I just moved shit... WITH MY MIND!

I just moved shit... WITH MY MIND!

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    BARRYBROS...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's fucking over, I haven't seen him even attempting damage control.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't seen him in a while, did he kill himself?

        He went AWOL the second the leaks hit. He's seething hard as fuck rn

        BARRY ARE YOU OK
        ARE YOU OK
        ARE YOU OK BARRY

        kek

        He's terminally autistic enough, that he's probably biding his time and formulating his defense against the onslaught of negativity. He's gonna have his work cut out for him this time. This game doesn't even have any Cindys or Iris types to act as coombait. If he was a normal autist, he probably would have given up, but I'm sure he'll be back with defenses loaded whether they make sense or not.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I sure as fuck hope he'll be so embarassed after tomorrow's metacritic scores and the first week sales reports in a week that he'll fuck off at least for a while.

          Maybe we'll be able to have good threads for the XVI hype train for the coming next 5 months.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          He'll just ignore them, probably keep himself to what he did before and pretend it didn't happen like square is going to have to

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't seen him in a while, did he kill himself?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He went AWOL the second the leaks hit. He's seething hard as fuck rn

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      BARRY ARE YOU OK
      ARE YOU OK
      ARE YOU OK BARRY

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      kek

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Who's barry?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm actually starting to be worried. He hasn't posted since Friday, he might have actually roped himself.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why are korean girls so ugly?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        More plastic than woman. You'd find more real parts on a Barbie doll.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Centuries of poor nutrition.

          their idols are manufactured by corpos, you won't find a more soulless person than a moron celeb.

          They really love plastic surgery.

          rice and fish for 10,000 years

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            (You)

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Centuries of poor nutrition.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        their idols are manufactured by corpos, you won't find a more soulless person than a moron celeb.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They really love plastic surgery.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        rice and fish for 10,000 years

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        they're not but they're peak soulless and that makes them indirectly ugly

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >peak soulless
          You're absolutely right. There's always one or two autists who keep posting pics and webms of korean chicks in random threads and I've always felt completely indifferent about them. They're theoretically pretty, but somehow completely unattractive. Their games and character design are like that too.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I'm like 99% sure that dude is just a bot

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            She cute.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >NLGFR
      ?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      precious korean girls

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >N
      >?
      >G
      >?
      >F
      >R

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      epic edit to bypass the chud jannies

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What does FFX have to do with Forspoken?

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck is wrong with square enix

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Company mandate.
      Prease Undastando

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Square Enix don't understand the dark magic they are trying to harness.

      If you're going to have a black female character, then she has to be ugly, fat or stupid. The point of doing this is to pander to progressives (mainly women but some gays and basedboys too) on social media, who will buy or promote your game purely to spite "gamers" who speak out about the manufactured flaws in the ugly black female character.

      If you make the black female character decent looking or smart then you're going to create a total failure, becasue progressives don't like black women shown in a positive manner. They like them to have major flaws that people can and are supposed to mock, so the white progressive women can be the white saviors and seen as such by defending the game and the character on social media.

      They are just doing this all wrong and need to study the swedish game companies that mastered this system in the first place, they should of hired that boggle eyed black woman. She is perfect to trigger savior complex in progressives on social media.

      This is so embarrassingly incompetent. A first step is always understanding that progressives are total hypocrites and only do what they do for social standing.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This is what you want to trigger in progressives, if you don't you failed.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          This is why western companies put blacks into games, it's to get mass media coverage from it being a culture war issue. It's not to appeal to blacks, they don't care about blacks or gays for that matter.

          If you say the new black female character is ugly, then there are going to be people who want to be seen as heroic and standing up for this goblin on social media to farm likes. They will say how much they love the game, they will in-fact play it just to do this.

          They don't care about the game, they don't even like games. It's just a way to get likes and farm social status on social media.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            They are also doing it for shekels, not from the consumers buying their games, that's secondary.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              They do it for Blackrock, but this kind of marketing after that is to appeal to progressives. Which is why they make these posts making the character look ugly or stupid in the OP images.

              >create a victim
              >farm hate for that victim on Ganker
              >farm love for that victim on twitter to spite Ganker posters
              >profit

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I am so sick of hearing about blackrock

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                good for you goy

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Well, good news then, because Blackrock lost like a trillion of dollars in the last year because lots of ESG products keep bombing.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Me too, why don't we, and hear me out on this, get rid of it?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                pretty sure that would tank the entire world's economy

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                with no survivors

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              how do you read the scale? low esg equals more or less gayry?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Low risk rating means you're a good goy.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                thanks. I'll pick the high ratings for my portfolio then

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >arab bank has one of the lowest ratings
              this is unironically a garden gnome thing isnt it

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Do you even need to ask?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              How do I get the maximum risk rating on ESG?
              How do I find those companies?
              Asking for a friend.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Just include the following negative screens and you should be golden.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The fuck? Klaus Schwab was behind nofap all along?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                why is nuclear energy bad?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                How would they sell renewable energy(tm) solutions if nuclear energy is already more green? You have to destroy the competition first.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                BlackRock makes money from coal and fossil fuels. Nuclear energy is bad for their bottom-line.

                Oh good, even more reason to hate them

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                BlackRock makes money from coal and fossil fuels. Nuclear energy is bad for their bottom-line.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Blacks actually care about gays. They won't buy anything with gays.
            At least in this resoect they are more based than whites, who refuse to admit that homossexual normalization was a mistake

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              There are more gay blacks than gay white despite them being a smaller percentage of the population
              Kinda like crime

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                So? There are also more homophobes among blacks than whites. At least here in Brazil there are a bunch of moron gays, but they are only accepted among whites.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                then that mean you're black

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                There are no white sin Brazil, only morons and monkeys

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Black people like seeing black people on their media you moron. Not everything is a conspiracy to make your life harder.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Black people like seeing black people on their media you moron.
              We do?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Kek, was about to make a similar post. Stupid ass S-0-Y white boy talking about what he doesn't know about. I'm not white nor black.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >they should of hired that boggle eyed black woman
        they did

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus
          >Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
          >Call of Duty: Modern Warfare
          >The Outer Worlds
          >Gears 5
          >Wolfenstein: Youngblood
          >Rage 2
          >Days Gone
          >Far Cry New Dawn
          >World of Warcraft: Shadowlands
          >Destiny 2
          >Halo Infinite
          >Forspoken
          Her credits as a voice actor. She didn't appear in all of them as an in-game character but it's still an impressive list. Though at this point she's probably more in the token black / walking meme category.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            She's in League of Legends as well

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Which champion?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Sion

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Renata Glasc

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Zamn, she looks like that???

