I just realized that we won't be able to play video games in our afterlife because it's a material thing and souls can't grab a control...

I just realized that we won't be able to play video games in our afterlife because it's a material thing and souls can't grab a controller.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is why you get your gaming in now before it's too late

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you wont be able to play videogames in the afterlife because there is no afterlife and god doesnt exist

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    video games is just another satanic entity. no one realizes it though.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're on Ganker you're already not playing games

    escaping the cycles of death and rebirth is closer to us than most

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can only hope as a ghost my legs and feet work so I can do the things I have to play video games about. If I can only crutchwalk or roll around as a ghost I'm going to be a fricking poltergeist or something, I'll be mad as a wet hornet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My biggest worry about dying is that trains and boats might just pass right through me as a ghost and leave me behind.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna play feed chicken to foxes.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow that a borb if I’ve ever seen one

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah…afterlife…

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't prove it so shut up

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But you will be reborn and able to play vidya again. Death is only a change of form. But the "you" you are now will cease.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's an angry bird if I've ever seen one

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Abundance of media for a short lifero.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That just means every game is going to turn into watching Lets Plays except its you haunting someone's room to frick with them and see if you can get them to mess up in-game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bros we will be able to see all the girls naked....

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anon
    you need to understand the north pole
    because we're do you think video games come from?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >afterlife

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >die
    >get to afterlife
    >turns out that there used to be a lot of different afterlifes where people went based on religions and beliefs etc
    >in recent years they've all begun merging
    >not just humans but aliens too
    >just a huge fricking cultural melting pot of a cesspool

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Afterlife is probably a place for souls to be reused in a different body.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like she feeds 3 men

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if she knows Davis

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    take the reincarnation pill

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The afterlife is you standing around with friends laughing. One says that he can’t believe you pressed the button for the live another life machine. You don’t remember what happened so you laugh and say watch this then mash the button 20 times. 19/20 lives you are born in India, and even worse on the 20th you are Dutch

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what's that
    >the world we've built is a giant boulder slowly rolling downhill to crush us all?
    >and there's literally not a god damned thing I can do, because everyone with money and influence and a thirst for human blood is pushing behind it to make it go faster?
    >oh well, guess I'll just play some Fortnite and wait for them to push the button.

    Whatever.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I keep hearing this rhetoric, but what's the hold-up? I don't wish for it, but I welcome an event that ends our species in its entirety. Religious nuts have been screaming such for thousands of years and yet still no sign of it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I keep hearing this rhetoric, but what's the hold-up? I don't wish for it, but I welcome an event that ends our species in its entirety. Religious nuts have been screaming such for thousands of years and yet still no sign of it.

      corny

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If god exists i truly hope he grants my wishes and gives me a furry gf in heaven

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >afterlife
    >not coming back as a zombie
    lmao look at this homosexual

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Souls aren't a thing. Neither are afterlifes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >afterlifes
      yeah not for esls lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks the anglos and their half-bred spawns the amerimutts and the aussie would be welcomed by God
        If there's a hell, it's full of anglos.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hey cool story, Jamal.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're right, the fact you anglo homosexuals even exist is proof enough that God doesn't exist

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >he holds a personification or 'being' idea of God
              underaged b&

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >be omnipotent
                >be omniscient
                >be omnipresent
                >invent the anglos
                The math doesn't checks out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how intelligent and nihilistic I bet you have a wicked sense of humour

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    INVENT A VIRTUAL AFTERLIFE ALREADY

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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