I think I've turned into Jimmy. >early 20s. >fat. >unemployed. >living at parent's

I think I've turned into Jimmy.
>early 20s
>fat
>unemployed
>living at parent's
>smoke dope, jerk off, play games

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You and 94% of this board, buddy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >94%
      That's a bit low innit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        99%

        99.9%

        Nah there are plenty of mr skeltals as well

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      99%

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      99.9%

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of the board is in their late 20s and early 30s now, certainly more than 6%.
      The rest is accurate though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're being too generous with the percentage

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some People on Ganker work as a Janny.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jannies dont get paid

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice try but some of us have a job now (remote)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're being generous in assuming most of this board is still that young.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't smoke weed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im Ganker as frick and i dont use drugs anymore but yes im early 20s and NEETing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NEET at 30 and permastuck without finishing my engineering master's dissertation.
      I think I've fricked up somewhere

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >NEET
        >master's dissertation

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nta but if you're only technically enrolled without actually progressing your degree thats pretty much neetdom, yeah

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        those big thesis/dissertations scared me from ever going for a masters. theres no way i could ever force myself to write something so long and arduous

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/v1xDeEM.jpg

      I think I've turned into Jimmy.
      >early 20s
      >fat
      >unemployed
      >living at parent's
      >smoke dope, jerk off, play games

      >late 20s
      >overweight but lift
      >stuck in a just under 6 figure 9-5 wfh job I hate
      >living with roommates
      >drink, jerk off, play shitty dad games to cope
      anyone else?

      Same but I'm 50. It gets easier when you figure out the welfare system. I've been gaming and not doing shit but wacking my dick since the 80s. Working is for sheep.

      Honestly I kneel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just wait until you're grandpa simpson, it will happen sooner than you think especially as the Ganker sort who probably wasn't fully with it to begin with.
      Might take longer to notice depending on how much you interact with the youth, if you don't much you were probably not with it years before you noticed

      Not the weed part, this is easily the most anti marijuana of the major websites

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Guess I'm in the 6%.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would be me but I'm only skinnyfat, not fat

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        also I don't play videogames anymore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It gets worse when you're in your late 30s and still doing this shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is an anti-weed board, loser

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >straight edging gamer
        What did he mean by this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I live on my own making 6 figs and I'm not fat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i have a job but it pays so little that i still have to live with my parents
      Also i don't smoke

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, that's a meme
      94% here are out of shape, but I'd say really fat people are a minority
      Most people work because most people grew up and don't have the luxury of living at their parents' expenses
      I don't think many people smoke dope among nerds
      Jerk off yeah sure
      Nobody plays games here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most anons are either obese or emaciated twigs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can confirm.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      .... i am still in my young 20's r-right Gankerros?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw 35 2 weeks ago

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You dont look like that.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My gf does (but she's 38)

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >My MtF trans gf does (but he’s 38)
              FIFY, you’re welcome. I know phoneposting sucks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You’re a boomer by all rights. It’s over. Euthanasia is the only answer now. Especially if you’ve never had sex (which no, rubbing your peepee on your cum crusted waifu pillow doesn’t count).
        Time to go boomer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't smoke dope since i was 26 hhehehe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      drugs are for Black folk and the Black personbrained
      i haven't played a single videogame in more than 5 years

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        found the conservacuck christgay filtered by marijuana

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      100%

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not true. I am early 20s, average/normal height and weight, play games but don't smoke, and take college classes full-time.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fat
    >smoke dope
    eliminate these and you got me
    i have actually tried to get a job though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you're gonna be a neet you may as well be a fat lazy drug addicted neet as well

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So stop being him?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its not that simple

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's a lot of time to turn back. Do it now.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, you're a loser, congratulations. Such is the norm for potheads.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    early 20s is still a lot of time
    just act now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, no one is expecting you to have anything together at that point

      Just don't take peoples low expectations of you for granted

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Early 20s is 23 or 24. People absolutely expect you to have graduated and have your shit together. You're just a loser.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously, people who b***h in their 20s about life being over still have plenty of time. Try being 30's, THAT'S when you need to start worrying.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m 74. It’s only over when it’s over and done.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I’m 74

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          where were you on 9/11

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I’m 74

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good try but the captcha is impossible for anyone older than 50

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No it's not. If you haven't stated a family by that time, or at least married, your life is unironically over.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's passable if you're in your early 20s as long as you don't lean into it too hard and have active plans to change your shit up in the next couple of years. Just don't let it consume you or go on for the next decade anon. If you get stuck in a rut, try exercising. I know that sounds gay and like telling somebody to brush their teeth or eat vegetables, but the endorphins make you feel better than weed and making small changes can snowball into better lifestyle choices. If you get stuck, do small shit to build some momentum and then make a plan for yourself to get out of it. Also don't expect girls or friends to want to engage with you too much when you're living like that, you're making a tradeoff of social value for personal time. Outside of all that, try to enjoy yourself in the meantime lil bro and remember that when you're ready to get back on your feet, there's always a way forward

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    same but im 35

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed the relationship he had with his dad.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    anonymous

    test

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same but after I got pinned for disability and the government pays me to live I just stopped caring all together
    Zero motivation as I do frick-all and jerk off all day feels weird but I'm content like this surprisingly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same but I'm 50. It gets easier when you figure out the welfare system. I've been gaming and not doing shit but wacking my dick since the 80s. Working is for sheep.

      Based

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >government pays me to live
      is it comfy living?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tbqh i think society would be better off if we just let people do this instead of forcing incompetents to do fake busywork jobs that they hate. let strivers strive and everyone else chill

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The thing is a lot more people need that busy work than it might seem. Most people "hate" their jobs but it's mostly just talk and the cushy job where they don't have to do ANYTHING or neeting drives most of them up the wall. There aren't really as many real neets as it appears. Look at what happened during the coof. A lot of people liked a better balance that WFH provided but tons of people went utterly nuts without a job environment. I think a lot of people don't want to work but need it.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    enchantment!