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                pretty

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That's Zeri's voice actress, the champion who came out right before Renata

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            She started in MadTV early years.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          She's actually a great actress. Vidya companies need to stop making her ugly, cause she isnt even fucking ugly ir. Her name is Debra Wilson

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >she isnt even fucking ugly ir
            you need glasses bro

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            yeah I loved her on madtv
            it sucks to see her face turned into a weapon in woke vidya

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Fuck me sideways, her agent must have dirt on every major game company on earth. It's the only way she keeps getting jobs.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >people who complain about videogames don't actually play videogames
        you have been of Ganker for how long and you still haven't figured this out?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >becasue progressives don't like black women shown in a positive manner.

        You people love to pull shit out of your ass.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >should of

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesnt know

      theres this company called blackrock and they manage your grandparents retirement funds. they are suppose to gamble, i mean invest them in stuff that will make them more money so the retirement fund gets biggerer so boomers can retire rich but a literal garden gnome some how got in charge of the entire hedgefund and has literally pissed away over a trillion dollars of boomer money funding this kind of shit. He created this meme score called ESG and whoever has the biggest ESG score gets to dip into the free boomer money. So now companies are making retarded black folx bipoc MAP lbgtq products for no reason what so ever other than securing this dosh. People do not want it. They do not support it. But a garden gnome wish an interracial fetish is funding it all like some degenerate furry subscribing to your favorite content creator's patreon and demanding nothing but diaper fur of their oc.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >MUH BLACKROCK

        I wish you fags would stop ranting about this like schizo off his meds

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >stop noticing things

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            There's other forms of funding and investors that do not rely on 1 singular group.
            So yes you're a schizo when you blame 1 singular garden gnome for the problems, when in reality its just general free marketing and advertisement whenever controversy hits, and businesses finally learned that trolling gets more responses easier than actually making content.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Mate I think ypu're not aware of the sheer fucking size of Blackrock and all it englobes. It's the singular biggest investment group in history.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Schizo
          >CD project red literally points it out
          Get with the times old man

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's happening right in front of your face blatantly. Companies are openly talking about taking the black rock money to make propaganda, this isn't schizo shit. It's actually happening

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            but we don't like that you types found out, so it actually isn't ok?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            And do you really believe its absolutely impossible for them to find investors else where if they really wanted to?
            Do you realize how much money conservative media channels and businesses also make? If they wanted to throw a few million dollars at a game they could easily do so.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I mean, they could try going back to making games real people actually want to play.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Do you realize how much money conservative media channels and businesses also make? If they wanted to throw a few million dollars at a game they could easily do so.
              Okay but they’re not doing that, but Blackrock is. This is just blatant deflection with something completely unrelated. Blackrock arent “liberal” and they’re not “conservative”. They’re pushing this ESG shit but dont get it twisted. They dont actually care about the environment or minorities or any of that. Its all about power, the power to make thousands of other companies do your bidding. There isnt a single entity as powerful as blackrock in that regard, unless you can name some and how they’re affecting video game development in particular, because that’s the problem here. Some strange initiative is changing how companies make games in order to get handouts, to the detriment of the quality of the games being made and the fans they are supposed to be catering to. But instead of catering to gamers they’re catering to an investment fund. See the problem?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >They dont actually care about the environment
                >it's all about power
                Correct. On top of their ESG shit they're the biggest investors in coal power in the entire world.
                They also keep the ESG algorithms secret, which is why they can rejigger the scores of companies like Amazon to up their Environmental scores when they feel like they've been a good lapdog even if they're polluting more than ever.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I have zero hope for TW4. Just downloaded a mod for TW3 that makes the menus run at 60 FPS. Like they couldn't even be assed to do that for the next-gen versions that actually run at 60 FPS on the consoles.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The NBA begging China not to take the money away over the Robert mory debacle proves the Blackrock copypasta to be horseshit. There is no 5d chess being played, America's government and corps are ran by old senile Satan worshipping fuckers or their coked out sons and daughters. Stop falling for every little shizo tier rant you see on 4chan. I could right now take a pic of a current billionaire and greentext some shizo rant and you gays would spread it around like wildfire. People need conspiracy theories cause that's less scary than realizing the most powerful nuclear capable nation is ran by retards who don't know what they're doing

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds extremely based on paper
        Imagine if a person with good taste did this

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >So now companies are making retarded black folx bipoc MAP lbgtq products
        For the gorillionth time, ESG scores are about the company, not the product itself.
        There is no in-game moron quota.
        There is employee moron quota.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They want dollars.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ESG money

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        doesn't explain the bad model, Ella isn't this fugly irl

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is Eidos, the western publisher who made Tomb Raider and Hitman, not Japanese Square and Enix.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      -Video games are not about gameplay anymore, they're about story/characters.
      -They want sales from americans. So this is who they hired to make their next epic interactive-netflix show.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    oh thank god a new black videogame character to screech about

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Big deal, I also only poop when I mentally allow my anus to do so

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why do blacks get so much representation despite their population actually decreasing (stagnant in some areas) in USA?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bro think of those untapped markets in Niger and Uganda

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        except they cant afford games, so whats the point in catering to a market you cant sell to?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        fucking morons

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Those Africans would hate this too. For some reason these companies only make African American characters and pass them off as Africans.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      because they don't do it for blacks, they do it for blackrock

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >population decreasing
      is it because theyre all killing each other en masse?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        A major contribution for sure. Many of them are poor and retarded as fuck and also die from other factors such as environment or whatever. The blacks who aren't poor and not totally fucked in the head marry whites or whatever non-black that can tolerate them.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Abortion is the big one

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Probably the biggest factor, which is funny considering leftists are unironically all for it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because white people worship morons

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      did they make her unlikeable on purpose so they can blame racists for not liking her?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        BINGO!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know if they planned to make it suck, but I am sure they probably made her black in case it wasn't well received, yes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this would have been perfect with a cute asian cast...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous


      whoever was in charge of the face, needs to take a study course. It's literally a brick.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        this is so bad its unreal.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          nah, it's luminous

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Square's motion capture is really bad. Also, why is the audio quality of the voices so bad? It sounds like recorded their lines via Skype.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They honestly might have had her record it at home or something.

