I still havent recovered from this.

I still havent recovered from this.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to play the second game. I’ll never know what actually happens.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I refuse to finish the first game. It put me to sleep 2 hours in.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same. I didn't even make it 2 hours. Most boring hour and a half I played of that generation

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I also put the game down 2 hours in but I went back and forced myself to play it on a friends recommendation. I really don't regret it at all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You didn’t miss much.
      Even if they didn’t do any of the meme’d parts, they still had boring characters with shitty motivation and no memorable gameplay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Even if they didn’t do any of the meme’d parts, they still had boring characters with shitty motivation and no memorable gameplay.
        arguing with people about this game sucks even more because there's a cadre of defenders that think "generic third person shooter" is something they did well. Like no fucker, it's still shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      some dyke kills joel, ellie massacres all of the dyke's friends but decides to spare dyke because 'revenge is bad.' That's it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok but why does this chud thing have man body if it's a girl?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Her body was modeled after a female bodybuilder, so she was always going to end up looking like a man anyway

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so she's on roids in the game or the devs are just retards?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The devs are just retards. They also used a different face model, so she's a literal Frankenstein's Monster

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              she literally lives in a gym

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Women are biologically incapable of beefing up like that unless they rake roids no matter how much they exercise.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That is true, but God damn if some people won't die on the hill that it's possible.

                they changed her body from the model lmao

                Yeah, for whatever reason they made her even bigger

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they needed to make her JACKED for some reason, someone probably has that gif/webm saved where it shows her in an earlier trailer looking less buff

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And? Women cannot look like that, even with roids certain proportions are unattainable.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Women cannot look like that
                They literally just scanned a real woman's body into the game. Pic related is abby's body model they just put someone else's face on her

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Whoever said they can't look like that is dumb but how they show her gaining this physique in game is hilariously retarded

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She lives in a gym and eats lots of meat. What's retarded about it?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Women are biologically incapable of beefing up like that unless they rake roids no matter how much they exercise.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >She lives in a gym
                God you're so fucking stupid.
                Do you really think all it takes is to show to a gym and lift weights for a woman to get like that?
                You don't understand the dedication and the resources needed. You need to be doing that for the entire day, your entire life revolves around it.

                >Women cannot look like that naturally.
                [...]
                >Women cannot look like that, even with roids
                I'll give you the benefi of the down and assume you're two different anons, but understand the context of a conversation before chiming in.
                The argument was if women could EVER look like than, not if they could look like that naturally.

                Still no resources in a context like that of the game. Never gonna happen.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You need to be doing that for the entire day, your entire life revolves around it.
                She spent five fucking years bodybuilding. Her devoting her entire life to her goal is literally her entire character

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Again, no matter the ammount of exercise, women cannot get like that unless they take roids and shitton of proteins.
                It would be incredibly stupid for them to have access to that in a post-apocalyptic setting.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Who are you kidding anon? We can literally google pictures of women who train for years and compete in sports with anti-doping rules and tests.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon this is middle school biology shit.
                Testosterone is what promotes muscle growth and women biologically do not produce as much testosterone as men.
                It's biologically impossible for a woman to get as jacked as a dude, let alone super jacked like abby.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Did you not read my message?

                Again, I can google pictures right now of non roided women who look jacked

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                post some

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                well what are you waiting for? It must come with proof of them not being on roids and they must look as buffed as abby

                >Women cannot look like that
                They literally just scanned a real woman's body into the game. Pic related is abby's body model they just put someone else's face on her

                This anon already posted the fucking woman they modelled her body on you fucking retard

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And she's roided as fuck.
                nice deflection tho

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, a woman who does Competitive CrossFitness, a field notorious for its steroid use. There is no way this woman is natural, sorry.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you must be clinically retarded to think that's natty

                and she's obviously on roids, is this your idea of le epic pretending to be retarded troll or are you just 10 years old?

                Do you think roids aren't banned and tested for in COMPETITIVE crossfit?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                do you think roids stay in your blood permanently?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you think there aren't hundreds of ways to circumvent that shit? People get caught using roids in the fucking Olympics dude

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon is the same shit as drug tests. You can get stoned as fuck and take a test after like 2-3 days and you will come up as clean but whatever damage your body took is still there.
                Roids are only there to get you buffed and then your body gets rid of them.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you think there aren't hundreds of ways to circumvent that shit? People get caught using roids in the fucking Olympics dude

                do you think roids stay in your blood permanently?

                >t.retards
                You are tested periodically throughout the year OBVIOUSLY. Otherwise everyone would fucking dope up till a month before the contest so their system is clear. Fucking retards jesus christ

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Otherwise everyone would fucking dope up till a month before the test so their system is clear
                yes thats what they do

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I admire your naïveté, if anything, but yeah that's basically what they do

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                guns are banned in many countries yet they are still used in those countries to commit crimes. roid gets used up so it's not like they can test for prior roid use. even if they did, they can easily claim that it was naturally produced by the ovaries, which they do.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you must be clinically retarded to think that's natty

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and she's obviously on roids, is this your idea of le epic pretending to be retarded troll or are you just 10 years old?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                well what are you waiting for? It must come with proof of them not being on roids and they must look as buffed as abby

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >non-roided
                You can't.

                [...]
                [...]
                Do you think roids aren't banned and tested for in COMPETITIVE crossfit?

                [...]
                [...]
                This anon already posted the fucking woman they modelled her body on you fucking retard

                >b-but she said she's natty!
                Literally retarded.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Who are you kidding anon? We can literally google pictures of women who train for years and compete in sports with anti-doping rules and tests.

                Where are the roids?
                Where are the supplements?
                It's been told to you multiple times and you're still not acknowledging it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >during an apocalypse

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The apocalypse was 25 years before the game. They farm meat on large scale, have factories producing medicine and bullets, have long-range radio, they watch movies, listen to music and play video games for fun. Is there no one else in this thread that even plays games

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so they are in a place with a gym but can't use it because of the apocalypse?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fallout has done irrevocable damage to how long things would stay at mudhut level after an apocalypse.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They live in a well stocked, well organized large settlement. They're not starving and they're not living in a hut in the desert. It's post-apocalypse, that doesn't mean everyone is a hobo.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fallout has done irrevocable damage to how long things would stay at mudhut level after an apocalypse.