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same but I'm 50. It gets easier when you figure out the welfare system. I've been gaming and not doing shit but wacking my dick since the 80s. Working is for sheep.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >There are people over double my age posting on here
      Holy frick you're older than my parents.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How does that make you feel? This is your fate.
        t. been here for 18,5 years

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hi fellow gamer. Just getting in that time. Not 50 yet, but I bet it'll get sooner than I think. Feeling old already, and sometimes without hope. Hooked up in a long relationship, no kids, no debs, own house (parents house tbh) decent rig, decent intellect, but still wondering around like a bar fly. I'm not getting the obnoxious grin old bastard facade, but getting on the border of being a traveler or just stay mentally stable.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kys tendie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does it get lonely at that age without kids
      I'm already feeling it at 30

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick do you get to your 30s and still feel lonely. That shit should have ended in your early 20s.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know, anon, but I did somehow and I do
          I've been volunteering with meals on wheels in my town for a few years now. The oldies I visit without any kids are so sad, the way they almost always want to talk for a while. I'm starting to get afraid

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If it makes you feel any better, even the oldies with kids get lonely as frick. Mainly because their kids are out of the house living their own lives and what not.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think it's natural to feel lonely. We're biologically made to want to have children and a family, but times have changed and things are different. That being said, there have been people throughout history who have no children despite it being abnormal in their time. A lot of inventors, artists, etc would sometimes be these people. I think what helps is to have some sort of passion or goal in mind. Most people are aimless and simply work to live and have a family along the way. That's why if they fail at this or the family moves away they end up being the weird lonely dude. You just need to find something you actually give a shit about and work on that. Whatever it be, just find something you'd be proud of doing and leaving behind once you die.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >le i am literally just like tesla cope because i play guitar
              >did you le know that isaac newton was also an incel (i am pretty much like him)

              every fricking time, you people are so predictable

              you are just an incel loser and you are coping with your failure to reproduce

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>le i am literally just like tesla cope because i play guitar
                >>did you le know that isaac newton was also an incel (i am pretty much like him)
                Both true, I'm an aristocrat and I carry the soul of White civilization in my heart. I have infinite time and resources and my wealth of ideas will make me immortal beyond the need for heirs.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah definitely sounds like white cope
                >if I die, I win

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone dies, Anon

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not me

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>le i am literally just like tesla cope because i play guitar
                >>did you le know that isaac newton was also an incel (i am pretty much like him)
                Literally me

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw I'm actually related to Isaac Newton
                Haha, I'm such a disappointment to my family.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well I happen to be related to moot

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you sound like my dumbass pol friend who told me hes related to the pilgrims on the mayflower

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >picrel
                I've seen manlets and literal frankensteins get laid before with attractive women ~7/10. You literally need to have a gimmick and stick to it.
                >fit
                >funny
                >rich
                >tall
                3 of those 4 you get work towards getting and is possible for anyone to get. But most of you will just give up after 3 or 4 dates and think all women are c**ts. Believe me I've had some incredibly shit luck before dating but I've also had really good dates as well without even trying. We live in shit times with incredibly picky women but being a loser is a frame of mind. Stop thinking like one and you'll stop being one. Simple as.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how's valunteering like and how did you get into doing it?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's not terribly momentous, it's basically just a thing I go to for a few hours. It's just like a delivery job, but with 99% old or disabled people and 1% people who can't cook while they're recovering from an accident or something. There isn't anything or anybody difficult, at least not on my run
              I wanted to get out of the house a bit so I just googled the number for the local meals on wheels org and called the volunteer coordinator, did a quick interview and got rostered on

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                well that's good of you, anon.
                based seeing kind and caring individuals here on Ganker

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's why one doesn't need kids but still needs a long term partner. From where else would a man fulfill his emotional need, no matter how little?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You’re a good man.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Elder Saint of Neets

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking How

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pushing 30
      my buddy showed me the dream
      staying home all day, ripping bong tokes. listening to music at loud volume
      not having a job rocks. food bank keeps me eating. an ounce of weed lasts me the whole month. working on a side hustle for booze money

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking kneel. Living the dream

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i fricking kneel neet sama orz

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're like the fat old loser in doujins who somehow still fricks hot chicks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its called rape.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go get into trades, and have some ambition about it. For example, electrician is a career where you can be a foreman or project manager for large industrial projects running crews of union guys in under 10 years if you're dedicated.
    >inb4 muh knees
    Your knees are gonna get scraped up anyway if you continue down the path you're on, your parents are gonna die eventually and you'll be sucking dick for rent money in no time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Go get into trades
      >just ruin your body and work long hours building overpriced mchouses for foreign invaders bro
      yeah no I'd sooner kill myself than be a tradie. this is coming from an ex tradie. absolutely shit line of work.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ruin your body
        >this is coming from an ex tradie
        In other words, someone who either couldn't hack it for more than a couple years, or someone who was in the bottom percentile and failed to promote up

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          someone who got sick of constantly working around morons for a few dollars above minimum wage. nobody above room temperature IQ is going to fall for the trades meme.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >nobody above room temperature IQ
            >Ganker

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tradie is all physical labor
          Your destroy your body for money and shit
          Unless you're in a management position you're fricked

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Tradie is all physical labor
            This is correct but acting like ALL trades destroy your body is moronic. For example, locksmithing requires more know-how and technical skills instead of being pure physical labor. The trick is to go for a trade like that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bro, I went to trade school in my country for programming and I've been working from home for the past 3 years in the company I did my last internship, I'm literally earning above average right now and I don't even work the full 8 hours a day since they don't control me in any way besides expecting me to have done the work.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in the same boat, but my dad's friend wants me to be a plumber and has offered to take me up as his apprentice. dunno what the proper course of action should be, since i hate work.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dunno what the proper course of action should be, since i hate work
      Ask yourself what your alternative path and its prospects are

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do it. I'm a lawyer and can't find a fricking job, AND plumbers make 3x what I WOULD make, for half the hours.

      Smart people make money my ass, it's the strong/useful.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's the point of earning money if you fricking OBLITERATE your body in the process. People meme about office jobs being bad for your back/posture but every single tradesman over 40 is held together with tramadol and fricking glue. They can't do anything with their cash aside from chill in their houses and ache nonstop from all the shit they had to put up with.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the UR GONNA KILL UR BODY meme
          Nta. About half of tradespeople work themselves up into office and supervisory roles for more pay in under a decade. Just don't suck. You can autistically focus on vidya, right? Do that IRL too.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >from all the shit they had to put up with
          >Plumber
          i see what you did there anon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's the point making money if you don't have the time to use it?

          There was this office dude who had worked 80 hour weeks since 20, had like 60+ million dollars, retired at 50 and died of a heart attack. I'm sure his wife is having a REALLY fun time right now, lmao.

