I strongly believe Splatoon 3 is a candidate for GOTY

I strongly believe Splatoon 3 is a candidate for GOTY

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Splatoon 3 is unironically the best designed shooter to come out this year.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately it's not from 2022, same design as Splatoon 1 with a few tweaks

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Single-player is miles better than it's predecessors except for Octo Expansion and there's still upcoming DLC content.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The singleplayer is just Octo Expansion with boss fights, except it drops every gimmick after the first use.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        still the most modern shooter formula around

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unironically

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        90% of these retards can't even use apostrophes correctly, and put dollar signs after the number. You really think they care?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Units go before the number
          Fucking Americans.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >"Ninety percent of these retards"
            >"Percent ninety of these retards"
            Which category do you fall under?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >units
            No those are after. certain symbols go before, like dollars, others are after, like cents.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How is Make America Great Again ironic?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I assume the irony comes from America never being great

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Uh... Because Drumpf would make America worse, sweaty????

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          America, like Ganker, was never good

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do people get so anal over people using new words?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vulgar slang made up by illiterates ≠ new word

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tell that to "ain't".

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            If enough people recognize and use it as a word, it is a word.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not how that works. It has to make sense etymologically, otherwise it's just slang. Like the word "bro" for example. Said a near infinite number times every day by American Blackids, still not a word.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even if regarded as "slang", it's a still a word.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Slang is not consider proper lexicon. It's a "word" the same way "xihndshafq" is, since I just typed it and it and put it in a sentence.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The difference is many people use the term and know what it means. That's how things become words.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                “Typed” isn’t a word, anon. “Type” is a noun, not a verb
                Oh wait we started using it to refer to the act of creating type

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                and what the fuck do you mean by "making sense etymologically," you fucking xihndshafq? You think words grow on trees? No, we made some sounds and assigned a common agreed meaning to them. If enough people associate the sound "xihndshafq" with the meaning "pretentious gay who doesn't know shit about linguistics" then it will simply become a word.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                People understand what is meant by the word colloquially. Everyone understands the intent. It doesn't matter if it's a real word. What matters is the intent, and if it's understood

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                please finish your assigned reading than get back to us

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It has to make sense etymologically
                AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
                AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LMAO LOL LMAO
                This motherfucker doesn’t know shit about the history of language or etymology

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >MAGA is ironic
        leave it to a left winger to just use 1000 words to simply say "Unironic is a nothing word"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's ironic because america is still great, chud

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have autism, unironically

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's unironically a meme you moron

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally every line is wrong in some way. unironically

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please play other games I'm begging you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Name one shooter better than Splatoon3 and I will laugh at your shit taste

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          TF2

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did you guys manage to deal with your bot problem yet?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes. It's called community servers.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Id say they're about even. Tf2 has more to it but is also completely bogged down with more balance issues and cosmetic shit depoptimising the game

            Unreal Tournament

            Another fair answer, I'd say comparable.

            However; Both answers are old games have been played to death

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unreal Tournament

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try the last five years

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's seriously not saying much, but I agree

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Last great shooter was Doom Eternal. I have both on Switch. Makes u think.

      >Change my tag name to Makomart | Snacks
      >Laugh because snacks are based

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Early access shit should never be a contender for any award.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not with that online

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Anyone saying otherwise is pure cope. I have 100 hours in the game but it’s been a miserable experience to lay with friends most days

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    should i buy this OP? i highly enjoyed 2, but 3 just looks like more of the same to me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's like super mario 1 -> super mario 3
      more of the same but with plenty of improvements

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not even. The leap between 1 and 3 was massive.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When will we get our first crossover armor set or splatfest?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first game.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I meant specifically for 3.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You'll get a Hoe-boive Ina collab and you'll like it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always wondered why they made the boy's hat so bad

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably thought it looks more masculine.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sure cant wait to see it compete for goty with fifa 2023

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a fun game, but Splatoon 2.5 definitely isn't GOTY material.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      As opposed to gow 2.5 or Dark Souls 3.5?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im inclined to agree, but i cant think of anything else that came out this year

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's between Splatoon 3 and Elden Ring for me and I'm leaning towards S3.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your candidates for GOTY are both creatively bankrupt scams that convince people to pay $60 just to play what is fundamentally the same game over and over.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And what are yours, gay?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elden ring is a new ip tho so you are wrong on that front idiot

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's Demon's Souls but easy and with a bigger map. FromSoft has been making the same game for 13 years now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean really nothing else of value has released this year

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty good, everything else is shit. The goty bar was easy to clear this year.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s Overwatch 2 levels of no new content, how is it GOTY?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring
    TMNT Shredder's Revenge
    Bayonetta 3
    Xenoblade 3
    Live A Live remake
    Multiversus

