Yes, and he had the gall to cheat in front of the number 1 autist speedrunner of that specific game. And no, it wasn't by chance that he was watching, chibi actually fucking invited him and everything, i seriously don't know what the fuck he was thinking.
you know What I always wondered what the fuck the guy was doing in there
and now I know, like Wtf Chibi? That's like inviting a Vietnam veteran to some drinks and lying about how you actually fought in the war too
>the number 1 autist speedrunner of that specific game
it's worse than that. that nigga malleo makes the vast majority of TAS for that specific game. So not only is he intricately familiar with the game at a frame-by-frame level, he's very familiar with the tools people use to manipulate the game as well since TAS nerds will frequently use cheats and hacks as a part of their R&D.
I figured malleo was suHispanicious of some random fucktard suddenly dropping good times and improving quickly and decided to lurk in the stream and observe first hand, but to learn chibi specifically invited him to watch him cheat provided me with a brand new reason to laugh at this retard.
>gall to cheat in front of the number 1 autist speedrunner of that specific game
Not only that, but that autist was the one who DISCOVERED that skip. So that dude would 100% be the one who would know it was off.
>i seriously don't know what the fuck he was thinking.
everything I've seen Ganker post about Chibi makes me think he is RIDICULOUSLY naive, like he thinks everything is just going to go his way smoothly despite cheating/acting like a loser
>inviting a turbo-autist speedrunner of a game to watch his speedrun and then cheating in front of him >tweeting about bringing condoms to AGDQ >inviting himself onto the couch during the Tomba speedrun despite knowing no one on the couch and needing to use "it's my birthday" as a way to get on there, and then constantly trying to make unfunny jokes because he's now in front of an audience and wants to show off
he's the king of wishful thinking, but I really don't understand how reality hasn't set in by this point and made him realise how much of a pathetic attention-seeking retard he's been? It's like he has no self-reflection whatsoever
>chibi is autistic and thinks anime tropes could happen in real life
Holy shit this makes too much sense. I know in the early days of Youtube he uploaded some videos where he wore a collar and talked about having a dark half or some chuuni bullshit like this, but that's not even the half of it. The Iwata funeral, his behavior at AGDQ, the way he talks with women; it's almost like he sees himself as the main character of a SOL anime about a social outcast who ends up amassing a harem by following his gut and being himself.
>The statistical likelihood that someone was autistic enough to know exactly what trick you were trying to execute and calls you out on not actually doing it
Just bad luck really.
Yes, and he had the gall to cheat in front of the number 1 autist speedrunner of that specific game. And no, it wasn't by chance that he was watching, chibi actually fucking invited him and everything, i seriously don't know what the fuck he was thinking.
is true, then he may be one of the stupidest people on the internet, which is pretty based in it's own way.
You can literally fucking google it, tasmalleo specializes on the paper mario games, of fucking course he would know if chibi used moonjump instead of doing a legit high jump.
it was a brand new skip that was never done in a full run before because it requires 2 frame perfect inputs like an hour in
of course it's going to be noticed if you cheat like that
To be fair the giveaway is actually pretty simple. iirc it the trick would be successful at the apex of a jump, it wouldn’t work if you went any lower. when you get into the battle, just see if mario was in the process of going down and he wouldn’t make it. Of course this was spotted by the guy who fucking discovered the trick and spent hundreds of hours looking at it.
that jump was incredibly hard and would require massive concentration just to have a small chance of getting
yet his reaction was "huh i like that jump", trying to feign excitement in his monotonous autist voice
that was the greatest redflag
maybe he could have gotten away with it if he understood social cues and could fake tryharding and being hyped
It's hard to fake adrenaline, and when you're actually getting a world-record speedrun (legitimately) AND using an all-new skip technique for the first time in a good run, there's a lot of adrenaline.
Honestly it's just surprising that Chibi ever thought he'd get away with it. Ego is really the greatest source of naivete.
he invited the most primo autist who discovered that jump and faked it in the most half-hearted retarded way
the trick jump was 2 consecutive jumps that needed to use every frame of mario's upward momentum, to reach the top of a ledge. chibi used a moonjump cheat code and his mario had plenty of "fall down" frames to land onto the ledge, a clear tell to the one autismo in his chat who discovered the jump (that chibi invited to his stream) that it was fake as fuck
He did him a favor, he saved him from even greater shame in the future and taught him a valuable lesson about cheating.
Probably also indirectly saved him from trooning out.
Can someone give me an update on chibi? What's he been doing lately?
Non Shitpost answer
Chibi has been banned from all conventions in his local area because he keeps sending dick pics to random girls who attend conventions. He got a low-quality associate's degree in programming for 'video games' and is celebrating by somehow spending $10k on a 1 month trip to Japan.