          Idk. Work fricking sucks dick. Regular office jobs are comfy, but specialised ones just don't pay well unless you shit hours into them, which in the long run has just as big a toll on your brain/heart etc.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wtf are you gonna do with 60 mil that you can't do with 8?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are gonna be a plumber not a fricking plantation slave
          Jesus fricking Christ is like you people are made of cardboard

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but my father was a plumper and staying on your knees and back fricking with fixtures for hours at a time and needing to lug heavy as shit waterheaters and toilets builds up
            He's 61 and groans in pain everytime he stands up because his knees are so bad

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you fricking OBLITERATE your body in the process.
          Like most trades it is indeed physically demanding but it doesn’t frick your body as much as other trades. Shit like concreting, landscaping and bricklaying are all fricked and should be avoided

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >People meme about office jobs being bad
          I mean, they are extremely bad. I won't say they are worse than trades, but I've seen two co-workers kneel over dead in the office in their 50s

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >plumber anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sorry about your bad gig. im dumb as a brick and dont deserve any opportunities really.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm a lawyer and can't find a fricking job
        Explain

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I live in Australia. Lawyers make about 40-50k USD starting here up to about 90k USD on average. We work the same hours as our american counterparts who are paid 8x the salary.

          There's also too many lawyers here. 50% of law graduates end up working in another field with a double degree. I did NOT do a double degree.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I live in Australia
            I'm sorry to hear that, hopefully things get better for you.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            maybe you should start an onlyfans and give legal advice naked

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dunno what the proper course of action should be
      of course you should work as a fricking plumber

      Do it. I'm a lawyer and can't find a fricking job, AND plumbers make 3x what I WOULD make, for half the hours.

      Smart people make money my ass, it's the strong/useful.

      are you his dad's friend?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that is genuinely a godly freebie being handed to you
      you don't have to take it obviously, but just know that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wish i was in your position

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wish I had that anon, my dad just told me "go to school". Now I have a bunch of debt for a degree and a job that a monkey could do. I don't have to work with my hands but I do have to get told what to do by women all day which is worse. I wish I had someone who actually gave a shit about me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m a software engineer and every day I wish I had just become a plumber. Instead of taking debt to learn, trade school pays you to learn (not much, but you’re literally being paid rather than paying). Because plumbing problems are usually urgent (can’t live without a toilet) you can charge a ton for same day service. If you pass on this opportunity you deserve to wallow in filth like a pathetic rat.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick it, I'll bite (Hi glowies!)
      >Late 20's
      >Decently fit, maybe even Chad-lite
      >Unemployed
      >Living at my brothers' (He's out of country)
      >Drink, walk dog, play vidya

      I've tried to make my own life but failed so hard I kind of lost it:

      >Buy old house in the countryside...only for it to turn out to be undocumented (it was broken into and wanted to sell it but couldn't) and the only thing I bought is the right to be the moron that pays the taxes...whoops
      >Tried several jobs, some of them ALMOST sticking (acting, warehouse, petcare) but ALL fell through for one reason or another (Pay issues, my dog being an obstacle etc)
      >Almost had a wife and kids but potential father-in-law said the dog's place is outside, in a chain. I told the prick I'd sooner kick the woman than the dog out and yeah...it never even started LOL
      If it weren't for my brother I'd be homeless

      Give it a shot anon, opportunities like that are VERY rare

      for the love of God, please reduce added sugars from your diet and move towards eliminating them completely
      do not turn to sugar substitutes like sucralose, stevia either, natural ingredients is the goal

      stop fattening yourselves, it's a huge debuff to all your stats

      >stevia either
      Bro that's natural, and the most damning side-effect is that in extreme quantities it acts like birth control.

      I consume a non-zero amount of diet soft drinks which usually have aspartame or sucralose in them. It helps keep me o track while I'm dieting

      How much is TOO much?

      Do some research and go for Stevia + sugar drinks. They're decently common and usually not too expensive. To iterate on anon's

      sucralose = bad
      aspartame = good
      monk fruit = good
      stevia = good
      anything else = bad

      list:
      >Aspartame, K (Potassium) acesulfate = POISON
      >Sucralose, HFCS = Try to avoid
      >Cyclamate, saccharine = Safe
      >Sugar = Acceptable
      >Stevia = VERY GOOD
      >Honey = THE BEST (but very uncommon in drinks, sadly)
      For the best results, try limiting consumption to half a liter a day (roughly a medium McD cup/standard plastic bottle). I drink 2 glasses of juice/soda a day tops and thanks to that I'm still in pretty good shape.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We got him everyone, nice work.
        Meeting Room 06 everyone in 5 and lets start working on the lawsuit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how about erythritol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it was me, i'd at least try it
      sure would beat being in a lumber mill

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do it you idiot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You would be a fool to turn down a potential lifetime career that makes an easy 6 figures a year.
      Trade skills are forever needed and if you're halfway competent, your job is also secure forever, barring injury or something personal.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao wait until you're in your late twenties. Nothing ever changes.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've successfully broken out of two of these habits
    >Early 20's
    >fat
    >employed
    >moved out
    >jerk off and play vidya all day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You broke out of being early 20's and employed didn't you, Anon?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You lost me at smoking dope, only disgusting subhumans get stoned

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like something a paranoia stricken anxietygay would say

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >early 20s
    >fit
    >employed
    >in school
    >live at parents
    >smoke dope, jerk off, play games
    I think I'm normal.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Start stashing your money away now so when you get sick of living with your parents you don't have to pay some homosexual landlord 1/3 of your monthly income to live in an uncomfortable space worth half of what you're paying for it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, you're right! I haven't really thought about saving yet.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you turned into a fat ugly israelite?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Townley isn't a israeli name, is it? I think he's just physically israeli

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >early 30s
    >physically out of shape but not fat
    >unemployed but take care of my 1 year old son
    >living with wife
    >take edibles, jerk off, play games
    I can't fricking tell if I made it or not. Some things change some things stay the same

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unemployed
      >a father
      >spends his gibs on fricking edibles
      kys, theyre better off without you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >physically out of shape but not fat
      What all fat people say.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your kid and wife will grow to hate you. Please try to be better for them.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >21
    >skinnyfat, somewhat
    >neet
    >live with mom and siblings because mom divorced my dad recently
    >just play games and jerk off all day
    >no skills no future
    but goddamnit if it isnt pretty comfy, I could do this for years but i should probably get a job again soon, my saved up money is running out

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this but I'm skinny and don't have access to drugs.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >late 30s
    >lean
    >self-sufficient portfolio
    >living with wife in shared house
    >smoke dope, jerk off, play games
    >also do hard things that I find meaningful
    If you're gonna be a NEET, boyos, be a self-funded NEET. It feels better.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >30
    >fat
    >employed
    >live with mom
    >jerk off and play games

