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It's fricking over, I haven't seen him even attempting damage control.
He's terminally autistic enough, that he's probably biding his time and formulating his defense against the onslaught of negativity. He's gonna have his work cut out for him this time. This game doesn't even have any Cindys or Iris types to act as coombait. If he was a normal autist, he probably would have given up, but I'm sure he'll be back with defenses loaded whether they make sense or not.
I sure as frick hope he'll be so embarassed after tomorrow's metacritic scores and the first week sales reports in a week that he'll frick off at least for a while.
Maybe we'll be able to have good threads for the XVI hype train for the coming next 5 months.
He'll just ignore them, probably keep himself to what he did before and pretend it didn't happen like square is going to have to
I haven't seen him in a while, did he kill himself?
He went AWOL the second the leaks hit. He's seething hard as frick rn
BARRY ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK BARRY
kek
Who's barry?
I'm actually starting to be worried. He hasn't posted since Friday, he might have actually roped himself.
Why are korean girls so ugly?
More plastic than woman. You'd find more real parts on a Barbie doll.
(You)
Centuries of poor nutrition.
their idols are manufactured by corpos, you won't find a more soulless person than a asiatic celeb.
They really love plastic surgery.
rice and fish for 10,000 years
they're not but they're peak soulless and that makes them indirectly ugly
>peak soulless
You're absolutely right. There's always one or two autists who keep posting pics and webms of korean chicks in random threads and I've always felt completely indifferent about them. They're theoretically pretty, but somehow completely unattractive. Their games and character design are like that too.
I'm like 99% sure that dude is just a bot
She cute.
>NLGFR
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precious korean girls
>N
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>G
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>F
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epic edit to bypass the troony jannies
AAAAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA
What does FFX have to do with Forspoken?
what the frick is wrong with square enix
Company mandate.
Prease Undastando
Square Enix don't understand the dark magic they are trying to harness.
If you're going to have a black female character, then she has to be ugly, fat or stupid. The point of doing this is to pander to progressives (mainly women but some gays and basedboys too) on social media, who will buy or promote your game purely to spite "gamers" who speak out about the manufactured flaws in the ugly black female character.
If you make the black female character decent looking or smart then you're going to create a total failure, becasue progressives don't like black women shown in a positive manner. They like them to have major flaws that people can and are supposed to mock, so the white progressive women can be the white saviors and seen as such by defending the game and the character on social media.
They are just doing this all wrong and need to study the swedish game companies that mastered this system in the first place, they should of hired that boggle eyed black woman. She is perfect to trigger savior complex in progressives on social media.
This is so embarrassingly incompetent. A first step is always understanding that progressives are total hypocrites and only do what they do for social standing.
This is what you want to trigger in progressives, if you don't you failed.
This is why western companies put blacks into games, it's to get mass media coverage from it being a culture war issue. It's not to appeal to blacks, they don't care about blacks or gays for that matter.
If you say the new black female character is ugly, then there are going to be people who want to be seen as heroic and standing up for this goblin on social media to farm likes. They will say how much they love the game, they will in-fact play it just to do this.
They don't care about the game, they don't even like games. It's just a way to get likes and farm social status on social media.
They are also doing it for shekels, not from the consumers buying their games, that's secondary.
They do it for Blackrock, but this kind of marketing after that is to appeal to progressives. Which is why they make these posts making the character look ugly or stupid in the OP images.
>create a victim
>farm hate for that victim on Ganker
>farm love for that victim on twitter to spite Ganker posters
>profit
I am so sick of hearing about blackrock
good for you goy
Well, good news then, because Blackrock lost like a trillion of dollars in the last year because lots of ESG products keep bombing.
Me too, why don't we, and hear me out on this, get rid of it?
pretty sure that would tank the entire world's economy
with no survivors
how do you read the scale? low esg equals more or less homosexualry?
Low risk rating means you're a good goy.
thanks. I'll pick the high ratings for my portfolio then
>arab bank has one of the lowest ratings
this is unironically a israelite thing isnt it
Do you even need to ask?
How do I get the maximum risk rating on ESG?
How do I find those companies?
Asking for a friend.
Just include the following negative screens and you should be golden.
The frick? Klaus Schwab was behind nofap all along?
why is nuclear energy bad?
How would they sell renewable energy(tm) solutions if nuclear energy is already more green? You have to destroy the competition first.
Oh good, even more reason to hate them
BlackRock makes money from coal and fossil fuels. Nuclear energy is bad for their bottom-line.
Blacks actually care about gays. They won't buy anything with gays.
At least in this resoect they are more based than whites, who refuse to admit that homossexual normalization was a mistake
There are more gay blacks than gay white despite them being a smaller percentage of the population
Kinda like crime
So? There are also more homophobes among blacks than whites. At least here in Brazil there are a bunch of Black person homosexuals, but they are only accepted among whites.
then that mean you're black
There are no white sin Brazil, only Black folk and monkeys
Black people like seeing black people on their media you moron. Not everything is a conspiracy to make your life harder.
>Black people like seeing black people on their media you moron.
We do?
Kek, was about to make a similar post. Stupid ass S-0-Y white boy talking about what he doesn't know about. I'm not white nor black.
>they should of hired that boggle eyed black woman
they did
>Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus
>Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
>Call of Duty: Modern Warfare
>The Outer Worlds
>Gears 5
>Wolfenstein: Youngblood
>Rage 2
>Days Gone
>Far Cry New Dawn
>World of Warcraft: Shadowlands
>Destiny 2
>Halo Infinite
>Forspoken
Her credits as a voice actor. She didn't appear in all of them as an in-game character but it's still an impressive list. Though at this point she's probably more in the token black / walking meme category.
She's in League of Legends as well
Which champion?
Sion
Renata Glasc
Zamn, she looks like that???
pretty
That's Zeri's voice actress, the champion who came out right before Renata
She started in MadTV early years.