    I can see these games listed for GOTY nominees.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shredder's Revenge is mediocre once you get over the new smell of a TMNT brawler in decades. Doesn't even measure up to the first TMNT arcade game.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol... Pokemon is coming out in November dude

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pokemon
      no

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Splatoon 3 needed more time. It should have been a holiday game.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you think specifically needed more work? I thought it felt like a complete experience

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but the online stability is a clear and marked downgrade from Splatoon 2. They openly recognize it is a problem and have failed to fix it in each patch so far.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There should have been more testfires to improve the netcode before launch. Splatoon 2 had 2 testfires. Still had problems at launch but no where near as bad as Splatoon 3's connection errors.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Besides the connection problems, it is strangely buggy compared to the other games. I don't think I ever really had any in 1 or 2, but I've personally encountered several playing 3, not to mention all the other random ones people have posted.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh shit that guy that wanted gauntlets got his wish.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What would the gauntlets be called?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sock'em Boppers! They're more fun than a pillow fight!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think Nintendo's standards for their releases have slightly fallen in recent years. Not like there's any huge game breaking bugs like games from other companies, but you do run into more bugs than you used to and that's kind of sad.

          Another issue is the balance of things like the tricolor battles and the random loadout in Salmon Run. Hell, maybe even the entirety of Salmon Run. You'd expect Nintendo to have ironed all this stuff out long before release.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >standards for their releases have slightly fallen in recent years
            the only ones i can think of that are really bad are this and Animal crossing which are the same team so it may just be the new guys not properly doing their job.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              i can't remember, what was bad about animal crossing on release? just the online shit?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                online was bad, there were several glitches that locked you out of bounds. a duplication glitch and a few other things paired with it needing more content that was basically base in other games being patched in

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I ran into a few bugs as far back as BOTW and a few in Xenoblade 3. Nothing serious, but more than what I'm used to in a Nintendo game which is none at all. Of course, I personally haven't seen any bugs in Splatoon 3, but sometimes I think their quality control might be slipping a little.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it's extremely rushed compared to the others. It actually reminds me of 2's testfire which was clearly heavily unfinished from the effects, music and special icons alone - but they finished it up for release. With 3 it still heavily feels like that unfinished state but this time around its even more unfinished in general. Very buggy with some design flat out missing. The bow animations are janky in general too compared to 2 and 1 which had very polished animations for all weapons.

          Also Mr. Grizz has horrendous dialogue in English during Salmon Run, not sure if it's a localisation issue or his lines are shit in Japanese too written by someone who doesn't understand his character. Everything new doesn't fit him nor his 'shady corporate' persona compared to his old lines. Strangely shit.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh and the fucking MAPS. NO chance they playtested the new ones thoroughly. Grab a long range weapon for clam blitz on a new map and GG you just won / tied. Enemy team can't do shit to you. Hideous.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's become quite apparent play testing was lax if at all between that, the disaster with rolling out tricolor and the whole implementation of Cohozuna (not even getting into how buggy he is on top of that).

              You also had shit like the turbo Mudmouths and placing a photo frame out of a locker causing crashes. That shit should have been found in any reasonable amount of testing.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Also Mr. Grizz has horrendous dialogue in English during Salmon Run, not sure if it's a localisation issue or his lines are shit in Japanese too written by someone who doesn't understand his character.
            English Grizz is a different character from jap Grizz as far as I can tell, so it'd be on the localizers.
            For some schizo posting, it may be possible that the person who originally wrote those lines got swapped out, if they're the same person that "localized" Marina in the original release.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks, doc.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Tenta Missile Slinger

          Dont give them any Ideas

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Singleplayer campaign seems half-baked, nearly every element and plot beat is just mixed in from a prior campaign rather than doing something new and exciting

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The holiday game is Pokemon. Early 2023 is Fire Emblem, and mid 2023 is Zelda.

      They didn't have anytime to delay it to.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Winning goty requires payment. Nintendo doesn't pay.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't Breath of the Wild win GotY?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, 2017 was also a dead year if your name was Nintendo.
        They they had chosen anything other than the game on everyone's mind the ruse would be shattered.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I was an inkling so much bros... I just want to die and be reborn as one

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my god i am literally on a nintendo marketing website

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I hug woomy or veemo?
    I wish I could hug both but I'm only allowed to choose one.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    And here comes the Snoy.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want more Salmon Run.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's japanese
    >It's Nintendo, which actively refuses to give power over them to western journos
    >It's not one of the two Nintendo franchises journalists felate to prove they know video games
    No chances

