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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oof thread

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Then why don't you teleport in a puff of smoke as koroks tend to?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      packpack 2 big. ;-;

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOTAL KOROK DEATH

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      So simple but it sends a strong message

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm really glad that the korok events revealed how many soulless third-worlders play the game.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone dropped the penguin off the ledge in Mario 64

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love the koroks, ever since wind waker, but i also love to hate them

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is hardly baby monkey torture. It's goofy slapstick violence against resilient, cutesy video game critters.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >baby monkey torture
          Should I post the videos?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            no

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Please don’t

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you have pitbull torture videos

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      do these just respawn when you come back later?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, they never die so you can abuse them and not feel guilty

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people hate these leafs so much?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they’re buttholes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >climb up to cool high spot expecting something secret
      >its just some fricking talking stump that gives you a turd

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        that in turn lets you expand your weapon/shield slots

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seriously, that's useful as frick in that game. Koroks and their shit seeds were more useful than most of the rewards in Elden Ring which didn't even work with my build.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you know there's a korok under the rock
        >you know it's going to give you a korok seed
        >you know you don't need more korok seeds and you aren't going to get them all
        >when you pick up the rock and get a korok seed you don't need, this is the korok's fault and not yours

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        bigger inventory in a game like this is always great. that means koroks are great. i wish they were sexier though.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They look just like wind waker Koroks so I can’t hate them

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >koroks
        >great deku tree
        >rito
        >medli (vah medoh)
        >rock salt is literally everywhere in hyrule after a sea drained
        >colgera is a flying ice version of molgera and reprises a piece of molgera's music + the dragon roost riff
        >ganondorf's new samurai theme is a reference to his wind waker look
        i love wind waker so much

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also adding the Tunic of the Wind

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            That one, the Zelda 1 tunic, and Link's own Wild tunic (that's borderline identical to the Zelda 1 tunic anyways) look the best on him imo
            He doesn't have features angular enough to pull off the Ocarina of Time set, Skyward Sword's set looks pretty goofy, Twilight Princess's looks good on him but the bracer being on his right arm and not his left riles up my autism since he's not left handed

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I should note that the Champion's Leathers + Hylian Trousers would look phenomenal on him if I could DYE THE FRICKING THING GREEN and wear it with the Wild hat

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Wild Hat?
                What's that?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Link's Wild set from the previous game, you got it from completing all shrines. In Tears you get each piece in the Depths each piece is underneath one of the Great Skeletons in Hebra, Gerudo desert, and Eldin

                Has defense equal to a Soldier's set, shares the same upgraded set bonus as all the other Link reference sets, and the cap uses BOTW/TOTK Link's bangs.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                never finished all the shrines. only did the main quests 😛 looks nice however i dont like the shorts. the hylian pants would look nice.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >set bonus is just attack+1

                What bullshit, especially considering the dragon part grinding

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's essentially a better Soldier set. There doesn't seem to be any information on what the Attack Up that's shared across all the Link sets actually does, but it has the Soldier defense with an attack-up set effect, so it's better.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                From what I've read it's just the +20%, and it doesn't go past the cap with food.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                More useful than the Master Sword beam increase it had in the previous game at least.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I love the wild set but I still can't get into the shorts

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Twilight Princess's looks good on him but the bracer being on his right arm and not his left riles up my autism since he's not left handed

              That annoyed me too, and I figured it was because they based it off the Gamecube version where he is left-handed, but, nope, TP Link just always has his bracer on the wrong arm, and I didn't notice until now.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>rock salt is literally everywhere in hyrule after a sea drained

    • 10 months ago
      Moose

      >Anywhere you think something interesting might be they're there.
      >The entire landscape is littered with nothing but random rocks, metal balls tied to trees, circles of rocks, groups of three unnatural trees, plates with food except for one plate, and more that make you know there's a Korok there.
      >You have to do these puzzles on repeat and there's only like ten variants of the puzzles with an extremely rare change up like every 300 or so you do.
      >You need to collect at least a hundred or more of their seeds to have even like half the slots in each section of your inventory.
      >100% runs require you to get 400 something completely worthless ones after you've maxed out your entire inventory rather than just making the rest disappear and say they "found their way home".
      >YA-HA-HA.

      Wind Waker Koroks are the only good Koroks. BotW and TotK Koroks should be genocided out of existence except for the Deku Tree ones. The Deku Tree ones are saints compared to the others, especially the bed and store ones in BotW. I will defend those lovable scamps with my life.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they found their way home
        This would have been the smart way to handle it. Really any indication in-game that it's not necessary to collect any more would be acceptable.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i had to watch some cringe dance just because i wanted my inventory bigger

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      As soon as new slots started costing like 6 seeds each I stopped giving a shit about them.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    YAHAHA! YOU FOUND ME! NOW WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ON THE BED? =3 POMF

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Help me understand how battery drain works:
    Is it literally 1-to-1 for every item you have attached to a vehicle?
    I'm mainly asking for shit like Zonai Headlights: If this shit drains precious battery, when the frick would I use it?
    or is there a reduced cost for multiple items?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      some items cost more juice than others. I think.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Each item has a different amount of battery consumption, headlights don't use a lot
      Though it's unarguably more worth your time to throw a brightbloom seed at your vehicle since they'll stick to and sprout on any object that doesn't move under its own power, which includes most Zonai devices
      Brightbloom seed = better headlight, giant brightbloom seed = significantly better headlight

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that's what I thought, wanted to be sure there wasn't something missing
        Light seems like the worst device. Even Time Bomb is decent mining.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can be used to stun Gibdos

