>I LIKE THAT JUMP
>I LIKE THAT JUMP
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>tfw he won in the end
He became a chud.
Post his pic what he looks like now
Fuck, you weren't kidding. Speedrunning truly is a mental illness
You know he faked that, right? The dude still streams and has been hiding from the spotlight.
hes not. he quit the internet because he was tired of people screaming memes at him constantly over the chibi incident. when he deleted his twitter, someone else took the name and now it links to a youtube channel that just reposts speedrunner cringe. its clearly a satire account.
retard
>Retards either fall for this bait or newfags repost it believing it to be true
https://twitter.com/CavemanDCJ
>caveman
>pronouns she'her
no fucking way
Holy shit.
Do people not know you can steal handles?
If you delete your account, anyone can use your @, even yourself with another email
It's odd. I'm always shocked how many newfags expose themselves in these threads
>I'm always shocked at how people expose themselves by showing others that they don't know how twitter.com works.
uhh yeah, we aren't raging fucking gays like you? big flex bro. kys.
Literally fake news:
Insanely good troll though.
>caveman
>she/her
HA!
no way
how many newfags must be trolled before this madness ends
did he?
She was crying through the whole thing it was awful.
can someone give me a tldr
I am accusing you of cheating
grown ass man cheated in a kids game
Not only that, he cheated in such a shitty way he got called out seconds after he did it. If you're gonna cheat, at least do it well.
He was accused of cheating
So someone cheating during a speedrun and it gets spamed to death. Such a fucking lame reason.
Google chibi neko demyx
Sorry newfag, you need to have been there to find it funny
Low functioning autist (also known as the guy who being told “I’d really prefer I’d you’d be quiet” from GDQ) tries doing a frame perfect speedrun strat. He does it but a high functioning turbo autist in the chat notices something wrong about the frames and accuses him of cheating mid stream and low functioning autist looks at chat very disturbed. To the surprise of no one, he did cheat he had a moon jump code on.
Chibi goes to mass public events miles away from where he lives apparently alone (hence his begging for people to let him sleep with them) with apparently no issue at all. He seems to be pretty high functioning.
He recently went to Japan with a tour group. When he stayed at one of those traditional paper wall hostels in a Japanese town he decided to stay up till all hours of the night streaming bing bing wahoo full volume in the dark while people were trying to sleep.
He is most certainly not capable of behaving around normal people, at least not for extended periods of time.
How did none of the other americans in the group not beat the shit out of him
They turned the light off on him in the room
and he kept streaming
It's more of a, let him tire himself out, type deal
He literally signed up for a tour group that helps autistic people travel around Japan. Everyone in his group was a wheelchair so that's why he got away with being a complete gay.
That sort of thing decent for ass burgers?
T.Sperg that wants to travel.
If you can handle the other spergs then maybe but I remember kiwis saying it was so expensive you may as well rent a hotel instead.
Fuck it then, I'm functional enough that I can hold down full time meager labour so maybe not for me.
Low functioning autists can barely form a coherent sentence. This guy is just a dickhead.
he is high functioning enough to not be a drooling retard and be able to communicate and do basic life skills, but too autistic to understand a lot of social conventions and completely fail to learn from mistakes in social situations
Low functioning autists usually are droolinf retards tier, usually they can't even speak, let alone play video games. He is definitely a high functioning one, but an autist regardless
Yeah but it's funny because some other mega autist called him out and then said "YOU ARE DISRESPECTING MY EXPERTISE IN THIS SPEEDRUN"
>do not argue with me
Cracks me up everytime
Never underestimate the turboautism of speedrunners.
and then, they both chuded out and 41% themselves a little after
wtf malleo is a chad
>it's real
holy fuck, chibi absolutely BTFO'd both in-game and outside
>game has a very precise glitch that gives you a second jump under very specific cirumstances
>semi-famous speedrunner uses an action replay cheat to try and emulate the jump in a speedrun. says "I LIKE THAT JUMP!" when he does the cheat
>guy who found and documented the glitch is in his chatroom, says that something looked weird about the jump followed by the "I am accusing you of cheating"
After years of harassment and bullying from the internet a child with high functioning autism unfortunately took his life. When he jumped off the school roof "I like that jump" was chanted from one of the bullies who saw it happened.
i could but i am going to suggest you to watch this instead
it goes trough the huge majority of his shitshows and it is a good watch
Don't shill my shit here
i do as i please
Cool video. My dude sounds like picrel.
>Caveman
Holy fuck lmao
Has the era of speed running autism ended?
Same as E3. All the funny autism cringe became just boring and depressing.
this retard recently went to nipland with a tour group company that is only used by old people and streamed himself bing bing wahooing at 12am while poor old bastards were trying to sleep in the same room as him
No fucking way. Where can I see this? Last I knew, his mom was breaking up with his girlfriend for him. Chibi's odyssey continues.
page 532 of his kiwifarms thread
getting on to kwf is such a fuckaround now
The chibi autism never ends. He’s the best lolcow
Chibi suddenly just grows real quiet, and you can see the shadow of someone moving through the room and click the lights off while he's playing lmao.
"It's dark because the people in this room have already gone to bed and they have shut off the lights."
>used by old people
isn't it for mentally retarded people, anon? So Chibi basically accepted that he's severely mentally incapable
am I the only one that thinks he used to be kind of cute
chibi is unirronically has good facial aesthetics outside of the down syndrome eyes
He is white so he mogs me into oblivion by default
Kind of reminds of of pic related. Not as bad though, but you can tell right away that he’s on the spectrum
Chibi isn't an ugly dude at all
But he could also learn some grooming techniques. Could easily elevate him to a high 7 or a low 8.
