonderful. Just like Dark Pit from Kid Icarus, who's a dark clone of the main character, EXCEPT NOT REALLY WOOOOOO LOOK AT US SUBVERTING EXPECTATIONS

                Making Rian Johnson proud.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >So she's an obnoxious girlboss, but with a layer of irony ontop.
                It's not "irony", you illiterate frick. Her being abrasive and argumentative serves a narrative purpose and it's explicitly framed as something she has to grow out of. That's not "girlbossing".
                >Just like Dark Pit from Kid Icarus, who's a dark clone of the main character, EXCEPT NOT REALLY WOOOOOO LOOK AT US SUBVERTING EXPECTATIONS
                What the frick? Dark Pit wasn't "subversive" either. He literally was a reflection of Pit; specifically the traits he personally considered negative. Pit is loyal to a fault and comedically optimistic, while Dark Pit reflects the cynicism he pushes down and all his doubts towards the actions of the gods. He's not an "evil" Pit.

                Jesus fricking Christ, do you just not pay attention to ANY of the games you play?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >A lot of people missed that part for some reason
                Because you had to actually play the game to see it.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >yas queen girlboss
                Peppermint is literally characterized as an obnoxious punk whose character arc is realizing that her "FRICK YOU MOM" streak was a mistake and she should have owned up to her responsibilities, stopped being abrasive to others, and stuck with her family.
                >It doesn't help that her and the red haired b***h are obnoxious pieces of walking trash
                Korsica is endearing as frick, what are you on about?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, how is

                Oh I know which is why I got the screen shot here
                [...]
                Nice try

                criticizing the story? It's fine that you didn't like it but to spout awful buzzwords as criticism people are gonna dog pile you.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                you bought hfr to "stick it to sony" or Blackrock or whatever the hell it is Ganker is obsessed with
                you wasted your money to shill a bad game for console war purposes. It's pathetic

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                no matter what happens, if someone links you a thread with a genuine discussion going you'll dig up the one or two posts with 2 replies tops about lewdposting or console war homosexualry and declare the entire thread worthless
                nobody is going to engage with you when you act like this because you could have very easily gone into those threads yourself at the time and started that shitposting just so you could pull this homosexualry later
                please learn how anonymous imageboards work before posting

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >game studio gets closed
                >first few posts literally screaming about barry
                I mean it's transparent as frick this game is just used for shitposting and nothing more. I feel bad for the devs who probably got fooled into thinking they had genuine fans

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            So discuss the gameplay, characters, story, etc. Post webms and fanart. None of that was being done, minus people telling me to buy it because of how "successful" and "soulful" it was. The shills and ""fans"" did a terrible job of conveying what kind of game it was. I had the energy to click on the thread, but I'm not doing research on some game I'm not interested in.

            Nice copypasta [...]

            That was me in an older thread as it's the same boring conversation being regurgitated.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Nice copypasta

          [...]

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >people play it
          >they discuss it
          >IT'S LE SHILLS

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Perhaps gain some fricking reading comprehension because that's not what I said at all. You dummies weren't discussing the game at all, explained here

            So discuss the gameplay, characters, story, etc. Post webms and fanart. None of that was being done, minus people telling me to buy it because of how "successful" and "soulful" it was. The shills and ""fans"" did a terrible job of conveying what kind of game it was. I had the energy to click on the thread, but I'm not doing research on some game I'm not interested in.

            [...]
            That was me in an older thread as it's the same boring conversation being regurgitated.

            Talk about the gameplay. Post gameplay. Post fanart. Etc. don't just tell me to buy the game because of how heckin wholesome and soulful it was and how I should buy it because it's cheap. You homosexuals sabotaged it's potential lmao, and you're too in your own head to understand HOW people get interested in a new game.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Still better than the constant UO threads
          Literally Katawa Shoujo tiers of autism

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Trolls here can't stand others having fun

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          But enough about Forspoken

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Hi Fi Rush gays were just very insufferable when it released, so a lot of people who were annoyed with Hi Fi Rush because of insufferable Gankertards feel vindicated now that the studio is dead after HFR was their last game. HFRgays created the circumstances on the board leading to its consistent negative and 'hate' responses to the game because of how insufferable HFRgays was.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          bingo

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          this
          hi fi rush shills were the most annoying people on this board and it feels so damn good to see them put in their place

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I like you anon

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          This. Nobody actually cares about the quality of the game, it's revenge for shitting up the board. It's why Rebirth threads are so cancerous too.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            the cycle of revenge will continue until the next zelda game releases and unifies the board with the first perfect video game in history

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          this
          hi fi rush shills were the most annoying people on this board and it feels so damn good to see them put in their place

          This. Nobody actually cares about the quality of the game, it's revenge for shitting up the board. It's why Rebirth threads are so cancerous too.

