i love this game so much

i love this game so much

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like my memories of playing the game more than I do the actual game. The core mechanic just isn't interesting enough and it's aged horribly now.

    The OST is still perfect however. Same with Mafia 3.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like the setting a lot

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >disjointed nu-Rockstar story that felt like it was written by 10 people
    >"""revolutionary""" motion capture gimmick that has already aged terribly and looks downright goofy
    >worse vehicle handling than GTA 4 and even 5
    >boring and tedious cover shooter sequences
    >boring, tedious and repetitive foot chases
    >clue system that is neither complex nor challenging
    I remember finishing the game on a weekend and being like "what the frick was even that?" and then never going back to it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Filtered. Absolute kino game. Way better than Red Dead 2 and GTAV. Very glad it came to switch cus mt PC copy crashes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you got filtered because... YOU JUST DID, OKAY??
        pathetic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I remember thinking that I would have to look for subtle clues and contradictions during the interrogation sequences but all you had to do is look at how much their eyes are comically shifting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dont forget the snoozefest of cutscenes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        These are unironically more effective than any sleeping pills
        I promise you this anons

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This. I lower the volume, find a vid that does box fan noises and sleep so good. I love this game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        These are unironically more effective than any sleeping pills
        I promise you this anons

        >fall asleep still finish the interrogation
        Kek and people mock actual walking simulators.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wait a moment, over 15 hours of cut scenes, is this true?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      These are all true but there's nothing else remotely like it so I still enjoy it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>"""revolutionary""" motion capture gimmick that has already aged terribly and looks downright goofy
      I guess there's a contrarian for everything I guess.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's not wrong

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        some characters look good and some goofy. honestly I think it depends on the skill of the actor

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    needs a sequel based in late 1960s los angeles

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >70s New York
      >80s miami
      90s LA
      holy kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >90s LA
        Would be too much Bloodz and Crips gang violence, kind of a sensitive topic in today's political climate. Also LA riots and rooftop koreans which would be kino.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Great game, but very flawed. One of my faves.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shame it will never get a sequel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      meet the new protagonist!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair "sassy black policewoman" is a common trope in a lot of police procedurals

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    VR is pretty fun but the controls are janky. It takes a while to get used to is it but its worth it on sale.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like Jack Kelso and I much more preferred Phelps over him.

    And frick Roy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked playing as a heavily flawed character like Cole. As much as Kelso would have been the easier choice it probably would have been a dull story.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We really need another Police Quest game.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who wins?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for me its
      ƎЯIOIOIRE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      LAMAJ has two guns, but ƎЯIOIOIRE looks fricking bulletproof

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >dex vs str

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kino

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    was obsessed with this game back when it came out. can't believe it made being in LA enjoyable

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >start playing this game
    >i know through obvious clues they're giving me what happened in the case
    >try to accuse the guy
    >I can't because I didn't "Gather enough clues" yet
    >have to walk him through conversation trees until he says the wrong thing

    the concept just didn't work and can't work within the next 10 or so years. needs text to speech, variability, shit like that.

    combat sections were bad and ruined the game further. shouldn't be in the game

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You frick young boys, OP?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have absolutely nothing to play and have had this lying around for years and have been debating playing it for the last week. How long does it take to "get in to" so to speak

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Game has 2 tutorial cases. First one is barbones. But the second one is more representative of what the game will be like. It's pretty memetic too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you cant get into it, its an absurd fever dream of npc faces hovering uncannily

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Phelps, badge 1247.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How can I help, Detective?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm replaying it in black and white. playing in color just feels wrong now that I'm used to it. Give it a go, friends

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Phelps. Bekowsky. LAPD. Would you happen to know anything about the off-topic /misc/ thread that was posted last night?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rusty is my favorite partner.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      rusty is everyone's favorite partner. women love him

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've restarted this like 3 separate times and always quit around the last desk appointment

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We made it.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >i love this game so much
    Bullshit you haven't thought about L.A. Noire in years until Youtube recommended that one guy's recent video about the game.

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