                The apocalypse was 25 years before the game. They farm meat on large scale, have factories producing medicine and bullets, have long-range radio, they watch movies, listen to music and play video games for fun. Is there no one else in this thread that even plays games

                Where do they get the supplements from?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The city they're in

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No way. Not gonna waste milk to make whey, nor do they have the means.

                That's as natty as the morning sun, babe.

                Sure thing, next you're telling me Druckman is white.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's as natty as the morning sun, babe.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can't open a random door without tripping over bottles of pills in TLOU

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                Anonymous
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                Anonymous
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                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that tiny amount of land couldn't support those animals. each cow needs like an acre of more of land for just 1 cow.

                an NFL football field is just about 1.5 acres. The entire floor of the stadium is maybe just under 2 acres.

                That means this stadium would only support about 2 cattle. See that grass? they eat that. A few cows could eat a good amount of that grass in one day, there wouldn't be any green left.

                If they had haybales in there maybe I could believe the cows were eating that, but that's obviously not the case.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The WLF control all of Seattle. All of Seattle is basically a warzone

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you think the fuckers that defend this game know anything about farming and raising livestock? They're the same people who think Abby's body is naturally obtainable

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >B-BUT SHE EATED THE BURRITO THAT MEAN IT MAKES SENSE.
                They also don't know anything about body building. ONE FUCKING BURRITO isn't going to bulk you up.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you retarded or something?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The crops aren't just inside the stadium, you drive past fields of crops outside during the chapter going to the other headquarters.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they also talk about a salmon hatchery

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The crops aren't just inside the stadium, you drive past fields of crops outside during the chapter going to the other headquarters.

                If anything I would give them credit for attempting to give some semblance of a workable settlement that has everyone working on a job and obvious regular systems of food production, sanitation, housing, records of comings and goings, uses of equipment, etc. You can look around in the settlement scenes with Abby and see an acceptable approximation of people working and living that you can accept the WLF being a pretty large colony controlling most of a big city's ruins. Most games do not even remotely bother to do any of that, cities just run by magic or by virtue of people being video game sprites or models. How many gaming houses don't even have a toilet, or enough bedrooms for everyone living there? Let alone a workable seeming system of living. Those are a lot more fundamental then "Ok they have varied livestock but they need more room and grazing for that livestock". Of all the avenues to criticize the game for, I don't find this to be a particularly fruitful one. It's got actual flaws you could talk about rather than very forced nitpicking about some background worldbuilding (because one way or another, how much grass the cows they raise eat is not very important to the story OR gameplay).

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Of all the avenues to criticize the game for, I don't find this to be a particularly fruitful one.

                agreed - it's pretty silly and shortsighted to complain about. i don't love the game for other reasons (it's a fine piece of engineering for the most part, just kind of lackluster in story presentation imo) but when people hyperfixate on the cow conversation when there are other more glaring issues with it, it really activates my almonds autism.

                pic related; me when i walk into any tlou thread here

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't see why Abby's body isn't physically obtainable. She essentially sacrifices her femininity for strength. While playing as Ellie at the farm, Tommy mentions a trader who describes Abby as built like an Ox.
                Some bitches are big and manly. I've seen 'em. I dunno, with how Abby loses muscle mass in Santa Barbara I think she could only get so strong bcs the WLF had a dedicated gymnasium and consistent food source, You saw their mess hall, how crowded it was

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You've never touched a weight or know anything about how much muscle mass men and women can put on in a given year.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >anon says nothing about RPG capital cities of nine buildings
                >healing bite and bullet wounds with a dab of crushed herbs
                >recovering from fatal wounds by ducking behind a crate for a few moments
                >monsters inexplicably gaining mass from nowhere to grow and mutate larger
                >but an unrealistically sized grazeland as a background detail? that is TOO FAR

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >"m-muh fantasy!" argument when the game is trying to portray realism within the confines of its setting

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Within fuckin reason, dude. The fungus as depicted is completely preposterous and fantastical. You are allowed to have some breaks in reality, particularly for a handwave background detail. A story doesn't have to be only staunch Dardenne brothers realism or Looney Tunes wackiness.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
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                Anonymous

                That's not a lot of cows. Or are these MAGICAL MCGUFFIN COWS that give meat and don't die and don't need to eat more than a small blade of grass a day?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                its been over 20 yrs

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wait this game actually has a bunch of dude gymbros lmao in the middle of an apocalypse? that sounds like satire

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Her entire community lives in a football stadium that has a cafeteria and a gym. As far as reasons for having access to a gym, it's not the shittiest

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that sounds pretty shitty, why would you want a ridiculously large area to maintain and when they have to go hunting dont they have to travel really far

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                As far as I remember it's located in Seattle and it's been overgrown to the point that there's wildlife just roaming the streets.

                Don't get me wrong, I'm not defending the choice, but they have like hundreds of members so I guess it's not that hard to maintain

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you questioning the concept of a large permanent settlement? Are you from 4,000 BC?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                look zoomie I didnt play your gay little chud sjwoobblu game ok. it sounds real fuckin stupid though. having enough people to take over a stadium and wildlife being in a city full of people hunting them with no dirt for plantlife for said animals

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The football stadium is like 1% of their community. They control all of seattle and successfully pushed the federal government out of washington years before the game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shit, that's right lol
                Abby just lives in the stadium so they have an excuse for why she's so swole, realistically or not

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i bet you think you can look like Thor if you try hard enough, fucking retard DYEL
                Abby looks almost at men natty limit and she is a fucking woman

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Where the fuck are they getting all the meat, did the gym also have a walk-in freezer packed to the brim with chicken breasts that somehow hasn't run out after 10 years of the apocalypse?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They had cattle, somehow

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >cattle
                >25 years into a zombie apocalypse
                How fucking stupid are these writers?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They're Californian cocksuckers so they think a football field with 2 cows and a chicken will feed 200 hundred people.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You would need a lot more room than a football field to raise enough cattle for a consistent (daily) meat supply.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You also can't heal yourself of bullet wounds by wrapping some gauze on your forearm.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They found the magical Cattle McGuffin that feeds everyone and never expires.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                if only i could get that swole with 1 burrito lunch

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Women cannot look like that naturally.
                People complain because they're supposed to be in a post-apocaliptic setting and even for a dude to get jacked like that he would need a super high protein diet and roids and it makes zero sense for all that to be available in that setting.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Women cannot look like that naturally.