        But also I've noticed sound has gotten really weird this generation across all kinds of games. Lot of stuff that should be loud sounds muffled or subdued, like total fucking warzones.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Lot of stuff that should be loud sounds muffled or subdued, like total fucking warzones.
          It's game devs emulating Hollywood directors. Vox made a video about this the other day:

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The voice acting is actually pretty good but the bad facial animations make it more cringe.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >The voice acting is actually pretty good

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          voice acting and writing are different things.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Motion capture and facial scanning was a mistake. It has allowed developers to skimp out on creating interesting models and animations, giving us lazy shit like this. $70 buttfucking dollars for something that takes less effort to produce and than what went into creating pic related.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        creativity in video game development is dead with current triple shit companies

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        God Vagrant Story was so perfect and so far ahead of it's time.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        creativity in video game development is dead with current triple shit companies

        Dont do worry, AI art will bring us new creativity and free us from ugly leftist cuck "art". Good new artists are already emerging

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      usually when you put brown people in games you change up their personality so this won't happen

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Marvel moves have done so much fucking damage to writing. Holy shit.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Joss Whedon ruined an entire generation of men.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what the fuck.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This must be some sort of internal sabotage, everything from the voice acting to the writing, to the motion capture is so bad and unappealing.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's somehow even worst with audio, holy shit. How did square enix managed to do this?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Joss Whedon should be put on trial for brainwashing an entire generation of potential creatives.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ill forgive him for Speed

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Marvel writing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      can't wait for the compilation video of streamers reacting to this specific scene
      either bashing it or lying through their teeth going "it's not as bad as everyone said" ha ha ha

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why is the facial animation so bad?
      but man, an annoying zoomer stuck in a diversity pretend medieval times, what a fucking premise

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Bring it you mangled monsters
      no one talks like that

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I said it when I saw the first boss guy after exiting the sewers in elden ring

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Somehow still better than Velma

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I hate both voices, 2 for 2, bravo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously: how the fuck did this get the green light? The Emperor's New Clothes? Or are they so incompetent and delusional to not notice the plethora of issues in front of their faces?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >5 western writers
        >ff15 team
        Who could have predicted things going wrong....

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that cuff sounds like pic related

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Not at all

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the brits actually sounds like he gives a shit about what he says when he talks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Game is targeted to americucks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's like they cranked the Marvel Cinematic Universe character up to 11

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Human beings don't talk like that.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >did you not see me take out that gnarly beast?
      >bring it you mangled monsters!
      This is like a parody, how the fuck did this even get made?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Boring. I don't care about some vapid american teenager as a protagonist.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Taken from the other thread, only open if you're brave

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Do humans talk like this? Have I been talking wrong my entire life?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >it's real

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i fucking hate marvel for causing this "quirky" writing style. it's going to take movies, games, and tv shows at least 20 years to recover from this shit.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Everything comes and goes on cycles. We'll be back to brown and bloom before you know it (but this time in 4k).

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this is the result of us not having a cultural police

      people should be serving prison sentences for shit like this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous


      There is not one salvagable bit in this webm. Not one.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Did I do that?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      CRINGE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I fucking hate le quirky british man characters. The british accent kills all kino.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it all started with portal 2, didn't it? i can't remember if one came before that.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          guilty spark from halo and the midget in destiny

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            destiny was after portal 2 and guilty spark isn't british

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              guilty spark talked like a gay so basically british

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Richard Honeywood started it. (Squares localization director).
          First game with "wacky accents" was Chrono Cross back in 1999.
          He actually wanted to include wacky british accents in the text in Xenogears one year prior , but thankfully we were spared that.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Literal Aronofsky tier quips
      Marvel has done permanent damage on western culture.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The animation is janky but she kinda cute...I'd buy her game if it wasn't so fucking expensive

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This voice acting is atrocious
      The pointing was already MEA levels of amateur animation, but good lord.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I love how the second this webm gets posted in each thread every loses their shit
      Cmon Barry, where you at we need you to defend this slop

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Barry has been shamed off the board, haven't seen him in ages

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        FFXV Had no black main characters.
        There I said it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I am going back in time to kill Brian Michael Bendis and Joss Whedon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why do the voices so low quality, it sounds like a podcast where the british guy has a subpar recording setup

      Why is there no ambient sound or music until more enemies appear

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Why is there no ambient sound or music until more enemies appear
        Holy shit, you're right.
        I thought it was like that because the dude recording turned off all sounds but voices to emphasize the poor voice acting.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      jesus fuckin christ

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >someone looked a this and thought "yep, this is what people want to play"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      trannies do not live in the same reality as you and I...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So who's to blame for this?
      Marvel adopted it and popularized it but definitely didn't invent it.
      Scott Pilgrim?
      Adventure Time?
      Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I was starting to think "cringe" as a concept had lost all meaning and died, but no. Turns out it's alive and well. You just have to know where to look.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Horizon and saints row just came out bro. The western cringe hasn't stopped

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Braclet is the bad guy btw.
      She accuses him of gaslighting her lmao

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus fucking christ

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      obviously written by a woman

      Taken from the other thread, only open if you're brave

      i cant believe the bug eyed ESG queen is in this game too lmao

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Barrybros?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      All of you are to blame for letting shit like this get "the norm" in your hell hole country

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      horrible doesn't even begin to describe this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I was waiting for her to say "theyre right behind me arent they?"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Get used to it because everything is going to have this kind of writing thanks to Marvel.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The MCU and It's consequences have been a disaster for the human race...

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ayo hol u 4real? On god?

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe you should make your mind move your legs down to the employment office, zoomie.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Shit
    >Freaking
    No one says freaking after they say shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You say it the other way around.
      >freaking shit
      >fucking shit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, if you're a real freak you could be talking about the pleasures of shit fucking.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    urkelspoken

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I only payed the demo but the magic system actually did seem somewhat fun, I liked the idea there.

    But god the gameplay was just so terrible.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >black protagonist
    >game literally opens with a courtroom hearing
    You can't make this shit up.