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just stop being fat ffs.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only early 20s

    weak

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Try late 20s.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fat
    stop eating too much
    >unemployed
    get a job
    >living at parent's
    use this to save some money until you can your own place
    >smoke dope
    stop right now
    >jerk off
    not bad unless you spend the day gooning
    >play games
    if you get a job you won't be playing all day anyway

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder, statistically, how many depressed anons have killed themselves

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love coming across posts like htis on the archive and thinking about where they are.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I slightly understand that feel. Not that hard, I definitely drank and did fun things, but man, I wish I had fricked, and I wish it had lasted longer, and most of all I wish I hadn't lost contact with every friend I ever had along the way so I didn't feel so alone in the world.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same dude. Im 30 and i live on my own and shit but the only 2 things i regret most of my life is that i didnt frick enough and i didnt fight enough. Dont let fear conquer you, it will only make you more miserable.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i never even drank
        never too late to start!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zero because only happy people are allowed on here

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >finally start trying to improve my life and climb out of my depression
    >parents still abusing me and trying to drag me down with them
    >actively refuse my help when they're fricking 70 and I'M the one who's needed help for over a decade
    I would rather have never been born than have the family I do

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my parents stole my savings $20,000 and use my room as an extension of their (actual) hoarding problem stacked to the ceiling
      Also my skin disease has started affecting my face and everything hurts
      I hate living. Im going to kill myself soon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >my parents use my room as an extension of their (actual) hoarding problem stacked to the ceiling
        what the frick is it with boomers and hoarding? my parents are like this too. if I ever get my own place I'll keep it as empty as possible on purpose

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >if I ever get my own place I'll keep it as empty as possible on purpose
          This is what I do since I've moved out. I literally only have a bed, a chair, and a desk (and a kitchen and bathroom of course). If I didn't have my gf visit from time to time, I'd even have skipped the bed.
          I fricking hate owning things. It just causes trouble and makes the apartment harder to keep clean.

          I don't even use drawers. My clothes are just folded into piles on the floor.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Make sure to kill them first and leave a note

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope you finally find peace in death

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >early 20s
    so you were born past the year 2000? you have to be 18 to use this site

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >employed
    >Bought my own apartment
    >Bought $1500 gaming pc
    >Couldn't enjoy gaming as much due to fatigue from 55 working hours per week
    I could've had stayed NEET forever but I don't want to disappoint my parents.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was just like him in my 20s but I became a multi millionaire by age 35. Don't lose hope

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I lost my virginity to a black guy on grindr cumming inside me and it literally cured my depression

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he gave you parasites. your depression is gone because they need their host to live. sorry homosexualanon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        unironically somewhat true.
        over evolution our bodies basically learned to live with certain parasites to the point that their absence correlates with certain autoimmune diseases.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        honestly worth it
        I did book an std screening today
        I'm finally on medicaid and I can do my own medical shit for the first time in my life and it's kind of weird
        I feel like I'm 10 years behind where I should be but considering my abusive family i guess arrested development makes sense
        I wish my brother helped me instead of fricking off on normalgay adventures, I have literally no one to help me learn how to live my fricking life for the first time when I'm nearly 30
        I just got in a violent fight with my nearly 70 year old parents today

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nothing worse than a close sibling fricking off, leaving you in the dust and then refusing to contact you or answer your calls. i know that feel. anyways hope you dont have Black personAIDS.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            me and him were never that close, my parents had him when they still had money and he grew up being a rich normalhomosexual going to disneyworld and the all white private school and then I went to the fricking Hispanic and downtown Black person school and they never bought me a car or anything like they did multiple times for my brother (which he all crashed) and my mother was drinking and abusive since I was born and my dad only stopped hitting me because I fricked him up the last time he did it
            he's literally dying of COPD and he just threatened to punch me tonight like I couldn't fricking murder him with my bare hands lol
            I hate my family so much

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >they never bought me a car or anything like they did multiple times for my brother (which he all crashed)
              bad behavior unironically gets rewarded in life. if you're quiet and never get into trouble you will just get less attention from the people you care about

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shiiiet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kys homosexual.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jokes on them, I'm not in my early 20s

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a fat frick in my mid 20s living at my parents but I got a degree and a Work from home job so I'm collecting money I barely spend because all I do is play video games.
    I'm not even sure if I should feel successful or like a loser.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fat
      >living with parents
      >degree and job
      Depends what degree and what job.
      >only hobby is vidya
      Loser.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for the love of God, please reduce added sugars from your diet and move towards eliminating them completely
    do not turn to sugar substitutes like sucralose, stevia either, natural ingredients is the goal

    stop fattening yourselves, it's a huge debuff to all your stats

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I consume a non-zero amount of diet soft drinks which usually have aspartame or sucralose in them. It helps keep me o track while I'm dieting

      How much is TOO much?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sucralose = bad
        aspartame = good
        monk fruit = good
        stevia = good
        anything else = bad

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actually Jimmy gets a job at Burger Shot at the end of the game
    You're doing worse than him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He works at the arcade for his Uncle Lester's friend in online

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That was the joke back in 2013, it was an intentional jab at their playerbase. A ton of players loved self inserting and saying they were Trevor, when in reality they were just a Jimmy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      god, it's been ten fricking years

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >When you find out Jimmy is actually little Pete from The Adventures of Pete and Pete

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's not many excuses for the others but I can at least sympathize with the "still living with parents" part since rent and housing has either doubled or tripled in the last decade in most cities, and wages haven't really gone up that much to compensate. Can't really blame you for staying home when a decent 1bed is $1k-1.5k a month depending on where you live.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same but 30 and employed

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >40
    >100% disability since 30
    >poorgay tier income now, but managed to scrape together enough eventually to get a loan for a house
    >bought a decent house from the 50s in the complete wilderness, sepctacular views, no neighbors, decent amount of land of my own including my own personal forest
    >just putter around working on the house when i have money and draw animegirls & manga when i dont
    >less and less gaming cause its shit
    its not so bad, certainly 1000x better than slaving for globalhomosexual and trying to fit into todays society
    swallow the wilderness pill
    live free

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Live free
      (By scamming the tax office)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm steadily building savings so I can buy a house in a remote area and be hermitpilled. I've got about 100+ physical games for all my old consoles that I'm gonna work through once my life is set up in such a way no one will ever need to bother me again. I look forward to dying alone and my body being discovered 6 months later

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        very nice, i can wholeheartedly recommend it, first time i was able to relax my brain all the time was when i moved out here

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been honestly considering signing on to go do some humanitarian work in Gaza. Feels like one of the most dignified ways to end it.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same except 27 and don't do dope

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm doing the same thing in my early 30s. I blame my mom for trying to control everything I do.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe it's not Jonah Hill.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 40. Vp in IT for an investment bank. Plenty of money. Smoke weed every night after work. Play games 4/5 times a week. There is always a third way.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >there are people here itt who think you can somehow avoid having a broken body doing a trade
    lollmao

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is most people in their early 20s and eventually you make it and improve.