>Who the fuck actually talks like this?
it's TASMalleo aka someone who is far superior to every shitposter in this thread. someone who can write a genetic algorithm to determine optimal paper flying etc. someone with an engineer brain, someone who is just VASTLY SUPERRIOR TO EVERY FUCKING KEK IN THIS THREAD WHO THINKS THEY ARE BEING COOL BY PRETENDING THAT THEY AREN'T A CRINGE AUTIST. YOU ARE ALL FUCKING CRINGE.
through text it's literally impossible unless you're seriously deprived to the point that just seeing a curvy looking cloud in the sky would get you off
Yeah those were all biological men, the real RP girls are all on Destiny 2
I only know this because I've met several actual girls on it and I've been with my girlfriend for almost 4 years after meeting her on it, started out as ERP between our characters
Crazy watching tiny little screencaps like become retarded overblown gossip like
You're forgetting one of his lowest moments. >his mom gets a date >for some fucking reason chibi decides to tag along, like he's a special needs kid or something >but he's not just going with them and then fucking off to a barcade or something equally stupid, he's sitting in the same table >this already guarantees his mom won't get laid >but he goes the extra mile and goes dressed as the autist protag from cucksona 5 >iirc his mom never spoke to that man after that
But then again, she deserved it. Chibi's the one paying the bills and she has the gall to treat him like he's 5, i mean shit like not letting him stay up past 10 and yelling at him on the weekend if he decides to spend all day playing vidya.
, as if he was cosplaying at some fanfy Italian restaurant interrupting an intimate dinner for two, and not simply cosplaying at a cosplay bar. The guy’s a mess but being put at a bar as an adult with your mom and her boyfriend oftentimes isn’t crazy at all, you guys just blow everything out of proportion and make shit up
I don’t get it guys. How come Chibi hasn’t killed himself yet? The dude has literally everything going against him. He’s never gonna become anything more than a mediocre speedrunner, can’t get an actual job, his family hates him, has no actual friends, known as a laughing stock along with a sexpest, and he is incapable of having a relationship. How is he still alive? There are people who have far more that have killed themselves for far less. At least with people like Chris Chan, they’re deluded enough to believe that their situation is good, but Chibi seems too self aware for that. There is no light at the end of the tunnel for Chibi.
honestly he should've been vindicated just because of how autistic the guy is who accused him
if you can't expose someone cheating without being a fucking retard, then the person never cheated
simple as
>the whole "I'd really prefer it if you'd be quiet" stream >paper mario cheating scandal >mom yelling at him on stream because people were sending pizzas to his house >sending dickpics to women at conventions
Why is it blunder-after-blunder with this dude?
You're forgetting one of his lowest moments. >his mom gets a date >for some fucking reason chibi decides to tag along, like he's a special needs kid or something >but he's not just going with them and then fucking off to a barcade or something equally stupid, he's sitting in the same table >this already guarantees his mom won't get laid >but he goes the extra mile and goes dressed as the autist protag from cucksona 5 >iirc his mom never spoke to that man after that
But then again, she deserved it. Chibi's the one paying the bills and she has the gall to treat him like he's 5, i mean shit like not letting him stay up past 10 and yelling at him on the weekend if he decides to spend all day playing vidya.
>lowest moment
If anything the fact that Chibi pays the bills makes it an absolute chad move on his part.
Tagging along on your freeloader mother's date dressed as the fucking P5 protag just to ruin it is based
>Tagging along on your freeloader mother's date dressed as the fucking P5 protag just to ruin it is based
Top fucking kek, as far as power moves go it doesn't get much better than this. I wish the dude she went out on a date with had a written testimony on the matter, that shit would've been a goldmine to read.
>Chibi's the one paying the bills
when did he move in with his mom and start paying the bills? last I heard he lived in his brother's condo and kept getting annoyed because his room is next to the bathroom and he can hear his brother fucking his girlfriend in the shower.
I just wanna say, I doubt chibi invited himself. Like, I really really doubt.
If anything, his mother was stupid enough to invite him. If else, her date said "yeah you could totally bring your son along!" because she mentioned him, because boomer women are terrible at omitting details for a date. And so she did.
We don’t know the story but it’s also not out of the question his mom and her date were past getting to know eachother and simply don’t have a problem hanging out with other people around.
I love how so many people were defending him cheating at a speedrun because "oh no he got doxxed" and then literally like 2 months later he gets outed as a groomer.
>defending him cheating
People were actually doing this? I can appreciate feeling sorry for the guy because he is way too stupid for his own good, but no one can defend him for such a flagrant disregard for the competitive spirit.
The speed running community, for one. And anyone who cares about anything legit as far as human capability is concerned, for another.
Cheating at anything competitive is so fucking lame and gay, especially if it is your intention to receive recognition for it. The guy is a total piece of shit, but the good news is that he's a very, very stupid piece of shit, which makes him practically harmless.