    ?t=224

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SHHHIIIEEEETT DDDAAAAYYYUUM
    WE WUZ

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

      This is so embarrassingly forced you have to be a 30-40 year old woman.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        SHIET BRUH WHY YOU TRIPPIN

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ah welcome to the chans bro, i too, a fellow channer, hate women.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    6ix9ine looks way better without his face tattoos.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >calls the final boss a "gaslighting piece of shit"
    BRAVO

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuck is this trash, how did anyone think this was a good idea

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      how many FPS (Fuckin' Per Second)?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This game has Donte levels of f bombs, it sounds like an edgy 10 year old wrote it. It's crazy that Amy Hennig was a writer on this. I hope she either had zero input on the dialogue or she's just completely checked out and just waiting for retirement.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She wrote the worldbuilding and it shows. The sporadic lore entries you get have better writing than any of the cutscenes.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Uncharted fucking sucked retard, euthanize yourself

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          weak bait

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          yeah it did but it wasn't because of the writing

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It probably was Gary Whitta. Mediocre writer.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Amy just did the concept. IE a 2 sentence outline.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      sound design is absolutely terrible, everything sounds so clunky and awkward

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think it’s like to have a black gf guys?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I had a mixed one a year ago
      she was just as autistic as me and I miss her every day, she was my only real friend

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Did her pussy smell stronger than white girls pussies?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No, she did seem much hornier than white girls though or maybe she was just more open

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        God damn, I miss New York.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They're literally ALL mixed, idiot.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      its great as long as she isnt poor and/or has good education.

      source: my black gf

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I have a weeb black gf. She's shy and quiet. Unless she's around other black people. She hates them so much. It's nice anon, get to eat fried fish a lot.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She was a brat who would eat on the fucking bed all the time and didn't even know how to clean dishes properly.
      She was cute as hell though.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why is every woman these days a fucking slob

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Brazilian here. Dating a brown girl is like dating a macaco, which is actually good because their libido are proporctional tô their stupidity. Dating a Black woman, however, is like dating a gorilla. They are loud and Strong (compared to women of other races), obnoxious and absurdly impulsive and retarded.
      Big bunda is the only good thing about them however i must warn you that their higiene if often lacking, so stay away of their assholes unless you are into some dirty shit (literally)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You should only date nerdy black girls. Or at the very least, don't date black girls who will look you up on the state repository and call you "boring" when they find out you've never been arrested. The best black girls can be found at Barnes & Noble manga section in the deep south.

      t. nerdy black anon

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        based.
        Cute black nerd girls will pass on this game.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Cute black nerd girls
          lmfao these do not exist anywhere

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The great thing about moving shit with my mind isn't being able to lift heavy things, it's stealing stuff from a mile away

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Barry's been REALLY quiet since the early players leaks started coming in Friday.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Why does the moron zoomer not speak like me?! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
    fucking boomers on this site holy shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers and morons sound like braindead retards

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      she sounds like a low iq retard. are you a low iq retard that doesn't know how to properly speak? I'm not even a boomer, and think the dialog is cringey

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AYO HOL UP

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHAH SHEEEEEEIIIITTTTTTT

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Taken from the other thread, only open if you're brave

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      AW LAWD

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >the bug-eyed bitch is in it
      EVERY TIME

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why is it always her? Are they just re-selling the assets for her to any game that wants them?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Because her face has been proven to be the most effective to their goal of making money.

          Square Enix don't understand the dark magic they are trying to harness.

          If you're going to have a black female character, then she has to be ugly, fat or stupid. The point of doing this is to pander to progressives (mainly women but some gays and basedboys too) on social media, who will buy or promote your game purely to spite "gamers" who speak out about the manufactured flaws in the ugly black female character.

          If you make the black female character decent looking or smart then you're going to create a total failure, becasue progressives don't like black women shown in a positive manner. They like them to have major flaws that people can and are supposed to mock, so the white progressive women can be the white saviors and seen as such by defending the game and the character on social media.

          They are just doing this all wrong and need to study the swedish game companies that mastered this system in the first place, they should of hired that boggle eyed black woman. She is perfect to trigger savior complex in progressives on social media.

          This is so embarrassingly incompetent. A first step is always understanding that progressives are total hypocrites and only do what they do for social standing.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >the bug-eyed bitch is in it
          EVERY TIME

          I think she just has a really good agent that just lands her all these roles

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yuck, I couldn't stand any of her scenes in fallen order. Such an ugly disgusting schvoogie. Hopefully she's not too big a part of this but its SE so I'm still gonna be passing for a long time.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >for a long time
          There are enough good games in existence right now to keep you busy for the rest of your life. Why waste time on shitty ones?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Poor blacks don't realize that the garden gnomes and their liberal henchman are only out to mock them. FFS they really do make them look like apes.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking hell man
        I could at least stomach these nigresses if they were hot. This bug eyed monster is revolting.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't a national hero make a mod where she always has a helmet on?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why did they make everyone comically ugly and retarded looking

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Capcom and SE think americans like ugliness, man looking females and hate pretty females. They're not wrong though.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is a fucking chud

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >the bug-eyed bitch is in it
        EVERY TIME

        Taken from the other thread, only open if you're brave

        https://i.imgur.com/VsvFHcw.jpg

        I just moved shit... WITH MY MIND!

        There are people who pay 80 EURODOLLAR for this?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Video games have really gotten bad uh?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      A message from the Rat.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck off le Duc de Puce is more fuckable than all of those freaks combined.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >professional game studio with billions in budget
      >some dude with a fetish

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Peak diversity

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        " 70 dollar
        + tip lil witemen lol "

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >vibrator tattoo

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >this flat
          >she's biofem
          Very nice, shame about the sheer amount of tats.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I seriously cannot believe that Square made this monstrosity. Yeah they make horrible games, but their character design is usually decent. This is physically revolting, what the fuck.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It may have a japanese director but it has 5 western writers.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      FOR SPOKEN

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        kek

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >SUFFERING DEFEAT AFTER DEFEAT

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Barry will literally kill himself after this is released

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, is that Deborah Wilson? I don't even see her name in the IMDB. Is her face just public domain in the vidya world, now?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They still can't make a proper skybox?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Good lord. Someone gouge my eyes out so I won't have to see this shit ever again

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      omg such a powerful poctopia

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Barry defends this
      >attacks pic related

      Someone just shoot him and put him out of his misery.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        at this point ffxvi is going to succeed just by being the only AAA game to have good looking characters

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, let Barry suffer.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        In other news, FF XVI just ranked on COMG at 5 points 5 months before launch.