    I am 35 and didn't leave my parents until I was 25 and then I came back a couple years after that for 2 years to save for a house.

    Now I've "made it" with a nice house, a 6 fig job and all the nerd shit I want.

    Just keep pushing forward OP.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't live with your parents, right Ganker?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im studying what the frick am i supposed to do Black person

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, like any based grown up big boy I moved out at 31, which was last year.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sure do brotherman. It’s alright but the inability to even try to bring girls home is starting to frick with my head.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. I’m a moron that spilts 1650 for a 2 bedroom apartment with a room mate who seems to hate my guts yet is still trustworthy and reliable to hold his share each month. Now I’m drowning in bills and don’t have the money to go out and do something on the weekends like an early 20 normalgay should do besides drink.
      Don’t fall for the independence meme. If you have a good family you stick with them and pay your load as a man. Nothing to be ashamed for about that. And even if you are, Motels are available to get laid at

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    living with your parents is normal in most parts of the world as you pool resources and become stronger together
    its in the west where we eject our kids when they are still teenagers just to get rid of the little frickers
    no sense of family over here anymore, but it will start to come back now as offspring literally cannot afford to live on their own anymore and HAVE to live at home

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the world is yours in your early 20s, the doors of possibilities will open to you readily. Is there anything you're good at? start working on it now and in 5 years you'll be an expert. Figure your shit out OP and help your parents however you can while they're still around, good luck

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve been like him when the game came out and still am.
    God I hate my life

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    at parent's
    why do americans think this is bad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm american and people are always expect me to hate living with my folks and get confused when I say that it's honestly pretty fricking dope living in a paid off house with people I love where everyone has a job and no problem sharing bills. It's amazing how much less stressful life is when you have a fat wad of disposable income to throw at problems, this fricking kicks ass compared to being broke in my "own" apartment.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Part of me wants to sell my house for $200K profit and move back in with the parents, but I like sex too much.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          just frick your mom

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's viewed as not being an adult or some shit, despite the fact that the percentage of 30+ still living with their parents is higher than ever.
      It's also pretty hard to break into the housing market if you are spending like 1600+ a month on rent for a 1 bedroom condo in the city, like I was before moving back in with my parents.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      their parents are the result of sexual liberation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't speak for others but even though my parents were supportive, they never treated me like an adult until I moved out.
      The second I moved out it was like a light-switch went off, and now every time I visit for a week during Christmas and Thanksgiving they treat me with respect as an adult in a way they never did before.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the great depression is what fricked everything over
      inheritance of small farms gone
      kicking out of males and the normalization go be a man attitude was created
      the 50s boom occurred and the success established that the people who kicked their kids out did nothing wrong
      the idea of go be on your on never left and now anyone who lives at home is considered a failure still especially by women who have increased standards do to social media

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was expected and possible in first world countries to just purchase a home at a young age, nowadays that seems less likely or outright impossible in the short term

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's literally me except I'm 27, don't live with my parents or do drugs.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >unemployed
    He actually became a janny for the gta online protag's arcade.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reading through this thread as a guy with a house and a wife, it's awesome, you guys are such fricking losers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nuh uh my mom says I'm cooler than you

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I hate my life

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mid 20's
    >Live with parents, uncle and aunt
    >Have an okayish paying career job with 51K yearly salary
    >Pay for internet, family phone plan, groceries and rent
    >In turn don't have to worry about loans and shit that comes from buying a house myself
    You guys do realize you can live with family AND be a productive member of the household right?

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >27
    >morbidly obese
    >unemployed
    >living with mother
    >jerk off and play games
    Anyone else feel a surge of self-hatred whenever they see happy couples and friends outside? Not full-blown autistic Elliot Rodger psychosis, just bitter loneliness.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was morbidly obese when I was 25 and the good news for you anon is that it’s easy to lose weight when you’re obese. Just eat way less. You’re a neet so you can, eat an apple for breakfast then nothing until dinner then an apple at night.

      You’ll lose weight fast. You’ll lose even faster if you do that and go on walks. I lost 110 pounds without setting foot in a gym.

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was me in 2018, now I'm reaching my late 20s it's almost the same except I have a job. I plan to move out soon, and I'm losing the weight, slow but steady, things are looking up.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some of you guys need to stop being such pussies and put your nose to the grindstone. Overcoming bad parenting is hard but nobody can do it but you. Sitting around being a pussy and feeling bad for yourself is just going to keep you sliding down the slippery slope of being an unlikeable worthless frick face. And if you just sit around thinking about doing things instead of actually just getting up and doing them, you've already lost the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow
      what phenomenal advice
      i like how you said absolutely nothing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon the advice is to get up and do something. You can't change shit by doing the same thing over and over again. There is no profound answer. You're fat? Eat less. Your room is dirty? Clean it. Do you stay inside your room every day? Start going outside. It's simple.

        You think it goes without saying? It doesn't. Most worthless fricks repeat the same shit every single day and then complain that they're losers.

        The best advice i think an incel could get is to embrace the discomfort of change. The sad fact of life is that most worthwhile change in life is going to be obtained through discomfort and pain. Incels aren't willing to accept that discomfort because most of them are spoiled brats. You have to embrace the discomfort of change or there is no hope for you. That is a fact.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've done that tons of times and nothing's changed. It's an empty platitude.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You radically changed the things you do and nothing about your life changed? You're either lying or you have up too early. You probably gave up too early. Now you're going to doom yourself to a mediocre being because you couldn't touch it out long enough, you'll use your failure as an excuse to stay comfortable and keep perpetuating your bull shit. I feel sorry for you anon.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Just work your ass off to pay for my gibs while you get nothing in return!
              How about.... no.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This is what people full of shit always say because something worked out for them. Reality is you just got lucky. Survivorship bias is a b***h.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, you really think your actions have no influence on the outcome of your life? How fricking stupid can you possibly be? Btw I grew up with no parents and the people I did live with were fricking weirdo abusive c**ts. I changed my outcome to spite my circumstances

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It worked for me, if it doesn't work for you then you are lazy!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody said you're lazy. You're saying "it" worked out for me. It's not about something working out for you, you have to keep fricking trying over and over and over again. I failed over and over again and so will anyone who tries doing anything worthwhile