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i got an amazon gift card and was wondering if i should get this. how are the handheld controls? i dont have a TV.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i dont have a TV.
      Do tabletop otherwise you're going to just fuck everyone over.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn’t. Handheld mode sucks dick because you use the gyro to aim

      You could always just stand the switch up and separate the joycons though

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not great if you keep the joycons attached frankly

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro I hate this game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which one were you?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Top

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is the current rotation the worst it has ever been? Five straight losses so far despite me doing pretty well with all the weapons.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's like people are suddenly utterly incapable of playing the game

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I think last time was worse. These weapons are good but we have leftover Timmy influx from the last rotation

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          But if the last rotation was so bad how did the Timmies promote to begin with?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wish I could figure that out

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wish I could figure that out

            They're getting carried by people that deliberately deranked themselves to farm Cohozuna are lower difficulties.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It sucks, but I managed to climb to EVP because of it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this rotation is pretty great, double blaster is surprisingly good

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then why the fuck are people constantly fucking up? It can't be me, because I constantly top the leaderboard. I'm so pissed off, holy shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This rotation's been awesome for me. Got my 4 straight wins at EVP done in a blink and killed Cohozuna at high tide to boot. I personally hate the Flingza roller but everyone else seems to be really good with it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is the current rotation the worst it has ever been? Five straight losses so far despite me doing pretty well with all the weapons.

      I've didn't have problems with the loadout. You probably have shitty crewmates.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    can I have Frye x Shiver animation requests? having trouble rn

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      seeing who can wiggle their ears faster

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's adorable

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have them fighting over big man

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy it but it is a bit flawed. Most of the problems I see are buisness problems, which involve the multiplayer connections. And besides, when has a shooter changed significant changes in gameplay between sequels. Splatoon has done what I have seen to give the most content as it adds different types of weapons each game, as well as game modes

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring exists. Splatoon 3 is good, but that game caused other games to run away in terror. Zelda fucked off to next year.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Harder than half the bosses in Elden Ring.

    >Second dance! Whirlpool!

    Litearlly impossible to punish. Game's like, "you should upgrade", fuck you I haven't found any upgrade mats.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude I don't think I ever died to any of the bosses except the last one what's wrong with you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get you anon. Big Man without upgrades was one of the hardest bosses I've beat in recent memory.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >splat3 is goty
    >but it's not as good as splat2+octo
    are games getting worse bros?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, money make people greedy and they stop caring about anything but profit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They hold the weapons properly in combat, this is a non-issue. Complain about something that actually matters.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          they don't

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    so how do I get new cooler outfits and stuff? I really dont get the shop dynamics

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shops gate what gear you're allowed to buy by level, by 20 you can technically buy everything but will still have to hope they actually have it in stock.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's random. Remember that you can order other people's clothes if you see them in the plaza.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Came out the same year as Elden Ring so no

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand, I got a gold medal with ''1 enemy splatter'', but two guys killed more than me. also
    >the one time I take the charger
    >no one goes to the fucking tower

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enemy = most kills
      Assists = most assists
      Overall (and the displayed number) = kills + assists

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOTY is unironically Cyberpunk 2077. Probably the best game of the last decade tbh. The kino anime just makes it even better.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      One złoty has been deposited into your GOG account.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cyberpunk released in late 2020 you dunderhead.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did they even really do anything to the game other than bug fixes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ^This. I'm so excited for the dlc anons. It's probably going to be goty 2023 like how the Witcher 3 was goty 2015 and the dlc was goty 2016.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Two zloty have been deposited into your GOG account.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ^This. I'm so excited for the dlc anons. It's probably going to be goty 2023 like how the Witcher 3 was goty 2015 and the dlc was goty 2016.

      Have you guys heard about project orion, the new witcher games, and the new ip cdpr is working on? We're going to eat good for the next few years fellas.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want comfy desert punk for the DLC. I'd like it if they combined the obstacle course of 1 (2 goes on too long) with the challenge of Octo Expansion. I'd also wouldn't mind a Bowser's Fury approach to levels where levels take place in the world. Also levels would have different paths based on the challenge. Though I don't know if Splatoon 3's code could handle it. Ink would have to dry up or disappear after time or when you're too far away. Plus you'll need transportations between levels. Also areas would be locked until you cleared enough levels/challenges.