I mean if people were just like "doxxing is way worse" then i'd agree with that, but people were seriously asking for him to be reinstated because he was doxxed. it's actually ridiculous. people called me an asshole for saying that the guy cheated so he deserves his ban and have refused to apologize after he got outed.
literally cannot imagine caring this much about some homosexual eceleb
who is the bigger failure here really
some speedrunner or the people who obsess over his life
>The bleach AMV stuff
Oh come on. It’s blatantly obvious what happened. The dude was notorious for having a shitty relationship with his father so he just did this as a last “fuck you” to him. No fucking way did he do that shit with absolute sincerity.
The "masturbate to hentai" part is very exaggerated and takes away the very funny real story that is he decided to set up a projector with bleach AMVs since it's about the afterlife lmao
his mom was bawling her eyes out and asking why the fuck he is like this
Because A) he is an idiot with no sense of shame, B) he leaves his house and attends events, and C) he doesn't have any facial deformities that would scare a person off as soon as they look at him.
If his GF was actually hot I'd be amazed, but she's a 5/10 which is pretty much in his league as far as I can tell.
I feel like AGDQ knew he was a cheater and just let him on there for him to bomb live on stage. which is one of the only based things they've ever done if true.
The man failed the very first fucking jump, the one that just involves pressing the space bar a few seconds earlier so you don't hit your head on the ceiling and land on the pipes smoothly, and then he goes and just fucking drops the magnum in favor of the assault rifle EVERY SINGLE TIME, how the hell did they not notice?
>wears a dog collar charged with "moon energy" or something >really really creepy towards women he doesn't know >screamed at by his mom at 3 in the morning or something because all he does is lounge around and stream >i like that jump >iwata funeral stream
dear fucking god... years of these threads and everyone on Ganker is still a fucking RETARD. an endless wellspring of normalhomosexual retards on v trying to look superior when they are in fact total fucking LOSERS!
The image is a collage containing various screenshots and poorly formatted text. The speedrunner “Chibi” is being accused of cheating. The image is often posted on Ganker.org’s Ganker by their fans.
He asked what happened after. Not for some retards pedantic visual dismantling of the image and text.
Inability to read and understand social queues is a symptom of autism.
Retarded speedrunner is desperate for attention, and makes an ass of himself at GDQ. He's widely mocked by anyone with a passing interest in speedrunning after this, but he's happy to just get attention. A few months later, he's speedrunning paper mario, cheats, and does it in a very obvious manner. He's immediately caught, and ban from every single speedrunning leaderboard, causing his already depressing life to spiral further because despite being hated and mocked, they were the closest things to friends he had.
Retarded speedrunner is desperate for attention, and makes an ass of himself at GDQ. He's widely mocked by anyone with a passing interest in speedrunning after this, but he's happy to just get attention. A few months later, he's speedrunning paper mario, cheats, and does it in a very obvious manner. He's immediately caught, and ban from every single speedrunning leaderboard, causing his already depressing life to spiral further because despite being hated and mocked, they were the closest things to friends he had.
plus this
Yes, and he had the gall to cheat in front of the number 1 autist speedrunner of that specific game. And no, it wasn't by chance that he was watching, chibi actually fucking invited him and everything, i seriously don't know what the fuck he was thinking.
>I'm admitting to it. They were both faked. >Thank you.
LMAO. a fucking thank you. autists are fucking cringe, but at least they're direct and to the point
He became a meme, his entire existence has been reduced to being remembered as that autistic goof from the Toomba run.
And still, no one will remember (You)
Why was his punishment so harsh? I can think of at least a few cheaters who did worse, the Hispanic kid from the guitar hero PC knockoff, he went around claiming record after record and getting prize money from it, and if it wasn't because a TAS autist noticed he would have gotten away with it. Dude even denied it vehemently until they collected a bunch of evidence and confronted him with it. And he wouldn't have given the money back if people hadn't threatened to sue his ass back to mexico.
He only got banned from speedrunning that specific game, i forgot to mention that, not that it mattered since he nuked his accounts everywhere and quit. Chibi got banned from fucking everything even though he admitted to cheating as soon as tasmalleo called him out on it.
They may have decided to make their rules more strict as more and more cheaters kept popping up. I doubt they favored that dickhead Mexican more than a spineless cunt like Chibi, but that's just speculation at this point.
Them increasing the severity of penalties against cheaters is a pretty logical way to deal with it, though. It's a "give them an inch, they'll take a mile" sort of thing.
cheating is one thing
hyping it up saying you're gonna get WR and then inviting the best known speed runner for that game to your stream and blatantly cheating in front of them and trying to play it off is another thing
Just browse Ganker and you'll see this thread all the time. Chibi threads are comfy, though. For some reason, banding together to make fun of someone feels good.
Better than what, exactly? Is there something ITT for anyone who isn't batshit insane to be envious of? Because if there is, I sure as hell haven't seen it kek.
cosmo hasn't been relevant for close to a decade, that final "unbeatable" oot run was in 2014 and is completely shattered now. any% went from 18 minutes then to sub 5 minutes now
Obviously we all know what happened to Cosmic when he lost to JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS, but what about Siglemic? They were by far the two biggest speedrunners when it was a niche thing because they did the biggest games.
being a frycook on the side who doesn't gamble, spend money on beer, or any boomer trap, goes a long way
with mama's pension supporting you, you CAN afford an apartment with that kind of wage
did he actually cheat?
yeah he did
Wrong, he was coerced into a confession by an unhinged stalker autist trannyrunner
he used ocarina cheats
Is Billy busy covering for Chibi now?
nah he didn't
Billy...