                I'm not saying you're going to become a fricking lawyer and make 6 figures. But do I think you can make 50k a year and live a solid life? Yes I do believe that, stop being a b***h and believe in yourself anon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The last job I had I had to pay for a license, worked almost 50 hours a week and was in a dangerous environment where every week I got hurt either from a fall, breathing in toxic gas or almost being attacked by a crackhead in a car. I was making less then min wage all things considered and if I would have stayed and "moved up" to make 6 dollars more I still wouldn't even be able to afford to live on my own still with the highest position available on top of working more hours so I would have zero personal time. So I quit and was called lazy for doing so by my family. So shut the frick up as if you know anything.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                are you okay anon?
                what job was it?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It was a landfill job after I lost my last job due to covid. The first major red flag was that as a part of the job description I was told to go digging through the trash for useful items, put it aside and sell them to customers while I was not allowed a cut. The second biggest red flag was that everyone, from people who came by who previously worked there to even the managers themselves were saying you are being underpaid and said people don't even last a month here in my position.

                >Are you okay?
                I'm just really, really frustrated is all. I was so exhausted I would just lay in bed and mostly sleep on my days off and I am being told by my mother on how lazy I am for not sticking with it despite everyone at my work praising me for how much effort I put into everything I do.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm just really, really frustrated is all. I was so exhausted I would just lay in bed and mostly sleep on my days off and I am being told by my mother on how lazy I am for not sticking with it despite everyone at my work praising me for how much effort I put into everything I do.
                Reminds me of my receptionist job, but you actually did real work. I'm sorry, anon. We live in the most schizophrenic fricking society.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you're able bodied attend a maritime academy. Get your AB or an engineering license. Get away from your parents and away from wherever you live.

                Go to sea, anon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I just need to learn to focus again.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You'll make more money than below minimum wage and you will have plenty of time to focus at sea. Look in it. Just a suggestion.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Holy frick you sound like such a fricking pussy. You walked into a job that was awful and unsafe? Okay, quit and get a new job you fricking cry baby. Do you know how many people that has happened to? Do you think you're special?

                Imagine being such a fricking moron that you walk into a horrible work environment and instead of quitting you just keep working there and crying about it. Do you know you have agency over your life and actions? Are you a fricking 12 year old?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >and get a new job
                So you are either baiting or a boomer, not genuine with your words. Got it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >WAAAHHHHH WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO APPLY FOR A JOB?! THAT'S EFFORT!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, got it, you're a fricking moron. Nobody said it would happen instantly, dip shit.

                Oh I think I know what's going on. You're one of those people who applies to 3 jobs a week and then pretends there's no work out there.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                3 job applications a week should be more than enough to get a job and if you think its not you are the problem

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I applied to over 500 positions over the course of 6 months to get my current corporate gig.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                As someone who has applied to over a hundred jobs and never gotten an interview beyond Mcdonald's, I have no future.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I only managed to get two jobs. One was because of nepotism but I was treated like shit anyway, and the other was because they literally hired anybody and put them through the ringer to fire them shortly after.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hahahaha, same.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >3 job applications a week should be more than enough
                lol, this has to be bait

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I am completely serious
                if your society needs hundreds even thousands of "applications" to work there is something seriously wrong with it and anyone who defends it with "i put my time in and put all those darn applications out" is a moron who consents to their slavery

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I was told by my dumbass mother to just hand in my application to the same place everyday. I tried telling her that's a good way to get blacklisted and the last time I did that the manager told me to stop.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's nothing worse than a capable grown man with a persecution complex. Your parents must be ashamed of you.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if your society needs hundreds even thousands of "applications" to work there is something seriously wrong
                no shit sherlock but this is a reality for most countries.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Straight out of college I applied to 50 jobs (2/day) and landed 5 interviews. This was in 2018.
                This year I've done the same thing. Same amount of applications later I haven't landed a single interview

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I had recruiters reach out to me regularly when Trump was president.

                Nowadays I am lucky to get a job offer once a quarter.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I had recruiters reach out to me regularly when Trump was president.
                Now imagine how bad it is in Canada with people who constantly vote in communists into office then wonder why the economy is doing horrible.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >le neoliberalz are le communist
                Maybe you are too stupid to get a job

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >le neoliberalz are le communist
                Yes

                Woah damn those evil unions for making those innocent corporations and heroic job creators pay people. We should all get nuerolinks and volunteer at tesla centres then we will all be happy and free to serve our corpo gods as reagan intended.

                >Completely missing the point
                lel

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Go play in traffic.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mad you got outted or what?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are moronic. Simple as.

                >corporate greed is out of control
                >clearly this is the fault of unions and their ability to strike
                >imagine being this much of corporate dick sucker
                what makes americans like this

                No kidding. It makes more sense once you consider these are propaganda poisoned terminally online NEETs.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's so they can say nobody qualifies so they can hire family, friends or do diversity hires which has a whole host of other reasons.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This wasn't an issue a couple years ago. Companies just aren't hiring because sales are down and consumers are buying less due to inflation directly caused by the Biden Administration funding the Ukraine war and gibs.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You only need so many employees to a product, anon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody said you're lazy. You're saying "it" worked out for me. It's not about something working out for you, you have to keep fricking trying over and over and over again. I failed over and over again and so will anyone who tries doing anything worthwhile

                I'm not saying you're going to become a fricking lawyer and make 6 figures. But do I think you can make 50k a year and live a solid life? Yes I do believe that, stop being a b***h and believe in yourself anon.

                oh, you had government assistance
                that explains everything

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ya know anon, when you're fricking up your life and not changing it, you become a master of deflection. Your brain deflects all criticism because it desperately wants to repeat the same fricking shit over and over again, because the alternative is hard. It's so predictable, I know as soon as I get into these conversations it's going to be nothing but deflection, I did it too

                But just know, your mind is sabotaging you. I'm sure you'll have a witty retort for this and that will also be your self sabotaging brain at work. The fact of the matter is, if you want to be drastically changed, you have to make drastic changes, your internal defenses won't change that.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                concern troll somewhere else, unwanted trash

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he's right homosexual

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, you're right though most people here won't admit it. The brain just immediately goes into Cope Mode to try and deflect the despair, etc.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Every time I tried to change things for the better it has only gotten worse.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You radically changed the things you do and nothing about your life changed? You're either lying or you have up too early. You probably gave up too early. Now you're going to doom yourself to a mediocre being because you couldn't touch it out long enough, you'll use your failure as an excuse to stay comfortable and keep perpetuating your bull shit. I feel sorry for you anon.

          man, shut up Black person lmao. You're right on most parts but frick you c**t. I bet your gay.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, playing it all off as a joke, that's another way incels cope. Just keep posting your little weeaboo reaction gifs to hide the pain.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So why haven't your parents given you an ultimatum or kicked you out yet?