    Probably too much for just a DLC campaign.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey just a quick protip if you have a splatling on your team and you wanna be up on their perch with them STOP FUCKING STANDING IN FRONT OF THEM AND BLOCKING ALL THEIR FUCKING SHOTS WHILE YOUR FIRE YOUR LIMP DICK 3 LINE WEAPON S MILE AWAY FROM THE ENEMY RUSHING US YOU COMPLETE FUCKING MORON

    GOD DAMMIT

    I swear this is the only thing that actually pisses me off in this game still

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stand in front of you while you're firing
      >body block all your shots and throw a splash wall
      >leave
      >you die because in the time it takes you to recharge they've already ripped through it
      don't thank me just doing my job

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        bang bang bang no siggy

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a stage in an temperate oasis. If Splatsville is in Fr*nce then I want to see a patch of deciduous forest around a small lake.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Splatsville is the outskirts of Tokyo.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        people don't know what tokyo tower is anon, they all think it's france.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean yeah but there's an official map and now it's quite clearly Tokyo Bay.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >now it's quite clearly Tokyo Bay.
            you'd be surprised how many people think it's southern france

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        people don't know what tokyo tower is anon, they all think it's france.

        My mistake. Still would ne neat if there's an oasis. You can even have above surface coral instead of trees.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now is the tower Tokyo Tower or Inkopolis Tower?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a tower in the dessert so it's probably just some natural wonder to them. though there is a separate one in town that's unrelated

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now I want to know which sea races built Inkopolis.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i mean in stages most jobs are being worked on by jellies.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHAHAHAH*wheeze*AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play one match
    >continue
    >wait for 1 minute
    >communication error
    >repeat
    i hate this

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    then you must have the worst expectations on vidya.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've tried to like these games. I fucking can't do shooters with controllers or motion controls. Too many connection drops and people leaving. Matches are too short. Some really bad stages. I regret buying this game.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It definitely deserves the best multiplayer award or whatever the fuck they have.
    Splatoon might be the most unique and creative thing Nintendo has made in this century.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What snacks do you bring Harmony for movie night?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funyuns and popcorn with the ranch flavor powder

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking buffalo wings and beer. Then I forgot chickens don't exist anymore.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sparrows, pigeons and gulls are still around so Inklings may have like bred some sort of bird to serve as a chicken proxy.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >comm error in post-sr results
    >-50 rank instead of the -10 it should be
    i dont get it, people have had 30 years to get online working well, how do they still fuck it up?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      By limping their 2003 Wii-era peer-to-peer network along via updates and tweaks instead of graduating to a more sensible server based environment.

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    can anyone link me a good yt video on how to be good in this game? how do i know which ability buffs are good

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Abilites dont matter nearly as much as how you play. I run alot of movement because gotta go fast but thats not for everyone.

      Dont use these though:
      >Respawn Punisher
      >Opening Gambit
      >Thermal ink
      >Haunt
      >Drop Roller
      >Special Saver
      >Sub power up
      >Special power up

      All bad.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I heard Respawn Punisher isn't too bad if you're an E-liter in the backlines picking off the opposition.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        whats bad about special saver? :3

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's not really useful unless you get splatted often otherwise you could use anything else

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh i'm just a lil turf buddy so i ditched it as a main and started running LDE

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"the software closed because an error occurred"
    Am I the only one getting this message at least twice a day?

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just had a teammate on eliter decide he should handle a fish stick solo. Where the euthanize button again?

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't I put clothes in my locker? It says I can't place it anywhere despite there being a huge empty space in my locker.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hang it on a rack

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you need a rack or a hanger for that

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just lost 14 matches in a row
    >down to profressional 2
    >when I was eggsecutive VP 350 yesterday
    This is hilarious

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blame the people that deranked to farm Cohozunas that are causing Timmies to get carried to ranks higher than they should be.

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Blocks your path.

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when i use reef slider i am not invincible
    >when opponent uses it they are
    explain this dogshit to me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      skill issue

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i said explain it

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flingza is just ridiculous.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had 22.0 Vibe once. Now I can't break out of 6.0.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually rage when a flingza camps the tiniest puddle of ink to surprise one-shot me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had 22.0 Vibe once. Now I can't break out of 6.0.

      What do you even get for that? I know it used to give you chunks of EXP.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing now, unless some god gamer that managed to get 50.0 can correct that there's something for reaching the gold flag.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fairly certain it's just a higher EXP gain, nothing else, but then again, it might influence a hidden value I'm not aware about.

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6 loss streak
    I'm so fucking tired.
    Tired of reeflux tenta-missile spam.
    Tired of range blasters.
    Tired of washing machines.
    Tired of trading kills every encounter.
    Tired of these shitty ass specials.
    Tired of playing on the worst maps the franchise has ever seen.