Chibi please stop sending unsolicited nudes to women at anime conventions.
>women
Not at the age they were when he sent those pics to them
No. The community gaslighted him into believing he cheated because they were jealous of his pixel perfect jump.
Yes, and he had the gall to cheat in front of the number 1 autist speedrunner of that specific game. And no, it wasn't by chance that he was watching, chibi actually fucking invited him and everything, i seriously don't know what the fuck he was thinking.
This makes more sense, but also fuels his retardation. Why the fuck would you cheat and invite the one person who would know you're cheating?
you know What I always wondered what the fuck the guy was doing in there
and now I know, like Wtf Chibi? That's like inviting a Vietnam veteran to some drinks and lying about how you actually fought in the war too
>the number 1 autist speedrunner of that specific game
it's worse than that. that nigga malleo makes the vast majority of TAS for that specific game. So not only is he intricately familiar with the game at a frame-by-frame level, he's very familiar with the tools people use to manipulate the game as well since TAS nerds will frequently use cheats and hacks as a part of their R&D.
I figured malleo was suHispanicious of some random fucktard suddenly dropping good times and improving quickly and decided to lurk in the stream and observe first hand, but to learn chibi specifically invited him to watch him cheat provided me with a brand new reason to laugh at this retard.
He thought he'd get away with it and the guy would give him an unquestionable air of authenticity.
>gall to cheat in front of the number 1 autist speedrunner of that specific game
Not only that, but that autist was the one who DISCOVERED that skip. So that dude would 100% be the one who would know it was off.
It's painful to see autistic people have no self aware like this
I just wanna know how he didn't know she was seeing someone.
I don't know what you guys are talking about
this is SOVL
dude clearly has made his life a sad TV show and he is the GOAT
>i seriously don't know what the fuck he was thinking.
everything I've seen Ganker post about Chibi makes me think he is RIDICULOUSLY naive, like he thinks everything is just going to go his way smoothly despite cheating/acting like a loser
>inviting a turbo-autist speedrunner of a game to watch his speedrun and then cheating in front of him
>tweeting about bringing condoms to AGDQ
>inviting himself onto the couch during the Tomba speedrun despite knowing no one on the couch and needing to use "it's my birthday" as a way to get on there, and then constantly trying to make unfunny jokes because he's now in front of an audience and wants to show off
he's the king of wishful thinking, but I really don't understand how reality hasn't set in by this point and made him realise how much of a pathetic attention-seeking retard he's been? It's like he has no self-reflection whatsoever
chibi is autistic and thinks anime tropes could happen in real life. that's my assessment of him and his stupid antics.
>chibi is autistic and thinks anime tropes could happen in real life
Holy shit this makes too much sense. I know in the early days of Youtube he uploaded some videos where he wore a collar and talked about having a dark half or some chuuni bullshit like this, but that's not even the half of it. The Iwata funeral, his behavior at AGDQ, the way he talks with women; it's almost like he sees himself as the main character of a SOL anime about a social outcast who ends up amassing a harem by following his gut and being himself.
the dark moon energy collar shit is seriously too much to take in. the whole entire video must be satire but because it's chibi, i guess it's not
>The statistical likelihood that someone was autistic enough to know exactly what trick you were trying to execute and calls you out on not actually doing it
Just bad luck really.
He dug his own grave. If this
is true, then he may be one of the stupidest people on the internet, which is pretty based in it's own way.
He should get an award for that, if anything.
You can literally fucking google it, tasmalleo specializes on the paper mario games, of fucking course he would know if chibi used moonjump instead of doing a legit high jump.
Cunt destroyer here.
>the statistical likelihood of speedrunning a game while cheating and having someone watching who also speedruns the game
it was a brand new skip that was never done in a full run before because it requires 2 frame perfect inputs like an hour in
of course it's going to be noticed if you cheat like that
How would he even have cheated?
he gave himself a higher jump
Yes and admitted to it
Imagine being so paper mario autism that you can tell the frame was off
Chibi underestimated the community
He was stupid to think they'd overlook miracle frame cheats.
They're speedrunners. Miracle frame cheats are the only reason they're alive.
To be fair the giveaway is actually pretty simple. iirc it the trick would be successful at the apex of a jump, it wouldn’t work if you went any lower. when you get into the battle, just see if mario was in the process of going down and he wouldn’t make it. Of course this was spotted by the guy who fucking discovered the trick and spent hundreds of hours looking at it.
that jump was incredibly hard and would require massive concentration just to have a small chance of getting
yet his reaction was "huh i like that jump", trying to feign excitement in his monotonous autist voice
that was the greatest redflag
maybe he could have gotten away with it if he understood social cues and could fake tryharding and being hyped
It's hard to fake adrenaline, and when you're actually getting a world-record speedrun (legitimately) AND using an all-new skip technique for the first time in a good run, there's a lot of adrenaline.