She's actually a great actress. Vidya companies need to stop making her ugly, cause she isnt even fricking ugly ir. Her name is Debra Wilson
>she isnt even fricking ugly ir
you need glasses bro
yeah I loved her on madtv
it sucks to see her face turned into a weapon in woke vidya
Frick me sideways, her agent must have dirt on every major game company on earth. It's the only way she keeps getting jobs.
>people who complain about videogames don't actually play videogames
you have been of Ganker for how long and you still haven't figured this out?
>becasue progressives don't like black women shown in a positive manner.
You people love to pull shit out of your ass.
>should of
>he doesnt know
theres this company called blackrock and they manage your grandparents retirement funds. they are suppose to gamble, i mean invest them in stuff that will make them more money so the retirement fund gets biggerer so boomers can retire rich but a literal israelite some how got in charge of the entire hedgefund and has literally pissed away over a trillion dollars of boomer money funding this kind of shit. He created this meme score called ESG and whoever has the biggest ESG score gets to dip into the free boomer money. So now companies are making moronic black folx bipoc MAP lbgtq products for no reason what so ever other than securing this dosh. People do not want it. They do not support it. But a israelite wish an interracial fetish is funding it all like some degenerate furry subscribing to your favorite content creator's patreon and demanding nothing but diaper fur of their oc.
>MUH BLACKROCK
I wish you gays would stop ranting about this like schizo off his meds
>stop noticing things
There's other forms of funding and investors that do not rely on 1 singular group.
So yes you're a schizo when you blame 1 singular israelite for the problems, when in reality its just general free marketing and advertisement whenever controversy hits, and businesses finally learned that trolling gets more responses easier than actually making content.
Mate I think ypu're not aware of the sheer fricking size of Blackrock and all it englobes. It's the singular biggest investment group in history.
>Schizo
>CD project red literally points it out
Get with the times old man
It's happening right in front of your face blatantly. Companies are openly talking about taking the black rock money to make propaganda, this isn't schizo shit. It's actually happening
but we don't like that you types found out, so it actually isn't ok?
And do you really believe its absolutely impossible for them to find investors else where if they really wanted to?
Do you realize how much money conservative media channels and businesses also make? If they wanted to throw a few million dollars at a game they could easily do so.
I mean, they could try going back to making games real people actually want to play.
>Do you realize how much money conservative media channels and businesses also make? If they wanted to throw a few million dollars at a game they could easily do so.
Okay but they’re not doing that, but Blackrock is. This is just blatant deflection with something completely unrelated. Blackrock arent “liberal” and they’re not “conservative”. They’re pushing this ESG shit but dont get it twisted. They dont actually care about the environment or minorities or any of that. Its all about power, the power to make thousands of other companies do your bidding. There isnt a single entity as powerful as blackrock in that regard, unless you can name some and how they’re affecting video game development in particular, because that’s the problem here. Some strange initiative is changing how companies make games in order to get handouts, to the detriment of the quality of the games being made and the fans they are supposed to be catering to. But instead of catering to gamers they’re catering to an investment fund. See the problem?
>They dont actually care about the environment
>it's all about power
Correct. On top of their ESG shit they're the biggest investors in coal power in the entire world.
They also keep the ESG algorithms secret, which is why they can rejigger the scores of companies like Amazon to up their Environmental scores when they feel like they've been a good lapdog even if they're polluting more than ever.
I have zero hope for TW4. Just downloaded a mod for TW3 that makes the menus run at 60 FPS. Like they couldn't even be assed to do that for the next-gen versions that actually run at 60 FPS on the consoles.
The NBA begging China not to take the money away over the Robert mory debacle proves the Blackrock copypasta to be horseshit. There is no 5d chess being played, America's government and corps are ran by old senile Satan worshipping frickers or their coked out sons and daughters. Stop falling for every little shizo tier rant you see on /misc/. I could right now take a pic of a current billionaire and greentext some shizo rant and you homosexuals would spread it around like wildfire. People need conspiracy theories cause that's less scary than realizing the most powerful nuclear capable nation is ran by morons who don't know what they're doing
That sounds extremely based on paper
Imagine if a person with good taste did this
>So now companies are making moronic black folx bipoc MAP lbgtq products
For the gorillionth time, ESG scores are about the company, not the product itself.
There is no in-game Black person quota.
There is employee Black person quota.
They want dollars.
ESG money
doesn't explain the bad model, Ella isn't this fugly irl
This is Eidos, the western publisher who made Tomb Raider and Hitman, not Japanese Square and Enix.
-Video games are not about gameplay anymore, they're about story/characters.
-They want sales from americans. So this is who they hired to make their next epic interactive-netflix show.
oh thank god a new black videogame character to screech about
Big deal, I also only poop when I mentally allow my anus to do so
Why do blacks get so much representation despite their population actually decreasing (stagnant in some areas) in USA?
Bro think of those untapped markets in Niger and Uganda
except they cant afford games, so whats the point in catering to a market you cant sell to?
fricking Black folk
Those Africans would hate this too. For some reason these companies only make African American characters and pass them off as Africans.
because they don't do it for blacks, they do it for blackrock
>population decreasing
is it because theyre all killing each other en masse?
A major contribution for sure. Many of them are poor and moronic as frick and also die from other factors such as environment or whatever. The blacks who aren't poor and not totally fricked in the head marry whites or whatever non-black that can tolerate them.
Abortion is the big one
Probably the biggest factor, which is funny considering leftists are unironically all for it.
Because white people worship Black folk
did they make her unlikeable on purpose so they can blame racists for not liking her?
BINGO!