                And? Women cannot look like that, even with roids certain proportions are unattainable.

                >Women cannot look like that, even with roids
                I'll give you the benefi of the down and assume you're two different anons, but understand the context of a conversation before chiming in.
                The argument was if women could EVER look like than, not if they could look like that naturally.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >implying
                I don't see that "ever" in any of the posts except your own

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They can look like it, but as everyone is saying, you need roids to achieve that look as a woman. Is Abby roiding out 24 years into an apocalypse? Because just going to the gym and eating burritos isn't enough.

                Also Abby's body model does competitive CrossFit, so there's a 100% she's on steroids

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That doesn't look natty at all.
                Plus Abby has no supplements. Probably not even enough food.
                It's incredibly dumb, it looks clownish, and on top of that she looks ugly as sin.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                even with the roids, she looks like a woman. abby is clearly based on a man's physique.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >what is anavar

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She lives in a gym and eats lots of meat. What's retarded about it?

                Making her ultrabuff is retarded. People in extreme conditions, i.e. the fucking apocalypse, have little muscle mass, especially if they still use guns to fight each others. Needing little food and being very nimble are just too important and even if you MUST have a muscular woman to show how big and powerful she is, why not use a body with actual usable core strength like a swimmer?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >People in extreme conditions, i.e. the fucking apocalypse,
                She isn't in an "extreme condition". She lives comfortably in a well supplied, well populated organized settlement. She's not living out in ruins gnawing on chicken bones.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do they have steroids?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >She isn't in an "extreme condition". She lives comfortably in a well supplied, well populated organized settlement.
                Based retard, also one of my biggest gripe with the "city taken by nature" trope is the decades old trees when the apocalypse happened 25 years ago, like if they just sprouted right out of the asphalt as soon as enough humans died.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That area was bombed during the apocalypse in 2013 so it's not a normal part of the city, the roads and buildings were collapsed overnight rather than just falling over. If anything a lot of TLOU's locations are UNDERgrown, a lot of the houses and building interiors look like they've been derelict for 4-6 years, not 30 years as its approaching by Part II's time

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                are her compatriots not super butthurt she's eating 10x the amount of protein they are and injecting roids for no reason (and presumably wasting a lot of time exercising instead of being useful)?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they changed her body from the model lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ellie massacres all of the dyke's friends but decides to spare dyke because 'revenge is bad.'
        beyond parody. this is something you'd see in an old jrpg
        >WE CAN'T KILL HIM, WE'RE NOT LIKE HIM
        >*just forgets the last 400 enemies slaughtered for EXP*

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A giant oversimplification of the story that ignores most of the context. Probably not the best way to make sweeping judgements.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This. The only way to get mad at this game is if you look at everything out of context

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based, i really love the first's story but i have no interest in the second part after hearing the leaks about joel and the ending

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me too Anon. I told my buds that if Joel or Ellie was in 2, they’d fuck it up. I checked out of 2 the moment I saw the first trailer. I can only tell from a distance I’ve made the right choice ignoring it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >chud kills joel, dyke kills chud's friends, dyke and chud fight, dyke spares chud
      >revenge is... le bad
      Pretty much the gist of the story. You didnt miss much

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It has one of the worst endings in gaming history seriously you haven't missed much.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The gameplay seems decent enough so unironically I would have bought it if they didn't kill joel. That spiteful garden gnome that wrote the story has a hate boner for straight white males so he doesn't get my money. It's about principles.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I refuse to play the second game.
      imagine letting 4chan to tell you what games you can play

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I refuse to play the second game. I’ll never know what actually happens.
      This
      I have jerked off to the porn several times though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me too Anon. I told my buds that if Joel or Ellie was in 2, they’d fuck it up. I checked out of 2 the moment I saw the first trailer. I can only tell from a distance I’ve made the right choice ignoring it.

      you guys are missing out, there was a ton of coverage over how shit the game was. i still got a lot of entertainment out of it without having to sit through that miserable game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >there was a ton of coverage over how shit the game was
        Not exactly accurate.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the circus of the game's release was the most fun I've ever had out of a videogame I've never played

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my bro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      An unplayable lie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its one of the greatest vidya stories. Cope and fucking seetje

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its just boring.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >boring

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >boring
          to who?

          >boring

          >boring

          Yes.
          It was boring.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >boring
          to who?

          >boring

          >boring

          all me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >boring
        to who?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >boring

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
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        Anonymous

        >boring

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can watch the movie on Youtube for free if you're curious

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      Second game was pure fan-fiction.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not how fiction works

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He said pure fanfiction, not literal fanfiction.
          It's the purest essence of retarded twelvie fanfic who just write in the dumbest cringiest shit they think is cool

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So not fanfiction.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he didn't mean fanfiction like fiction written by fans, he mean like....bad and stuff!
            Then why didn't he say that?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Then why didn't he say that?
              Probably because he wasn't counting on having to explain the technical differences between 'pure' and 'literal' to an autist
              And I'm not going to either, for the record

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Meanwhile, back in reality, what he actually meant was "this story doesn't count because I don't like it so therefore it is fanfiction, unlike my headcanon which I treat as real".

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay druck

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If the writing team swaps people out between games then you can't say it's not fanfiction

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't get who does this? When you suddenly feel the lust of an old flame burning inside you and you both say fuck it and have sex right then and there after so long having not touched each other, WHO goes into doggy style? That feels like the weirdest part of this why does he turn her around and fuck her from behind like that? It's WEIRD given the context.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For some people sex is synonymous with primal dominance. Makes sense to me, conflicted sex is best done raw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's ~~*WEIRD*~~ given the context
      uh huh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WHO goes into doggy style? That feels like the weirdest part of this why does he turn her around and fuck her from behind like that?
      She's wearing combat boots and tight pants. Missionary with pants on is weird as fuck.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Missionary with pants on is hot as fuck.
        FTFY. Nothing sexier than slinging her legs over your shoulder and having at it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can do that even if her trousers aren’t on.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            True. But then you have to use an arm to keep her legs together.
            Or she'd have to strain her or cross legs and not be able to relax.
            The creative solution is using the pants to your advantage.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >trousers
            based geriatric anon

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Proper British English.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Legs over both shoulders or just one?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i had some girls say missionary is boring. why?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Girls are fucking disgusting and want their hair pulled and ass slapped and for you to call them daddy's worthless little cumslut during sex, and those things are all harder to do in missionary

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's pretty much the gist of it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              but im affectionate and dont want to degrade girls

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sorry brudda its a doggy dog world

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i told you, jim, you will never make it like this

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a softy too but my wife likes the rough stuff. As long as you're both down that stuff can be just as affectionate as being gentle.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Me too, but that goes out the window the moment a woman asks you to start pulling her hair, throwing her around or choking her in my experience

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Girls perception of sex is all mental.

