I love her so much bros.

I love her so much bros.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that shoulder to hip ratio
    >her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >anon afraid of an imaginary woman's shoulders being wider than his
      lol
      lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ywnbaw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/fTmTTUg.jpg

      I love her so much bros.

      Here is a small detail about why her body is fucked

      Ubishit wanting to rush the development and cut funds, gave the same male skeleton for all NPC's and enemies ingame giving them fucked up proportions which people mocked all time at release.
      once the models were ripped, an R34 artist picked her model and replaced the shitty skeleton with a female one, and it unfucked her proportions to the point she even grew a bit and got curves.

      Ubisoft is using this garbage since then to rush AC releases because the baguette chuds there hates rigging female only skeletons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she is meant to be a warrior, her body looks peak performance for a female, female performance is correlated with manliness, that's something Gankerizens and musclegirl lovers fail to understand

      picrel has a body very suited for high level swimming competitions, and as such her frame resembles a male's. female athleticism is correlated with a sharp decrease in femininity

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wnat to lick her clean

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my body looks exactly like his

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you posting the Christian flag of the Hellenic Republic? You're not one of those fags that tries to argue that said country has anything in common with Classical Greece are you? Because you'd have to be retarded, or worse, gre*k.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just saved this pic from google images, you schizo. It greatly showcases her beautiful face.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It does, but it is Greek propaganda and has no place in the world.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hold on guys the american culture expert logged on

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          OK so in your criticism of my argument, you're saying that the 2,000 year old predecessors of the Lenape people and modern New Yorkers are the same people.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nice false equivalency
            Has there been a similar population migration in greece (or anywhere in the world) to the scale of the americas you fucking moron?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not a false equivalency.
              Yes there has.
              Different language, different culture, different religion, different worldview, different economy, different genetic makeup, different everything.
              But ok, demon, I will admit, I only mentioned America because you misgendered me as one, but a better equivalency would be the people that built Stonehenge. I was born and raised in Gloucestershire from a family that has lived in Wiltshire for at least 500 years, and I don't think I have anything in common with those people that built Stonehenge, a henge'sthrow away from me.
              I also think that the people that visit Stonehenge on the summer solstice are colossal gays that should be gassed, in a similar manner to the modern Greeks who identify with Leonidas, who would most assuredly consider them barbarian scum.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Alright, I'll bite, where did modern greeks came from?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Turkey

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Where did modern Wiltshireans come from?
                >inb4 Somalia, yes Swindon is a shithole.
                While there have been major immigrations over the years, most notably the Normans, but the original ancient British stock is still there. If I had a perfect family tree, I probably would be able to see that I am actually descended from a guy that helped build Stonehenge. Doesn't mean the race has changed beyond all recognition.
                The Greeks had a long history of bringing slaves from all over, and migrants from all over, especially Albania, and was colonized by the Romans and the Ottomans.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Different language
                It's the same language that has evolved. Do you consider medieval english and modern to be completely separate languages?
                >different religion
                That is true across Europe
                >different worldview, different culture
                Yeah, no shit 2000 years have passed
                >different economy
                Wow, you're telling me that modern greeks don't trade oil in amphorae with wooden ships what a shocker
                >different genetic makeup
                False
                https://www.science.org/content/article/greeks-really-do-have-near-mythical-origins-ancient-dna-reveals

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I, and everyone not a blithering spastic consider Old English to be a completely seperate language to Modern English.
                >Hwæt. We Gardena in geardagum, þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon, hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon.
                >That is true across Europe
                Yeah moron and I'd argue that modern Norwegians are not the same people as their ancient or medieval Norsemen.
                The Greeks barely saw themselves as one entity, but one city vs another, just with a shared language and a few poems, and similar religions.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    t. homosexual

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no Med gf

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw got med gf
        it's pretty great

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i know from a save source that this artist will pair up Kassandra with a Minotaur

