I know it's a bit of a meme that movie based video games are universally bad but surely there have been SOME good ones right?
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I know it's a bit of a meme that movie based video games are universally bad but surely there have been SOME good ones right?
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imagine the smell
Yeah there's nothing like the smell of fresh hit buttery popcorn.
Should I do it? I have the ingredients. If I get doubles I'll make some.
What are you asking for, hell yeah make some popcorn. I have a popcorn maker too, I’ll make some as well for you in spirit anon
shea butter.
actual shea butter, not products with shea butter, smells pretty gross.
Dude, black women smell like shes butter and coconut oil and its heavenly
>Dude, black women smell like shes butter and coconut oil and its heavenly
This guy gets it
do they actually? i see this coco butter meme pushed a lot lately whenever we get ebony threads pop up
Take a dip into the chocolate and find out.
>pic rel
Has been my crush for years now
>do they actually?
yes. blacks have drier skin than other races and need to be cognizant of their skin care routines. a lot of them enjoy shea butter, coco butter, and coconut oil because they're healthy alternatives to the skin care products other races tend to use.
How do you think blacks survived before whites took them out of africa?
It’s not that they’re drier, it’s that the dead skin that collects on them is greyish-black rather than skintone like how it is on whites. Because they’re self-conscious of this ‘ashiness’, they constantly moisturise their skin to prevent it from accumulating. Whites don’t have this problem because the dead skin is essentially the same colour as the normal skin so nobody notices it. Scrape your nail on your arm and you’ll sort of see it, though
>we're the same!
>let me have a meltdown over my skin looking weird
blacks are walking memes
happens in she shower if i scrape my nails on my back it made me realize i need an actual scrubber paired with soap and not just soap
Blacks absolutely reek, don't let the terminally online incels fool you into fricking one.
Whites on the bus smell like actual wet dog and ass (they don't wash their asses and use dry toilet paper)
t. not black
Anyone riding the bus stinks, you're all low quality ticket holders
I don't smell because I shower everyday and I use a bidet to clean my ass.
>americans
>using bidets
don't bother explaining, visiting asia where a combo of bidets and toilet paper opened my eyes.
Is there any given point during the day you're not thinking about America, it's like all you homosexuals ever talk about on here, imagine living somewhere so irrelevant that even your own brain betrays you and chooses to think about another country at all times
godfather on the ps2
Toy Story 2 on the PS1 was utterly phenomenal. Early movie based games seem better than anything made now because they're more gamified whilst modern adaptations stick too much to being a movie imo.
>propaganda-113
It's working.
Sauce
Kinda looks like Montana Fishburne
Is this Moot?
Who?
no
damn bro how sad, this homie didn't get a qt nippon gf but instead married some pasty roundfaced freak.
and he STILL gets more pussy than you'll ever have in your lifetime
>damn bro how sad, this homie didn't get a qt nippon gf but instead married some pasty roundfaced freak.
how? HOW this disgusting soiface married her?
she looks like a Filipino, they'll frick anything that moves
oh also they're braindead, they're the Black folk of asians
money and a visa
Open relationship. She cuddles him and has veganal and anal sex with her bull.
greencard
>how? HOW this disgusting soiface married her?
He treats her well and is probably hyper attentive (and probably makes good money, judging by their place). third world women know that the hotter a homie is the less likely he is to be a good partner.
South asian, plus he’s probably crypto rich or a six-figure IT guy.
Hot women in poor countries will literally THROW themselves at average and even below average white guys because they know he’s their ticket to the first world.
women in SEA behave the way women behaved when your parents and grandparents had sex
now imagine actually taking care of your body and not behaving like a cuck, you may even get sisters
>he thinks western women in the 40s and 50s were sexually-forward prostitutes desperate to escape their home
Lol
No, I mean they were willing to learn how to cook for you, have you meet her parents and develop her interests just so she has what to talk to you
>visited colombia
>all the women assumed I'm a spic
I genuinely got more female attention back home
>implying the three “can only get these” girls aren’t at least average, with the top left being a 7/10
The reason you keep getting pump-and-dumped is because your standards are so high that the only guys you pursue are the ones that see you as an easy lay. Stop thinking you deserve a 9/10 dude and maybe you could get a boyfriend who sticks around for longer than one night.