          When did you Black folk ever care about the "quality of this board" when Palworld took up 40% of threads a couple of months ago and you didn't do anything about it?

          • 1 week ago
            sage

            It's a samegay

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Everyone I dont agree with is Samegayging

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >causing people to pretend this game was ever any good out of spite
      People have been doing this since it came out just because it happened to release alongside Forspoken. Honestly being a slightly lesser blunder did miracles for public perception of this game. Still have met zero people who actually played it tho lol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >causing people to pretend this game was ever any good out of spite
      out of spite? where the frick did you come up with this?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What level of schizo is this?
      How is that tinfoil hat coming along?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's like platinum shit. Games no one actually bought or plaed but the terminal online console warriors just love to boast about how hardcore and niche they are for liking the games.
      Absolutely love how all the most cancerous xbox fanboys on twitter used a hifi rush avatar and are all now screeching and sobbing because of "betrayal" or some shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The game was praised constantly since it released so this is definitely not what's happening. I will say, it's moronic watching people that definitely didn't play it use it to push their narrative. Maybe if they actually bought and played it instead of soifacing at all the awards it won then the company wouldn't have been shut down

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Gankeredditors whenever a video game actually plays like a straight forward video game

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Forspoken is more of a game than HFR

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I hate it when homosexuals like you pretend video games need to look and feel like the most childish bing bing wahoo shit in order to be true vidya. I do not like looking at rwby in game form

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >woke "game" full of cutscenes and QTEs
        >actually plays like a straight forward video game

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >rhythm games are QTEshit now
          Nuke this fricking board already

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >oh my science, this is amazing!

            • 1 week ago
              KARMA

              Lmao this is hilarious. Im saving this. Kindergarten Developmental Toys gameplay

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                you love forespoken
                you can't speak

              • 1 week ago
                KARMA

                You Do Not Play Games.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                ?
                yes i do? the frick you talking about, moron

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >namegayging
                >loves forspoken
                You might as well wear a sign pointing at you saying "worlds biggest moron"

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >optional contextual attacks you specifically have to both activate and walk up to to trigger
              >not even optimal if you're playing for score since it drains the boss's health too fast for too few points
              What is this supposed to prove, ACgay?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >cinematic spectacle straight out of Uncharted is good because it's optional

                No. not being mandatory is a mark in its favor, but that's like me walking over a pile of shit on the sidewalk. It's not gonna magically start smelling like flowers.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It's not only optional, it's literally the incorrect choice if you're going for score. The game even rewards you with bonus gears for using the opportunity to hit his torso instead.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Then that sounds like bad game design. just like the QTEs in Metroid Dread. If using them is less efficient, then don't even include them.

                >b-but the children
                I don't care about the children. Stop pandering to them.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >If using them is less efficient, then don't even include them.
                They look cool. Having the player choose between capitalizing on an opening with a stylish high-damage contextual move or standard moves that grant more score is legitimately great game design you fricking homosexual.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >they look cool
                LITERALLY western moviegame logic. Is this what you want to appeal to?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It's still a fricking rhythm game you fricking dumbfrick. I guess Rhythm Thief isn't a video game anymore since 99% of the game is literally that WEBM that you've posted

                >it's ok to be a casual game with QTE when it's literally made for me, the balding millenial

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Get cancer and die tendie

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I'm so glad they made this game instead of God Hand 2.

