I remember being 12 and thinking

This was going to be the next Mario 64
This would be another big step in gaming.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But it wasn't, zoomba.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the only mainline big mario 3d game that I forget about. Really hate modern Nintendo

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you must be +18 to post here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is 18+
      Mario odyssey is 7 years old

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I remember being 12
    >mario odyssey
    I can't believe you are old enough to post here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mario odyssey is 7 years old

      Make it stop
      AAAAAAA

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've played multiple SM64 hacks that are more fun than Odyssey. Why can a single person make a better 3D Mario game than an entire AAA team with an unlimited budget?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick is a literal tweenager allowed here?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people who were 12 when odyssey came out are now 19 and thus allowed to post
    I'm only 25 and yet I feel like an old and dying man.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same dude I am also 25
      We're zoomers but I already am starting to feel old

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 26 but definitely feel alienated with all the "frfr no cap" stuff

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/R5coYHx.jpeg

      This was going to be the next Mario 64
      This would be another big step in gaming.

      >people losing their shit at the passage of time when they're only 25 or late 20s

      I don't think you realize just how long people live to see the world completely change 2 or 3 times over. There are people alive at the same time hitler was. Imagine how much they had to witness the shit like quickly become outdated and forgotten only to find something else and have it happen again and again.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you were 12 in 2017 you shouldn't be here. Yes I know you are +18 but still

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was 14 can I stay 🙂

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok but you have to suck his wiener:

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh well *unzips wiener*

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you were 12 when odyssey came out you didn't even know what a 64 was, quit LARPing as an underage b&

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everybody knows what Mario 64 is and it was released on the DS AND the Switch.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        someone born in 2005 wouldn't have played a DS launch title, and the switch version didn't release until 3 years after Odyssey.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the switch version didn't release until 3 years after Odyssey.

          Yeah, when anon would've been 15 years old and stuck at home during the Covid lockdowns with nothing to do but play video games. Besides, everyone has played Mario 64. It's just a fun "pick up and play" game. It's not too hard and it's not too easy. It has always been my go-to game when I just want to get away from it all for a little while and just do a speed run.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so when anon was 12 he thought an upcoming game would be "the next" (game he didn't play until he was 15)?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i was born in 2005 and i played 64 DS on my 3DS actually
          never finished it but i played it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no one finished 64 DS because it was trash

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I did even if the final bowser throw filtered me for years (I played it sporadically).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mario 64 didn't come out on the switch until 3 years after oddysey, meaning zoomie should have played it on the wii or wii u VC, or a hand me down N64 or DS

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn you're only 19. Get the frick out of here while you still can my young friend.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only 3D Mario games I played were Super Mario 64 as a kid and this one a month ago.
    Not as good as 64 but it was a good game. I feel like they should have let you command bowser more than once, probably the coolest part of the game.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to believe a zoomer would acknowledge SM64 being a masterpiece let alone the best 3D mario unless he was told so by youtubers, I mean, homie, when did you even play it? You were 2 years old when galaxy came out

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it, but could have done without the city level

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. Everyone was at least 18 years old when this came out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you weren't at least 28 when Odyssey released you don't belong on Ganker.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ive never played a Mario game and I never will. The only good thing about Mario is the porn of the the boo and shygal

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember being 24 and having tempered expectations.
    I loved Mario Odyssey. It was perfect, though not a game-changer, just a lot better than Galaxy in my uwu opinion. (I'm 30 years old)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Odyssey is just Galaxy except with 1/4 the amount of levels, just padded out with 1000 moons and a hat jump that lets you skip half the game

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's because all 3D Mario titles except Sunshine have been ~95/100 titles, so despite being extraordinarily good it's not extraordinary anymore.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >after a really long time buy new PC
    >install Yuzu
    >Finally! I can play the new 3D Mario praised by everyone
    >Game is mid as frick
    >Transformation are gimmick and Stupids, the T-Rex heavily featured in the trailer is in the game for like 2 whole minutes
    >Don't even bother to 100% the game because 100% completion is incredibly fricking annoying

    Can't wait for the switch 2!

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