Or don’t; die a lonely shrivelled up cathoarding spinster. Your choice, prostitute
I thought he was gay?
Me on the center
Did he always have that jaw line?
>Moot has a wife and kid while I'm still here
You think he ever checks up on us?
no, moot is a homosexual
I had a dream where I kissed a black girl who had black lipstick on and i really liked kissing her
but did you imagine the smell or was your melatonin not adequate enough for that level of detail
smelled like lavender
me on the left
>black women need to make themselves look as white as possible to be even remotely attractive
every time
apart from the straightened hair (which isn't a white restricted feature as you'll see in asia and much of the americas) how is
even remotely white?
Makeup and clothing choices, body language
ah yes, the elusive white body language having ebony pornstar. You know your shit anon
Goddamn it
Why it isn't me kissing that hot jungle girl while she caress my greasy hair
Life's not fair bros
>Straightened hair.
Meh, gimme the curls or nothing.
ngl black women are nice to me when others are not
>ngl black women are nice to me when others are not
Black women are like the white incels of the culture. the culture often portrays them as violent, loud, angry, and insensitive to the plight of black men when in reality they just want a man that's reliable, like how incels just want someone to show affection to them. sure there are some Kweenz out there who think the world owes them something, but it really struck me when a beautiful - and I mean 9/10 - black woman told me that she hated dating black men with money because they always cheat and never treat her well. she told me, deadass, that as long as I was good to her and didn't step out, she didn't care if I was broke or not. I felt a weird kind of kinship with her then. they just want to be loved, man.
There's tons of film games that are good.
Stuff like Peter Jackson's King Kong, the Super Star Wars series, even the Ubisoft Avatsr game. I have fond memories of playing Shrek 2, simple 4 player beat em up.
love me some queens
you bet
>wHeRe ArE hEr OrGaNs?!?!??
the mummy (the last one with tom cruise) got a pretty decent game from wayforward
the pixel art metroidvania? it was good indeed
the warriors is an iconic game
i can't think of even one to be honest with you
Looks like a bawd. At least post a good looking one.
CHOCOLAAAATAAAAY A-CHOCO CHOCO
>I'm not racist when horny
You aren't prepared for this
I'm not racist
What? I don't understand.
I'm not racist in the first place. Except for the street shitters in India. Those do disgust me.
I'm only racist against the men.
mashallah my brudda
so you suggest people should be horny all the time?
I am especially racist when I’m horny
I become even more racist when horny for black cuties. I wish I was back in the 1800s so I could create a nigress breeding sow harem, and call them my niggy piggies.
I only hate israelites.
you'd frick a israelite, don't lie.
Whom art thou quoting?
through dick, unity
If mass migration was limited to females (XX) there would be no alt right
>brown girl dates white guy: normal relationship, maybe cringy raceplay and she doesn't get fat
>white girl dates brown guy: legit raceplay, gets fat (or already was lmao)
Forgetting
>white girl gets beaten (either likes it because she’s mentally ill, or is too scared to try and stop it), black guy leaves after she gets pregnant
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a black single mum with a mixed kid. When a white guy knocks up a sheboon, he sticks around for life. I wonder if there’s any statistics on it, are WMBF disproportionately stable?
>are WMBF disproportionately stable?
Yeah they are but I lost the infographic for it.
Based fro bro.
after you're done fricking her you can flip her over and clean your toilet
I can't tell if that's a real person or a 3D model
Black girls unironically tend to like wrestling and pretend-fighting; pinning her down and doing that cringy giggle-kiss on her neck has a 50/50 chance of resulting in leg-locking sex
Anon, how do you not know of the three countries that export wives?