I don't know if they planned to make it suck, but I am sure they probably made her black in case it wasn't well received, yes.
this would have been perfect with a cute asian cast...
whoever was in charge of the face, needs to take a study course. It's literally a brick.
this is so bad its unreal.
nah, it's luminous
Square's motion capture is really bad. Also, why is the audio quality of the voices so bad? It sounds like recorded their lines via Skype.
They honestly might have had her record it at home or something.
But also I've noticed sound has gotten really weird this generation across all kinds of games. Lot of stuff that should be loud sounds muffled or subdued, like total fricking warzones.
>Lot of stuff that should be loud sounds muffled or subdued, like total fricking warzones.
It's game devs emulating Hollywood directors. Vox made a video about this the other day:
The voice acting is actually pretty good but the bad facial animations make it more cringe.
>The voice acting is actually pretty good
voice acting and writing are different things.
Motion capture and facial scanning was a mistake. It has allowed developers to skimp out on creating interesting models and animations, giving us lazy shit like this. $70 buttfricking dollars for something that takes less effort to produce and than what went into creating pic related.
creativity in video game development is dead with current triple shit companies
God Vagrant Story was so perfect and so far ahead of it's time.
Dont do worry, AI art will bring us new creativity and free us from ugly leftist cuck "art". Good new artists are already emerging
usually when you put brown people in games you change up their personality so this won't happen
Marvel moves have done so much fricking damage to writing. Holy shit.
Joss Whedon ruined an entire generation of men.
what the frick.
This must be some sort of internal sabotage, everything from the voice acting to the writing, to the motion capture is so bad and unappealing.
It's somehow even worst with audio, holy shit. How did square enix managed to do this?
Joss Whedon should be put on trial for brainwashing an entire generation of potential creatives.
ill forgive him for Speed
>Marvel writing
can't wait for the compilation video of streamers reacting to this specific scene
either bashing it or lying through their teeth going "it's not as bad as everyone said" ha ha ha
why is the facial animation so bad?
but man, an annoying zoomer stuck in a diversity pretend medieval times, what a fricking premise
>Bring it you mangled monsters
no one talks like that
I said it when I saw the first boss guy after exiting the sewers in elden ring
Somehow still better than Velma
I hate both voices, 2 for 2, bravo
Seriously: how the frick did this get the green light? The Emperor's New Clothes? Or are they so incompetent and delusional to not notice the plethora of issues in front of their faces?
>5 western writers
>ff15 team
Who could have predicted things going wrong....
that cuff sounds like pic related
Not at all
the brits actually sounds like he gives a shit about what he says when he talks
Game is targeted to americucks
It's like they cranked the Marvel Cinematic Universe character up to 11
Human beings don't talk like that.
>did you not see me take out that gnarly beast?
>bring it you mangled monsters!
This is like a parody, how the frick did this even get made?
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Boring. I don't care about some vapid american teenager as a protagonist.
Do humans talk like this? Have I been talking wrong my entire life?
>it's real
i fricking hate marvel for causing this "quirky" writing style. it's going to take movies, games, and tv shows at least 20 years to recover from this shit.
Everything comes and goes on cycles. We'll be back to brown and bloom before you know it (but this time in 4k).
this is the result of us not having a cultural police
people should be serving prison sentences for shit like this
There is not one salvagable bit in this webm. Not one.
>Did I do that?
CRINGE
I fricking hate le quirky british man characters. The british accent kills all kino.
it all started with portal 2, didn't it? i can't remember if one came before that.
guilty spark from halo and the midget in destiny
destiny was after portal 2 and guilty spark isn't british
guilty spark talked like a homosexual so basically british
Richard Honeywood started it. (Squares localization director).
First game with "wacky accents" was Chrono Cross back in 1999.
He actually wanted to include wacky british accents in the text in Xenogears one year prior , but thankfully we were spared that.
>Literal Aronofsky tier quips
Marvel has done permanent damage on western culture.
The animation is janky but she kinda cute...I'd buy her game if it wasn't so fricking expensive
This voice acting is atrocious
The pointing was already MEA levels of amateur animation, but good lord.
I love how the second this webm gets posted in each thread every loses their shit
Cmon Barry, where you at we need you to defend this slop
Barry has been shamed off the board, haven't seen him in ages
FFXV Had no black main characters.
There I said it.
I am going back in time to kill Brian Michael Bendis and Joss Whedon
Why do the voices so low quality, it sounds like a podcast where the british guy has a subpar recording setup
Why is there no ambient sound or music until more enemies appear
>Why is there no ambient sound or music until more enemies appear
Holy shit, you're right.
I thought it was like that because the dude recording turned off all sounds but voices to emphasize the poor voice acting.
jesus frickin christ
>someone looked a this and thought "yep, this is what people want to play"
trannies do not live in the same reality as you and I...
So who's to blame for this?
Marvel adopted it and popularized it but definitely didn't invent it.
Scott Pilgrim?
Adventure Time?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I was starting to think "cringe" as a concept had lost all meaning and died, but no. Turns out it's alive and well. You just have to know where to look.
Horizon and saints row just came out bro. The western cringe hasn't stopped
Braclet is the bad guy btw.
She accuses him of gaslighting her lmao
Jesus fricking christ
obviously written by a woman
i cant believe the bug eyed ESG queen is in this game too lmao
Barrybros?
All of you are to blame for letting shit like this get "the norm" in your hell hole country
horrible doesn't even begin to describe this
I was waiting for her to say "theyre right behind me arent they?"
Get used to it because everything is going to have this kind of writing thanks to Marvel.
The MCU and It's consequences have been a disaster for the human race...
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
Ayo hol u 4real? On god?
Maybe you should make your mind move your legs down to the employment office, zoomie.
>Shit
>Freaking
No one says freaking after they say shit.
You say it the other way around.
>freaking shit
>fricking shit
I mean, if you're a real freak you could be talking about the pleasures of shit fricking.
urkelspoken
I only payed the demo but the magic system actually did seem somewhat fun, I liked the idea there.