        Forspoken officially launches in two days and is sitting at 15 points.
        COMG points, in the best case scenario, correspond to x2500 nationwide sales in the first week for a title.
        Stranger of Paradise had 29 points the day before launch. Sonic: Frontiers had 21.
        FF XV had 328.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I legitimately have to ask where you're getting your numbers from, because they're basically ALL wrong.
          COMG on average tracks to 1 pt = 1000 launch sales
          This is an average though, some games are higher, some are lower. Generally, niche/enthusiast games are a little over tracked, while more mass appeal and/or casual games are under tracked.
          Additionally, when a game has 100+ points, it's almost always under tracked, as by definition, it has mass appeal.
          As for individual numbers:
          >Strangers of paradise launched with 51 points, and 46k sales
          >Sonic frontiers launched at 29 points and 46k sales, part of the disparity was that the ps4 version had several points but not enough to chart on COMG
          >FFXV launched at 470 points, with 690k sales

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      is like I'm peakin real ass people rite now

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >the asian one literally goes cross-eyed at the end

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      did they call it middle ages since everybody is middle aged?
      Where the young people at?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Debra Fucking Wilson. Again.
      DEBRA WILSON AGAIN!
      FUCK facial capture. Enough already. Jesus fucking Christ they want more money for this shit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Did you not know?Please also enjoy Suicide Squad.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Haven’t really been following this one because nothing about its concept interested me so I’m genuinely surprised.
          Thing is I’d dig her as Waller if she wasn’t the videogame industry’s apparent godsend in blackness.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, waller has to be fat.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Good thing they can make her fat but video game devs are lazy as shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        hahahahahaha

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >eyebrow pop-in
        Jesus

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      At this point I feel bad for Debra Wilson. Her face when scanned into a game looks fucking terrible every time, and she keeps getting cast in them for easy diversity points.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm back

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This looks like that minority superhero show that was on Adult Swim. Except that was a joke.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      actually repulsive

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Truly the most pozzed shit I've ever seen, hats off to square for managing to achieve such high levels of cancer as a Nipponese company.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The N64 skybox just enhances the uncanny valley more.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What makes her so special
      why is she everywhere

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        why did he do it bros? why did I do it at his age bros?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Western Isekai be like
      lmfao

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        western isekai is the opposite, you're dropped into hell surrounded by unfamiliar beasts and you're trying to get out

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How is that bald nigress in every game

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        IT"S ALOPECIA!!!!!!!!!!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of this painting, with me in the middle.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
      YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ban using real actors and motion capture, now. Even when the actors look and move fine in real life they're hideous monstrosities in the games.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ITS EVEN THAT SAME SHEBOON AGAIN
      HOLY FUCK

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, after a prestigious career of working for MAD TV, she has decided to grace video games with her lustrous visage.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Debra's been a busy girl

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        holy fuck

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ps2 era levels of graphics now starring with a colorful cast of uglies

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Where’s the fucking bag over the head ahhh!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ohnonononono

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That Brown haired lady actually spooked me.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Oblivion characters

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why keep posting about this game? it's like a scrimbo bimblo game from the late 90s, just ignore it

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I am so tired of people talking about this game. I want it to make zero impact and never be heard from again.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how did they fuck up the model so hard
    the IRL actress is pretty cute, they went through all the trouble of face scanning her and the result is an abomination

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why in god name would you rape your eyes with that filth?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sadomasochism, that's the only rational explanation.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I know most people already got spoiled the ending (even though I saw that particular twist coming within the first hour of the game) but here's my thoughts after 14 hours and two main story bosses.
    Part 1:
    Graphics: the game looks last gen. Everything has flat white lighting, bloom out the wazoo and bad shadows. All walk/run/cutscene animations that aren't Frey's combat animations look incredibly jank. Hair textures, face textures, environment textures, all below par, especially for what's supposed to be a next-gen game.

    Open world: the definition of generic. Like FF XV, earth environments with some weird rock formations pasted in, and instead of gas stations it's square brick buildings. No designs, no art direction, just square brick and grey stone ruins. There's nothing actually interesting on the map besides enemy packs and treasure chests. An occasional linear"dungeon" with a piss easy boss at the end. There are no towns, no quest npcs, besides the ugly grey main hub "city" of Cipal.

    Gameplay: I thought this was the main redeeming feature of the game in the first few hours but it didn't last. Any difficulty below Hard is piss easy. You unlock multiple spell schools by defeating every boss but the only spells in the game that actually do shit are Fire sword main attack, and the Earth mine Aoe. Everything else hits like wet noodles and isn't worth the hassle of using the clunky radial wheel switcher.
    95% of stuff in the game can be beaten by equipping fire sword + spear and do dodge-attack repeat ad nauseam.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Part 2:
      Story: this is a mixed bag. On the one hand you have Athia's lore and worldbuilding, which seems genuinely interesting, and I suppose that stuff was Hennig and Whitta's input. But Frey might just be the most unlikeable protagonist in a videogame ever, the banter writing is insufferable. In a single dialogue there's a dozen "oh haha Frey uses modern Earth slang and the people of Athia don't understand what she means" moments.
      They give Frey a character arc about dealing with responsibility but it falls flat because you just can't care about her from start because she's such a damn unlikeable bitch whose apparently only redeeming feature is that she likes cats.