            Missionary is considered 'vanilla' so lay down and with no warning pull them on top of you in the 69 position and start eating their pussy and ass like they're ribs.

            You have to keep surprising them with stuff like that to keep their lust level high.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This bro took time to write this post instead of just going on with his life

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Different people like different things, just ask them why, there's likely not one answer. Straddling one leg and wrapping the other around the waist is my personal choice. Easy access to all the body parts people like smacked, groped, pulled, squeezed, rubbed.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I like to have them straddle my leg while they suck my cock so I can keep them drip and grind on it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >doggy/reverse cowgirl with nothing but combat boots
        An extremely specific fetish but by God, I can't get enough of it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fat girls prefer doggy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well it's harder to go front facing when she has a penis in the way

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No it's not

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I only fuck girls missionary while looking at them with cold eyes which causes them to look scared which is when I then kiss them passionately.

      If you want a girl to become infatuated by you, that's what you do.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i like this game i call "the drunken hobo" where in the middle of lovemaking i start acting like a gross, sloppy, moaning bum clumsily groping and slobbering. UUUHNHhhhhh uuuUUHHHHHHhh
        always gets a good "ewww! stop!"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does this work on prostitutes? I only fuck those, maybe they will lower the rate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The entire scene is vile

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best part is that it reinforces the rumour that Abby is a chud.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also buttsex without modern medicine is often a death sentence. There's a reason why it was traditionally outlawed aside from moral disgust.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, it was never traditionally outlawed. you have the garden gnomes to thank for anti-sodomy laws

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          which have existed for thousands of years and were inherited by chriscucks and muzzies, ie traditionally

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he doesn't want to see her enlarged roid-clit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >One Night In Chyna

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Druckman is a garden gnome and therefore loves anal
      In his directive decision defense doing any sex positions with boots and cargo pants is ass.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doggy doesn't mean anal, anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Virgin detected. Submissive women love to be plowed from behind.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its so weird they just had a straight up hardcore gay porn scene in this. Yet they try to cancel the original god of war for having a woman with her boobs out that fades to black when you bang

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do people need to have sex that badly?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wait until you really like someone and they like you back

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and they like you back
        Well that's not gonna happen

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i m safe then

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ever heard of rape
      most people are barely more than animals

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you not seen what refugees im Europe need?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker during tlou2 memes was something special

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is there just a sex cutscene in this game for some reason? I never really looked into it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, obviously. That right there is a screenshot of the sex scene. Are you stupid?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Okay but are there quick time events for it? "Press X to cum"?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It cuts to black one frame after OP image

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing to recover from, it isn't there for you. Accept this as reality and grow a thicker skin.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      still a masterpiece

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can still spot mine in there

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my favorite one lmao, came to this thread just to post it

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has Ganker been shitposting a lot about this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not the Pablo edit
      Sad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well fuck, I posted the wrong webm but enjoy it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just Cause 5

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rocket jumping

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's some Wile E. Coyote type bullshit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Source?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shadow in the cloud with chloe grace moretz. It's full of wacky scenes like that and they are done consciously for bantz

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      green screens were a mistake

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that fucking run sequence
        jesus christ

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that Linkara run

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        B R A V O
        N O L A N

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        250m budget by the way.
        Producers must've bought some great fucking cocaine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that run

        Has Ganker been shitposting a lot about this?

        this is kino though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HE GOES FROM THE LINKARA RUN TO THE SPOONY FLIGHT SEQUENCE

        OH MY FUCKING GOD

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        somebody post the flying spoony gif

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        AMAZING!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why is one of them delivering a pizza and shooting lasers out of his nipples?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's classic Paul Latza

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy fucking shit that run is the most hilarious shit I’ve seen in awhile

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >wait a minute... that run

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            HE'S FAST

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Physicsfags, would this be possible IRL?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Technically, yes.
        To survive it? No. She'd almost certainly become paste.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        for the explosion to put out that enough force to do that, you'd be toast
        I'm not sure how much an exploding plane would put out there, but I feel like it would have to have volatile explosives onboard for it to do anything close to that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing wrong with "rocketjumping"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >almost dies
      >makes a face like she's playing peek-a-boo with her infant nephew
      Good God, this is awful

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zombies unless they are evil dead esque) are fucking boring

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder the writers actually expected you to sympathize with Abby by the end of the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only that degenerate garden gnome druckmann thinks it’s possible

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the TLOU2 edits were a fun thing

    where's the next game that will deliver good meme-able content?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never forget

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >g rated version
      Coward

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Has yet to be topped

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still glad to have contributed to that thing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love cuckman for giving us this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >several rain world entries
      >mother fucking spiral knights of all things
      Holy based

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ironically, neither has Abby.
    >No lube

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      vagina is self-lubricating, incel

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That scene was too important to the plot

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    should I play the first game? or is it too much of a movie game?
    I mean I can suffer long cutscenes if the gameplay is actually good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I can suffer long cutscenes if the gameplay is actually good
      The only good gameplay was in the PS3 multiplayer.
      You could just watch a youtube longplay of either Last of Us moviegame and have an experience identical to playing it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gameplay is actually good
      Tlou has god awful gameplay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can literally pirate the first game by watching the cutscenes on youtube.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Careful, you'll trigger the retards posting webms trying to prove the generic 3pp shooting sections are good gameplay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Watch it on Youtube, you do not miss out on anything important by not being the one to push the buttons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's unironically a good game in terms of gameplay, II is even better. It's not a playable Hollywood movie game like Uncharted.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To save you from future embarrassment, Ganker hasn't had non-0 dubs in over a decade. It's okay, we were all new once

