I LIKE THAT JUMP!

I LIKE THAT JUMP!

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Well I liked your jumping jacks, guy I don't know

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I would really prefer it if you would be quiet

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He'd really prefer if kiwifarms would be quiet.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      CHIBI WON

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Kiwifarms is back up.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Kiwifarms is up, their doman is .st now. The trannies and groyper alliance only had a short lived victory.

          >domain is .st
          looks down to me

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            works on my machine™
            just refresh and it should be fine

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I'm actually kinda proud that there are nearly 1000 people still using the site.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                morning, Josh
                you're a fat retard

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Enjoy this week cause it'll be booted again. How exhausting it must be to be a Kiwifag.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I've always preferred imageboards to forums so it's no skin off my balls, but I am a little sad I won't be constantly updated on what fat retards on the Internet are doing.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                seethe

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                no need
                the owner begged the posters to tone it down because they attract too much attention and it's costing him to keep changing domains.
                the seethe is on them.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                reminds me of when people kept saying 'piratebay is down for good this time!!!' some years ago

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Megaupload is the only one to actually stay down

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >megaupload
                rapidshare

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            cope chibi

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >changing the domain suddenly makes said site dead
            normie detected

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          >domain is .st
          looks down to me

          >kiwifarms has to do the same tactic exhentai did when they were attacked by them
          You just love to see it.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of autistic gay says that
    "hm, yes, i am accusing you of cheating, therefore i shall investigate further and reach a conclusion"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      everyone involved in speedrunning is severely autistic

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        does that include everyone that keeps up with speedrun dramas?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Well you're a thread for some speedrunning cringe that was midly amusing almost a decade ago, you tell me.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I remember filtering this shit years ago because it got spammed so hard

            t. chibi

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The person who keeps reposting this fucking thread is severely autistic.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          One of the worst things about Ganker is that single individuals are allowed to shitpost so hard they negatively impact the entire site.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            no one shitposter has that kind of power

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Probably other speedrun autists that can tell when someone bings when they should have bonged to get the wahoo faster than anyone else in history. I’d guess it’s obvious when literally the only thing you do is speedrun autist games

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He was right in the end though. Does that make it better or worse?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      From one autist to another, he chose the words that would hurt the most, the words only an autist could muster.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Speedrunners are autistic. Why would you spent years of your life improving your skills on something that is useless for you and society.

      >You don't get rich
      >You don't get any pussy
      >You don't produce anything worthy for society.

      Only anti-social,obsessive incels would do that.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        he said, posting on an anyonymous chinese basking weaving forum.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Some of us have kids

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Thank God my children will never know I post here

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Damn you got them through Ganker that's crazy

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >chinese basking weaving forum.
          Wow this is such a funny and original joke I've never heard before hahahaha you must be a comedian or something haha omg

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You can make money off of it eventually if you have enough orbiter anon.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >only living for external validation
        What a shallow existence

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          This, I understand not being an autistic retard, but living for MUH SOCIETY, MUH PUSSY, is more pathetic than any of these retard speedrunners

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see the problem? It looked a bit spliced or whatever, but you can't really tell off hand. So he's going to get the VOD and look frame by frame to see if there's a confirmation.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I was legit thinking the exact same shit haha

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >HAHA DUDE LMAO
        >IM ON Ganker MAKING FUN PEOPLE THAT DO THINGS WITH THEIR LIVES
        >DUDE
        >LMAO
        >WEED

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          go back

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            kys discord chud

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the fact that he's right and BTFOs him makes him a based autist

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      try and explain what's wrong with what he said without sounding like a fag.
      go on.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of the things he says is redundant, there.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          what kind of autistic gay says that
          "hm, yes, i am accusing you of cheating, therefore i shall investigate further and reach a conclusion"

          because he is autist?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the guy who wrote that was literally one of the top runners for the game
      so he could instantly tell it looked 'wrong'

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Something doesn't seem right about this post. I am accusing you of cheating for (You)s.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he should have said "yo that wasnt bussin fr fr i gonna have my eyes on yo no cap bruh"

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        on god.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >how dare you use your ability to see anomalies in gameplay
      >HOW DARE YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO BE PROVEN RIGHT?!

      He's not the only autist here.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The prime expert speedruns this game. The top autist if you will.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hi chibi. Why did you crash your mom's date in a joker cosplay?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >meanwhile in her date's head

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          He was probably freaking out because that stalwart youth was going to steal his heart, bro.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you go to a bar with your mom and the guy who’s gonna fuck her once and then disappear.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          how does one get banned from magnet therapy? I don't have the answers but he managed to do it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Speed runners probably idk, what kind of gay asks gay gay questions like the one you just asked? Homo.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          cringe

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Have you never watched a GDQ before

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How did Chibi react after reading this in the middle of the run?