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I was unemployed, I hate my job but it's better than being homeless I guess.

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not too late to change your life, man.
    t. moved out at 23

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >24
    >fat
    >three jobs (two full time remote + part time weekend job)
    >no drugs
    >frick escorts

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How to gain and keep food stamps as a NEET? They want me to work or volunteer.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I DIDNT WANT TO BE A NEET
    COLLEGE WAS A WASTE OF TIME WITH FALSE PROMISES

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same. I've applied to things constantly for 9 months and never gotten past 2nd interviews since I lost my last job in June last year. It's fricking ogre.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        longer you go without work too the larger the gap in your CV, its a losing game
        gotta know someone or just not play the game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The job market is shit so don't take it personally, just try and get experience right now.

        Its essentially a 2010 style market even though the Biden administration doesn't want to admit it. I know sr level fortune 100 managers who haven't been able to get dick the past year.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The job market is shit so don't take it personally, just try and get experience right now.

        Its essentially a 2010 style market even though the Biden administration doesn't want to admit it. I know sr level fortune 100 managers who haven't been able to get dick the past year.

        Now compound this with boomer parents who actually believe the "most jobs ever!" bullshit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best advice I'll ever be able to give any kid is "you don't need to go to college/university/etc", wish someone had told me that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we got shitty parents fed lies

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have good parents but am just a shitty person.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You will never have kids (and that's a good thing)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which degree?

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My country just went through its third "once in a lifetime" rescission and my mother still won't stop b***hing about how I am lazy for not having a steady job.

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same but I don't smoke

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was told the economy is better than ever which means you guys should have no issue getting 6 figure jobs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People over 35 unironically believe this as those same people vote for open borders and higher taxes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look at the unemployment numbers chud

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those white spoiled kids obviously don't want to work! Now, Muhammed on the other hand, he is a great worker despite me needing to clean up after his shit off the floor!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unemployment figures always seemed like a weird statistic since to be unemployed you have to still be looking for work. How big is the actual number if you factor in everyone that just gave up?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          many who gave up are still registered as looking for job to qualify for jobless welfare moneys

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >dude so many people got jobs
          >by the way thats because those people are working 2 or more jobs because covid destroyed entire career fields 🙂
          It's all bullshit.

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >jimmy like Elaine

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was a loser at 25 years old.

    Now I make 6 figures, own a house, have a hot wife and all the vidya I want.

    AMA

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did you meet your wife?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hinge. I started dating her while I was living at my parent's house saving for a home.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What job did you get and how long did it take? Having a home and a nice paying job sounds nice and I've kinda just been weighing my options lately.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Went from

        >intern at mid size software dev
        >entry level marketing at mid size software dev
        >marketing at another mid size software dev
        >consultant at big telecom
        >marketing manager at fortune 100

        Got into marketing by getting an MBA since my undergrad was worthless.I stayed at each job about 2 years except the second where I stayed for 10 months and bounced.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking sick, neat to hear. I'm 26 and I'm honestly a bit overwhelmed by all of options I have. Stories like yours are exciting.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't get my internship until I was 27 so you got time.

            Congratulations, you make a living wasting the cumulative time of all of humanity. Tens of millions of man hours are lost and millions of batteries worth of energy is wasted every day, because you just have to be a marketer. Unironically frick off out of this thread gayboy

            No.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Congratulations, you make a living wasting the cumulative time of all of humanity. Tens of millions of man hours are lost and millions of batteries worth of energy is wasted every day, because you just have to be a marketer. Unironically frick off out of this thread gayboy

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >21 years old
    >obese (100kg and 174cm)
    >never worked a day in my life
    >Living with me mom
    >dropped out of university last year (In fact I dropped a day before I was officially an uni student)
    >failed indie gamedev
    Owari da

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hello. Can you explain me, what you hear about Ai and game development?
      (I recently read few days ago that an AI can create entire games in 5-10 years, will people then be replaced..)

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers are just as fricked as millennials and I say this as a 30+ year old.

    The economy is almost as bad as the great recession, housing is insanely overpriced and they don't know how to interact with other humans because of lockdown and the internet.

    At the very least I knew how to talk to people even as a huge nerd because you had to physically go to a buddy's house to game with others.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The economy is worse than the great recession. Home prices back then we're cheap and you could get one if you didn't lose your ass in the initial fall. Now home prices are not only bad but being forced to be bad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is a good point, a ton of people were waiting for a housing crash that we never got.

        Back during the great recession you could get a house cheap. Meanwhile I bought my house in 2020 for $390K and its worth $600K now.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The worst thing is if the housing crash does happen where houses are cheap its all going to go to migrants first.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            based
            white people stole everything and now will get everything stolen from them

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >What did the Romans ever do for us?!

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you can fix the fat part easily anon just eat better and work out 3 times a week
    start with push ups every single day until they are easy then get a gym buddy
    after a year you'll be alright
    the rest IDK

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same, except I don't have a mancave in a mansion in the expensive part of an expensive city.

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Well, what did the Romans do for us?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who cares about the romans
      white b***hes are free game
      you losers arent even worth a Black person with a job
      white b***hes will chose tyrone the delivery man of fat frick you the loser
      total whitoid death

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's nice to know I'm not the only fat mid 20s-something living with my parents. I'm slowly improving, day by day, and I hope you anons are too.

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more on a situation where my parents lives with me, I have a job, "skinnyfat" but doing exercises, late 20s, and I keep playing games and jerk off.
    Eh, at least I don't smoke, I hate that crap.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my homie

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're unemployed, exercise. Just go out for a night jog you will feel better. Weigh yourself every day and pay attention to the trend not the scale.

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's wrong with living at your parent's house?
    I love my mom and dad, they've done alot for me and my siblings. I feel like its only fair to pay them back and spend times with them before they're a goner. I got a stable income and I can afford to buy (yes buy not rent) a house with enough savings but I chose not to, not til I done and married some poor girl.