But god the gameplay was just so terrible.
>black protagonist
>game literally opens with a courtroom hearing
You can't make this shit up.
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SHHHIIIEEEETT DDDAAAAYYYUUM
WE WUZ
This is so embarrassingly forced you have to be a 30-40 year old woman.
SHIET BRUH WHY YOU TRIPPIN
ah welcome to the chans bro, i too, a fellow channer, hate women.
6ix9ine looks way better without his face tattoos.
>calls the final boss a "gaslighting piece of shit"
BRAVO
What the frick is this trash, how did anyone think this was a good idea
how many FPS (Frickin' Per Second)?
This game has Donte levels of f bombs, it sounds like an edgy 10 year old wrote it. It's crazy that Amy Hennig was a writer on this. I hope she either had zero input on the dialogue or she's just completely checked out and just waiting for retirement.
She wrote the worldbuilding and it shows. The sporadic lore entries you get have better writing than any of the cutscenes.
Uncharted fricking sucked moron, euthanize yourself
weak bait
yeah it did but it wasn't because of the writing
It probably was Gary Whitta. Mediocre writer.
Amy just did the concept. IE a 2 sentence outline.
sound design is absolutely terrible, everything sounds so clunky and awkward
What do you think it’s like to have a black gf guys?
I had a mixed one a year ago
she was just as autistic as me and I miss her every day, she was my only real friend
Did her pussy smell stronger than white girls pussies?
No, she did seem much hornier than white girls though or maybe she was just more open
God damn, I miss New York.
They're literally ALL mixed, idiot.
its great as long as she isnt poor and/or has good education.
source: my black gf
I have a weeb black gf. She's shy and quiet. Unless she's around other black people. She hates them so much. It's nice anon, get to eat fried fish a lot.
She was a brat who would eat on the fricking bed all the time and didn't even know how to clean dishes properly.
She was cute as hell though.
Why is every woman these days a fricking slob
Brazilian here. Dating a brown girl is like dating a macaco, which is actually good because their libido are proporctional tô their stupidity. Dating a Black woman, however, is like dating a gorilla. They are loud and Strong (compared to women of other races), obnoxious and absurdly impulsive and moronic.
Big bunda is the only good thing about them however i must warn you that their higiene if often lacking, so stay away of their buttholes unless you are into some dirty shit (literally)
You should only date nerdy black girls. Or at the very least, don't date black girls who will look you up on the state repository and call you "boring" when they find out you've never been arrested. The best black girls can be found at Barnes & Noble manga section in the deep south.
t. nerdy black anon
based.
Cute black nerd girls will pass on this game.
>Cute black nerd girls
lmfao these do not exist anywhere
The great thing about moving shit with my mind isn't being able to lift heavy things, it's stealing stuff from a mile away
Barry's been REALLY quiet since the early players leaks started coming in Friday.
>Why does the Black person zoomer not speak like me?! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
fricking boomers on this site holy shit
Zoomers and Black folk sound like braindead morons
she sounds like a low iq moron. are you a low iq moron that doesn't know how to properly speak? I'm not even a boomer, and think the dialog is cringey
AYO HOL UP
HAHAHAH SHEEEEEEIIIITTTTTTT
Taken from the other thread, only open if you're brave
AW LAWD
>the bug-eyed b***h is in it
EVERY TIME
Why is it always her? Are they just re-selling the assets for her to any game that wants them?
Because her face has been proven to be the most effective to their goal of making money.
I think she just has a really good agent that just lands her all these roles
Yuck, I couldn't stand any of her scenes in fallen order. Such an ugly disgusting schvoogie. Hopefully she's not too big a part of this but its SE so I'm still gonna be passing for a long time.
>for a long time
There are enough good games in existence right now to keep you busy for the rest of your life. Why waste time on shitty ones?
Poor blacks don't realize that the israelites and their liberal henchman are only out to mock them. FFS they really do make them look like apes.
Fricking hell man
I could at least stomach these nigresses if they were hot. This bug eyed monster is revolting.
Didn't a national hero make a mod where she always has a helmet on?
why did they make everyone comically ugly and moronic looking
Capcom and SE think americans like ugliness, man looking females and hate pretty females. They're not wrong though.
This is a fricking troony
There are people who pay 80 EURODOLLAR for this?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??
Video games have really gotten bad uh?
A message from the Rat.
Frick off le Duc de Puce is more frickable than all of those freaks combined.
>professional game studio with billions in budget
>some dude with a fetish
Peak diversity
" 70 dollar
+ tip lil witemen lol "
>vibrator tattoo
>this flat
>she's biofem
Very nice, shame about the sheer amount of tats.
I seriously cannot believe that Square made this monstrosity. Yeah they make horrible games, but their character design is usually decent. This is physically revolting, what the frick.
It may have a japanese director but it has 5 western writers.
FOR SPOKEN
kek
>SUFFERING DEFEAT AFTER DEFEAT
Barry will literally kill himself after this is released
Bro, is that Deborah Wilson? I don't even see her name in the IMDB. Is her face just public domain in the vidya world, now?
They still can't make a proper skybox?
Good lord. Someone gouge my eyes out so I won't have to see this shit ever again
omg such a powerful poctopia
>Barry defends this
>attacks pic related
Someone just shoot him and put him out of his misery.
at this point ffxvi is going to succeed just by being the only AAA game to have good looking characters
Nah, let Barry suffer.
In other news, FF XVI just ranked on COMG at 5 points 5 months before launch.
Forspoken officially launches in two days and is sitting at 15 points.
COMG points, in the best case scenario, correspond to x2500 nationwide sales in the first week for a title.
Stranger of Paradise had 29 points the day before launch. Sonic: Frontiers had 21.
FF XV had 328.