Honestly it's just surprising that Chibi ever thought he'd get away with it. Ego is really the greatest source of naivete.
he invited the most primo autist who discovered that jump and faked it in the most half-hearted retarded way
the trick jump was 2 consecutive jumps that needed to use every frame of mario's upward momentum, to reach the top of a ledge. chibi used a moonjump cheat code and his mario had plenty of "fall down" frames to land onto the ledge, a clear tell to the one autismo in his chat who discovered the jump (that chibi invited to his stream) that it was fake as fuck
It always looks like he has a giant anime collar on the right pic.
It like like he's in a Yugioh thing, the pop filter creeping in looks like the back of a playing card
I've won this duel, yugi!
>Hmm, I'm going to think and comare the previous actions of the duel to compare. I think you may be disqualifiable.
God damn it, it shouldn't have worked as well as it did.
rip in neva
Whos is neva and how big are her tits?
>Its over, Yugi, the next attack will end you.
>Now... RIP IN NEVA!
haha
He did him a favor, he saved him from even greater shame in the future and taught him a valuable lesson about cheating.
Probably also indirectly saved him from trooning out.
Chibi is enjoying his trip to Japan right now while you losers drag on him for a mistake he made 10 years ago.
I've been to Japan, so do I get to shit on him?
Only if you didn't hurt your toe or keep your roommates up streaming bing bing wahoo in the room they were sleeping in.
Nice, I made the cut then.
Hey Chibi, you stink! You fuckin nerd.
Roommates in the very, very vague sense of the word since it was random people in somewhat of a makeshift hostel
>drag on him
speak like a normal human you ape
I'm so glad I'll never be as sad and pathetic as the speed running community in general.
Whats chibi been up to these days
trans now
Debunked
they said chibi (which also doesn't go by his old "chibinekodemyx" handle anymore), you people need to grow the fuck up and move on
Troon'd out.
erp
Where does he post now?
on
onlyfans
Non Shitpost answer
Chibi has been banned from all conventions in his local area because he keeps sending dick pics to random girls who attend conventions. He got a low-quality associate's degree in programming for 'video games' and is celebrating by somehow spending $10k on a 1 month trip to Japan.
Will the Japanese welcome a gaijin who goes by the moniker Chibi with open arms?
that was never his moniker in the first place, dumbass.
can't they report him to the police or something for harrasment?
>just wants to be a part of the community
>gets shrek'd
Truly a story for the ages.
>I am accusing you of cheating
Who the fuck actually talks like this?
A person who's accusing someone of cheating.
>Who the fuck actually talks like this?
it's TASMalleo aka someone who is far superior to every shitposter in this thread. someone who can write a genetic algorithm to determine optimal paper flying etc. someone with an engineer brain, someone who is just VASTLY SUPERRIOR TO EVERY FUCKING KEK IN THIS THREAD WHO THINKS THEY ARE BEING COOL BY PRETENDING THAT THEY AREN'T A CRINGE AUTIST. YOU ARE ALL FUCKING CRINGE.
TASMalleo, pls go.
This isn't wrong
TASMalleo, pls go.
'tism
I see you all watched that MagicMush video
He is funny in the wrong ways.
>So you are lying after admitting to lying which is further disrespect to me
There's no way that whoever wrote this isn't heavily autistic.
well duh, it's a speedrunner. A paper mario speedrunner at that.
Can someone give me an update on chibi? What's he been doing lately?
you just know what he's been doing
He's on Japan right now
Caveman turned out to be the tranny
The Iwata funeral stream is pure kino
I BELIEVE THE MORNING SUN
>"I am accusing you of cheating"
Only a terminal autist would talk like this
Or someone with authority.
apparently that person is a turbo autist that knows the game inside and out and scripted shit for a TAS of it, so yes
>Speedrunning
if the average speedrun time of a game is more than an hour and a half then it's not worth speedrunning
1 in 7.5 trillion? Dream’s just lucky
>You will never go to japan and ruin it by hurting your toe
>told you about stairs bro!!!!
Aaaah!!! Help!! I can't breathe! Help me goddess!!
nagger what the fuck are you doing?
*moans*
These guys really should make more of an effort not to let things like this get leaked, kek
ngl this shit is so fucking cringe
how do people get off to this, I've tried doing dirty talk with a girl before and felt so much shame afterwards.
through text it's literally impossible unless you're seriously deprived to the point that just seeing a curvy looking cloud in the sky would get you off
>literally impossible
If it's a person you really want to fuck then I imagine it can be pretty hot. Otherwise, I have no idea.
>literally impossible
you underestimate my power
Do you not imagination, bro?