              So fricking ecstatic and HAPPY. And it also features Trent Reznor and the prodigy? Holy shit i know who they are

              *spits on Tango Coffin*

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              It's still a fricking rhythm game you fricking dumbfrick. I guess Rhythm Thief isn't a video game anymore since 99% of the game is literally that WEBM that you've posted

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I never cared about this slop once I found out the director and writers were not Japanese. Sneaky westerners trying to larp as Japanese.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's mediocre at best
      if anyone is pretending it's xbots, they just claim this garbage and starfield are great to defend xbox

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      frick you, fighting robots in the rythm of Invaders Must Die was the most fun I has in vidya in years

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >the worst part about microsoft shutting down the studio is causing people to pretend this game was ever any bad out of spite
      ftfy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      barry won

      /thread/

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    barry won

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    LOOK MOMMIE I POSTED IT AGAIN XD

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sensible chuckle.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >"L-Laugh at my game, will you? W-Well guess what?! I'M MAKING THE SAME JOKE YOU DID! Wh-Who's l-laughing now?! H-HUH?!"
    Post yfw you aren't Barry

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There's no fricking way that webm is real, what the frick

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Post yfw you aren't Barry

      I never bought Forspoken because of:
      1. His toxic attitude to critics
      2. The demo being ass

      also OP went and also decided to shitpost with

      [...]

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Everyone who dislikes what I like is Barry

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Barry seems to be in every single Hifi rush thread with the same exact typing style, pictures and ~~*memes*~~
      see thread

      [...]

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >2 anti HFR threads up at the same time

    I bet Barry (Fospoken shill) just woke up and started his daily shitposting routine

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >"L-Laugh at my game, will you? W-Well guess what?! I'M MAKING THE SAME JOKE YOU DID! Wh-Who's l-laughing now?! H-HUH?!"
      Post yfw you aren't Barry

      >Post yfw you aren't Barry

      I never bought Forspoken because of:
      1. His toxic attitude to critics
      2. The demo being ass

      also OP went and also decided to shitpost with [...]

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      >bazzy is THIS mindbroken

      reminder that barry won

      Microsoft coming in to curb stomp hfr guy (hfr studio was shut down and everyone fired) while frey magic dodges away to live another day (luminous productions staff were just reassigned as CBU2 staff within SE after being BD2 previously, and are still all employed and working on AAA development on an existing SE IP and even still using luminous engine, some even worked on ff16 and ff7 rebirth too)
      barry won
      simple as

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You are the perfect drug the perfect drug the perfect drug

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      peak soi

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        then quake is perfect soi also

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          nta and not too familiar with quake but I thought Quake just had ambient music composed by the NIN guy specifically for quake and not just a NIN Song with vocals inserted into the game. Correct me if I'm wrong

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            it's worse in quake
            he breathes into the mic

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Mid game anyway

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >movieshit like forspoken dies
    >movieshit like HFR makes fun of it, despite making the same mistakes
    >HFR dies as well

    That's pretty embarrassing.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Barry so invested in Flopspoken?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      its an actual video game with high degree of freedom in movement for one
      not a glorified qte tech demo with restrictive movement

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Barry, you are literally mentally ill.
        have a nice day.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I honestly don't know if it's Barry or ACgay. Both of them have been sperging out hard about HFR.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            it's not ACgay. He wouldn't call Forspoken an actual videogame with all those cutscenes in the game.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              the cutscene are good though
              better than hfr

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          tango devs were all fired

          luminous devs weren't, they just got assigned to SE AAA existing IP

          I'm sorry the truth hurts you so

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Rhythm is a dead genre. The fad is over.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      well no wonder
      white people have no rhythm

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just like musicals, it's a dead genre. Personally though, I think they're enjoyable when disguised properly

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        NO

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          God Hand was great but it was also 2006. Not to say it cant be appreciated, it is, but newer examples should prop up the genre too

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I expected more from the studio that set the bar for wallmart zeldas and action games.

            I wouldn't mind if it was something actually new like W101 was back in the day but Hi-Fi Rush is casual, you don't really require a lot of timing (rythm game btw) , the assists are broken and it OOZES that soi style that balding millenials love.

            I expected more. Hi-Fi rush and Tokyowire..pfft.. i'm kinda glad the studio is dead. Diplomacy has failed.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >you don't really require a lot of timing
              t. never went for S ranks
              timing is literally where the vast majority of your meter gain comes from and meter is required for score multipliers

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument
                i accept your concession

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Bet on the wrong chihuahua and pay the prize

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                you still haven't been able to refute what was said about the gameplay, no matter how many times you post that image

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Osu alone averages around 10-15k concurrent players daily. Sure it's a free game mostly community driven but there's a decent sized market so long as you price your product accordingly. Lok at muse dash for example.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This thread again?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you loved the 100 threads of Flopspoken threads

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Can't tell a game is mid just by watching 5 minutes of gameplay
        Peak goy. I bet you have an active gamepass subscription lmfao

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Want to keep projecting?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I can, but I doubt you can.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >you hate meme I like?
        >I bet you love meme I hate, fricking hypocrite
        why are Skubgays like this

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I know that being raped up the ass is bad because other people have been through it and say it’s not a great experience.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    We needed God Hand 2, not a fricking nickelodeon ass game for bald millenials, it's not fricking fair

    i hate tourists and soihomosexuals so much it's actually UNREAL

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      God Hand 2 would be a powerful enough flop to shut down the publisher along with the studio

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What do you prefer? To go out with a fricking BANGER that people will talk until the end of times or with...............Hi-Fi rush.............