I legitimately have to ask where you're getting your numbers from, because they're basically ALL wrong.
COMG on average tracks to 1 pt = 1000 launch sales
This is an average though, some games are higher, some are lower. Generally, niche/enthusiast games are a little over tracked, while more mass appeal and/or casual games are under tracked.
Additionally, when a game has 100+ points, it's almost always under tracked, as by definition, it has mass appeal.
As for individual numbers:
>Strangers of paradise launched with 51 points, and 46k sales
>Sonic frontiers launched at 29 points and 46k sales, part of the disparity was that the ps4 version had several points but not enough to chart on COMG
>FFXV launched at 470 points, with 690k sales
is like I'm peakin real ass people rite now
>the asian one literally goes cross-eyed at the end
did they call it middle ages since everybody is middle aged?
Where the young people at?
Debra Fricking Wilson. Again.
DEBRA WILSON AGAIN!
FRICK facial capture. Enough already. Jesus fricking Christ they want more money for this shit
Did you not know?Please also enjoy Suicide Squad.
Haven’t really been following this one because nothing about its concept interested me so I’m genuinely surprised.
Thing is I’d dig her as Waller if she wasn’t the videogame industry’s apparent godsend in blackness.
Nah, waller has to be fat.
Good thing they can make her fat but video game devs are lazy as shit.
hahahahahaha
>eyebrow pop-in
Jesus
At this point I feel bad for Debra Wilson. Her face when scanned into a game looks fricking terrible every time, and she keeps getting cast in them for easy diversity points.
>I'm back
This looks like that minority superhero show that was on Adult Swim. Except that was a joke.
actually repulsive
Truly the most pozzed shit I've ever seen, hats off to square for managing to achieve such high levels of cancer as a Nipponese company.
The N64 skybox just enhances the uncanny valley more.
What makes her so special
why is she everywhere
why did he do it bros? why did I do it at his age bros?
>Western Isekai be like
lmfao
western isekai is the opposite, you're dropped into hell surrounded by unfamiliar beasts and you're trying to get out
>mfw
How is that bald nigress in every game
IT"S ALOPECIA!!!!!!!!!!
Reminds me of this painting, with me in the middle.
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
Ban using real actors and motion capture, now. Even when the actors look and move fine in real life they're hideous monstrosities in the games.
ITS EVEN THAT SAME SHEBOON AGAIN
HOLY FRICK
Yes, after a prestigious career of working for MAD TV, she has decided to grace video games with her lustrous visage.
Debra's been a busy girl
holy frick
PS2 era levels of graphics now starring with a colorful cast of uglies
Where’s the fricking bag over the head ahhh!
ohnonononono
That Brown haired lady actually spooked me.
Oblivion characters
why keep posting about this game? it's like a scrimbo bimblo game from the late 90s, just ignore it
I am so tired of people talking about this game. I want it to make zero impact and never be heard from again.
how did they frick up the model so hard
the IRL actress is pretty cute, they went through all the trouble of face scanning her and the result is an abomination
I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM
Why in god name would you rape your eyes with that filth?
Sadomasochism, that's the only rational explanation.
I know most people already got spoiled the ending (even though I saw that particular twist coming within the first hour of the game) but here's my thoughts after 14 hours and two main story bosses.
Part 1:
Graphics: the game looks last gen. Everything has flat white lighting, bloom out the wazoo and bad shadows. All walk/run/cutscene animations that aren't Frey's combat animations look incredibly jank. Hair textures, face textures, environment textures, all below par, especially for what's supposed to be a next-gen game.
Open world: the definition of generic. Like FF XV, earth environments with some weird rock formations pasted in, and instead of gas stations it's square brick buildings. No designs, no art direction, just square brick and grey stone ruins. There's nothing actually interesting on the map besides enemy packs and treasure chests. An occasional linear"dungeon" with a piss easy boss at the end. There are no towns, no quest npcs, besides the ugly grey main hub "city" of Cipal.
Gameplay: I thought this was the main redeeming feature of the game in the first few hours but it didn't last. Any difficulty below Hard is piss easy. You unlock multiple spell schools by defeating every boss but the only spells in the game that actually do shit are Fire sword main attack, and the Earth mine Aoe. Everything else hits like wet noodles and isn't worth the hassle of using the clunky radial wheel switcher.
95% of stuff in the game can be beaten by equipping fire sword + spear and do dodge-attack repeat ad nauseam.
Part 2:
Story: this is a mixed bag. On the one hand you have Athia's lore and worldbuilding, which seems genuinely interesting, and I suppose that stuff was Hennig and Whitta's input. But Frey might just be the most unlikeable protagonist in a videogame ever, the banter writing is insufferable. In a single dialogue there's a dozen "oh haha Frey uses modern Earth slang and the people of Athia don't understand what she means" moments.
They give Frey a character arc about dealing with responsibility but it falls flat because you just can't care about her from start because she's such a damn unlikeable b***h whose apparently only redeeming feature is that she likes cats.
It's basically Horizon except Horizon still had some redeeming qualities. I was hoping things would get betetr yesterday when I'd just ahd 5 hours in but...
I expect metacritic scores in the 60's or even lower tomorrow.
If they wanted to do the whole Isekai and destiny with FeMC thing right they just needed to watch The 12 Kingdoms.
Watched this shit way back in the days. Wasn't my type of stuff, but I remember respecting it for what it was. Apparently there are some LN stuff that really goes indepth about the lore and inner works of that world.
Sounds right judging by what I saw in the demo.
Honestly a red flag for me is always the
>hold circle to do cool parkour!
Unironically: the parkour part? Probably the best part of the game. If the rest of the game was as competent as the traversal it might have actually been an 8/10.
Its just handled so poorly with everything being automated for you. That's not fun and defeats the entire point of terrain.