Flips came to the US and now are desperately sucking off and gremlin they can to try and climb the social ladder with their 80 IQ
The reason why their c**t is called "Philipines" is utterly comical, and I'm not talking about the original name;
After their """revolution""" they wanted to change the name since everyone disliked Philipines. None agreed on the name, stating it doesn't represent THEIR side of the country, then they had a vote with a majority winner that was ignored, then when they realized their economy tanked it just stayed "Philipines"
>tl;dr
you're right
Correct
I would turn her white with my dick
The best movie game is Asura's Wrath by leaps and bounds because the interactive parts of the movie add to the experience, and the actual video game bits are decent too.
I'm not racist at all.
Don't like gypsies though. Never met one since I'm a burger but I chatted with a Hungarian dude when I was a teenager for a few months and that was enough information to form an opinion.
I'm only racist when I'm horny, tbqh. Usually I don't really think about race at all but when I see a cute brown girl I instantly get the urge to COLONIZE her womb and give her lots of lighter-skinned babies.
yes
Arcane is the best video game adaptation ever.
What the heck
sauce
>wants to watch some fatass molest a bunch of slaves
What is wrong with you?
Mostly curiosity
easy to self-insert :^)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodbye_Uncle_Tom
>literally "im not racist when im horny" the movie
heh
So why is there a term like that for blacks but for self hating mentally ill whites theres not?
>what is a white savior
I think the chinese of all people have a term for that, can't recall what it is.
Baizuo
>southern gentlemen mad because the yanks took all the ebony cuties from you
maybe if you treated a lady right they wouldnt have come sneaking across the mason-dixon line looking for a little butter on their biscuit, if you catch my meaning
Slaves were treated worse in the north than in the south
Most of the “woe is black struggle” abolitionist howling was projection. Underground Railroad was ‘grass is always greener’ stupidity
Sotherner cope. Be happy we didnt make Sherman glass the entire shouth
Based Sherman knew how how to deal with the southerner question
Sherman was so bad that black slaves rose up to fight against his ‘liberation’. Ever hear the “there were slaves who fought for the confederacy” thing? That’s what they’re referring to
>slave if you fight for us(confederacy) we will let you go free
>slaves join confederacy
There were also slaves that fought for the british during the revolutionary war anon for the exact same reason. The promise of freedom is incredibly important.
I cant fricking believe reconstruction was stopped. We will have to deal with fricking sympathizers for the rest of time now.
The South was completely right, Lincoln was the worst president in US history, and the entire war was orchestrated to centrally consolidate power into the federal government.
>We will have to deal with fricking sympathizers for the rest of time now.
"the south will rise agai- GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB"
He was far more adept at wiping out injuns, during the march he also indiscriminately burnt down a bunch of Black person homes along the way driving tons of them up north, congrats on your win lol
Making the mother of all omelettes
Reminds me of taking a black hebes virginity
Green text?
I wouldn't say universally bad. Isn't Goldeneye 007 on the N64 still considered one of the classics along early 3D multiplayer shooters, at least on console? Star Wars Pod Racer, Jedi Knight (would games based on the EU count as movie based games?).
women are made for having sex and raising kids AND IM TIRED PRETENDING THEY ARE NOT
>women are made for having sex
is this true?
they are the ultimate sex havers of human kind?
Anya Ivy
Brittney white
Ashley Aleigh
nicole bexley
Autumn Falls
Ariana Adin
Jada Fire
Jenna Foxx
Vanessa Blue
>no Maserati
Apologize, right now
no
who'm'st
>that uncanny mix of fantasy and realism
>fricked up eyes
get gud
very nice and yet those hands are still fricked beyond belief you can't hide it from me mohammed
can be fixed easily with inpainting
however yours has no hands at all because you put the moronic ((mutated hands)) (extra limbs) ~~*fleshpile*~~ etc in the negatives like all the other morons, which just removes those things entirely and messes up the whole images look
sarah banks
Im buying her game
that's a street shitter not a Black person
She is cute
Any good porn of white men absolutely dominating black women and being very rough with them?
No! Anon! That would be racist!
May I interest you in some BLACKED porn instead?