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Even Time Bomb is decent mining
          Frick how did I never realize this, I hate the caves with breakable rock wall mazes that melt your bomb flower/mining weapon supply

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            do the Goron quest.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              With how much those walls show up I had a feeling there would be a power to deal with it but I keep getting sidetracked by exploring

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                you get a bombchu on a cooldown as your sage power from the fire temple

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                i got sidetracked by choosing to go directly north-east FIRST and became once again enamoured by the fat ugly rock-babies and completed the quests, also Octoroks repair equipment once a bloodmoon so i got that early too

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Been a while since I saved a good apu image.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      make a mod where all the korok models are now apus trying to reach their fren and totk will go from a 4/10 to a 10/10

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yuzu team too busy making performance enhancements for vulkan rn.

        im glad we can have a good totk thread without shitflinging 😀

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Impressive, very nice

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've only done like 3 of the 'muh friend' Koroks, they're too much of a hassle.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turn back into cute fairy girls you little SHITS

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played TotK yet but riding around Hyrule on my bike looking for 'roks was some comfy gaming.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      God, I miss the Master Cycle Zero.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's nowhere near the same, but you can make your own motorcycle. Should probably do it with the big rig wheels because those small wheels fricking suck.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Small wheels are way faster but can't really handle any terrain shifts, big wheels are way slower but plow through anything

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can make a flying bike

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It'll be DLC (and no, if you've already bought it for BoTW it doesn't unlock in ToTK)

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Throw a Korok into the trash can

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love these little homies.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Only found 23 Korok seeds
    >Finished three of the main dungeons
    >Feel like my inventory's plenty big enough
    >Outright ignore every Korok waiting for an Uber that I see

    Frick Koroks.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    To the person who recommended doing Josha's quest, what a fricking gamechanger
    How could you go through the game without this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick is Josha?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Smol-Pura

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah. But it seems hard!

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not
            I went into it thinking I'd have to wander in the dark for an hour
            It's a 10 minute bike ride at most, then a hint of kino, and then the a fricking amazing ability

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's my wife you shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf does the quest do? is it the one for the camera?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's her second quest after the camera, I'm not sure when it becomes available, but it leads to autobuild. You don't actually have to do her quest to get it though, but I think you do have to do it to get Robbie to move to Hateno so you can get the purah pad upgrades

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have invented a 2 rectangle, stabiliser catapult- if the korok does not land at his friend on the first attempt i leave. simple as.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo... please...
    Hyrule Warrior's set... Port it over from Age of Calamity...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Link is too big a gigachat in HW to port over into troony-friendly TOTK.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry m8 there's already a Breath of the Wild back-port for that equipment. You lost the troony war.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they only thing they're porting from age of calamity is purah's fat breasts

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You’ll meet your friend in fricking hell

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Koroks as some sort of batshit metaphor for unwanted proselytizers.
      lmao. i dont care about your "friend", sorry, i only believe in myself and my rock on a stick

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >glitched background behind pop up
        Is this emulated? That actually seems to run pretty decent for Yuzu

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    come on anons, post your warcrimes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i am too invested in my aeronautical studies to commit crimes
      it hit a wall and i fell 4000ft into discovering Kakariko village for the first time

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >give players an inch of freedom and they turn and they turn into Yugoslav warcriminals
      Many such cases

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon's just thinking green. It's the way of the future.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      STOP

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I attached one of these little guys to a mine cart to get him to his buddy but the cart overshot him and he careened off into the distance.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tears getting a remake already?

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      aww

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    UNLIMITED
    KOROK
    GENOCIDE

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to rape a korok as it's helpless and making those grunting sounds

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How to fix TotK
    >find Korok
    >kill Korok
    >loot dropped is Korok seed
    I would not just play your game, I would do every single Korok quest.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill Koroks. Behead Koroks. Spin Attack a Korok into the concrete. Slam dunk a Korok sproutling into the trash can. Crucify filthy Koroks. Defecate onto a Koroks maracas. Launch Koroks into the sun. Stir-fry Koroks in a wok. Toss Koroks into Death Mountain. Urinate over a Koroks camping supplies. Judo throw Koroks into a wood chipper. Twist Koroks heads off. Report Koroks to minions of Ganon. Karate chop Koroks in half. Curb-stomp budding Koroks. Trap Koroks in quicksand. Crush Koroks in the trash compactor. Liquify Koroks in a vat of acid. Eat Koroks. Dissect Koroks. Exterminate Koroks in the Shadow Temple. Stomp Korok skulls with the Iron Boots. Cremate Koroks in the oven. Lobotomize Koroks. Mandatory sterilizations for Koroks. Grind Korok saplings in Like-Like stomachs. Drown Koroks in fried ChuChu Jelly. Vaporize Koroks with an Ancient Arrow. Kick old Koroks off of Sky Islands. Feed Koroks to Moldugas. Slice Koroks with the Master Sword.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the arguments over links tunics, I shall simply continue to be the garbage shaman, voiceless seer of the sunless seas.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, start walking shithead.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    if it werent for israelites there would be huge breasts and ass in every game.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Throw every single Korok to the pits of hell

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus. The amount of work it would take to find all these shits and then to not deliver them properly all for a meme gif.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        some men will stop at absolutely nothing in their quest for total korok elimination

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Personally I think it's a waste to go through the trouble of collecting them only to very lazily drop them into the hole. At least catapult them in there or something.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Koroks were frickable, Ganker would love them

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