      It's basically Horizon except Horizon still had some redeeming qualities. I was hoping things would get betetr yesterday when I'd just ahd 5 hours in but...
      I expect metacritic scores in the 60's or even lower tomorrow.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If they wanted to do the whole Isekai and destiny with FeMC thing right they just needed to watch The 12 Kingdoms.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Watched this shit way back in the days. Wasn't my type of stuff, but I remember respecting it for what it was. Apparently there are some LN stuff that really goes indepth about the lore and inner works of that world.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds right judging by what I saw in the demo.
      Honestly a red flag for me is always the
      >hold circle to do cool parkour!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically: the parkour part? Probably the best part of the game. If the rest of the game was as competent as the traversal it might have actually been an 8/10.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Its just handled so poorly with everything being automated for you. That's not fun and defeats the entire point of terrain.
          At its best its you forcing the automation to spazz out so you can climb up cliffs and shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he only spells in the game that actually do shit are Fire sword main attack,
      It's too bad Barry is "hiding from spoilers" LOL. He was arguing with me last week about how "nooooo, you don't just spam the fire sword for 90% of the game." I knew that shit was all you had to do 5 minutes into the demo. That and the spear throw. Square cannot make a real-time action game to save their life.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      spoil the ending i missed the thread

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          holy shit i shouldnt have asked

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          looks like shit
          sounds like shit
          looks really easy
          but still fun and flashy, wish games could get do that alongside getting the above correct. you can have a black feMC, but you don't need her talking like a 38 year old mom trying to talk hip like her kids.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Part 2:
      Story: this is a mixed bag. On the one hand you have Athia's lore and worldbuilding, which seems genuinely interesting, and I suppose that stuff was Hennig and Whitta's input. But Frey might just be the most unlikeable protagonist in a videogame ever, the banter writing is insufferable. In a single dialogue there's a dozen "oh haha Frey uses modern Earth slang and the people of Athia don't understand what she means" moments.
      They give Frey a character arc about dealing with responsibility but it falls flat because you just can't care about her from start because she's such a damn unlikeable bitch whose apparently only redeeming feature is that she likes cats.

      It's basically Horizon except Horizon still had some redeeming qualities. I was hoping things would get betetr yesterday when I'd just ahd 5 hours in but...
      I expect metacritic scores in the 60's or even lower tomorrow.

      Update: just burned through the remaining main story in a few hours.
      Given how only a handful of spells really matter and the game hands you upgrade points in droves, I think ignoring all of the generic open world could have you beat the game in an hour or 5.
      It's just baffling to see zero lessons learned from FF XV. In fact, it's even a regression, Forspoken's open world is even MORE bland than FF XV's green fields and gas stations. Because at least it had gas stations and the occasional quest npc, Forspoken has absolutely zero fluff besides 3 line lore/journal entries in a world that is (storywise as well) completely dead.
      The story is utterly predictable and Frey being a cunt for 90% of the game is then handwaved after "le twist" with a stupid saccharine "oh yeah I know who I am now" plot that's straight out of a Disney princess movie.

      I'll check out if there's any post-game superbosses at least tomorrow.
      Look, in all honesty? I've played worse games. But the mistakes at the very core this game has are just insulting,

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker will just make fun of the main character for a month (since everything else is definition bland), and then we'll all forget it even happened.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think they could have saved this game if they didn't go woke with it?

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    oh god is this gonna have Deathloop-tier dialogue?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Worse, it's gonna be saints row magic edition

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >covert marketing campaign through spamming quotes from this embarrassing pile of shit
    KYS

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >people are going to buy our game because of how bad it is!
      yeah that's what's happening, wow you figured it out

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Some of you sick fucks do just that.

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Every step it takes is moving shit with her mind.

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Tabatas studio and the Luminous Engine get shitcanned

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So, is it gonna be a Mio, My Son kind of deal where she ends up being a princess from the magical realm who was send to our world for whatever reason?

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Who is this Jose Whedon guy and what did he do

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      singlehandedly ruined modern pop-culture

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        internet did way more damage

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Responsible for marvel dialog

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      TV writer who got picked up by the film industry.
      Writes extremely annoying character dialogue that is full of quips and "clever" comebacks nonstop, as well as just general insincere attitudes on all the characters.

      All video game writers and localizers aspire to write like he does.

      https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0923736/

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is the cuff seriously the bad guy?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Going by the leak, the dialogue gives that impression and then at nearly the end of she specifically says something like
      >Cuff, why did you do it?
      So yeah, Cuff is the bad guy.

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >this image needs to be updated again

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      And people say graphics have stagnated.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >all these polygons
        >to show in detail just how ugly people are

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      And people say graphics have stagnated.

      we're in an arms race to create the ugliest, angriest scowling brown dyke women in games

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Would

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >not Julianna (deathloop)
        shit taste

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I have a feeling Moose will 100% this and post in every thread.

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What truly makes me sad is how this will be universally prised outside of Ganker. Editors and reviewers will keep talking about how unique and reallike protagonist is and how it touches modern problems and all that, while armies of "internet warriors" will defend it and attack everyone daring to call these models ugly. Same as when Alloy was downgraded visually and they kept calling everyone criticizing it "incels" who "never saw women outside jpg".

    Good that I can isolate from internet world at any moment or I would get crazy from witnessing everyone around going insane.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, it will be forgotten.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's Square. It won't be, not with these levels of money investment and advertising.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It will be, it's Japanese and journalists are in a culture war with them for not getting it "right".
          Frey will be a case of Japanese being tone deaf and it won't be enough.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >It won't be, not with these levels of money investment and advertising.
          They literally didn't even send the copies to all the reviewers little moron
          stop smoking whatever you are smoking
          the game is a flop

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I do want this game to flop, I'm just afraid that journalists won't let it because of some cultural bullshit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The amount of backlash it's getting on here is a guarantee that the media is going to push this game really hard just to piss people off and gather more clicks/attention.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking this.

        The best way to hate this game is to be quiet about it and let it tank. Screaming about it will only have people spite buying

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Something about the way they market these games.. you just know that its gonna be hot garbage.

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >white dudes don't want to play as an ugly quipping negress in an isekai full of dysgenic goblins
    >asian dudes don't want to play as an ugly quipping negress in an isekai full of dysgenic goblins
    >black dudes definitely don't want to play as an ugly quipping negress in an isekai full of dysgenic goblins
    >white liberals and their pets won't financially support this trainwreck regardless of how fervently they virtue signal for it
    This game is going to be a colossal financial catastrophe and I wonder how hard FFXIVs revenue will cushion the blow.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i smell another spirits within situation, square might get bought by sony just to deal with the losses

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn’t be shocked if Sony convinced them to make this exclusive knowing full well it’d tank the company so they could take over. I’m sure there are some true believers at the company but surely upper management could see failure written all over this.

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THAT'S TELEKINESIS KYLE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      HOW 'BOUT THE POWER...
      To move you?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      HOW 'BOUT THE POWER...
      To move you?

      HISTORY OF WONDERBOY
      AND YOUNG NASTY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

      I'm gonna listen to this now

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Part of me still refuses to believe this is an actual game. It looks like a tax write off scam that was never intended to actually release.