At its best its you forcing the automation to spazz out so you can climb up cliffs and shit
>he only spells in the game that actually do shit are Fire sword main attack,
It's too bad Barry is "hiding from spoilers" LOL. He was arguing with me last week about how "nooooo, you don't just spam the fire sword for 90% of the game." I knew that shit was all you had to do 5 minutes into the demo. That and the spear throw. Square cannot make a real-time action game to save their life.
spoil the ending i missed the thread
holy shit i shouldnt have asked
looks like shit
sounds like shit
looks really easy
but still fun and flashy, wish games could get do that alongside getting the above correct. you can have a black feMC, but you don't need her talking like a 38 year old mom trying to talk hip like her kids.
Update: just burned through the remaining main story in a few hours.
Given how only a handful of spells really matter and the game hands you upgrade points in droves, I think ignoring all of the generic open world could have you beat the game in an hour or 5.
It's just baffling to see zero lessons learned from FF XV. In fact, it's even a regression, Forspoken's open world is even MORE bland than FF XV's green fields and gas stations. Because at least it had gas stations and the occasional quest npc, Forspoken has absolutely zero fluff besides 3 line lore/journal entries in a world that is (storywise as well) completely dead.
The story is utterly predictable and Frey being a c**t for 90% of the game is then handwaved after "le twist" with a stupid saccharine "oh yeah I know who I am now" plot that's straight out of a Disney princess movie.
I'll check out if there's any post-game superbosses at least tomorrow.
Look, in all honesty? I've played worse games. But the mistakes at the very core this game has are just insulting,
Ganker will just make fun of the main character for a month (since everything else is definition bland), and then we'll all forget it even happened.
Do you think they could have saved this game if they didn't go woke with it?
oh god is this gonna have Deathloop-tier dialogue?
Worse, it's gonna be saints row magic edition
>covert marketing campaign through spamming quotes from this embarrassing pile of shit
KYS
>people are going to buy our game because of how bad it is!
yeah that's what's happening, wow you figured it out
Some of you sick fricks do just that.
Every step it takes is moving shit with her mind.
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
>tfw Tabatas studio and the Luminous Engine get shitcanned
So, is it gonna be a Mio, My Son kind of deal where she ends up being a princess from the magical realm who was send to our world for whatever reason?
Who is this Jose Whedon guy and what did he do
singlehandedly ruined modern pop-culture
internet did way more damage
Responsible for marvel dialog
TV writer who got picked up by the film industry.
Writes extremely annoying character dialogue that is full of quips and "clever" comebacks nonstop, as well as just general insincere attitudes on all the characters.
All video game writers and localizers aspire to write like he does.
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0923736/
Is the cuff seriously the bad guy?
Going by the leak, the dialogue gives that impression and then at nearly the end of she specifically says something like
>Cuff, why did you do it?
So yeah, Cuff is the bad guy.
>this image needs to be updated again
And people say graphics have stagnated.
>all these polygons
>to show in detail just how ugly people are
we're in an arms race to create the ugliest, angriest scowling brown dyke women in games
Would
>not Julianna (deathloop)
shit taste
I have a feeling Moose will 100% this and post in every thread.
What truly makes me sad is how this will be universally prised outside of Ganker. Editors and reviewers will keep talking about how unique and reallike protagonist is and how it touches modern problems and all that, while armies of "internet warriors" will defend it and attack everyone daring to call these models ugly. Same as when Alloy was downgraded visually and they kept calling everyone criticizing it "incels" who "never saw women outside jpg".
Good that I can isolate from internet world at any moment or I would get crazy from witnessing everyone around going insane.
No, it will be forgotten.
It's Square. It won't be, not with these levels of money investment and advertising.
It will be, it's Japanese and journalists are in a culture war with them for not getting it "right".
Frey will be a case of Japanese being tone deaf and it won't be enough.
>It won't be, not with these levels of money investment and advertising.
They literally didn't even send the copies to all the reviewers little Black person
stop smoking whatever you are smoking
the game is a flop
I do want this game to flop, I'm just afraid that journalists won't let it because of some cultural bullshit.
The amount of backlash it's getting on here is a guarantee that the media is going to push this game really hard just to piss people off and gather more clicks/attention.
Fricking this.
The best way to hate this game is to be quiet about it and let it tank. Screaming about it will only have people spite buying
Something about the way they market these games.. you just know that its gonna be hot garbage.
>white dudes don't want to play as an ugly quipping negress in an isekai full of dysgenic goblins
>asian dudes don't want to play as an ugly quipping negress in an isekai full of dysgenic goblins
>black dudes definitely don't want to play as an ugly quipping negress in an isekai full of dysgenic goblins
>white liberals and their pets won't financially support this trainwreck regardless of how fervently they virtue signal for it
This game is going to be a colossal financial catastrophe and I wonder how hard FFXIVs revenue will cushion the blow.
i smell another spirits within situation, square might get bought by sony just to deal with the losses
Wouldn’t be shocked if Sony convinced them to make this exclusive knowing full well it’d tank the company so they could take over. I’m sure there are some true believers at the company but surely upper management could see failure written all over this.
THAT'S TELEKINESIS KYLE
HOW 'BOUT THE POWER...
To move you?
HISTORY OF WONDERBOY
AND YOUNG NASTY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
I'm gonna listen to this now
Part of me still refuses to believe this is an actual game. It looks like a tax write off scam that was never intended to actually release.
Barry fricking seething tonight LMAO
https://twitter.com/psxbnin?s=21&t=IvbmK5Eju--hAn5m6GaIPw
>8 followers
Who. Fricking. Cares.
Keep crying Barry
I hope you and Barry get hit by a bus twitterBlack person
I don’t use twitter you gay.
