Enjoy this week cause it'll be booted again. How exhausting it must be to be a Kiwigay.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I've always preferred imageboards to forums so it's no skin off my balls, but I am a little sad I won't be constantly updated on what fat morons on the Internet are doing.
2 years ago
Anonymous
seethe
2 years ago
Anonymous
no need
the owner begged the posters to tone it down because they attract too much attention and it's costing him to keep changing domains.
the seethe is on them.
2 years ago
Anonymous
reminds me of when people kept saying 'piratebay is down for good this time!!!' some years ago
Probably other speedrun autists that can tell when someone bings when they should have bonged to get the wahoo faster than anyone else in history. I’d guess it’s obvious when literally the only thing you do is speedrun autist games
>chinese basking weaving forum.
Wow this is such a funny and original joke I've never heard before hahahaha you must be a comedian or something haha omg
I don't see the problem? It looked a bit spliced or whatever, but you can't really tell off hand. So he's going to get the VOD and look frame by frame to see if there's a confirmation.
>kiwifarms is kill
Where the frick do I go to see this absolute moron's frick ups then?
same with those ip2 morons and boogie getting mad on the daily, this is the worst thing to happen to internet culture in ages
The site is a lot slower now and we lost a lot of good posters with the move to darknet and african domains. Also Hollywood hulk hogan is confirmed dead from the vax.
If it were only the caveman thing Chibi would have gone down as a well-meaning but autistic nerd, incredible how perfectly the other 3 scandals reveal he's every other flavor of loser >lives with his mom and yells at her >cheats >never gets laid
>never gets laid
He had like 10 gfs in college that he pumped and dumped according to one of his ex friends, he also admitted on discord to taking the virginity of an autistic girl who cried the entire time to one of his friends which was posted on kiwifarms, he later got his mom to break up with her over the phone because he couldn't do it himself.
He was like 25 when this happened btw
The fact that he said he was "on world record pace" when he'd never pulled it off and only 1 other social autist had before him despite being like an hour behind the world record autist made it that much funnier, the autist who called him out was in a call with every other autist in the community waiting and knowing that he was going to cheat solely to blow him the frick out because of how much he hated him
imagine
just fricking imagine
an entire community of autistic people knowing you're full of shit and waiting for you to openly cheat as they know you're going to so that they can all autistically bury you and laugh about it
AND YOU STILL FRICKING DO IT
chubbysrl is unfathomably based for having the balls to try it good lord
this news is older than some posters on Ganker but >guy makes a major ass of himself at a speedrunning event, being an embarrassing autistic manchild >ruins any potential Tomba 2 thread on Ganker thereafter >year or so later cheats doing a difficult speedrun trick in Paper Mario TTYD, tries to hide it with saying "I LIKE THAT JUMP" >some guy in chat thinks it's sus, calls an emergency meeting >turns out he cheated, gets banned from some leaderboards >since then has trooned out (kinda) and generally just been a kinda boring run of the mill autistic speedrunner >disappeared for a few months this year before coming back to nobody's surprise
You are now caught up.
The use of "sus" in conjunction with "emergency meeting" is pretty glaring.
All things considered though, in a thread about people being autistic about shit and calling eachother out on autistic shit while being as autistic about it as possible, caring about an among us reference on an anonymous video game discussion board is completely on brand.
>Thinking sus hasn't been a common term far before Amongus
Amazing how morons try and act mature, only to expose themselves as the opposite. Kind of like actual pedophiles being the ones calling for the banning of 2d e-girl and other drawings.
Pretty sure he meant the "emergency meeting" part. Also I don't know what it is about amogus shit but I never get the jokes the first time. They always go over my head.
Well I liked your jumping jacks, guy I don't know
I would really prefer it if you would be quiet
He'd really prefer if kiwifarms would be quiet.
CHIBI WON
Kiwifarms is back up.
>domain is .st
looks down to me
works on my machine™
just refresh and it should be fine
I'm actually kinda proud that there are nearly 1000 people still using the site.
morning, Josh
you're a fat moron
Enjoy this week cause it'll be booted again. How exhausting it must be to be a Kiwigay.
I've always preferred imageboards to forums so it's no skin off my balls, but I am a little sad I won't be constantly updated on what fat morons on the Internet are doing.
seethe
no need
the owner begged the posters to tone it down because they attract too much attention and it's costing him to keep changing domains.
the seethe is on them.
reminds me of when people kept saying 'piratebay is down for good this time!!!' some years ago
>Megaupload is the only one to actually stay down
>megaupload
rapidshare
cope chibi
>changing the domain suddenly makes said site dead
normie detected
>kiwifarms has to do the same tactic exhentai did when they were attacked by them
You just love to see it.
what kind of autistic homosexual says that
"hm, yes, i am accusing you of cheating, therefore i shall investigate further and reach a conclusion"
everyone involved in speedrunning is severely autistic
does that include everyone that keeps up with speedrun dramas?