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I would've bought it if it had a female MC

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker genuinely supported microsoft
    >told me SeX would win
    >told me gamepass didn't loss shitloads of money
    >told me GaaS was the future of vidya
    >told me starfield would win them the generation
    >told me actiblizz buyout would kill snoy
    >told me hi fi rush was GOTY
    >posted a bunch of funny memes of phil spencer being a gigachad killing snoyroaches
    I'm... starting to lose faith. When does Microsoft cause the downfall of Snoy I was promised since 2020...? Do I just have to keep waiting?

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    5ch hated flopspoken so much that the devs shut down luminous

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      5ch praised forspoken
      they shat on ff16 which is why SE restructured the company and ff16 lost them $140 million as a resource of cancellations caused by them wanting to fix their AAA pipeline that ff16 fricked up

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >stumble-kun confirmed

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          filipino asiatic troon yoshitpiss gay detected

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >bought hifi in the new israelitemble bundle
    >game is good
    Yeah, I knew nuGanker was full of shit the moment this homosexual place defended the absolute garbage that was Pikmin 4

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Pikmin 4 out of literally nowhere.
      Obsessed and mindbroken.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        let him cook

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >let him cook
          Zoom zoom detected, go back

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Not a zoomie, sorry.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Wasn't talking to you, homosexual. why did you reply to my post?

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    People only ever pretended to like this one because it came out when Forspoken did

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you could have just opened xbox mastercard and buyed $7000 of games to stop microsoft doing this stupid benchods

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Lel

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What a moron, you fricking spammer

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You do realize this doesnt work for hifi rush because its a quote from forspoken right? The thing people hated most about that game was the shitty writing, so it worked as way to shit on the game in more ways than one. Using it here makes you just seem like a petty assblasted fanboy out for revenge, even though using the quote here doesnt make a lick of sense.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No, he did it

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >do everything right
    >white man protag
    >fun gameplay
    >sexy furry companion
    >xbox manages to frick it all up
    i am flabergastated

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >doomposting shazamgays trying to come crawling back to the wreckage now that the studio died
    remember they were pissed because this game got shadowdropped and they couldn't coordinate their dicksword raids around it

    remember all they could shitpost about on release day was about Korsica being a troony because they didn't expect anyone to be that far in yet

    remember they devolved into screaming "10 HOURS 10 HOURS 10 HOURS" like bots over and over again because they had literally nothing

    I still remember homosexuals, you got unbelievably assmad at this game for daring to exist outside of your expected flop culture, stay absolutely seething

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OPs house deserves to be nuked for propagating his stupidity to the world. What a gay.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Notice how despite all this discussion regarding this game, not a single person has posted any gameplay in any of these threads?

    I'm waiting. If it looks fun I'll play it. No, I'm not doing the work for you by looking up shit on YouTube. If you want others to play it, convince us.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >post muted webms of this musical rhythm action game, that'll translate the appeal!
      If you can't be bothered to google for 5 minutes it's your loss
      People that played the game discussed the game they played

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Then have fun watching every unknown game you gays enjoy constantly flopping because you have no idea how to hype, or any willpower/artistic ability to make fanart.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Why is anyone's job to hype up whatever the frick are you moronic? If I open a thread to discuss a game it's to discuss a game with people that played it or are interested not to set up a marketing campaign

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You seem to lack any mental faculties. This is in relation to why the game flopped and killed the studio - the fans didn't discuss it, post any content, or bring up any awareness whatsoever. Yeah, it isn't your job! But if you want the game to succeed, that's what a fanbase needs to do (and does by itself).