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sony, the company that censors bikinis because its haram but the same year allows this. i hate commiefornia, its a plague, a disease that has infected the world.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shit like that is why I'm making my own borderline porn game and ignoring every single moron, chud, boomer, tw*tch e-celeb simp, r*ddit cÜck, gay game journalist, and pearl clutching, middle aged, human resources cunt that complains about it.
      Can't decide if I want to do strategy RPG stuff, or more generic JRPG.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just make an RPGmaker game like everyone else.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hates pearl clutchers
        >Also boycotts games with the 'wrong' people kissing cuz it offends his sensibilities
        What a beautiful and deadly dance

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pearl clutchers exist on all sides. Just look at the pearl clutching that's going on with Hogwarts Legacy.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well pearl clutcher is more a label applied by other people so it's flung from many people to many others, but you shouldn't apply said label and provide evidence you fit the profile in the same breath eh?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Shut the fuck up, filth.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's also just gonna be a shit game and you know it

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But we must censor anime panties

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poorly disguised gay thread?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You must be a real flimsy fella to be laid out by a video game cutscene for years

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i cant be the only one having sex with a deadpan face, right? i never understood these exaggerated facial expressions honestly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's due to porn having exaggerated moanings and faces to make it more "entertaining", now everyone actually believes this is how people have sex

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >see this
    >get traumatized
    >haunts me for a few months
    >end up forgetting about it
    >able to get off of my antidepressants
    >see this thread and wave of anxiety comes rushing back
    >schedule new appointment for my therapist
    I hate you so much OP.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fuck are zoomies thin-skinned.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        52% of zoomers have been diagnosed with mental illness in America alone not sure why you're so surprised

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          can someone tell me what was unironically wrong with the game, like in the most objective, widely agreed upon things.
          the only one i know is that it was very cutscene and exploration heavy, therefore having little to no gameplay and fighting sections

          can i have stats on this, i don't doubt it for a second, but it would be nice to have something to back it up with

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Exploration heavy
            It isn't the only exploration part is at the start and the rest is on rails with entering a building or two so not that different from the first one. The biggest issue is that it overstays its welcome. After a while the game just feels like a drag and the Abby parts don't really help. The only good sections are Ellie's and her flashbacks with joel. Gameplay is pretty decent definitely above the first game and in my opinion outside of the brain fart AI Part II is one of the best stealth games recently.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >outside of the brain fart AI
              More often than not they are good

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's too long, areas can get too linear or repetitive, some of the plot points are a little contrived. All in all it's not deserving of the extreme vitriol it gets (and you can be sure the so called "scrutiny" it receives would not be applied equally to other games), but nor is it a masterpiece worthy of a trillion GOTY awards. It's a solid modern AAA type cinematic TPS with decent gameplay when there is gameplay, and good graphics. There are several sections that are tremendous, but between this is quite a lot of similar padding and there's a slight disconnect between how deep a story it is presented as, and how much of a game is actually is, it's still a very gamey game despite the regular talk of movie game because of the large amount of cutscenes. It's still not in the league of quality films, shows and literature in that regard.

              thank you two very much for the the information, so it seems i was about on point with what i thought of watching like the first hour or two of the game, maybe i overestimated it by a touch, but still

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Abby's sections have the best guns and gameplay vs. Ellie's sections. It really depends on how you feel about the characters, but my first time through I felt conflicted cause Abby's section just felt more fun to play overall

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's too long, areas can get too linear or repetitive, some of the plot points are a little contrived. All in all it's not deserving of the extreme vitriol it gets (and you can be sure the so called "scrutiny" it receives would not be applied equally to other games), but nor is it a masterpiece worthy of a trillion GOTY awards. It's a solid modern AAA type cinematic TPS with decent gameplay when there is gameplay, and good graphics. There are several sections that are tremendous, but between this is quite a lot of similar padding and there's a slight disconnect between how deep a story it is presented as, and how much of a game is actually is, it's still a very gamey game despite the regular talk of movie game because of the large amount of cutscenes. It's still not in the league of quality films, shows and literature in that regard.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    alright ill bite, what is this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and you never will

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it gave us this which the most perfect summation of this game anyone could ever do.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When did having unnecessary sex scenes in media happen? I can't watch a Netflix series without seeing people fuck. Hell even that Dragon's Dogma anime had people fucking. I literally do not care enough about characters to want to watch them fuck. That's what porn is for.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well Game of Thrones started the popularization of "sexposition".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're on Ganker and you're complaining about gratuitous sex scenes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        read the URL and then lurk a little more before posting

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Huge difference world of between gratuitous and unnecessary.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cry more bitch moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Normalfags love sex scenes in movies and tv because they don't have imaginations/aren't autistic enough to enjoy fanfics or art of the characters doing it but I think it's shit. What are you supposed to do? Jerk off? You usually can't get away with that in places like a movie theater or at someone else's house. So do you just sit in silence? Talk over it to take distract yourself? Cheer and root for the man?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > so contrarian you end up being a prude
      they have been a thing since like 70s

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The United States and the French are two of the worst cursed on humanity.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they've always been shit
        either make them actually hot or don't include them at all, it's just a meaningless waste of time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my conservative christian parents always fast forwarded the sex scenes. You could take a note from their book i guess. A lot of the more outraged nerds here remind me of them honestly, boycotting gay stuff from corporations that got rich anyway and and all that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When a sex or touchy scene unfolds while watching a movie with your parents, that has to be the weirdest feeling ever

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Writer's Barely-Disguised Fetish.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >disguised

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That leaker will forever be a hero, he could see just how atrocious it was and knew something has to be done. Saved many people some money.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the smell

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Two people having sex? Why? Grow up.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so little goes on in you're life that this cutscene (in a game you probably never played, mind you) still resonates in your head? your pathetic

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Source for the gay porn?

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are women so gross?