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No matter what they do they cannot resist it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's hot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's hot

      shalom

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no armpit hair, belly hair, forearm hair, leg hair, pussy hair...
    What's the point of making these detailed models and then waxing them from the neck down like 21st century prostitutes?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I buy Origins or Odyssey

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you like Rome, Egypt or Greece?
      I prefer Odyssey>Origins>Valhalla.
      Honestly a lot of the "muh levelling" isn't so bad, you don't have to grind xp, you can just do the sidequests, which aren't as good as Witcher 3, but it certainly feels like it's more inspired by Witcher 3 than by... Y'know... Assassin's Creed,

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like all 3. I want Greece the most I suppose but I don't know if I'm missing out if I skip Origins. Maybe I could play Origins later? Thanks anon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just get the Greece one, the story really isn't that all connected.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Story's not connected. Honestly you could play Origins first and still feel like you're missing out on a lot because it's not really fleshed out who the fuck the modern day protagonist or or any of that.
            Ignore the modern day stuff, it has one semi kino moment, but if you're new/lapsed to AC, you play someone from a big company that makes historical fiction videogames (Not fucking kidding, it's shit)
            Also the main game in Odyssey is actually set before Origins, so really you're not missing anything.

            Thank you frens. I got AC Odyssey PS4 for $13 off ebay

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Now if you don't play as Kassandra I will fucking come to your house and murder you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh no haha please don't kill me anon haha i really wouldn't enjoy that haha.

                Of course I will play as Kassandra

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Story's not connected. Honestly you could play Origins first and still feel like you're missing out on a lot because it's not really fleshed out who the fuck the modern day protagonist or or any of that.
          Ignore the modern day stuff, it has one semi kino moment, but if you're new/lapsed to AC, you play someone from a big company that makes historical fiction videogames (Not fucking kidding, it's shit)
          Also the main game in Odyssey is actually set before Origins, so really you're not missing anything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Moose

      Origins is better for the characters, map, side content that's not side quests, overall gameplay, and DLC.
      Odyssey is better for the combat since the abilities add more variety and side quests.

      Origins is an AC game, Odyssey is a fantasy game that could lose the AC moniker and no one would notice until pretty much the end of the game if the two scenes of Layla were taken out from the early game. With Odyssey you have to make sure you're okay with the most repetition of the entire AC series because they reuse a lot of content and you will be seeing the same copy paste sanctuaries with the same guard layouts, the same snake mazes, and the same faction forts/camps.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Odyssey is a fantasy game that could lose the AC moniker and no one would notice
        And that's a good thing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But if you like Ancient Greece, it's kino.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Moose

          I mean yeah, they recreate a lot of the classic stories and you meet a lot of the characters, but at the same time you only meet a lot of the characters once or twice in the entire game with Plato literally being there for like four lines. They also don't really diversify the actual small towns which drove me nuts. They all seem to have the exact same style of house with the exact same dimensions when Origins had a lot of architectural diversity in the shape and size of buildings. It felt like Odyssey had the same four buildings they shuffled on repeat. Even when you go to the opposite of the end of the map like to Lesbos they still have the same exact houses as Kephallonia as if Greece has exactly one architect and that's it.

          >really enjoyed both origins and odyssey
          >fucking hated valhalla even though it's the exact same
          I hate that it's their most successful one because it's trash and one of the worst in the series.

          >It keeps getting updates.
          >They just added a roguelite mode like a week ago.
          I hated the story and characters but the rest was fine. I just want them to stop, please. I've had enough of Valhalla already. I appreciate new content but I'm so sick and tired of vikings, England, and the Norse religion. It doesn't help that as soon as you die in two runs of the roguelite mode you already have enough Memories to make yourself disgustingly overpowered and you never lose after that even if you use the armor you get from beating Hel that exists solely to nerf you.
          It's been nearly 480 hours of gameplay to 100% this damn game, enough is enough already.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wanted to like Valhalla, but I'm from England, and my hometown of Cirencester not being in the game was retarded, and London to Stonehenge is apparently only 1km, and you can get the best weapons in the game immediately as you start, but getting Excalibur isn't rewarding because it's still sluggish and not great, compared to using twin daggers, which replenish your stamina when you hit someone with it. So you speed attack someone 5 times in a second, and that restores your stamina rather than taking it away, which only happens when you dodge, so you dodge an attack, then spam your daggers at your opponent, and combat is solved, there's nothing else to it. At least with Odyssey there was some semblance of wait, dodge, counter.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >really enjoyed both origins and odyssey
        >fucking hated valhalla even though it's the exact same
        I hate that it's their most successful one because it's trash and one of the worst in the series.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Origins is trash for all the reasons you listed as positive. It's mindnumbingly boring, tedious, has shit pacing, shit pay-off, shit characters - save for a hottie Cleopatra.