            If you can't factor in as to why that caused the game to bomb, then you're truly a fricking idiot. Enjoy watching other AA/indie games we're supposed to like bomb lmaoooo

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Nobody discussed it except on every thread that the game was getting discussion just to be constantly discord raided calling everyone shills
              Please post your comprehensive guide on how to properly hype up games so I can ignore it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      be warned it's cringe as frick

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >at least 3 gimmick sections
        oh...no wonder it flopped. Kamiya tier self sabatoging autism

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This thread sucks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      because it's just mostly shitposting.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This circus has some of the worst clowns I've ever seen. Close this unfunny shit ASAP

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This thread sucks

      OPs house deserves to be nuked for propagating his stupidity to the world. What a gay.

      What a moron, you fricking spammer

      samegay

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        As if this awful thread deserves better. This is pure trash and everyone deserves to die, take no prisoners.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Eat Shit and Die this is revenge for the Forspoken threads

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            What a moron

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Saying the quiet part out loud here. None of this is about Hi-Fi Rush or it's quality, it could be the best game ever made and people here would still be shitting on it because the fanbase made fun of Forspoken. Console war gays go to hell

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Console war gays go to hell
              Game released on PC at the same time you fricking dickhead

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                ...And was roped into the Xbox side of the console war anyways.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                BOTH FORSPOKEN AND HIFI RUSH RELEASED ON PC AT THE SAME TIME AS CONSOLES

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No one cares about PC when shitposting

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                And they were roped into the console wars anyways, what's your point here? Exclusives or not, the discussion turned into Sony VS Xbox, and the quality of the games became irrelevant, people's opinions were dictated by what side they were on.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            hi fi rush studio shut down and everyone fired

            >Over a year later Barry is still ass blasted

            forspoken studio reassigned as SE CBU2 staff to continue working on AAA dev for SE existing IP instead of only being allowed to work on new IP as when they were luminous productions
            all employees still at SE still working on AAA dev

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone said that the game being day one on gamepass without a single page of marketing was a stupid idea
    >said stupid idea made the game not sell at all
    >now the studio is shut down
    we knew it would happen merely 1 week after release, why are people acting surprised?

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Over a year later Barry is still ass blasted

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HFR threads are meant to distract 2 schizos. Redditspoken and Redditcore 6 have lower review scores than HiFi-KINO btw.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why is every Black person that MS shut down the studios that were shitting out slop? if anything it will hopefully have the rest of the studios remaining get their shit together or get axed

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Waiting for OP's public execution

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The real reason this game died is because the black limbs homosexual made a comic about it
    That moron is the mark of death, any time you see him make a comic about something you can be assured it's absolutely fricking doomed

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      only intelligent post itt

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    KARMA b***h

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Has anything leaked about what the internal projections for this was? Because nothing about the game says more than 1 million sales and if the projection was more than that they were wrong.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Barry thread

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, I am someone who bought and enjoyed Forspoken. I am relishing in seeing Tango get shut down.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What a moron. Your thread sucks

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Frick You b***h

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            every thread....really Talmudic stuff.
            Can isreal lose its power again? It was much nicer.

            • 1 week ago
              KARMA

              >namegayging
              >loves forspoken
              You might as well wear a sign pointing at you saying "worlds biggest moron"

              FREY FORSPOKEN SAYS:
              >GET FRICKED IN THE ASS

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Why did you make her look like a man?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Luminous fricking ruined Ella. I hate them so much.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Forced meme spammed by an underage poster.
                You dont even like forspoken and I doubt youve even played it, you just want to pretend to have a position and spam contrarian opinions

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                See

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That just proves your objectively shit taste and that your opinions CANNOT be trusted.
                Seriously defending forspokens cringefest of game shouldnbe evaluated in a lab for how fricked up your brain is on bad millennial writing.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You cant have an opinion on a game if you havent played it.
                Otherwise, you're just contributing noise to the conversation.
                Hope this helps

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I couldnt even stomach forspoken demo that you stomached the entire game despite the red flags is again more you being a TERRIBLE judge of quality, shit IS NOT worth a pirate.
                Its no wonder you rage at better fun games like hi fi rush and then SEETHE for MONTHS over Forspoken getting rightfully overshadowed by a better game.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                This is actually incredibly funny
                The whole time we were making fun of Flopspoken and comparing it to HFR, were you just internally seething and waiting for the day anything bad happened to Tango to throw a shitfit like this? That’s fricking hilarious if so.
                Honestly it’s wild that you were minsbroken this hard, to hold a grudge this long, just cuz people compared the game you like to another, better game. So thanks for the laughs.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Cope or have a nice day. Those are really your only options

