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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jenkins was taken from us too soon. Should have killed Kaidan.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It shouldn't have killed jenkins, that exact enemy does frick all for damage in the same level and jenkins was hit for like 3 seconds before dying. "Ripped through his shield", how? Why is this shield ripping technology only used on one turret on one planet once ever?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Alliance was a bit pressed for resources and was trying new things at the time. Jenkins was a field tester for the new paper armor

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Captain Anderson gave the go ahead to put Jenkins in paper armor and put him in a combat situation
          LMAO

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shields flat out don't work in cutscenes. There's a whole lot of cutscenes in the series where someone shoots someone once with a pistol and instantly kills them instead of having to shoot them 10 times to break through their shields first, including the cutscene where Nihilus dies.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe the shields don't work from behind?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            We know from the gameplay that they do though, and I'm pretty sure a few people get shot from the front in cutscenes.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe the shields don't work from behind?

          We know from the gameplay that they do though, and I'm pretty sure a few people get shot from the front in cutscenes.

          Shields work in a cutscene only once in that asteroid DLC for the first game.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            My homie you litterally shoot numerous times at people through out the series and nothing happens, shepard just usually stops after firing once or twice, for example on Virmire you stop blasting Saren for no reason

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          they do work in cuscenes pretty often though
          they don't work if you shoot someone point blank, that's about it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, Jenkins died for you? That sucks.
      Jenkins was a great character, my favorite moment was in ME2 when you go to Omega, you lose track of him, then find him later in the afterlife bar being seduced by a pair of Turian women.
      Was cool how he was always so upbeat and eager, helped balance out the heavy stuff and man, those situations he'd always wind up in were great.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        His funniest dialogue was when he talked to Garrus how he should introduce him to Solana.
        The thirst for Turian pussy was real.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you schizophrenic

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No? Wait, you didn't play through the series with Kaidan did you?
          Oh man. That's the most boring playthrough.
          So much more stuff happens if you save Jenkins instead.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He’s doing a bit anon. It’s not very funny but…that’s true for most stuff on this site.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If only we had a ME1 where we could sacrifice Ashley for a Nihlus squadmate

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember playing this and thinking this guy was going to be teaching you the ropes in a generic sort of tutorial way and being amazed that they killed him off immediately.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >here to observe how you handle yourself on a mission
    >mission is "stand around while a forklift operator loads the beacon onto the Normandy"
    >suddenly all hell breaks loose
    >the perfect chance to actually observe how you handle yourself on a real mission
    >fricks off instantly

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A part of being a Spectre is dealing with the people. He wanted to see how Shepard would handle some colonists.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He wanted to see how Shepard reacted to himself getting shot in the head.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Got me to chuckle you absolute fricker

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >me when I'm with a woman
    >"I cum faster on my own"
    Eheheh

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have any of you tried leaving Liara trapped in the containment cell until later in the game, if you take too long she goes crazy and can't be romanced thinking everything is her imagination

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's kinda funny.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always loved that none of these nu-sjw crybabies picked up on the fact that Ashley was supposed to be the real protagonist of the story, until Shepard stole her Prophean limelight. This is a real goldmine for those frickers. Would probably be kino following Giga Stacy Prophet like her and uncovering the mystery

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shepard throwing Ashley out of the way to get hit by the thing himself always made me laugh
      >HEY I'M THE main character HERE FRICK OFF THIS IS FOR ME

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jej

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ashley only approaches it if you're playing male Shepard, Kaiden approaches if you're playing as female Shepard.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Deepest lore. I never played femshep in my twenty something playthroughs.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    my hips are moving on their own

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      l-lewd..

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reach or flexibility?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I MOVE FASTER ON MY OWN
    >slowly waddles off screen

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Moves in and out of cover and gets maybe 2 minutes ahead of Shepard despite being dropped off closer and having a 10 minute head start.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's dropped further off from the Beacon, since Normany is flying towards it, not away

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skipper

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Foab, your art hasn't improved since like 2017, just go away dude.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      l-lewd..

      Do we have the go ahead to dump lewd art?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry. I've got everything under control.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ME4 better have a hot Turian babe I can bang.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >his Jenkins didn't survive

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone wants a spiky girlfriend, huh?

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill batarians

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can I turn race traitor and kill Femshep, instead?

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly having Jenkins around could have been better than ugh I have a headache man.
    He got better in 3 but that brought his inner gay too so not sure.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying this was not absolute kino

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was absolutely gay.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    so did the bullet to the back of his head

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