Yes, the King Kong game on ps2
im so fricking sick of being horny all the time.
im tired of being reminded i never get sex 24/7
>Scarface
>The Godfather
>The Warriors
>Raimi's Spider-Man games for PS2
>Some of the Harry Potter games (1, 2, 3, 5 at least, didn't play the rest)
>Plenty of Star Wars games (RotS, the old BFs, LEGO)
And I'm missing some I didn't play/don't remember. Honor mention to X-Men 2, who had Hugh Jackman's face on it for PR but had nothing to do with the movies, and was pretty good too.
The Mummy Demastered
This really makes me want to have a sequel with sofia boutella as the mummy
a shame they're all futa
would love to see a black pussy someday
sex with busty black babe. scarface the world is your is an alright GTA clone.
Lily Starfire. You are welcome.
star wars tie fighter
star wars x wing
star wars xwing vs tie fighter
star wars x wing alliance
star wars dark forces
star wars dark forces 2 jedi knight
star wars dark forces 2 jedi knight mysteries of the sith
star wars dark forces 3 jedi knight 2 jedi outcast
star wars dark forces 4 jedi knight 3 jedi academy
star wars knights of the old republic
star wars knights of the old republic 2
star wars ep 1 racer
star wars republic commando
and thats just SOME of the great star wars games that are awesome.
theres a bunch of LOTR and TREK ones too.
you forgot battle for naboo, rogue squadron, and rogue leader.
yea. there's like 6? versions and installments of the rogue ____ games
Goldeneye.
Somebody help her, she's gonna snap in half anytime now
>"hmmmm, how do we make people dislike this guy?"
>"perhaps the fact he is a slave owner who sexually abuses young women will get the point across?"
>"no, make him look disgusting, that will convince the viewer"
what an immature film
I'm sure the target audience of 5 year olds will find it intelligent and mature
I believe Mick Jagger put it best:
>Brown sugar how come you taste so good, now?
I really liked the Scarface PS2 game.
ToT
Riddick efbb
Some of lotr vidya bfme2 etc i liked shadows of mordorks
>Riddick
>only a single post talking about it
98.2% of Ganker babbies never touched a video game in their lives.
Why israelites want blacks and whites to racemix so much?
"I speak of the death of the white race. The complete removal of all means of reproduction of the so-called Aryan race. Men, we now control the destiny of this race. It is now time to make sure the White race becomes extinct through miscegenation and having a virtually zero birth-rate." ~ Abe Foxman; israeli Former Chairman of the Anti-defamation League
jokes on him my latina gf will produce more white children
"The ultimate goal is the forcible-coordination of all countries of the world: That shall be achieved by mixing the races with the goal to create a light brown race in Europe.
For that reason, 1.5 million immigrants from the third world shall migrate to Europe every year. The result would be a population with an average IQ of 90 that is too dumb to grasp anything, but intelligent enough to work.
The European countries would never again be competitors in the struggle for global domination and a multiple millennia old culture would be destroyed. Irrational people who will fight against this 'mingling of races', and put up any resistance against the global world order, should be killed." - Thomas P.M. Barnett, israelite, director of the Israeli military consultancy 'Wikistrat' in his book 'The Pentagon's New Map', 2004
The thing about whiteness and race in general is that the average moron can just decide what is and what isnt white. Im calling it now. In 30 years time Mexicans and other latinos will be considered white. 70 years ago the Italians werent white 150 years ago the irish werent white. 1500 years ago the romans saw race by blood. Thicker blood means higher intelligence and rational thinking this included themselves the Arabs and Northern and Central Africans. Thin blood constitution higher strength but lower intelligence. This included the most Norther European countries.
In short the definition of race and more recently whiteness is a cope from racist and israelites to rationalize ignorance.
>In 30 years time Mexicans and other latinos will be considered white
Congrats, you're already living 30 years in the future as far as police reports go
>dark skin with baboon facial features
cringe
>dark skin with Europeoid facial features
based
It all comes to personality bros
Why can't all sheboos be like this?
You just know
RELEASE THE TIGER YOU STUPID b***h DON'T YOU SEE HE'S NOT LIKING THE WATER
So far, the only ones I know are a pretty good games based on a movie has to be either that Bladerunner adventure game, or Tron: Evolution.