        Thanks for using a tripcode. Filtered.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks moose. I already bought the odyssey for ps4. Keep up the good work

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Very attractive but I'm not gay so he's all yours

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >her
    Literally a man and uses the male MCs body mesh.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alexios!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Better character.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah is walkuilg like he will shit imjvhx
      self

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no u

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you cant make difference , you're ready to take a dick

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How annoying is the naval combat in Odyssey? I loved Origins but I absolutely hated the naval combat segments and that game only forced me to do it like twice out of 40+ hours of gameplay. Odyssey having an entire upgrade system dedicated to ship battles makes me a bit worried as I assume it will force me way more often to engage with that mini game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's ok. Most of the time I would just ram into boats and then just board them. Most naval combat is avoidable anyway.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Moose

      It's the exact same as Origins except you know how Origins had the cannon on Aya's ship that could deal like 30% of a ship's health every once in a while to actually make the fights less damage spongy? Yeah, you have none of that. The only sort of equivalent you get is a flamethrow that is borderline unusable. You also tend to deal less damage overall to enemy ships and if you want to deal any reasonable damage you have to spam adrenaline-based attacks which build slowly. The ships also level match to you so you will never overpower them and it's a constant cat and mouse game of defending them either ramming or spamming everything you have then defending. It gets even less fun when more than one ship is involved.

      Most of the combat is avoidable though, pirate ships are the only things that ever aggro to you and they're pretty much just placed in areas to dissuade you from going to them early and that's it. I can think of like maybe three pirate ship spawns in the entire map.

      I wanted to like Valhalla, but I'm from England, and my hometown of Cirencester not being in the game was retarded, and London to Stonehenge is apparently only 1km, and you can get the best weapons in the game immediately as you start, but getting Excalibur isn't rewarding because it's still sluggish and not great, compared to using twin daggers, which replenish your stamina when you hit someone with it. So you speed attack someone 5 times in a second, and that restores your stamina rather than taking it away, which only happens when you dodge, so you dodge an attack, then spam your daggers at your opponent, and combat is solved, there's nothing else to it. At least with Odyssey there was some semblance of wait, dodge, counter.

      Dual daggers are some of the worst weapons in the game because of the chip damage and the worst range in the game.
      Dual spears are the most broken weapons of the game followed by flail + Gae Bolg, dual greatswords, dual aetgirs, dual scythes, dual bearded axes, and Mjolnir + either another hammer or a bearded axe/sword (Though the swords have terrible abilities).

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >asscreed
    >ubishit
    >open-world snoozefest
    gay

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thinly veiled AC thread
    Odyssey was peak arpg AC. Valhalla sucked ass and i think that's the reason they haven't ported it over to steam.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i think that's the reason they haven't ported it over to steam.
      no they just want all pc users on their shitty bloatware client

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and that too but i think they're too scared of real reviews

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          actual retard

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ill be honest guys, Assassins creed died after Rogue, or Black Flag

    Also fuck the real life segments, nobody wants to play as some basedboy in the real world

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Shields in origins
    >Shields in valhallah
    >no shields in Odyssey
    >The one setting where you'd have a shit ton of shield designs to pick from

    Hey let's do an edo assassin's creed where you can't ever use a katana.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A very handsome boy but I am not gay unfortunately, you can suck his dick.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's not real. And if [email protected] wasn't woke and pozzed, you'd see more of GigaChad Alexios.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    best girl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's a d00d