    I'm taking a vacation from PvP until the next update or splatfest.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the worst maps the franchise has ever seen
      Lmao. Sneed, lil bitch

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        strange way to admit 3 is your first but I'll take it. Enjoy it while it lasts, Timmy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          S+, X and S+. But please, tell me more about how C level shitters enjoyed Saltspray, Mackerel, Walleye, Starfish, Arowana, Goby as if I care

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like the idols. Manta ray guy is cool but it's another "can't speak the language" gimmick. I miss Marie and Callie. Stay fresh is cool compared to whatever the fuck they say now. Didn't play 2 either

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I miss Marie and Callie.
      They're in the game, goddamn it.
      They were in 2 too. They didn't go anywhere.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you drip ink
      >we lip synch
      >ay lol
      who fucking wrote this shit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I went to the studio and they don't wave at the player like the squid sisters did. Rude cunts

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        other way around, you dope
        "you lip sync" means other idols don't live sing their own songs
        "we drip ink" means their lyrics are fresh

        I went to the studio and they don't wave at the player like the squid sisters did. Rude cunts

        zoom in on them, you dope

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I did, they just kept chatting and doing the same animation. Based sisters both stopped and looked at me and waved. I miss 2015

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did you complete the singleplayer?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Neg

              You have to keep staring for quite a while

              You need to zoom in for a few seconds before they wave. Literally the first thing I tried during the pre-release

              I zoomed for 30 fucking seconds and those cunts ignored me. Is my game cursed like a creepypasta? Or am I just missing the wave, is it subtle or do they actually turn

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Complete the singleplayer dipship

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You need to complete the singleplayer, you dope. They're involved with it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Complete the singleplayer dipship

                squid sisters never had a requirement for fan appreciation

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                And Off The Hook has two different reactions for if Agent 4 or Agent 8 zooms in on them. You aren't friends with Deep Cut until you beat singleplayer.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go play 2 and Octo Expansion already, and realize that the Squid Sisters have been utterly mogged as an idol group.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Complete the singleplayer dipship

                You need to complete the singleplayer, you dope. They're involved with it.

                And Off The Hook has two different reactions for if Agent 4 or Agent 8 zooms in on them. You aren't friends with Deep Cut until you beat singleplayer.

                they have two

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, I saw that. Didn't even look like a wave to me but the second one does. My bad then. I still don't like em

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You have to keep staring for quite a while

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You need to zoom in for a few seconds before they wave. Literally the first thing I tried during the pre-release

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >candidate
    But we already have out winner?

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to worship Shiver’s sharky feet

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >three sloshing machines on my team
    we did it reddit

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well. By all means it should be. It has sold amazingly. Has had an extremely high player retention. Has been extremely favourably received among its audience. And with the absolutely bullshit categories that Keighley's show has such as "best ongoing game" etc, it's silly that Splatoon won't win a single reward let alone the actual GotY award.

    They are clearly biased against games like Splatoon that look both very Japanese and what they cast aside as too immature.

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the weirdest new and samey experience ive had. On one hand it feels like the game is full of content and on the other it feels empty at the same time. The formula for Salmon Run and vs mode is so solid but at the same time its the same shit weve been doing. It would have been perfect if they had added one new game mode and no cards dont count. I will say though tricolor having those random chance battles and tricolor splatoffs was very fun and fresh but were only getting those once every few months so i dont know.

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >latency between controller and console
    >latency built into the switch
    >p2p lag jank shenanigans
    >have to lead shots because paint is paint not bullet

    All of this is just a recipe for the most fucked multiplayer experience ive ever had and in a weird way it works somehow.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it works
      That's debatable.

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bloblobber's blobs deserve bigger hitboxes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, Satan.

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Salmon run spin-off with campaign, more rewards and more everything when? It's mostly the thing I care about and 3 doesn't seem like it's improved enough to justify a 60$ purchase, even though I'd still mess with other modes a bit. I don't know guys, I might get friends to play with me but not really feeling it because it looks almost identical to 2 and haven't heard anything good about netcode either.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >looks almost identical to 2
      its really not
      it has new mechanics and added content like tableturf is surprisingly really good
      Salmon run actually has real prizes now like new outfits and figurines

      The netcode is somehow leagues worse than Splat 1 and so is the matchmaking, the game also crashes at least once a day for me

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now i'm a little more intrigued but
        >The netcode is somehow leagues worse than Splat 1 and so is the matchmaking
        what the actual fuck

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it's fucked, the game was clearly rushed out or had development issues since they're using a new online infrastructure and it's just not working well.

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >japanese game not made by kojima or miyamoto
    >getting any GOTY awards.
    At best they will nominate it and make it lose to COD.

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Non-souls like Japanese game.
    >Getting any goty from westoid shows.
    For some reason, they fear anime and cute. They'll probably give it to the TLOU "remake" before admitting they have bland taste.

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