I Refuse...

I am excited about the Vice City setting. I am excited about being able to go prone. I am excited about RDR2 sim aspects returning. I am excited about Jason. I am excited about the whacky secrets and curiosities in the code.
However, that has all been destroyed by the confirmation of a (forced) female protagonist who we will no doubt be forced to play large sections of the game as.
Cash me outside, Rockstar... I'm done.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like 5 so I was already over it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The switching mechanic and multiple protagonists of V was so divisive. Why would Rockstar go with it again for VI?
      It literally added nothing, it could have been fine if implemented differently (such as being able to play the entire game from start to finish as either Franklin, Michael or Trevor), but they implemented it so terribly and forced people to play characters they don't like and gated content behind specific characters and made switching such a tedious chore that it was atrocious.
      Why are Rockstar like this?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The alternative being that people are forced to play an entire game with a protag they don't like? Plenty of people liked all 3 protags, for GTA anyway. Every GTA/RDR protagonist is an asshole that feels "misunderstood" by society. You aren't supposed to completely like them; they're crooks.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but i dont like trevor and i know a lot of people that would suck a wiener to remove that dude from the game

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    As long as they don't kill the white guy off in the end then idc

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's already been confirmed he does die in the final mission. That's why everyone keeps referring to Lucia as 'the main protagonist' and 'protagonist 1'.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's already been confirmed he does die in the final mission.
        No it hasn't. You're clearly making shit up.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's in the leaked code, spastic.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >spastic.
            Nah that's you.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              eat my shit

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Okay... well where is it?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >spastic.
              Nah that's you.

              Anon here. I made the whole thing up because my dick is microscopic and my man tits are too large. This is the only way I know to derive any sort of joy from my existence. sorry.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    IS THAT HER POOPDECK?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care, still buying and playing GTA VI.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who's a good boy? Yes you are yes you are that's a good boy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Here's the dog I have sex with on a daily basis
        Nobody cares. I'm still buying and playing GTA VI though.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't have a dog

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to go prone with Juanita.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw all these shitposters are either extremely autistic, stealth marketers, or both
    >mfw I don't give a single iota of a fecal excretion that there's a female protagonist
    >mfw it tickles me that there's all this "abloo bloo woke" shit even though it's literally a white dudebro lookin floridian guy and a fat-assed latina
    I genuinely hope it's all just a "stealth marketing" ploy because the alternative is that these autists really are genuinely fucking retarded, but either way, I laugh all the same.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop buying normalfag games.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >series about organized crime/street gangs
    >female protagonist
    Yeah... nah. The only women that achieve any kind of rank in the criminal underworld are the wives of some respected cartel leaders. The rest are relegated to being gang slampigs or forced into prostitution.

    The story will have to be so contrived to work that it already sucks by default. Imagine playing as the TikTok thot and a 6'3" Tyrone gangbanger makes a move on that phat brown ass -- she's gonna knock him out with her bare hands? Give me a break.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fuck off larper.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEXOOOOOOOO

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i cant believe i have to play as some ratchet hood bitch in this CRIME VIDEOGAME

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, you are playing as two millennials that belong in Walmart bickering over what kind of organic food they want to buy, not commiting crimes, much less some fat, 4'11 Hispanic.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I am excited about Jason
    Confirmed shill.
    How can you be excited for a guy that we know literally nothing about?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But anon, he's the epic Florida Man™, from the... the epic Florida Man™ memes, he's so wacky because... because he's from Florida!
      Isn't him and fat mutt the most iconic and epic characters ever?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      because he's handsome? and the last protag they made was arthur. if he's half as good as arthur then he would be great

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    she has a cute butt

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