It's easy. I've erped with tons of grils on FF14, Ganker kik threads, etc.
>he thinks those were girls
>I've erped with tons of grils on FF14
I'm sorry to break the news anon, but those were trannies.
Yeah those were all biological men, the real RP girls are all on Destiny 2
I only know this because I've met several actual girls on it and I've been with my girlfriend for almost 4 years after meeting her on it, started out as ERP between our characters
Woah really? So if I start playing Destiny 2 I might score an e-gf?
PC?
Yeah, especially since we now have AI to do that shit for FREE, locally so it can't be leaked and do it better than most women.
This shit walked, so AI porn chat bots could run.
...i just
>wow
I know right? Imagine not self inserting as the girl. What a fag.
He's just like me
>I'm going to die? Inside my goddess?
Remember when he did this?
Did he party crash his own mother's date?
Crazy watching tiny little screencaps like become retarded overblown gossip like
, as if he was cosplaying at some fanfy Italian restaurant interrupting an intimate dinner for two, and not simply cosplaying at a cosplay bar. The guy’s a mess but being put at a bar as an adult with your mom and her boyfriend oftentimes isn’t crazy at all, you guys just blow everything out of proportion and make shit up
chibi, c'mon man get it together
i know they're two screenshots next to each other but it looks like he's ERPing with himself lol
Did he get catfished here? How would this leak outside the person he was erping with leaking it lol.
he literally leaked his own nudes and you don't consider the possibility that he posted it himself in some discord like a badge of honor?
Excuse me for not following this autist every step of the way, anon.
Holy shit literal single sentence replies, no fucking wonder people go to AI for ERPing now if this is the alternative.
holy KINO, i'm now on his side over caveman
ahh ahh mistress
>I CANT BREATHE
>chibi and mustache guy are both trans now
Bullshit No way
Reminder that not only he went to Japan but also linked up with the annoying somali guy who's really, really hated there
annoying somali guy...?
When I went to japan in april I ran into an unbelievably annoying somali guy when I reached the airport. Could it be...
good chance, he was everywhere (I was really, really hoping he wouldn't pop up when I went to japan and thankfully he didn't)
it's john or johnny somali, there's videos of him being beaten up by yakuza and bosozoku
I don’t get it guys. How come Chibi hasn’t killed himself yet? The dude has literally everything going against him. He’s never gonna become anything more than a mediocre speedrunner, can’t get an actual job, his family hates him, has no actual friends, known as a laughing stock along with a sexpest, and he is incapable of having a relationship. How is he still alive? There are people who have far more that have killed themselves for far less. At least with people like Chris Chan, they’re deluded enough to believe that their situation is good, but Chibi seems too self aware for that. There is no light at the end of the tunnel for Chibi.
The gravity of his shameful life simply hasn't outweighed his desire to be an internet lolcow. He still believes he is gonna make it.
honestly he should've been vindicated just because of how autistic the guy is who accused him
if you can't expose someone cheating without being a fucking retard, then the person never cheated
simple as
Sup, Chibi. You are just as autistic as he is. You will never succeed in life.
>the whole "I'd really prefer it if you'd be quiet" stream
>paper mario cheating scandal
>mom yelling at him on stream because people were sending pizzas to his house
>sending dickpics to women at conventions
Why is it blunder-after-blunder with this dude?
You're forgetting one of his lowest moments.
>his mom gets a date
>for some fucking reason chibi decides to tag along, like he's a special needs kid or something
>but he's not just going with them and then fucking off to a barcade or something equally stupid, he's sitting in the same table
>this already guarantees his mom won't get laid
>but he goes the extra mile and goes dressed as the autist protag from cucksona 5
>iirc his mom never spoke to that man after that
But then again, she deserved it. Chibi's the one paying the bills and she has the gall to treat him like he's 5, i mean shit like not letting him stay up past 10 and yelling at him on the weekend if he decides to spend all day playing vidya.
>lowest moment
If anything the fact that Chibi pays the bills makes it an absolute chad move on his part.
Tagging along on your freeloader mother's date dressed as the fucking P5 protag just to ruin it is based
>Tagging along on your freeloader mother's date dressed as the fucking P5 protag just to ruin it is based
Top fucking kek, as far as power moves go it doesn't get much better than this. I wish the dude she went out on a date with had a written testimony on the matter, that shit would've been a goldmine to read.
>Chibi's the one paying the bills
when did he move in with his mom and start paying the bills? last I heard he lived in his brother's condo and kept getting annoyed because his room is next to the bathroom and he can hear his brother fucking his girlfriend in the shower.
That was a while back, after he got kicked out of the streamer house, the chibi saga has chapters.
I think they're called stratum when it involves constantly digging a hole
I just wanna say, I doubt chibi invited himself. Like, I really really doubt.
If anything, his mother was stupid enough to invite him. If else, her date said "yeah you could totally bring your son along!" because she mentioned him, because boomer women are terrible at omitting details for a date. And so she did.