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Neil was so adamant on the themes, I respectfully follow suit. I refuse to play or buy this game, as to not partake in the depravity and senseless violence.
    Isn't that what is best for a video game? To encourage people to not play it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In my experience putting energy into supporting something you like is more effective than the same energy spent anti-supporting what you don't, and it makes you less bitter and mad.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most people stopped caring like me, cuz Neil trampled on their passion and love. Some took offense and bitched, like OP.
        Only thing I'm left upset about is that every gay doubled down and the important people learned nothing.
        What a fucking shame this all is.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who's passion and love? A bunch of people who had no hand in creating the thing? Expressing shame cuz some somebody didn't make what you want still seems like a waste of energy unless you're only allowed to consume what they create and nothing else.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God this game was shite, the first was a decent 6/10 game that was overrated as fuck, this one has honestly nothing redeeming about it. Identical gameplay, worse protagonist, story and writing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Identical gameplay
      Its significantly better than 1, but still only like a 7.5

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Identical gameplay
      you definitly didn't play it

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have never played none of them, and I personally couldn't care less, but the backlash and shit throwing from chuds and right wingers was delicious.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You cringe at it, but that dude got to "fuck" Laura Bailey in a mocap suit

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe they put chud sex in a video game.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >character named mole
    >give her a giant mole
    Brava Druckmann!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MOOOOOLE
      MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this scene in the tv series?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Season 2, duh.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it will be. But in a second or third season

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been furiously abusing my peenor to Abby for the last week.
    I have saved 100 pics of her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >her
      Also people managed to even make 100 fap pics of that thing?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >her
        Yeah. I don't have any pics of futa Abby, even though there's more of it than there is of regular musclegirl Abby.

        >I refuse to play the second game. I’ll never know what actually happens.
        This
        I have jerked off to the porn several times though

        Same. I don't even have a PlayStation console. I've never even played the first game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Um, sauce?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            xieangel on Twitter or Kemono.party.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks, i don't want it anymore

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                literally looks like a man with gyno.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                looks like someone nailed sunny side up eggs to a washboard

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminder

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally played it 2 weeks ago. The game is fine if you ignore the story, which I thought was ass.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still mad at how showing panties in anime games is a huge no-no and games literally get banned or heavily censored but some shitty random sex scene with no plot relevance between two dudes is perfectly fine
    Fuck sony's double standards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. They hate anime and the anime artsyle.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >some shitty random sex scene with no plot relevance between two dudes is perfectly fine
      First off, it does have relevance. Abby is a straight white woman who has a romantic history with Owen. If you've never fucked an Ex before then you wouldnt understand human sexual feelings.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    soulpatchanbuff owned Ganker

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thanks for reminding me to not buy part 2. was going to after the TV show's success. forgot about this gay ass scene lmao

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this scene actually in game?
    like full on chud sex shit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yup, imagine your dad walking in on this. mine immediately closed the door.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That thing that looks like a man that's getting pegged is actually just a buff woman, the chud is an entirely separate character introduced later in the game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yup, imagine your dad walking in on this. mine immediately closed the door.

        jeeeeeesus christ

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IS TAT ACHIEVEBALE NATTY?

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These threads were a lot of fun

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NNNNOOOOOOOOOO U CAN'T LOOK UP SKIRT OF 18+ OLD ANIMU GURL ON OUR SYSTEM
    >btw here's a sex cutscene featuring transgender because it is important and is our companies values
    DIE SN0Y DIE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no transgender in that scene. Lev is the transgender character, not Abby.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's unrealistic that abby is buff

    meanwhile

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow and that's natty?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're a big guy.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are they even going to be able to adapt TLOU2 for TV? What happens when they adapt it and then a Part III is still like three years away? Do they just end the show there or put it on hiatus for four years?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she's a cute tomboy, minus points for being a macaco

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A what?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he means brazilian

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if this is what she looked like in the show

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally Ellie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who is she?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she cute

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nudes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sauce

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's clearly a different girl

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hate women so fucking much bros you have no idea.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            incel

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are they even going to be able to adapt TLOU2 for TV? What happens when they adapt it and then a Part III is still like three years away? Do they just end the show there or put it on hiatus for four years?

          choose

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gimme her name NOW
      please

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ellie

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she cute

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the last of us had bad writing from the first scene

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Abby is unrealisti-ACK!
    no steroids javelin thrower. If she can look like that then Abby also can. You can not debate with this.

    /thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pro olympia athlete
      >from eastern europe
      >no steroids
      lol, lmao even

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how is she cheating the tests?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >eastern europe
          >regularly and faithfully testing
          lol, lmao even.

          also i can assure you that if you do her blood work her testosterone will be just below the allowed limit for females, but if course that's natural and just a coincidence :^)

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't the guy look like cuckman?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not particularly no.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"The TV show is actually pretty good so far - I hope it stays that way..."

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://streamable.com/cpy2fr
    this is my favourite video of all time and I'm mad it isn't on youtube anymore, all this autism together in one fat package

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The best thing to come from the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >made a bunch of mass effect and dragon age edits with in paint with a mouse
      >hdd dies
      >edits go with it
      I'm so pissed I spent so much time on these fucking edits.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you post them at all? Because they'd be in the archive

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have, but only on Ganker months after the whole thing exploded.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They should still be in archived threads

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you anons still have the edits you made?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I cannot draw and so I merely save

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Neil Druckmann is a rapist.

    In 2014 he lured a friend of mine out a party they were both attending, drugged her, and raped her. And he fucking got away with it. She was so traumatized by the experience she refuses to even talk about it, and won't go to the police because she's terrified of having to relive it all again. And that stupid, slimy piece of shit gets to go on living like he did nothing wrong, reveling in his game managing to escape dismal failure because he got rescued by a streaming network.

    I wish this were a copypasta, I wish I were just fucking around for a laugh, but it fucking kills me inside every time I hear this sick bastard's name, and I want to kill him so fucking badly. And I can't go anywhere without hearing his fucking name right because of this fucking TV show. I don't know what to do, Ganker.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you have some actual proof of this I'd be more than willing help you out in spreading this, otherwise I hope this is a fake.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gullible retard

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Obviously fake but on the off chance is real, you don't want to destroy an SJWs career? Gotta take the chance

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, I don't grab at obvious bullshit to attack people I'm mad at for a video game.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dude is a scumbag outside of being the director of a game I dislike lmao

              My friend has proof, but I can't convince her it's worth taking to trial and going through it all again. She's just tried to suppress it, but every time this bastard comes up in the news cycle I just seethe in rage the rest of the day, and right now I've spent the last few literal weeks without a moment's rest because I'm just so fucking angry. I just want it out there, even if I can't get justice for her at least someone will have seen it said. In all honesty I'm probably gonna kill him someday if I wind up in the same town as him. If he ever gets his brains blown out, pour one out for me.

              Oh well

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you have some actual proof of this I'd be more than willing help you out in spreading this, otherwise I hope this is a fake.