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is this almost 10 years old yet? I know the caveman gdq thing is almost 10 years old

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I remember filtering this shit years ago because it got spammed so hard

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    fuck it
    go watch the latest grand tour special, a scandi flick, where james may fucking dies

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >kiwifarms is kill
    Where the fuck do I go to see this absolute retard's fuck ups then?
    same with those ip2 retards and boogie getting mad on the daily, this is the worst thing to happen to internet culture in ages

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kiwifarms is up, their doman is .st now. The trannies and groyper alliance only had a short lived victory.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Did it lose most of its fanbase during the move?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I have no idea

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The site is a lot slower now and we lost a lot of good posters with the move to darknet and african domains. Also hollywood hulk hogan is confirmed dead from the vax.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Also hollywood hulk hogan is confirmed dead from the vax.
            is this a meme or what

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              HHH was a notorious namefag.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If it were only the caveman thing Chibi would have gone down as a well-meaning but autistic nerd, incredible how perfectly the other 3 scandals reveal he's every other flavor of loser
    >lives with his mom and yells at her
    >cheats
    >never gets laid

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds eerily close to a large portion of Ganker

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I cannot and will not argue with that

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot
      >ERP's his giantess fetish with an obvious catfish

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        okay has anything happened lately?

        >oozing
        vomit inducing

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        gee his sexting could use some work, kinda fucked up to catfish him and upload it though tbh, although he was dumb enough to fall for it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        gee his sexting could use some work, kinda fucked up to catfish him and upload it though tbh, although he was dumb enough to fall for it.

        Damn, I've typefucked anime dudes with 100x100 shitty avatars and no profile work on f-list that write better than him.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >never gets laid
      He had like 10 gfs in college that he pumped and dumped according to one of his ex friends, he also admitted on discord to taking the virginity of an autistic girl who cried the entire time to one of his friends which was posted on kiwifarms, he later got his mom to break up with her over the phone because he couldn't do it himself.
      He was like 25 when this happened btw

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If a retard like him can get laid there is no excuse for Ganker.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      with his mom and yells at her
      Nothin wrong with that tho

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Something didn't seem right about that
    >I am accusing you of cheating
    >So I will analyze this later and conclude with more information later.

    Did chibi get the fear of god put into him reading these message?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that he said he was "on world record pace" when he'd never pulled it off and only 1 other social autist had before him despite being like an hour behind the world record autist made it that much funnier, the autist who called him out was in a call with every other autist in the community waiting and knowing that he was going to cheat solely to blow him the fuck out because of how much he hated him
      imagine
      just fucking imagine
      an entire community of autistic people knowing you're full of shit and waiting for you to openly cheat as they know you're going to so that they can all autistically bury you and laugh about it
      AND YOU STILL FUCKING DO IT
      chubbysrl is unfathomably based for having the balls to try it good lord

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't follow speedchud drama but these threads pop up often enough that I became curious
    gimme a TLDRgun

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this news is older than some posters on Ganker but
      >guy makes a major ass of himself at a speedrunning event, being an embarrassing autistic manchild
      >ruins any potential Tomba 2 thread on Ganker thereafter
      >year or so later cheats doing a difficult speedrun trick in Paper Mario TTYD, tries to hide it with saying "I LIKE THAT JUMP"
      >some guy in chat thinks it's sus, calls an emergency meeting
      >turns out he cheated, gets banned from some leaderboards
      >since then has chuded out (kinda) and generally just been a kinda boring run of the mill autistic speedrunner
      >disappeared for a few months this year before coming back to nobody's surprise
      You are now caught up.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ironic that you use the "older than some posters on Ganker" while also making an amogus reference in the same post

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          you can never be too old to like retarded jokes

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          a tourists fingers made this post.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Tbf to him, I used to say "sus" to mean "suspiscious" back in 2013.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The use of "sus" in conjunction with "emergency meeting" is pretty glaring.
            All things considered though, in a thread about people being autistic about shit and calling eachother out on autistic shit while being as autistic about it as possible, caring about an among us reference on an anonymous video game discussion board is completely on brand.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Thinking sus hasn't been a common term far before Amongus
          Amazing how retards try and act mature, only to expose themselves as the opposite. Kind of like actual pedophiles being the ones calling for the banning of 2d e-boi and other drawings.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            no, sus wasn't as popular prior to that, gay, no matter how hard you try to spin it

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            ah yes
            similar to how all the ones screeching about trannies are the true trannies

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            This post kinda sus, seems like a guy who'd use unironically before the 70s.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure he meant the "emergency meeting" part. Also I don't know what it is about amogus shit but I never get the jokes the first time. They always go over my head.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Local cringelord gets so thoroughly emasculated that he elects to cut his own dick off.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >tasmalleo
    >TAS
    >Malleo
    uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yes anon i assume that is the joke with his username, good job figuring it out, here's a cookie

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        listen here you condescending little gay fuck

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          don't you fgsfds me you sexy twink fuck, you

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I will fucking figgisfiddis you any goddamn way I want

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nice fucking cock, bro. Wish he'd never grow out of his sperging, 2014 was a year of internet retardation

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AHHHH BEE JAMS

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't cheat though, that was a jumping jack.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this was like a decade ago
    why do you guys still care
    why did you care back then even

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the internet never forgets

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i still remember the charity stream. Man that shit made me laugh

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Tombaposting was Ganker's baneposting.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I would really prefer if you'd be quiet. But yes, you are correct

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i miss almo's streams, they were comfy. social media ruins everything

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it. Noone said "I like that jump" in the caption so why do you always post that text with it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't have footage of his reaction to being accused
        cringe

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Not clicking your video.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          then why did you ask for proof?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Didnt ask for proof.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              see

              I don't get it. Noone said "I like that jump" in the caption so why do you always post that text with it?

              you might be bad at socializing but this is considered asking for proof to the claims youre dismissing.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not dismissing any claim nor do I ask for any proof.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                are you retarded?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Do you know english?

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair that orca was giving him bed eyes

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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