I’m so sick of black women in video games
black women dont even fricking play video games, they cant hold controllers with fingernails that extend for 3 feet, they have better things to do like abuse their children or complain about their welfare check
kamala harris: the game
I want to frick her brehs
>white features
LITERALLY every time
her dad is polish
>As low as 720P in performance mode on PS5
dear god.
>make total dogshit
>release a demo for it to warn people that it's total dogshit in terms of gameplay
>write dialogue like you want to infuriate your audience
>make NPCs that look like the worst humanity has to offer
Is there anything good about this game?
Like at all?
>Is there anything good about this game?
yeah, they gave us the actual game definition of what goyslop looks like
Check the guerilla marketing Square Enix funded on Ganker, almost every post is mocking her facial appearance as a black women.
To profit from progressives defending "her" and in the end their game from they hate they are creating and spreading.
stop gaslighting you frickin' schizo
>type in Forspoken on youtube
>2nd recommendation that pops up is Forspoken Trailer Cringe.
Even normies know
BARRY? WHERE'S BARRY?
How did they not realize that the protagonist of every single Isekai is also the target demographic of the Isekai?
Is that seriously the protagonist of Forspoken? She legit looks like one of the Cosby kids.
How many of you morons still consume TV shows and movies made after 2010? If you still do, you're every bit as pozzed as the next lefty/plebbit/liberal homosexual. If you consume brain dead games like RDR2 and TLOU you're part of the problem and every bit as dumb as the next Black person. 99.5% of every single person that has ever visited Ganker is guilty of this.
There have been plenty of fantastic movies made after 2010. TV too probably but i just don't have time for it personally.
If you ever do have the time, Better Call Saul is an excellent show. Doubly so if you've already seen Breaking Bad.
Huh. I just got to the "twist" that I saw coming for miles and either it happened way earlier than expected, or this game is fricking short for an open world game.
Well, I do it with my bowels all the time so whats the big deal
i just moved this thread...with my mind? YO
YO
YO
I MVOED SHIT WITH MY MIND
I JUST MOVED THIS THREAD
WITH MY POST!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!
If i moved shit with my mind, my first thought after being confused as frick would be what are the limits and how much am I fricking myself up each time i do it. You dont get to move shit with your mind without some kind of cost
when you NUT be shawty keep SUCKIN
gaslightface.jpg
What is the ending i missed it
You and your female friends destroy the evil british man
They're all women? Even the asiatic with the plastic halo? Damn
The cuff is the bad guy who teleported our protagonist to their world in order to break 5 seals to free him, our protagonist has NO CHARACTER GROWTH by the end, and it's the typical "white man bad" story.
Our protagonist has no actual powers (Because bad cuff man was her source) and needs the help of the other sages to beat him (girl power moment)
The final boss starts off as an on-rails shooter with a dragon in order to get to him, and the cuff is a man with 6 wings made of gold (I kid you not.) He is also, and I quote literally from the game "a gaslighting piece of " it also takes a page from FFXV where you press the shoulder buttons as a QTE, and the villain just... Poofs.
They turn him back into a cuff, except this time, he's stuck to our protagonist, cuff form is basically jail for him forever so that he doesn't try to get someone else to free him again.
In another ending she ends up going back home (When she's homeless lol)
There's 2 endings. True ending you stay in isekai world to rule because "you are such a big deal" and brag about the decision and you might return to old world later. Going back to new york end just ends with a "yeah" as you are homeless. It's very abrupt. This one takes less than 1 minute so you know they didn't put any effort into making it.
WHO THE HELL IS BARRY?!
Resident diehard fanboy of FFXV, and lolcow. Will defend it to the death. Apparently his rabid fanboyism for FFXV has called upon him to plug for Forspoken as well. He's pretty easy to spot. He's probably the only person that can be so overtly defensive of FFXV seeing how trash it was.
some autistic abo shitskin
What the others said, but other than the fanboyism for flopspoken and FFXV he harbors autistic levels of hatred against FFXIV, XVI and their director who is known as yoshi-p (or in barry's easily filtered and recognizable words: yoshitpiss).
Other examples of barryspeak often seen in XIV related threads is him replacing XIV with ZIV and calling people ZIVies or xivtroons.
Don't waste your time arguing with him, he is getting closer to barneygay levels of mental illness every day that passes.
Barry has been at it since 2012 anon. He's way beyond barneygay. The guy got banned from every single official FF forum and blocked by every SE twitter account because of how hard he'd sperg.
Lmao, I never knew he has been at it for this long, but I am not surprised. I only started noticing his speech patterns around 2020.
I sometimes wonder why this board in particular attracts so many mentally ill people. /misc/ and /x/ combined still do not come close to the amount of schizos that inhabit this hellhole.
Shit man, it was bad. He legitimately tried to start a war between Monster Hunter, Ace Combat, Kingdom Hearts, and Devil May Cry on Ganker when everyone was getting shit that January in 2019.
How does THE SAME FRICKING COMPANY THAT MADE PIC RELATED make a game looking so fricking shit
>Barry comes back with a glorious post on why FFXV is the best game and why 16 will fail
>doesn't even mention Forspoken
>if you bring it up he will report you, hide your post, and continue on praising XV
Is that homie psxbnin on Twitter really Barry?
>Ooga booga we was wizards n shid bix nood muh fugguh
>AYO DIS homie FINNA CAST A SPELL KILL DAT WYBOI
>IS DAT A MUHFUGGIN DRAGON
>mup pa dup be dep we isekai now muh fugguh i dindu nuffin
Why does Sony ruin literally everything they touch
Yeah, cute black girls are so common in Japanese games yet nobody makes a fuss about it. The trick is making appealing black girl instead of adding in the aged crones, super-fat or just plain ugly black women and declaring social victory over the misogynistic racist GAMERS.
Damn... This was written by the same scriptwriter who wrote the Legacy of Kain games. How did Amy Hennig get so bad with the years?