We don’t know the story but it’s also not out of the question his mom and her date were past getting to know eachother and simply don’t have a problem hanging out with other people around.
I love how so many people were defending him cheating at a speedrun because "oh no he got doxxed" and then literally like 2 months later he gets outed as a groomer.
>defending him cheating
People were actually doing this? I can appreciate feeling sorry for the guy because he is way too stupid for his own good, but no one can defend him for such a flagrant disregard for the competitive spirit.
Who gives a shit about speed running records in the first place
The speed running community, for one. And anyone who cares about anything legit as far as human capability is concerned, for another.
Cheating at anything competitive is so fucking lame and gay, especially if it is your intention to receive recognition for it. The guy is a total piece of shit, but the good news is that he's a very, very stupid piece of shit, which makes him practically harmless.
I mean if people were just like "doxxing is way worse" then i'd agree with that, but people were seriously asking for him to be reinstated because he was doxxed. it's actually ridiculous. people called me an asshole for saying that the guy cheated so he deserves his ban and have refused to apologize after he got outed.
reminder
literally cannot imagine caring this much about some homosexual eceleb
who is the bigger failure here really
some speedrunner or the people who obsess over his life
THANK YOU.
Who gives a single shit what some autismo did on the internet. Unironically get a job.
nagger speaks like a redditor
>The bleach AMV stuff
Oh come on. It’s blatantly obvious what happened. The dude was notorious for having a shitty relationship with his father so he just did this as a last “fuck you” to him. No fucking way did he do that shit with absolute sincerity.
The "masturbate to hentai" part is very exaggerated and takes away the very funny real story that is he decided to set up a projector with bleach AMVs since it's about the afterlife lmao
his mom was bawling her eyes out and asking why the fuck he is like this
How the fuck did he get a girlfriend?
Because A) he is an idiot with no sense of shame, B) he leaves his house and attends events, and C) he doesn't have any facial deformities that would scare a person off as soon as they look at him.
If his GF was actually hot I'd be amazed, but she's a 5/10 which is pretty much in his league as far as I can tell.
I need context on the irl friend one and the boss one.
>Aquana
This is what you people come up with?!
thats it
he won
>2015
that's a tranny isn't it? well, better than nothing
>better than nothing
The worst part is Chibi isn't a bad looking guy he's just so fucking autistic
he put on some weight, his face has gotten puffy too
Yeah this, dude looks like Ashton Kutcher with crippling levels of tism.
>dates an obvious troon
oh the irony
>Undertale Trash
>Sans pfp
>Japanese cute emoticon
not his girlfriend, it's Caveman. He trooned out back in 2018. That was a pic from a few years ago where they ran into each other at PaxEast
also i trooned out, so it takes one to know one
>He trooned out back in 2018.
>pic is from 2015
hush now sweetie
It would be the greatest love story ever told if he ended up dating troon-man.
How the fuck did caveman out of all people troon out anyway
This relationship ended so badly he had to get his mom to break up with her for him.
That thing has a man face. It's a dude right?
What was he THINKING?????
I feel like AGDQ knew he was a cheater and just let him on there for him to bomb live on stage. which is one of the only based things they've ever done if true.
im surprised nobody has ever talked about it until now
The man failed the very first fucking jump, the one that just involves pressing the space bar a few seconds earlier so you don't hit your head on the ceiling and land on the pipes smoothly, and then he goes and just fucking drops the magnum in favor of the assault rifle EVERY SINGLE TIME, how the hell did they not notice?
>Drops the magnum for the AR
>Halo 1
Why would anybody do that ever? You don't need to be a speedrunner to know which gun shoot goodererer.
is kind of coincidental how like in most games pigs are evil.
>wears a dog collar charged with "moon energy" or something
>really really creepy towards women he doesn't know
>screamed at by his mom at 3 in the morning or something because all he does is lounge around and stream
>i like that jump
>iwata funeral stream
dear fucking god... years of these threads and everyone on Ganker is still a fucking RETARD. an endless wellspring of normalhomosexual retards on v trying to look superior when they are in fact total fucking LOSERS!
Good b8, it'll work
Tell me some unknown facts about Paper Mario
The jump wasn't that bad in all honesty.
He committed the cardinal sin of speedrunning: he cheated. No one will ever take you seriously after something like that.
Back story on this image? what happened
I don't follow speedrunning
The image is a collage containing various screenshots and poorly formatted text. The speedrunner “Chibi” is being accused of cheating. The image is often posted on Ganker.org’s Ganker by their fans.
Can I help you with anything else?
He means what happened after you dumb retard
I’m sorry. I’m still learning and sometimes I make mistakes. Would you like me to search online?
He asked what happened after. Not for some retards pedantic visual dismantling of the image and text.
Inability to read and understand social queues is a symptom of autism.