Well you're a thread for some speedrunning cringe that was midly amusing almost a decade ago, you tell me.
t. chibi
The person who keeps reposting this fricking thread is severely autistic.
One of the worst things about Ganker is that single individuals are allowed to shitpost so hard they negatively impact the entire site.
no one shitposter has that kind of power
Probably other speedrun autists that can tell when someone bings when they should have bonged to get the wahoo faster than anyone else in history. I’d guess it’s obvious when literally the only thing you do is speedrun autist games
He was right in the end though. Does that make it better or worse?
From one autist to another, he chose the words that would hurt the most, the words only an autist could muster.
Speedrunners are autistic. Why would you spent years of your life improving your skills on something that is useless for you and society.
>You don't get rich
>You don't get any pussy
>You don't produce anything worthy for society.
Only anti-social,obsessive incels would do that.
he said, posting on an anyonymous chinese basking weaving forum.
Some of us have kids
Thank God my children will never know I post here
Damn you got them through Ganker that's crazy
>chinese basking weaving forum.
Wow this is such a funny and original joke I've never heard before hahahaha you must be a comedian or something haha omg
You can make money off of it eventually if you have enough orbiter anon.
>only living for external validation
What a shallow existence
This, I understand not being an autistic moron, but living for MUH SOCIETY, MUH PUSSY, is more pathetic than any of these moron speedrunners
I don't see the problem? It looked a bit spliced or whatever, but you can't really tell off hand. So he's going to get the VOD and look frame by frame to see if there's a confirmation.
I was legit thinking the exact same shit haha
>HAHA DUDE LMAO
>IM ON Ganker MAKING FUN PEOPLE THAT DO THINGS WITH THEIR LIVES
>DUDE
>LMAO
>WEED
go back
kys discord troony
the fact that he's right and BTFOs him makes him a based autist
try and explain what's wrong with what he said without sounding like a gay.
go on.
A lot of the things he says is redundant, there.
because he is autist?
the guy who wrote that was literally one of the top runners for the game
so he could instantly tell it looked 'wrong'
Something doesn't seem right about this post. I am accusing you of cheating for (You)s.
he should have said "yo that wasnt bussin fr fr i gonna have my eyes on yo no cap bruh"
on god.
>how dare you use your ability to see anomalies in gameplay
>HOW DARE YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO BE PROVEN RIGHT?!
He's not the only autist here.
The prime expert speedruns this game. The top autist if you will.
Hi chibi. Why did you crash your mom's date in a joker cosplay?
>meanwhile in her date's head
He was probably freaking out because that stalwart youth was going to steal his heart, bro.
Why would you go to a bar with your mom and the guy who’s gonna frick her once and then disappear.
how does one get banned from magnet therapy? I don't have the answers but he managed to do it.
Speed runners probably idk, what kind of homosexual asks gay homosexual questions like the one you just asked? Homo.
cringe
Have you never watched a GDQ before
How did Chibi react after reading this in the middle of the run?
Is this almost 10 years old yet? I know the caveman gdq thing is almost 10 years old
I remember filtering this shit years ago because it got spammed so hard
frick it
go watch the latest grand tour special, a scandi flick, where james may fricking dies
>kiwifarms is kill
Where the frick do I go to see this absolute moron's frick ups then?
same with those ip2 morons and boogie getting mad on the daily, this is the worst thing to happen to internet culture in ages
Kiwifarms is up, their doman is .st now. The trannies and groyper alliance only had a short lived victory.
Did it lose most of its fanbase during the move?
I have no idea
The site is a lot slower now and we lost a lot of good posters with the move to darknet and african domains. Also Hollywood hulk hogan is confirmed dead from the vax.
>Also hollywood hulk hogan is confirmed dead from the vax.
is this a meme or what
HHH was a notorious namegay.
If it were only the caveman thing Chibi would have gone down as a well-meaning but autistic nerd, incredible how perfectly the other 3 scandals reveal he's every other flavor of loser
>lives with his mom and yells at her
>cheats
>never gets laid
That sounds eerily close to a large portion of Ganker
I cannot and will not argue with that
You forgot
>ERP's his giantess fetish with an obvious catfish
okay has anything happened lately?