            >CANCEL CULTURE IS BAD
            >Now let's cancel this guy I don't like!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I've never once said cancel culture was bad. Why would being petty against someone I don't like be a bad thing? lol

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There is a difference between a rape allegation and rape, you know.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, if you don't like the person, it's rape, if it's anyone else, it's an allegation.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Is a male feminist
                >Wants to be big in Hollywood
                Betting on Neil being a sex offender is like betting that the sun will rise in the morning

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I am saying that exposing actual rape is not cancel culture.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >uh this doesn't count it's totally different

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, just calling out anyone's shitty behavior is labeled "cancel culture" these days. I wouldn't worry about that one retard lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And yet if the same talk was repeated at someone you don't have a grudge against, you wouldn't be calling it "actual rape", you'd be dismissing it as empty talk and lies.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not saying he did, learn to read.
                if he did it he need to be held accountable, as should be everyone.

                >uh this doesn't count it's totally different

                Cancel culture means that when in doubt you ostracize people nonetheless. Be it a crime or wrongthing.
                The big difference is canceling people for wrongthink should never be a thing. Your employer shouldn't be able to fire you because you believe in commie or nazi ideology. If you go around attacking people that's a different thing. The problem is the people doing the canceling think words are violence and wrongthink is violence.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Cancel culture means
                Fuck all
                There's your answer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My friend has proof, but I can't convince her it's worth taking to trial and going through it all again. She's just tried to suppress it, but every time this bastard comes up in the news cycle I just seethe in rage the rest of the day, and right now I've spent the last few literal weeks without a moment's rest because I'm just so fucking angry. I just want it out there, even if I can't get justice for her at least someone will have seen it said. In all honesty I'm probably gonna kill him someday if I wind up in the same town as him. If he ever gets his brains blown out, pour one out for me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trying too hard to create a copypasta.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely thought Abby was a man the first time I saw people posting this shit. Everyone making fun of the scene must get to them because it's nothing but the truth.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >most advertised game on Ganker
    Love it or hate it but Ganker has had a thread open about it for the last few years now. You cannot pay for that much free advertising.

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    never understood the hate
    why straight sex triggered Gankereddit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because TLOU bad

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why am I supposed to take 2 seriously when it's a pride parade in the post apocalypse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pride parade

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing that this is a TLOU thread, I just wanted to say that I think Bill is one of the only decently written gay character in modern video games. I'd even go as far as saying that Ellie being gay was handled better in the left behind dlc as apposed to TLOU2. I thought people saying that Bruce Straley was there to rein in Druckman's shitty ideas were memeing, but it seems that it was true

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I thought people saying that Bruce Straley was there to rein in Druckman's shitty ideas were memeing, but it seems that it was true

      Oh yeah dude, Druckmann came up with a revenge plot for the first game and Bruce shut that shit down. Now that he's out of the picture, Neil was free to do whatever he want, and he went and made the second game based off of his shitty idea with nobody to stop him this time

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was so bad that Japan had to censor it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish, it's just CERO holding everyone to the same standards.
      >Small eroge dev wants to port eroge to console
      no sex scenes allowed
      >Big AAA dev wants to have sex scenes in its console game
      no sex scenes allowed
      I imagine druckmann was probably seething that his gay sex scene was forced out of the game.
      It's the only good thing about CERO, everyone is held to the same standards and no one gets special treatment. The other ratings boards give special treatment to the western games while being incredibly strict with Japan's games.

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What were they thinking?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What were they thinking?
      "We're going to get so many good boy points for sexualizing a character with a body type that's counter to conventional norms!"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"wow this will be a great way to show our cloth simulation"
      and it was - it's just a really fucking awkward scene

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the fuck do you just go in like that when it's all dry?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have a foreskin.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes I have a foreskin, but going inside dry is still an unpleasant feeling, and painful for her

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2023
    >Ganker still hasn’t gotten over Abby being a female bodybuilder
    >thread about the fact two fictional characters fucked
    >”I still haven’t played [ostensibly one of the best 3rd person shooters] because buff lady isn’t fuckable”

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I boycott everything woke. The game isn't even good. Cope.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I haven't played it, but somehow I know it's not good

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the choking memes were funny at least

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i never even played the last of us, but im thankful for it since this is my favorite thing i ever drawed and i have tlou2 to thank

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I can't believe he'd cheat on his pregnant fucking girlfriend with a barely female terminator.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Your cum. Give it to me. Now.
      Are you about to say no, anon?

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >generic cover-based TPS is "revolutionary, ground-breaking gameplay"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I never called it revolutionary, I'm only posting webms to prove its more than a movie game. Its a competent Stealth-Action TPS

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do you think the fuckers that defend this game know anything about farming and raising livestock? They're the same people who think Abby's body is naturally obtainable

          It is naturally obtainable you cuck. She lives in a stadium with a gym and consistent food supply

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not, it really really isn't, and I'm getting tired of people pretending like steroids don't play a part in all of it. Her body model is a fucking BODY BUILDER who competes in competitive cross fitness, a field riddled with steroid abuse. Put 2 and 2 together for fucks sake, a woman can't get that built from diet and exercise alone.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This is basically Abby,

              >B-BUT SHE EATED THE BURRITO THAT MEAN IT MAKES SENSE.
              They also don't know anything about body building. ONE FUCKING BURRITO isn't going to bulk you up.

              Its the fact that they have a consistent supply of food. She can afford to bulk up like that with the resources available. The proof I have is that she loses visible muscle mass in Santa Barbara and afterwards

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Ignoring literally everything I just said and posting a roider
                I can't, man.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Women can have muscles

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, that's true. Not the ones Abby has

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Abby is an autistic coin collecting gymcel. She became a gymcel to get her body in physical peak cause she is a WLF soldier and wants to be ready for when she eventually meets Joel. I absolutely think its possible for a woman to sacrifice her body to attain what Abby has. Abby has no tits after all

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, the build she has is not naturally possible. If they wanted to model Abby after a muscular woman, they should have used an MMA fighter and not a roided up body builder lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I understand why you'd say that, she was actually physically smaller in earlier concept art. I just think that it wouldn't make sense for her to able to do half the shit she did if she were of a smaller build

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                True, but being that bulky with no access to roids also doesn't make sense, so it is what it is

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Its the fact that they have a consistent supply of food
                Hey retard, consistent doesn't mean EXCESS. Excess food would make sense, consistent just means they're not running out, but to be building muscle you'll need excess food since your basically giving someone far more food so they can bulk up and turn that into muscle.
                And just to make this clear since you're retarded, NO 2 extra burritos won't do that. You're looking at a fuck ton more food than that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                See