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >omeone who bought and enjoyed Forspoken
        It's okay to just shitpost to get back at your enemy for saying your favorite game sucked. You don't have to lie.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >He boughted forspoken

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              OH NO NO NO NO NO

              >barry still using female profile pics
              kek

              So why didnt you buy Hi Fi Rush?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                because it's free on gamepass duh

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            OH NO NO NO NO NO

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >barry still using female profile pics
            kek

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Here come the brain farts

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Crazy how xbox fanboys got roped into glorifying a woke game with reddit writing

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Post one good original song from the game.
    You can't.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you posted a good game though

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >play the Hi-Fi Rish on Game Pass
    >enjoy it enough to buy it hoping for a sequel
    >studio shuttered
    What the frick is Microsoft doing?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      By playing it on Game Pass, you were part of the problem.

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    low iq thread
    low iq bait and low iq morons being baited
    game was good, end of story

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >da game good cuz i said so
      ok

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No it wasn't and you're moronic for enjoying a fun game that the developers put passion into, get with the times anon.

        let's ask tango what do they think of this thread

        came back to post that youre low iq morons
        probably indian on top of that, disgusting breed

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >probably indian on top of that, disgusting breed
          like half of hi fi rush devs? KEK

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Still moronic, your thread sucks and nothing will change that. Frick off and never come back you fricking moron

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No it wasn't and you're moronic for enjoying a fun game that the developers put passion into, get with the times anon.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      let's ask tango what do they think of this thread

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        stop stop he's already dead

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    its just ugly
    >duuuuude its like wholesome 100 saturday morning cartoons!!!!!
    too bad. maybe make a game inspired by something good? something nice? "saturday morning cartoons" have been rightfully forgotten, no need to dig up this garbage. I blame that one american basedjak for this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >t. wasn't born in time to experience the golden age of saturday morning cartoons

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You say this, but I remember tons of hate towards Pizza Tower because, even though it had a similar saturday morning cartoon aesthetic, it didn't have waifus, so the HFR threads collectively hated it.

        >So she's an obnoxious girlboss, but with a layer of irony ontop.
        It's not "irony", you illiterate frick. Her being abrasive and argumentative serves a narrative purpose and it's explicitly framed as something she has to grow out of. That's not "girlbossing".
        >Just like Dark Pit from Kid Icarus, who's a dark clone of the main character, EXCEPT NOT REALLY WOOOOOO LOOK AT US SUBVERTING EXPECTATIONS
        What the frick? Dark Pit wasn't "subversive" either. He literally was a reflection of Pit; specifically the traits he personally considered negative. Pit is loyal to a fault and comedically optimistic, while Dark Pit reflects the cynicism he pushes down and all his doubts towards the actions of the gods. He's not an "evil" Pit.

        Jesus fricking Christ, do you just not pay attention to ANY of the games you play?

        >Her being abrasive and argumentative serves a narrative purpose
        That's the problem. Who cares about the narrative? I don't need that shoved in my face. The point is that they tried pushing her as wholesome keanu chungus regardless, when she's just obnoxious all around. She never "gets better" she just continues being obnoxious, but with a sad attempt to try and make her seem nicer.

        >Pit is loyal to a fault and comedically optimistic, while Dark Pit reflects the cynicism he pushes down and all his doubts towards the actions of the gods. He's not an "evil" Pit.
        They sure tried pushing him like that. It was obnoxious and smelled of "LOOK AT US WE'RE BEING SO META" marvel comic writing.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >it's this fricking homosexual again
          https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/%22pizza%20tower%22%20%22troony%22/
          Go take your meds and stop trying to force fanbase wars between Pizza Tower and HFR PsychoJosh/Barry/ACgay/whatever fricking schizoposting freak you are because I can't even keep track of you homosexuals any more

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Next time don't condemn a game just because it doesn't have waifus in it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >it didn't have waifus
          But it does?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >has to include unofficial coomer mods
            No.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              It's official to me.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >You say this, but I remember tons of hate towards Pizza Tower because, even though it had a similar saturday morning cartoon aesthetic
          I loved both Hi-Fi Rush and Pizza Tower so

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Don't engage with him. It's one moron who keeps trying to start fanbase wars because he doesn't like either game.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You'd be in the minority, then.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              nah

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    actually it didn't. right after firing all the hi fi devs, they said they needed more games like hi fi rush.
    Lmao, what idiots.

