I JUST POOPED SHIT WITH MY FREAKIN ASS
I JUST POOPED SHIT WITH MY FREAKIN ASS
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this woman did so much damage to Ganker
how can you damage a garbage dump?
Damage? We were 100% right, this game was hot garbage, you can't save a mediocre ARPG just by making the MC Tessa Thompson.
She did damage to society and Ganker is simply commenting on that
>this woman did so much psychic damage to barry's mind
Fixed
WITH HER FREAKIN’ MIND!
What damage did it do?
She did more damage to her devs aha cha cha
And luminous productions... and the ex SE president...
Ganker hasn't been this fun in a while thanks to her. The meme is funny and the game deserves to be hated. Vitriol is the most powerful drug.
I hade modern character design so fucking much
is there a bigger template
yeah, here:
are there any other pictures of the middle one where she doesnt look horrifying or is this the most flattering one?
funny thing about this image is that the original is even more ugly than the template, it has that ethereal quality of unattractiveness that can't be replicated
When someone dropped that cutscene behind a spoiler center woman actually jumpscared me.
It's comparable to the Zanzibart tweet.
you mean this one?
>woman
To barry more like.
In that case, who needs healing?
the face that put a COMPANY in financial straits
what classification of moron is she
new york phenotype
house moron, the type you buy to entrust your son when you and your wife go shopping
looks like vacuum fera and is actually fappable
This gif is the worst thing i have ever seen
Here you go
Eh, i already watch those on YouTube
The class that i would fuck
the ratios were true all along
SE took the L+ratio
the game is a turd but I guess it's selling well within capetards or why is there still not crack for this game?
>or why is there still not crack for this game?
because it probably has denuvo and nobody gives a shit to crack it
remember when barry shilled this game as the next big thing and that it was more hyped than FF16? lmao
DID I JUST DO THAT?
I DID *NOT* JUST DO THAT!!
I TOTALLY JUST DID THAT
YEAH
WE DO THAT NOW
WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED
THAT IS SOMETHING I DO NOW
The failure of this game has given me so much joy, it's the gift that keeps on giving, every day it sinks lower: first the poor critical reception and the general mocking and memes online, then the studio getting disbanded, then the CEO resigning, and then them flat out admitting it was a massive bomb. And each and every time, we got to see Barry coping and sperging trying to damage control and twist the news into something positive.
sauce on them admitting it was a failure
I can only hope it destroys Sqaure Enix and Sony but that's too much of a pipe dream.
Barry going complete mental breakdown mode has been the best part of this entire ordeal. Literally incapable of defending any of his stances thanks to this dogshit game.
powerful, always remember blacks contribution to pooping
shit out my doo doo ass.
She just killed Square Enix, with her freakin' mind dude.
nah s(he) only killed luminos productions
>be Ganker
>hates Forspoken because it’s shallow pozzed garbage
>loves Hogwarts despite being shallow pozzed garbage
what is pozzed about it? you force slaves to go back to work.
>women and shitskins everywhere
>gays out in the open
>chud bartender thats such an obvious chud it even caused gay-lovers to recoil
>Nigress mary sue transfer student who don't need no want because official harry potter lore says blacks are better at magic than whiteys
>your character being forced to be a spineless cuck in certain moments and bend over for women (like when the nigress mary sue is force scripted to save your ass or when you discover a female shopkeeper is supplying the terrorist wizards and you can't do anything or turn her in even when she threatens you)
*who don't need no wand
That stuff is all pretty contained and easily avoidable. It does the important stuff right like the Hogwarts atmosphere and combat. Also us regular people who live in the real world don't break down into an autistic shitfit over there being brown NPCs. Yeah I'd prefer things to be more historically accurate but it's such a silly hill to die on for how irrelevant it is to actually playing the game.
>Also us regular people who live in the real world don't break down into an autistic shitfit over there being brown NPCs.
By "us regular people" you mean you brown amerimutts?
YWNBAW
People on Ganker dont really like hogwarts legacy.
>lying
it has denuvo
Seethe
that's not Ganker, it's astroturfing 4chanweenies. they just view all media as tools to enact their little culture war. actual Ganker hates both because they're shitty and shallow games shat out by AAA companies
>ignoring the normies
Retard
Go back
Who is this Barry you guys keep talking about. I am not up to date with the Forespoken shit show.
Nice try Barry
>The game is allowed to be shit, because it just is ok!
Christ I can't wait until FF7R episode 2 flops and you nostalga fuckers finally shut up. FF7R was outsold by FF15 of all games.
I JUST JERKED ANON OFF?!
WITH MY FREAKIN MIND!
Is there anything more cathartic than knowing that pozzed shit continues to fail spectactularly?
I'll pirate this game if someone has done a mod that replaces her with a cute blonde ponytail sporting mc
The game will still be shit anon.
nah you will
Dont tell me im not the only one who thinks that expression looks like something kitty0706 would do. Except he was funny and foreclosure is about as funny as malaria.
Get woke, go broke
Has anyone confirmed these are copies of the game or just steelbook preorder bonuses? Best Buy gives out these for just about any game imaginable if you preorder it.
So you think they'll learn not to have ugly characters and obnoxious ally dialogue
I JUST KILLED A STUDIO WITH MY FREAKING GAME
The game is no longer relevant, move on schizo.
>t.ranny
this is just tge beginning, imagine the shitposting when this shit gets cracked.
all of Ganker lives on laptops and they haven't even pirated it yet, as soon as empress does her thing it's going to have a second, final, shitty life under the spotlight.
This game is as obnoxious as atomic hearts
At a glance atomic hearts looks far more tolerable.
BARRY ARE YOU OK?
BARRY ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK, BARRY?
a vid of her doing that on OF would probably make more money than the game
>I just shit out of my ASS!
Still my fav edit.
i knew a girl who looked like this in middle school, i dunno but i crushed on her for a bit. maybe that's because she was sitting on her desk one time and flashed her panties with pink trim and rubber ducky print. braces also helped a bit. i feel bad for the model of the character in this game, her game flopped meanwhile that bug-eyed monster that was the go-to woke character template in the star wars, cod, and other action games did fairly well. i would much rather wish those games had flopped and forspoken at least not flopped. god forbid they go back to the bug-eyed monster diversity hire because her games did great.