I would really prefer if you'd be quiet
Didn't this happen almost 10 years a go. I know it's older than 5 years
What kind of autism do you have to have to do speedrunning?
Like legitimately I've never understood the appeal
The kind of meme autism this site uses.
But seriously speedrunning is just a way for lonely men to be social and pretend they achieve anything by wasting time playing the same game over and over again. This repition is actually unironically autistic.
You won't get any validation for beating Gex really fast... unless you have several other people trying to do so. Then this completely worthless act becomes a competition, with like 3 people involved. And you all pat each other on the back when you make any progress.
Same reason you see people using AI art to do 99.999999999% of a picture, fix one thing then call themselves artists, its an easy way to feel validated.
>Same reason you see people using AI art to do 99.999999999% of a picture, fix one thing then call themselves artists, its an easy way to feel validated.
These people are in your head and you keep seething about them in unrelated threads
Okay sir.
yes anon, it gives people a community over a dumb thing that gives them a sense of autonomy. it's no worse than watching sports, the constant chud shit is because HRT is hitting autistic communities harder than crack cocaine hit the american ghetto's in the early 90's.
I mean I'm diagnosed autistic, my best friend multiple times have been autistic people, I live next to an autistic person, I don't know a single autistic chud.
Is this an America thing? Over here standard practice is to turn down the date-rape drug because it makes you fat
Mind you, this is a "I heard" kinda anecdote, but I heard that transgenderism is way more common with autistic people.
If I had to guess it's a band-aid to the whole "I don't fit into this "role" society expects me to fit into, so I must be the opposite "role" instead
I don't particularly doubt autistic people would be more prone to this, but more because even I, someone who has been living alone and in steady work for > 20 years, who was turned down for 'special school' for being too smart, am still considered 'vulnerable'. So for those who function less well and engage more in non-anonymous groups online (ie dicksword), they probably just seem like easy targets to groom.
I don't imagine it having anything to do with 'society wants me to be X so I will be Y' sort of logic, generally, since gender roles are completely disconnected from autism.
I could see people thinking "shy girls are desired, shy men are not" or similar, but that's something that applies to all chuds who see only percieved upsides of being a woman (which don't apply to trannies because they are ugly) and ignore all downsides because they are fundamentally not women and won't suffer them (like being small and weak)
That doesn't mean he's low functioning. That just means he's an asshole.
>If I had to guess it's a band-aid to the whole "I don't fit into this "role" society expects me to fit into, so I must be the opposite "role" instead
yeah i was gonna write a post detailing what you just wrote but you're already ahead of me. just roll in some moe blob anime binging and sociopath discord moderators and you're on the money. it's a common story, gay man with autism finds anime and internet community, makes entire lifestyle out of it. i wouldn't care as much if it wasn't infringing upon my own proclivities while leading to the early self destruction of a significant portion of it's members.
>after you've taken the distilled mare's urine pills and mutated your body to form features of the opposite sex, mutilate your crotch and THEN we will accept you
idk why these bros couldn't just be neckbeard gay or why they have to make it everyone else's issue but it is tragic
autistic people want to fit into a society they dont. chud groups are super accepting (on the surface). Said chud groups also have a fetish for making other people go chud. All they have to do is approach, convert, and move onto the next autist like any other cult
>Is this an America thing?
I'm an autistic euro and so is a friend of mine but he chuded out after getting mindfucked in college (we're from a small farming town and he went to a big city uni)
I love how it's just a tip of the autism iceberg
Why did he chud out after ruining his mother's relationship with her boyfriend
He's a sex pest now.
I think it's scary knowing that any one of us could have ended up like him
First I laughed.
Then I realized I'm just as pathetic as this guy albeit slightly less autistic.
And while I barely ever leave my house and I'll likely never leave the country I was born in, this guy is goes to speed-running events and Japan and he's getting paid for it.
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The vidya characters pressing F gets me
Was speedrunning the absolute most autistic hobby created by the millennial generation? They literally all became trans after the fad died.
How long are you guys going to keep this up until he fucks his mom? The same dark hole he's going through is exactly what CWC went through
Chibi vs. Caveman is in a way a microcosm of the eternal war waged between Reddit and Ganker, respectively.
Chibi is a kindhearted retard who constantly spams unfunny humor and is all around obnoxious. He also can't seem to figure out why people would ever hate him. He can't do basic tasks like jumping jacks without fucking it up and instead of owning up to his own cringe behavior, he embraces it. You could argue he's just a lonely sperg, but he's also a degenerate deep down and clearly has a few complexes. He wants to bond with Caveman, but they couldn't more diametrically opposed in every aspect.
Caveman is a standoffish edgelord who thinks closing himself off and acting tsundere accounts for a personality. He's cold and calculating to the point of self-parody, and any moments of lucidity or goodwill are tarnished as he seems to naturally fall back into his dismissive antics. People either love him or hate him, but both seem to tacitly agree he's talented. His autism isn't that big of a deal, it's that he thinks he's above it and tries to put down his fellow retards instead of have a little fun. Secretly, he's jealous of those who aren't as self-aware as he is, because he'd rather be anywhere than here.
Both Chibi and Caveman got along with one another quite a lot outside of the meme clips people see of the Tomba 2 run. They laughed, cracked jokes, high fives and left satisfied. They then went onto their respective shelters and bitched and moaned about the other person, perhaps as a coping mechanism to distract from the reality that maybe, just maybe, they're more alike than they'd ever admit to one another.