Tron Evolution was and still is pretty awesome. We got disc wars, classic cycle races, legacy races, tank fights, reprogrammer flying shoot on rails, and all looks pretty damn good.
Totally recommended, pretty damn fun.
>know black girl irl for years
>feel little attraction for her, stay friends because she doesn't need to put up a front and can instead say dumb shit and laugh while snorting and even fart
>now and then make jokes about how she smells like butter, coconut oil, shea etc and how she's "buttering up for me"
>make no move for the reasons above, also because 3DPD
>one day she shows up and deepthroat-swallows an entire stick of butter, stating she needs help burning all the calories she just ate
>have porn-movie sex
>later ask what she's doing, she tells me she's on Ganker
>mfw the bee urself and lift meme worked
bryan is that you?
no
>she shows up and deepthroat-swallows an entire stick of butter
WTF
Kinda like this
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/vovitm/do_you_like_sausage/
she browses Ganker so she'd find out
I wish you a similar sex life Anon so that way you'll believe for sure
I need you to post some racy pics, anon. For science, of course.
I would have believed this without the butter eating part
>mfw the bee urself and lift meme worked
yeah, because she's black (lowest value female) and you are probably slightly attractive at least and white
black girls will do anything so their kids will have straight hair lel
True, but I say this not as a fake motivational from a Chad-lite, but rather as some guy who browses Ganker and plays video games
If you look like you have a good life going then women are willing to tolerate your autism instead of being with someone who learned their values from pornhub and rap
>lowest value female
That's indian
african Black pusy
ogre de el pantano
Cars 2 and 3 are fun arcade racers
This is the closest thing on phone relating to chocolate cake
"Movie games" is a pejorative term for games whose gameplay is so simplistic that you pretty much just watch the action like a movie instead of participating in it.
People are dumb and end up thinking it's critical of a genre. If "movie games" were necessarily bad, then "book games" like visual novels or dating sims had to be bad too, which you rarely see people claiming.
There are a lot of "movie games" out there, it's a pretty silly genre in my opinion (I've played a few like Heavy Rain) but there's nothing wrong with them at first. The problem is when you buy an action/adventure game and it feels like a "movie game".
It's nice to see jannies working hard to keep all threads vidya-related
I discuss video games I enjoy aswell, but vst and vr are kinda slow today
For a long time I've asked why do soys look like this, before I realized their parents abandoned them in front of the tv or youtube, either willingly or because they had to work
I saw this everytime the discussion arises.
THE WARRIORS is one of the bets games of all fricking time, and by far one of the greatest movie games ever produced.
I agree, and thank you very much for this pic, I forgot about it after my previous HDD crashed
Looking at it now made me realize that over the years, i've only ever seen racial fetish edits, and never a source.
This place is so gay sometimes.
>Snorlax
Damn she's based
>Stack of funko pops next to her bed
>takes and shares semi nude photos of herself with the world
Shes frickable, but not cool, at least not from what i've seen
>semi nude
bro she is full nude she has an onlyfans
really now... and the leaks are where?
https://www.erome.com/a/GwhgGzDr
I clicked that fully expecting shemales or dolphins (or both) but you're a good man. I appreciate it, brother
>fake breasts
Very sad.
>he doesn't know
I thought she had a Dragon Ball bikini at first
>dat cracka still cryin on da flo'?
>BAHAHAHAHA
just search princess helayna onlyfans
Wow. Hot.
me on right
Name?
I never have anything to contribute to these threads because my collection is focused on latinx/asian b***hes, i feel so inept.
>3D prostitute compares herself to rapebait
lel
Shes actually pretty fricking close. What nationality is she, Morrorcan or some shit?
women love rape
What's he thinking bros?
that man is literally me
Poor Black having to deal with that STD ridden chimp grinding on him
So when is this Resident Evil 5 remake coming out?
Black women with Afros trigger something in my brain.
First them homies stole my bike now they stole my kid
>Gf had huge curly hair when I started dating her
>Switched to straightening.
I miss it but I can't blame her, maintaining it is so much easier when it's straight than a fro.
Stop posting icky negresses
mad max