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Barry fucking seething tonight LMAO
    https://twitter.com/psxbnin?s=21&t=IvbmK5Eju--hAn5m6GaIPw

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >8 followers
      Who. Fucking. Cares.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Keep crying Barry

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I hope you and Barry get hit by a bus twittermoron

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t use twitter you fag.

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I’m so sick of black women in video games

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      black women dont even fucking play video games, they cant hold controllers with fingernails that extend for 3 feet, they have better things to do like abuse their children or complain about their welfare check

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    kamala harris: the game

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I want to fuck her brehs

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >white features
      LITERALLY every time

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        her dad is polish

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >As low as 720P in performance mode on PS5

    dear god.

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >make total dogshit
    >release a demo for it to warn people that it's total dogshit in terms of gameplay
    >write dialogue like you want to infuriate your audience
    >make NPCs that look like the worst humanity has to offer
    Is there anything good about this game?
    Like at all?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Is there anything good about this game?
      yeah, they gave us the actual game definition of what goyslop looks like

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Check the guerilla marketing Square Enix funded on Ganker, almost every post is mocking her facial appearance as a black women.

    To profit from progressives defending "her" and in the end their game from they hate they are creating and spreading.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      stop gaslighting you frickin' schizo

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >type in Forspoken on youtube
    >2nd recommendation that pops up is Forspoken Trailer Cringe.

    Even normies know

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    BARRY? WHERE'S BARRY?

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How did they not realize that the protagonist of every single Isekai is also the target demographic of the Isekai?

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is that seriously the protagonist of Forspoken? She legit looks like one of the Cosby kids.

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How many of you retards still consume TV shows and movies made after 2010? If you still do, you're every bit as pozzed as the next lefty/plebbit/liberal gay. If you consume brain dead games like RDR2 and TLOU you're part of the problem and every bit as dumb as the next moron. 99.5% of every single person that has ever visited Ganker is guilty of this.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There have been plenty of fantastic movies made after 2010. TV too probably but i just don't have time for it personally.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If you ever do have the time, Better Call Saul is an excellent show. Doubly so if you've already seen Breaking Bad.

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Huh. I just got to the "twist" that I saw coming for miles and either it happened way earlier than expected, or this game is fucking short for an open world game.

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Well, I do it with my bowels all the time so whats the big deal

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i just moved this thread...with my mind? YO
    YO
    YO
    I MVOED SHIT WITH MY MIND

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I JUST MOVED THIS THREAD
    WITH MY POST!

    SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If i moved shit with my mind, my first thought after being confused as fuck would be what are the limits and how much am I fucking myself up each time i do it. You dont get to move shit with your mind without some kind of cost

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      when you NUT be shawty keep SUCKIN

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      gaslightface.jpg

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What is the ending i missed it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You and your female friends destroy the evil british man

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Taken from the other thread, only open if you're brave

        They're all women? Even the moron with the plastic halo? Damn

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The cuff is the bad guy who teleported our protagonist to their world in order to break 5 seals to free him, our protagonist has NO CHARACTER GROWTH by the end, and it's the typical "white man bad" story.
      Our protagonist has no actual powers (Because bad cuff man was her source) and needs the help of the other sages to beat him (girl power moment)
      The final boss starts off as an on-rails shooter with a dragon in order to get to him, and the cuff is a man with 6 wings made of gold (I kid you not.) He is also, and I quote literally from the game "a gaslighting piece of " it also takes a page from FFXV where you press the shoulder buttons as a QTE, and the villain just... Poofs.
      They turn him back into a cuff, except this time, he's stuck to our protagonist, cuff form is basically jail for him forever so that he doesn't try to get someone else to free him again.

      In another ending she ends up going back home (When she's homeless lol)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There's 2 endings. True ending you stay in isekai world to rule because "you are such a big deal" and brag about the decision and you might return to old world later. Going back to new york end just ends with a "yeah" as you are homeless. It's very abrupt. This one takes less than 1 minute so you know they didn't put any effort into making it.

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WHO THE HELL IS BARRY?!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Resident diehard fanboy of FFXV, and lolcow. Will defend it to the death. Apparently his rabid fanboyism for FFXV has called upon him to plug for Forspoken as well. He's pretty easy to spot. He's probably the only person that can be so overtly defensive of FFXV seeing how trash it was.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      some autistic abo shitskin

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What the others said, but other than the fanboyism for flopspoken and FFXV he harbors autistic levels of hatred against FFXIV, XVI and their director who is known as yoshi-p (or in barry's easily filtered and recognizable words: yoshitpiss).
      Other examples of barryspeak often seen in XIV related threads is him replacing XIV with ZIV and calling people ZIVies or xivchuds.
      Don't waste your time arguing with him, he is getting closer to barneyfag levels of mental illness every day that passes.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Barry has been at it since 2012 anon. He's way beyond barneyfag. The guy got banned from every single official FF forum and blocked by every SE twitter account because of how hard he'd sperg.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao, I never knew he has been at it for this long, but I am not surprised. I only started noticing his speech patterns around 2020.
          I sometimes wonder why this board in particular attracts so many mentally ill people. 4chan and Ganker combined still do not come close to the amount of schizos that inhabit this hellhole.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Shit man, it was bad. He legitimately tried to start a war between Monster Hunter, Ace Combat, Kingdom Hearts, and Devil May Cry on Ganker when everyone was getting shit that January in 2019.

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How does THE SAME FUCKING COMPANY THAT MADE PIC RELATED make a game looking so fucking shit

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Barry comes back with a glorious post on why FFXV is the best game and why 16 will fail
    >doesn't even mention Forspoken
    >if you bring it up he will report you, hide your post, and continue on praising XV

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is that bro psxbnin on Twitter really Barry?

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Ooga booga we was wizards n shid bix nood muh fugguh
    >AYO DIS bro FINNA CAST A SPELL KILL DAT WYBOI
    >IS DAT A MUHFUGGIN DRAGON
    >mup pa dup be dep we isekai now muh fugguh i dindu nuffin

  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Sony ruin literally everything they touch

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, cute black girls are so common in Japanese games yet nobody makes a fuss about it. The trick is making appealing black girl instead of adding in the aged crones, super-fat or just plain ugly black women and declaring social victory over the misogynistic racist GAMERS.

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Damn... This was written by the same scriptwriter who wrote the Legacy of Kain games. How did Amy Hennig get so bad with the years?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >This was written by the same scriptwriter who wrote the Legacy of Kain games.