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you can cope and pretend hfr was a good game, but you can't escape reality
    their studio closing undeniably proves the game was garbage and it bombed hard, your vocal wholesome praises mean nothing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >their studio closing undeniably proves the game was garbage and it bombed hard
      >anon has paid so little attention to the game industry in the last decade and a half that he thinks a studio closing means their games bombed, ESPECIALLY when it's a microsoft studio

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        keep holding that copium knowing damn well the studio is dead and you're never getting the sequel they wanted to make

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That's right, keep huffing the copium for being wrong and still posting in this putrid shit of a thread. Better yet, die.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Better yet, die.
            Unlike tango gameworks I'm not dying anytime soon LMAO

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Looked like a fine game. But on Xbox only of course it wouldn’t make sales

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    One of the most moronic threads ever

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Still the worst game I ever bought from listening to Ganker. good riddance

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >troony tower
    this thread is really just barry and acgay, isn't it?

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Literally never say anyone talk about Hifi rush before this. Why is Ganker acting like it was some great game all of a sudden?

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder: the game never made it into the gamepass top20. Literally definition of DOA

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      where can I see the gamepass top 20?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        there is a “most popular games” tag with a list of 20 games that changes every week, HF Rush never made it there

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I legitimately remember A LOT of discord trannies getting mad at people on Ganker having fun with hi-fi rush and knowing that we still have those same trannies seething over DD2 having confirmed good sales I reckon all this negativity is literally just a circle jerk of discord trannjes, schizos , and some underage sharty stragglers just from seeing the specific type of image editing seen on these new forced meme spams.
    I've already seen a thread where barry, the boards resident schizo and forspoken worshipper, has already spammed a couple of forspoken threads and schizo posted in them , you always know it's him because quite LITERALLY nobody cares about that game than him

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    YOOOO THIS GAMEPLAY IS FIRE FR FR
    HOW COULD THE GAME FAIL?

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is what happens when you have a boring cis whiteboy protag in 2024.

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >board where QTEs have been shat on for decades has people claiming QTEs are suddenly good
    this is what fanboy loyalty does to your brain, xbox fanboys are so pathetic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      QTEs were never inherently bad and anyone who thinks they are is moronic. QTEs were specifically shit when they were either substitutions for gameplay (The Order 1886k or moronic "LOL GOTCHA"s that kill you mid-cutscene (Bayonetta). HiFi Rush uses QTEs in the same way Kingdom Hearts 2 uses them; they're almost always optional, occur exclusively during clearly telegraphed gameplay segments, and are never used to substitute actual gameplay. HFR might actually be the most appropriate they've ever been in a game since a timing challenge is literally the fundamental basis of the Rhythm Game genre.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >QTEs were never inherently bad
        opinion discarded, it's your cope against the reality of this game being a failure and getting axed

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That's not cope, that's an opinion I've always held and will continue to hold. If you want another example of a well-implemented QTE, Dr. Robotnik's Ring Racers is a fangame that came out recently which uses QTEs called "Tricks" to really fascinating effect.

          >HFR might actually be the most appropriate they've ever been in a game since a timing challenge is literally the fundamental basis of the Rhythm Game genre.
          The fans themselves admit that the QTEs are objectively bad because they ruin your score. So why do they exist?

          >The fans themselves admit that the QTEs are objectively bad because they ruin your score
          They don't ruin your score. They just aren't optimal for score. It's a risk/reward choice; do you attack QA-1MIL during the opening for bonus points or go for the QTE to get higher damage? Do you let enemies drag you into their rage attacks so you can get the 1shot kill (which usually gives some health pickups, too) or do you parry/dodge it and burn off meter using an assist for a score multiplier? Which do you think is more worth it?
          These choices aren't "good vs. bad", it's asking you what you want more in the situation.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Can you respond to me with something other than worthless memes, please? Thanks.

              [...]
              >Why does stuff like this exist? So casuals don't cry when they can't beat the game
              Maybe they shouldn't be allowed to beat the game? The cries of casuals should be a musical delight for any developer. We really shouldn't be encouraging the bar to be lowered for vidya. That's why games like Armored Core 6 pleasantly surprised me, by having a filter boss in the tutorial mission that filtered most people. Sure the game will never sell 50 million copies because it's not easy to access, but maybe that's for the best.