                Abby is an autistic coin collecting gymcel. She became a gymcel to get her body in physical peak cause she is a WLF soldier and wants to be ready for when she eventually meets Joel. I absolutely think its possible for a woman to sacrifice her body to attain what Abby has. Abby has no tits after all

                She builds her body to the physical peak just so that she would be at her best for when she meets Joel. And I make that connection because she was always obsessed with the idea of finding Joel, it comes up in every single one of her flashbacks.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not saying you did, anon, but every defender of this mediocre game constantly touts the gameplay as something that's never been seen before when this is basically just a retread of 90% of 360/PS3 military shooters with a crafting mechanic slapped on it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >0:19
      That hand clipping through the wood.
      Top kek.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah its embarrassing, almost didnt make the webm cause of that. The ending saves it all

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The ending saves it all
          Nah, sorry man, I don't jack off to gore so it really doesn't

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Shame that the only ones in this game looked like ass

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Watching movie games
    Why would anyone do this to themselves

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >main upgrade currency is literally pills
    >nobody talks about this and focuses on cows
    what do you think is in them - echinacea? st. john's wort? lol lmao who cares.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    QRD?

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what do THEY eat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Magic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They eat whatever you'd find in a game that's not trying to stay semi-grounded in reality

        the correct answer is LOOK'IT ALL THAT JUICE

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          DOM
          DROP THE HAMMER

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They eat whatever you'd find in a game that's not trying to stay semi-grounded in reality

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Burnt grubs and onions green, next.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      covenant aliens from halo.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >THE DOCTOR AT THE END OF THE FIRST GAME... WAS A BLACK MAN
    >HIS NAME WAS JERRY RON HOYABEMBE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THE LAST OF US SHOULD HAVE BEEN A TYLER PERRY MOVIE

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >TAKE THIS BRAIN... AND TURN IT INTO A VACCINE
        >TURN THAT BRAIN INTO VAX
        >TURN THAT BRAIN INTO VAX

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    QRD? I don't play AAA trash.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your chud celeste thread is somewhere else

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if u want last of us 2 multiplayer try zombie panic, co-op horror, free on steam

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am so over these gays trying to justify shitty design choices

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that what a youtuber told you to think

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nope.

        >replies to no one
        >says nothing specific
        Wow what a useful post

        Just read

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >replies to no one
      >says nothing specific
      Wow what a useful post

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Abby unironically shouldve looked like Cammy, the body that she has in TLOU2 is one of a female bodybuilder ON ROIDS.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      abby isn't remotely female bodybuilder

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. Her outlet for her obsession was the gym and getting stronger

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. Her outlet for her obsession was the gym and getting stronger

        She was modeled after Colleen Fotsch, a literal body builder, then was made bigger

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she is a crossfitter not a body builder
          and abby is actually smaller than the body model

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Both fields use steroids and they still made her bigger

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ok that doesn't make abby or her model a body builder
              and those aren't even big arms

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They’re steroid induced arms and the example you used was Kristen Nun and not Abby’s actual body model

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they literally aren't
                there is nothing about those arms that show steroid use
                look at the body builder i posted and compare the arms
                no veins or extreme muscle size on abby

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And yet the model they used competes in a field notorious for steroid use

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you are an idiot

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I love that you think I’m the idiot here when you’re the one who thinks Abby’s physical appearance is possible 25 years into an apocalypse with no steroids lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it is

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It’s not

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it literally is

                >The liberal retards who suck off Neil Druckberg and Last of Trannies 2 think Abby's body is possible without roids
                Just admit you're homosexual and you're glad the greasy garden gnome gave her a man body so you could jack off

                cope
                what about this says roids?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It literally isn’t
                https://www.reddit.com/r/TheLastOfUs2/comments/hor2t6/female_bodybuilder_here_to_end_the_justifications
                >muh Reddit
                A literal female body builder shits on your entire argument. Do you really think you know better than someone who’s actually in the community?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                some reddit post is meaningless
                what about the picture i posted says roids?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                LOL Holy shit. Either read the link or you’re literally plugging your fingers in your ears and going lalala at something that disproves your bs

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why do i need to read some larp when i have an image right there retard?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because the image you sent is another juicer and you think it proves your point when it just makes you look even dumber.
                >Sure Abby is roided, but she’s not as roided as this random woman!
                It’s okay, I’m convinced your just a troll at this point because there’s no way you’re arguing in good faith

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                there is nothing about abby's physique or arms in the picture i posted that says roids
                get your fat ass to a gym

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lol I can’t. Holy shit this can’t be real. God damn you are stupid

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                cope

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >denial

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nah
                just have actually met women in my life

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lol. So have I, doesn’t change that Abby’s physical appearance is not natural

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah it takes working out
                not roids

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Abby is modeled after a roider, can’t change that fact

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nah

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >more denial
                Can’t say I’m surprised

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nah

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Abby is modeled after a roider, can’t change that fact

                You’re both gays that need to just fuck already

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Funny how you claim this yet he countered with a completely different claim

                If the writing team swaps people out between games then you can't say it's not fanfiction

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >links reddit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah sorry that the filthy neck beard redditors happen to have more common sense than the “muh female muscles” incels in this thread

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Also who the fuck is that? That’s not Colleen Fotsch

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              never said it was
              she is an actual body builder

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Sure she still uses steroids but she’s not actually a body builder
                Same difference, it’s still not a natural physique

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY YUMOLA
      I'M GONNA CUMOLA

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >maxresdefault.jpg
    .

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No foreplay
    >Anal
    >Cums after slamming her twice

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How big is Abby?

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no one:
    white male video game devs: WE NEED A RAPE SCENE IN THIS GAME

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no rape scene in the game

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can pinpoint the exact moment playstation died as a brand

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's sex, get over it, weirdo

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The liberal retards who suck off Neil Druckberg and Last of Trannies 2 think Abby's body is possible without roids
    Just admit you're homosexual and you're glad the greasy garden gnome gave her a man body so you could jack off

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    threadly reminder that Druckmann mocapped this scene himself

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even though you’re lying I wouldn’t blame him, Laura Bailey is hot af

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      threadly reminder this is fiction made up here on Ganker

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >someone makes a TLOU thread
    >suddenly shills start appearing

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