      It was not. Amy Hennig and Gary Whitta wrote the lore, and it's one of the only redeeming features of the game. Actual story/dialogue writing is the other two.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What the fuck? Tabata isn't even involved in this game? He's not even a producer? What does he even do?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          tabata was canned from square a while ago anon. barry only latched into this because it's still the XV team working on it

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Oh damn, I just looked into it. I'd thought the whole reason Luminous Productions was its own studio was to quarantine his stupidity outside of the main Squeenix environment, but he left 6 months after the studio was established. You'd think after that SE would've just cut their losses and suspended all development using the Luminous Engine for what a pain in the ass it is.
            They got rid of Eidos Montreal for less than what the Luminous Engine has cost them.

  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if CJ was the protagonist.
    Would it be better?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      not cool bro
      that bitch is hot

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      bitch looks like she's suffering from severe case of nearsightedness with the way her eyes are bulging out

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >yo man I just wanna... bro I don't know, shits whack
      >the fuck I gotta do all this shit man
      >ain no grove street here
      >ain even a street
      >fuck me bro, like the fuck does any of this even mean
      >don't even wear cuffs
      >"Not anymore CJ aaaaaaah"
      >shit fuck you fatso
      >"Eyo, don't talk to me like that bro, I'm portly, tryin to get slim."
      >"Anyways bro, uh yeah, I'll get a numbah nine-"

  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ZAP MOTHAFUCKA! WE WUZ HAIRY POOTER N' SHIET!

  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    test

  79. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Holy crap baskets batman that is atrocius

  80. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of gaslighting sacks of shit in this thread rn. Game looks amazing.

  81. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SHIEEEEEEEEEEET

  82. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I'VE GOT MACHINE GUNS...........IN MY *BUTT*????!!!!!

  83. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    even daz gobbos look better than this what the fuck

  84. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow we hit a new low where western games dialogue is worse than even the most cringe weebshit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Its because western devs pivoted to EGS goyslop

  85. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for the cg porn of my choco gf. Not gonna buy the game tho

  86. 1 week ago
    Anonymous


    >overly marvelquippy beige mutt fights a glorified skybox with particles who throws out some saturday morning cartoon villain lines like "I WILL END U!!!!" while shitty music plays and half of the dialogue can't even be heard due to the garbage sound mixing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      For the first couple seconds, I didn't even think that was English, it's so garbled and incomprehensible.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >7:17
      >Oh, so you're a gaslighting sack of shit!
      LOL

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >5:11
      Every character in this piece of shit is ugly as sin.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >ok so you're a gaslighting sack of shit
      kill me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >shaniqua gets a glowy eyed superform
      >looks like the floating niglet head from that Thor movie

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >cursing like donte
      For what purpose? Isn't this targeted at eight year olds?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nearly every single thing shown here has such low energy and downright terrible fucking quality in its presentation, whether it's gameplay or cutscenes. Terrible animations, terrible camera, particle effects up the ass, and no sense of impact when getting hit or attacking besides damage numbers popping up on the fucking screen. And god dammit, the writing and voice acting SUCK. How come this bitch casually acts like a quip machine when all of that shit is happening?
      This so so so so fucking bad, it's actually unbelievable. I feel like I'm going insane. What the fuck is this.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >and no sense of impact when getting hit or attacking besides damage numbers popping up on the fucking screen
        I love the magical energy birds that just kind of splat against the dragon like flies on a windshield.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        All games since the 2010s have been low energy garbage.

  87. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Mah mufuggin' bling be a gaslightin' sack of sheeit an' now wanna kill mah black ass? Sheeit nigguh

  88. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >idiot seething on twitter
    >https://mobile.twitter.com/psxbnin

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's Barry's bro, lmao.
      Together they spent months seething about Naoki Yoshida and saying Forspoken would destroy XVI.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        https://mobile.twitter.com/BasedandRed12

        kek

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >go through the retweets and likes
          >it's his clone account
          what autism is this

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          https://mobile.twitter.com/_bazztek

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://mobile.twitter.com/psxbnin/status/1608075068873256960
      L E M A A O

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why he's not posting again in forspoken thread, did we finally btfo'd him?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >https://mobile.twitter.com/psxbnin
      literally the same argument, the same style
      berrybros, we're back

  89. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy that this shit gives me a chance to shill the superior isekai with a black person

  90. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  91. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why does she get isekai'd?

  92. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I love how the universe just bends backwards to BTFO berry

  93. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Has the entity known as Barry posted since the leaks started pouring? Haven't seen him/them (as I think it could be a bunch of copycats too)

  94. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    shiiiiiiiiiiet we be movin wid are mind n shiet....

  95. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly moron

  96. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this game looks and sounds so fucking bad what the hell is this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      FFXV-2

  97. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
    *smacks lips profusely*
    SO HOL UP HOL UP
    *steals*
    SO U BE SAYIN
    *gets jiggy wit it*
    SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
    *eats a skittle*
    AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
    *checks for nearest KFC*
    U BE SAYIN
    *collects welfare*
    HOL UP HOL UP
    *licks teeth and smacks lips*
    AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
    *does the crip walk*
    SO U BE SAYIN
    *opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown*
    HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
    *tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer*
    U FINNA
    *dindu nuffins*
    FINNA YOUS
    *sucks air through teeth*
    AYYYOO HOL UP YOUS FINNA
    *pulls up sagging pants*
    SO US BE SAYIN
    *instinctively looks around for police*
    SO U SAYIN YOU FINNA
    *faints and then gets up repeatedly*
    SOM FINNA
    *scopes dem titties*
    SO YOUS GON BE
    *shouts at movie theater screen*
    SOM FINNA
    *chucks spear*
    AYYYOO SOM FINA
    *sets down cotton bale*
    HOL UP
    *strokes welfare check pensively*
    YOUS GON BE
    *throws gang sign*
    SOM FINNA
    *swings from basketball hoop*
    YOUS GON BE
    *grabs dick and shuffles left and right*
    SOM FINNA
    *participates in a drive-by shooting*
    HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
    *converts to Islam*
    U SAYING YOUS GONNA
    *repeated World Star yelling in the background*
    SOM FINNA
    *sells crack*
    YOUS MOVE SHIT WITH YO MIND
    *tries to breathe*

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