Retarded speedrunner is desperate for attention, and makes an ass of himself at GDQ. He's widely mocked by anyone with a passing interest in speedrunning after this, but he's happy to just get attention. A few months later, he's speedrunning paper mario, cheats, and does it in a very obvious manner. He's immediately caught, and ban from every single speedrunning leaderboard, causing his already depressing life to spiral further because despite being hated and mocked, they were the closest things to friends he had.
cheers
This
plus this
Thanks.
here
https://youtu.be/o1BBiPeDXM0?si=UUAdk4YGJWjRajJM
>I'm admitting to it. They were both faked.
>Thank you.
LMAO. a fucking thank you. autists are fucking cringe, but at least they're direct and to the point
He became a meme, his entire existence has been reduced to being remembered as that autistic goof from the Toomba run.
And still, no one will remember (You)
fucking lol
>I would really prefer if you'd stop cheating
Br00tal
Why was his punishment so harsh? I can think of at least a few cheaters who did worse, the Hispanic kid from the guitar hero PC knockoff, he went around claiming record after record and getting prize money from it, and if it wasn't because a TAS autist noticed he would have gotten away with it. Dude even denied it vehemently until they collected a bunch of evidence and confronted him with it. And he wouldn't have given the money back if people hadn't threatened to sue his ass back to mexico.
>sue his ass back to Mexico
>forced him to give the money back
Sounds like they pwned that guy pretty hard, though.
He only got banned from speedrunning that specific game, i forgot to mention that, not that it mattered since he nuked his accounts everywhere and quit. Chibi got banned from fucking everything even though he admitted to cheating as soon as tasmalleo called him out on it.
They may have decided to make their rules more strict as more and more cheaters kept popping up. I doubt they favored that dickhead Mexican more than a spineless cunt like Chibi, but that's just speculation at this point.
Them increasing the severity of penalties against cheaters is a pretty logical way to deal with it, though. It's a "give them an inch, they'll take a mile" sort of thing.
cheating is one thing
hyping it up saying you're gonna get WR and then inviting the best known speed runner for that game to your stream and blatantly cheating in front of them and trying to play it off is another thing
i will simply not play a game fast
Anyone know where Chibi is now? What's his life ambition? What does he do for a living?
He's trying to use his programming course to land a job in Japan so he can apply for a work visa and live there
just go to kiwi farms instead of shitting up Ganker with this off topic garbage. reported.
I would really prefer if you would be quiet.
announcing a report is against the rules bucko. you're finished
>just go to kiwi farms
That place is a cesspool.
It's better than Ganker.
Not really. They're both bad. Kiwisharts has more schizoposters
Meh, only in the A&N section. And at least trolls and bad faith actors actually get banned there.
it's the last good place on the internet
>using forums
How about no.
As much as I enjoy laughing at retards on the internet, I am not going to make a fucking forum account for it.
Plus Null is an anime hating failed normie moralfag.
Somebody post the screencap of the guy showing his true autismo colors when talking to Chibi through messaging.
dude needs to stay off the internet, he's done so much embarrassing shit
why is this exact same thread made like 30 times per month
autism sufferers like familiarity, they don't like new things
proof? show the archives or shut up
Just browse Ganker and you'll see this thread all the time. Chibi threads are comfy, though. For some reason, banding together to make fun of someone feels good.
yeah well you know what? there's a website called kiwifarms and i think you should take this shit there instead.
I ASKED for proof
you showed none
defeat
Better than what, exactly? Is there something ITT for anyone who isn't batshit insane to be envious of? Because if there is, I sure as hell haven't seen it kek.
You're right, I'd die fast in a giant's pussy. Chibi knows what he's doing.
good shit anon
?si=q3tJM9gsI_kZe0Tq
good summary of all his autistic shit
Speaking of speed runners is the LOZ Wind Waker and Ocarina of Time cosmos guy still active?
Kind of. He speedruns Forspoken now.
cosmo hasn't been relevant for close to a decade, that final "unbeatable" oot run was in 2014 and is completely shattered now. any% went from 18 minutes then to sub 5 minutes now
Obviously we all know what happened to Cosmic when he lost to JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS, but what about Siglemic? They were by far the two biggest speedrunners when it was a niche thing because they did the biggest games.
Why did he break up with the retarded girl she was pretty cute.
her feet
#t=17m14s
Every Chibi thread I learn something hilarious and new about his life
And then I completely forget he exists until the next thread comes around
I'm exactly like chibi but not famous so thankfully my embarrassing nonsense is unknown to most people
reminder that even if caveman didn't troon out, he became a redditor, and more importantly, removed the iconic stache
a moment of silence please.
i would really prefer it if you'd be quiet
So they're both gone from the internet now?
I hope he tries to cheat in the remake eventually.
how do i get as powerful as Chibi?
Post the same image over and over for years.
He is not a clever man.
Where does he make his money though
being a frycook on the side who doesn't gamble, spend money on beer, or any boomer trap, goes a long way
with mama's pension supporting you, you CAN afford an apartment with that kind of wage
Damn I need to cut out the booze and cigarettes.
booze will age you so cut it out
t. addicted
Drugs do not booze