>oozing
vomit inducing
gee his sexting could use some work, kinda fricked up to catfish him and upload it though tbh, although he was dumb enough to fall for it.
Damn, I've typefricked anime dudes with 100x100 shitty avatars and no profile work on f-list that write better than him.
>never gets laid
He had like 10 gfs in college that he pumped and dumped according to one of his ex friends, he also admitted on discord to taking the virginity of an autistic girl who cried the entire time to one of his friends which was posted on kiwifarms, he later got his mom to break up with her over the phone because he couldn't do it himself.
He was like 25 when this happened btw
If a moron like him can get laid there is no excuse for Ganker.
with his mom and yells at her
Nothin wrong with that tho
>Something didn't seem right about that
>I am accusing you of cheating
>So I will analyze this later and conclude with more information later.
Did chibi get the fear of god put into him reading these message?
The fact that he said he was "on world record pace" when he'd never pulled it off and only 1 other social autist had before him despite being like an hour behind the world record autist made it that much funnier, the autist who called him out was in a call with every other autist in the community waiting and knowing that he was going to cheat solely to blow him the frick out because of how much he hated him
imagine
just fricking imagine
an entire community of autistic people knowing you're full of shit and waiting for you to openly cheat as they know you're going to so that they can all autistically bury you and laugh about it
AND YOU STILL FRICKING DO IT
chubbysrl is unfathomably based for having the balls to try it good lord
I don't follow speedtroony drama but these threads pop up often enough that I became curious
gimme a TLDRgun
this news is older than some posters on Ganker but
>guy makes a major ass of himself at a speedrunning event, being an embarrassing autistic manchild
>ruins any potential Tomba 2 thread on Ganker thereafter
>year or so later cheats doing a difficult speedrun trick in Paper Mario TTYD, tries to hide it with saying "I LIKE THAT JUMP"
>some guy in chat thinks it's sus, calls an emergency meeting
>turns out he cheated, gets banned from some leaderboards
>since then has trooned out (kinda) and generally just been a kinda boring run of the mill autistic speedrunner
>disappeared for a few months this year before coming back to nobody's surprise
You are now caught up.
ironic that you use the "older than some posters on Ganker" while also making an amogus reference in the same post
you can never be too old to like moronic jokes
a tourists fingers made this post.
Tbf to him, I used to say "sus" to mean "suspiscious" back in 2013.
The use of "sus" in conjunction with "emergency meeting" is pretty glaring.
All things considered though, in a thread about people being autistic about shit and calling eachother out on autistic shit while being as autistic about it as possible, caring about an among us reference on an anonymous video game discussion board is completely on brand.
>Thinking sus hasn't been a common term far before Amongus
Amazing how morons try and act mature, only to expose themselves as the opposite. Kind of like actual pedophiles being the ones calling for the banning of 2d e-girl and other drawings.
no, sus wasn't as popular prior to that, homosexual, no matter how hard you try to spin it
ah yes
similar to how all the ones screeching about trannies are the true trannies
This post kinda sus, seems like a guy who'd use unironically before the 70s.
Pretty sure he meant the "emergency meeting" part. Also I don't know what it is about amogus shit but I never get the jokes the first time. They always go over my head.
Local cringelord gets so thoroughly emasculated that he elects to cut his own dick off.
>tasmalleo
>TAS
>Malleo
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
yes anon i assume that is the joke with his username, good job figuring it out, here's a cookie
listen here you condescending little homosexual frick
don't you fgsfds me you sexy twink frick, you
I will fricking figgisfiddis you any goddamn way I want
Nice fricking wiener, bro. Wish he'd never grow out of his sperging, 2014 was a year of internet moronation
AHHHH BEE JAMS
He didn't cheat though, that was a jumping jack.
this was like a decade ago
why do you guys still care
why did you care back then even
the internet never forgets
i still remember the charity stream. Man that shit made me laugh
Tombaposting was Ganker's baneposting.
I would really prefer if you'd be quiet. But yes, you are correct
i miss almo's streams, they were comfy. social media ruins everything
I don't get it. Noone said "I like that jump" in the caption so why do you always post that text with it?
>doesn't have footage of his reaction to being accused
cringe
Not clicking your video.
then why did you ask for proof?
Didnt ask for proof.
see
you might be bad at socializing but this is considered asking for proof to the claims youre dismissing.
I'm not dismissing any claim nor do I ask for any proof.
are you moronic?
Do you know english?
to be fair that orca was giving him bed eyes