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thats a man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nope

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no interest in playing Origins or Valhalla. Odyssey was a masterpiece.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that there's no penalty for having her dressed only in a bikini (Or a bikini with an oiled up body) makes me very happy. Wish I could mod a console version to have her nude, but alas.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Based

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you talk like a gay and your shit is all retarded

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well some girls are beyond 6 foots

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not the real disscution but "The lighhouse" is one of the best film i ever saw.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Need a Kass wife that does everything for me.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm afraid you lust after a man's body, making OP a literal gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally what

      [...]
      Here is a small detail about why her body is fucked

      Ubishit wanting to rush the development and cut funds, gave the same male skeleton for all NPC's and enemies ingame giving them fucked up proportions which people mocked all time at release.
      once the models were ripped, an R34 artist picked her model and replaced the shitty skeleton with a female one, and it unfucked her proportions to the point she even grew a bit and got curves.

      Ubisoft is using this garbage since then to rush AC releases because the baguette chuds there hates rigging female only skeletons.

      said

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not false not true

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I would like to do cunnilingus.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i would like a little fight before sex, i or her will loose and make anything.
            (i would win)

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >eggs
    not a trannies here but eggs dont exist in the mamal world, thats why we are mamals we dont shit eggs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Latin name for the egg cell is ovum, which stands for, obviously, egg.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >egg.
        ok but egg doesnt exist in mamals

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It does in a form different from reptilian and bird eggs. There are also platypuses who are egg-laying mammals.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Lays eggs in your path
          >"Nothin' personal, kid"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >>Lays eggs in your path
            have you see a egg from women you chicken rapist

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      theres a woman with this body that works out at the same time as I do and she will never know how much i desire her as we both have wedding rings on

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOO YOU HAVE TO PLAY AS THE WOMAAAAN REEEE
    >LETS MAKE A DLC SO SHE IS THE CANON WE NEED HER TO BE THE CANON BECAUSE CHUDS DID NOT PLAY AS HER REEEEE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I don't understand why are they mentally ill, they should be grateful that game is not historically accurate becasue then the chick wouldn't be playable. so if we logically think Alexios would be canon.

      When game devs are more stubborn and ignorant than Ganker

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's such a qt, devs thought they will just reduce her tits and men won't lust after her, lmao

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's perfect, the most attractive female ever to grace vidya

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah she has not super titties, shes cute because shes strong and has weaknesses

      Best character ubisoft created, but as always they ruined this all

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >posts an idealized more hourglass off-model render with cowtits that she wouldn't have with such level of body fitness unless she was a 0,01% genetic outlier or a modern instagram fitness model with fake tits
      you don't like her, you like her porn edits you beat your meat to

      nah she has not super titties, shes cute because shes strong and has weaknesses

      Best character ubisoft created, but as always they ruined this all

      >shes cute because shes strong
      If she is strong then she isn't cute, a strong female is the antithesis of a cute female. Cute, attractive or hot females would be petite or chubby, both with neotenous FACIAL traits (neoteny in the body is also bad, contrary to what unapologetic pedophiles on Ganker think).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know what you're trying to suggest, but Ganker's "beauty" ideals are as fucked up as Ganker's, but for different reasons. Ganker likes masculine women, Ganker likes undeveloped children and plastic surgery

          Lynda Carter was a beautiful woman on her prime, and her body was a proof of how neoteny on the body decreases a female appeal, neotenous female bodies don't have a hip-waist ratio like this.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They gave her such a beautiful face but really fucked up with the man body
    Does anyone have the images from that one guy who managed to remove the clothes from the in game model?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >man body
      *athletic female body

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's perfect

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good morning
    i would like to have 01 (one) fit brown gf
    thank you

    t. some white dude

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kassie is not brown.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        looks brown, works for me

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if Kass rarely baths. yuck

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Moose

      She got Greenie'd, that can't happen.

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