              Why did you quote me in that post? I didn't say
              >Why does stuff like this exist? So casuals don't cry when they can't beat the game
              because that isn't my view. Respond to what I actually said if you're going to quote me.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >HFR might actually be the most appropriate they've ever been in a game since a timing challenge is literally the fundamental basis of the Rhythm Game genre.
        The fans themselves admit that the QTEs are objectively bad because they ruin your score. So why do they exist?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >So why do they exist?
          You get punished for choosing the easy baby mode option. Elden Ring does the exact same shit with summons, you get less runes/score for killing a boss if you are a massive fricking homosexual that used summons.
          Why does stuff like this exist? So casuals don't cry when they can't beat the game

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            That's not cope, that's an opinion I've always held and will continue to hold. If you want another example of a well-implemented QTE, Dr. Robotnik's Ring Racers is a fangame that came out recently which uses QTEs called "Tricks" to really fascinating effect.
            [...]
            >The fans themselves admit that the QTEs are objectively bad because they ruin your score
            They don't ruin your score. They just aren't optimal for score. It's a risk/reward choice; do you attack QA-1MIL during the opening for bonus points or go for the QTE to get higher damage? Do you let enemies drag you into their rage attacks so you can get the 1shot kill (which usually gives some health pickups, too) or do you parry/dodge it and burn off meter using an assist for a score multiplier? Which do you think is more worth it?
            These choices aren't "good vs. bad", it's asking you what you want more in the situation.

            >Why does stuff like this exist? So casuals don't cry when they can't beat the game
            Maybe they shouldn't be allowed to beat the game? The cries of casuals should be a musical delight for any developer. We really shouldn't be encouraging the bar to be lowered for vidya. That's why games like Armored Core 6 pleasantly surprised me, by having a filter boss in the tutorial mission that filtered most people. Sure the game will never sell 50 million copies because it's not easy to access, but maybe that's for the best.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Maybe they shouldn't be allowed to beat the game?
              Unfortunately, the game would get bad reviews thanks to gaming journalists being braindead. Only From is allowed to get away with releasing
              >hard
              games because that's their trademark

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Unfortunately, the game would get bad reviews thanks to gaming journalists being braindead.
                Armored Core 6 gladly proved you wrong.

                >but the Fromsoft bonus
                ONLY applies to Souls games. Armored Core is a foreign entity to the modern souls gamer. If it's not full of zanzibarts and dodge rolls, it doesn't get the veil of protection that souls games do.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >ONLY applies to Souls games
                Bullshit. There was plenty of hype for AC6 well before release ONLY because it was a Fromsoft game.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Lies. Nobody was excited for it. Armored Core is one of the most obscure series out there. Being a robot game doesn't help.

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Get a trip, gay

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker will suddenly like the game when the switch 2 port releases or denuvo is removed

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you didn't buy HRT rush

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ be praised! Henry has come to save us from pozzed western slop!

  63. 1 week ago
    sage

    Every hifi rush thread with some connection of forspoken or starting with an ironic threa title always reek of samegayging. Always the same posts talking about some homosexual named barry, the same spam posts stating that the game was shilled on Ganker, and the constant saleshomosexualry. I'm almost convinced this is some homosexual pajeet making spamming these threads.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      People bring up Barry because he's THE boards forspoken defender hell he LITERALLY just made this thread and is samegayging it. Right now.

      [...]

      • 1 week ago
        sage

        So what was it about hifi rush that buck broke him?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          People thought it was better than forspoken, that's all that it took

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Black folk really trying to tell you this aesthetic is kino

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/ZeroStateReflex/status/1781072992115810438
    https://twitter.com/prince_of_fakes/status/1777422801106014480
    https://twitter.com/prince_of_fakes/status/1781337170437136838

    ?si=cc8IxWjNa1NZ5W2k
    Get an onahole in the mean time go to the eternal onahole thread on /jp/ for info

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    FACT: Hi-Fi Rush flopped
    FACT: Tango Gameworks got shutdown due to incompetence
    FACT: Sequel is now forever canceled
    FACT: nothing of value was lost

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >FACT: [HEADCANON]
      >FACT: Tango Gameworks got shutdown due to [HEADCANON]
      >FACT: Sequel is now forever canceled
      >FACT: [HEADCANON]
      ftfy

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        facts don't care about your feelings, the current states of things proves all these facts right

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >states of things proves one of these facts right
          ftfy

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ForspokenCHADS won in the end.

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    One of the most enjoyable failures of the year, the shills for this one were particularly noxious.

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