>This was written by the same scriptwriter who wrote the Legacy of Kain games.
It was not. Amy Hennig and Gary Whitta wrote the lore, and it's one of the only redeeming features of the game. Actual story/dialogue writing is the other two.
What the frick? Tabata isn't even involved in this game? He's not even a producer? What does he even do?
tabata was canned from square a while ago anon. barry only latched into this because it's still the XV team working on it
Oh damn, I just looked into it. I'd thought the whole reason Luminous Productions was its own studio was to quarantine his stupidity outside of the main Squeenix environment, but he left 6 months after the studio was established. You'd think after that SE would've just cut their losses and suspended all development using the Luminous Engine for what a pain in the ass it is.
They got rid of Eidos Montreal for less than what the Luminous Engine has cost them.
Imagine if CJ was the protagonist.
Would it be better?
not cool bro
that b***h is hot
b***h looks like she's suffering from severe case of nearsightedness with the way her eyes are bulging out
>yo man I just wanna... homie I don't know, shits whack
>the frick I gotta do all this shit man
>ain no grove street here
>ain even a street
>frick me homie, like the frick does any of this even mean
>don't even wear cuffs
>"Not anymore CJ aaaaaaah"
>shit frick you fatso
>"Eyo, don't talk to me like that homie, I'm portly, tryin to get slim."
>"Anyways homie, uh yeah, I'll get a numbah nine-"
ZAP MOTHAFRICKA! WE WUZ HAIRY POOTER N' SHIET!
test
Holy crap baskets batman that is atrocius
Lots of gaslighting sacks of shit in this thread rn. Game looks amazing.
SHIEEEEEEEEEEET
>I'VE GOT MACHINE GUNS...........IN MY *BUTT*????!!!!!
even daz gobbos look better than this what the frick
Somehow we hit a new low where western games dialogue is worse than even the most cringe weebshit.
Its because western devs pivoted to EGS goyslop
Can't wait for the cg porn of my choco gf. Not gonna buy the game tho
>overly marvelquippy beige mutt fights a glorified skybox with particles who throws out some saturday morning cartoon villain lines like "I WILL END U!!!!" while shitty music plays and half of the dialogue can't even be heard due to the garbage sound mixing
For the first couple seconds, I didn't even think that was English, it's so garbled and incomprehensible.
>7:17
>Oh, so you're a gaslighting sack of shit!
LOL
>5:11
Every character in this piece of shit is ugly as sin.
>ok so you're a gaslighting sack of shit
kill me
>shaniqua gets a glowy eyed superform
>looks like the floating niglet head from that Thor movie
>cursing like donte
For what purpose? Isn't this targeted at eight year olds?
Nearly every single thing shown here has such low energy and downright terrible fricking quality in its presentation, whether it's gameplay or cutscenes. Terrible animations, terrible camera, particle effects up the ass, and no sense of impact when getting hit or attacking besides damage numbers popping up on the fricking screen. And god dammit, the writing and voice acting SUCK. How come this b***h casually acts like a quip machine when all of that shit is happening?
This so so so so fricking bad, it's actually unbelievable. I feel like I'm going insane. What the frick is this.
>and no sense of impact when getting hit or attacking besides damage numbers popping up on the fricking screen
I love the magical energy birds that just kind of splat against the dragon like flies on a windshield.
All games since the 2010s have been low energy garbage.
Mah mufuggin' bling be a gaslightin' sack of sheeit an' now wanna kill mah black ass? Sheeit nigguh
>idiot seething on twitter
>https://mobile.twitter.com/psxbnin
That's Barry's bro, lmao.
Together they spent months seething about Naoki Yoshida and saying Forspoken would destroy XVI.
https://mobile.twitter.com/BasedandRed12
kek
>go through the retweets and likes
>it's his clone account
what autism is this
https://mobile.twitter.com/_bazztek
https://mobile.twitter.com/psxbnin/status/1608075068873256960
L E M A A O
Why he's not posting again in forspoken thread, did we finally btfo'd him?
>https://mobile.twitter.com/psxbnin
literally the same argument, the same style
berrybros, we're back
I enjoy that this shit gives me a chance to shill the superior isekai with a black person
why does she get isekai'd?
I love how the universe just bends backwards to BTFO berry
Has the entity known as Barry posted since the leaks started pouring? Haven't seen him/them (as I think it could be a bunch of copycats too)
shiiiiiiiiiiet we be movin wid are mind n shiet....
Ugly Black person
this game looks and sounds so fricking bad what the hell is this
FFXV-2
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
*smacks lips profusely*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*steals*
SO U BE SAYIN
*gets jiggy wit it*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*eats a skittle*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*checks for nearest KFC*
U BE SAYIN
*collects welfare*
HOL UP HOL UP
*licks teeth and smacks lips*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*does the crip walk*
SO U BE SAYIN
*opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer*
U FINNA
*dindu nuffins*
FINNA YOUS
*sucks air through teeth*
AYYYOO HOL UP YOUS FINNA
*pulls up sagging pants*
SO US BE SAYIN
*instinctively looks around for police*
SO U SAYIN YOU FINNA
*faints and then gets up repeatedly*
SOM FINNA
*scopes dem breasts*
SO YOUS GON BE
*shouts at movie theater screen*
SOM FINNA
*chucks spear*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
*sets down cotton bale*
HOL UP
*strokes welfare check pensively*
YOUS GON BE
*throws gang sign*
SOM FINNA
*swings from basketball hoop*
YOUS GON BE
*grabs dick and shuffles left and right*
SOM FINNA
*participates in a drive-by shooting*
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
*converts to Islam*
U SAYING YOUS GONNA
*repeated World Star yelling in the background*
SOM FINNA
*sells crack*
YOUS MOVE SHIT WITH YO MIND
*tries to breathe*