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i tried working out for 6 months with barbell and plates and noticed i have gyno i'll never get rid of besides cosmetic surgery
    i also tried working in a restaraunt and was bullied and yelled at for not moving fast enough and fired after a week
    i dont get how normies do it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gyno
      are you juicing?
      if not chances are its just fat masquerading as breasts

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nope just shit genetics, everyone mogged me at the gym
        i would see people who started after make better and more progress than me
        it was too painful

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          try isolating your middle chest, just work on that shit till it grows, that way at least your chest is much more balanced

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i have gyno too
            i hate it so much
            i wish i hadn't been such a moron as a kid and gotten so fat in the first place
            it's enraging losing all the weight and still having breasts

            gyno is genetic dude, you're just born with it and can't do anything besides cosmetic surgery to change it
            if you work out you just get baloon breasts

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Bit girls love buff guys with balloon breasts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i have gyno too
      i hate it so much
      i wish i hadn't been such a moron as a kid and gotten so fat in the first place
      it's enraging losing all the weight and still having breasts

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Biden said the economy is the best its ever been. It's on you if you don't have a job with an economy this good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im literally michael

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that stuff is all well and good aside from the fat part. lose weight you fat pathetic frick.

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got a stripper pregnant so now all of my excess money goes to child support once a month.

    Sucks dude.

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure you're just a man in a system that's gone out of it's way to make you disposable. You think your dad was any other way? You ever listen to these "hard working" trades guys talk about the 80s. They were either drunk or high for most of the decade, showed up when they felt like it, had loser jobs, and the economy was so good that you could move out and be comfy just by working part time. It used to be pathetic to live at home because of how little effort it took to leave. You could walk down to the corner, throw a resume at the secretary, work 40 hours doing menial labour, and buy a new car, eat out every night, and still save for a house. My dad was a piece of shit in his twenties, and he acts like I need to get my shit together because I haven't bought a house yet. My dad has stories of my PASTOR partying naked on LSD, and they tell ME I need to keep it in my pants. Frick em, get neet bux, jerk off and smoke dope.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same boat here. What's even more fricked up when you realize the unions did everything to get the most money for these oldfricks with the least possible work and now all unions do is push diversity bullshit and blackmail governments with strikes and jobs that actually do need unions for safety shit and human rights get squat all assuming a union even exists.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Woah damn those evil unions for making those innocent corporations and heroic job creators pay people. We should all get nuerolinks and volunteer at tesla centres then we will all be happy and free to serve our corpo gods as reagan intended.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >corporate greed is out of control
        >clearly this is the fault of unions and their ability to strike
        >imagine being this much of corporate dick sucker
        what makes americans like this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          greed is out of control
          this is the fault of unions and their ability to strike
          Yes, it unironically is.
          >Give us more free shit for less work
          >OMG why is my job being cut?!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >work longer hours for less pay
            kek you burgers are the perfect corporate serfs

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And if you read my first post you would realize jobs that actually make you work more for less don't have the benefits of a union. But no, you sperged out when I brought up the fact that unions just make cozy jobs more cozy by blackmailing the government with strikes. It's almost like you are the rich fat cat yourself.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                im talking to a fat american neet trying to shill right to work garbage i am laughing at you

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your job gets cut regardless because someone from corporate needs to either match your wage to an Indian slave or cover up their frick up for that quarter. With a union you at least get proper severance and a link to another job. Dumb bootlicker.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Is that the excuse you are going with? Unions are the ones who are forcing in that diversity bullshit to start with and gives packages to the wrong people who abuse the system.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Famous union; Blackrock. Jump off a cliff. I am not giving up union benefits because some twitter thread caused you to shut your pants saying blacks can get union cards.

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Another thread of cringe moron life advice from people who never suffered

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tell us how you suffered

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        By being forced to see the walls of text you spam out

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i would never spam walls of text
          too much work

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'll take this cringe thread over politics shitflinging thread tbdesu

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I smoke before bed and always end up gooning for 2 hours

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that's somehow worse than being a wageslave that hates his life and has 2 hours of free time a day
    ?

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you do not have a based billionaire professional bank robber slash movie producer dad
    No, you haven't.

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Unemployed
    >Extremely depressed
    >Worked hard to un-NEET but hasn't worked out
    >No idea what other career path to try
    >Quit gaming
    >Lost 90 pounds
    >Want to rope
    Feels bad man

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When Jimmy wasn't being a huge b***h he was actually a cool guy. A couple hobbies and a schedule and he would be alright. You'll be alright too OP

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The same people who get angry at being called out for being a commie are the same ones defending unions blackmailing people
    Makes you think.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You think neoliberalism is the same as communism. You dont have to be either of those to see you are wrong.

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >Uncle shows you videos of bestiality when you're 12
    >Dad and mom aren't in the picture
    >Mind is irreparably damaged
    >No love to counteract trauma
    >Now expected to be normal and confirm to society

    Some of us just get a shit straw

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These are the funniest threads on Ganker

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's your typical 4chud carbs in a bucket and inverted social pyramid shitfest

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the stuff boomers promised doesn't exist anymore.
    Those benefits they exclusively get don't exist for anyone under 40.
    Good luck trying to convince the useless human resources c**t you're worth anything when you can just get fired for no reason, and have it track you for the rest of your life.
    videogames

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >early 20s
    >skinny fat
    >employed at a retail store
    >living at parents
    >make art, jerk off, play games
    I'm not sure if being a CC student makes this worse or better

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just start being a man.

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It might make me sound like a dick but poor people disgust me. I grew up with parents that both make 6 figures so I totally understand that part of it could be that it's just an unknown, but I genuinely hate being around them. They either stink, or they're ugly, or they're stupid, or they have some sort of mental disability. I'm trying just to be honest, why would I want to be around poor people if I don't have to? Where I live everyone is clean and educated, so what would I ever want to interact with the other side? When I have my family I will shield them again pooter families whenever I can, because when the net worth goes down, so do the traits that make us human, it seems.

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You still have some time to turn your life around so enjoy it for a little bit but keep an eye on your future.
    I know it's a bit harder in the US cause it seems you need to have your life figured out by the time you're 18 over there, but here I fricked around until I was like 24 and then I got serious, now I live on my own, have a comfy remote job, disposable income, etc.
    What I'm trying to say is don't feel the urge to have everything figured out NOW, enjoy life a bit, but don't become a lifelong addict lazy fat slob, try to think about what you're gonna do in a couple years.

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You literally just described 95% of men in America.
    You're a boring normal man in a deteriorating society.
    Wait'll you hit 30.

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had my first hookup last month at 37. I had had sex before but always when dating someone.

    Was wild meeting a girl off the internet and fricking within 10 minutes. Shame she was obese.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy your AIDS

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    living the life

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >37
    >fricked four women in my life, every one was like a dead fish, lost interest in them, prefer to fap
    >flunked out of CS back in 2008
    >living on my own, working night shifts at network mgmt centre since 2011
    >super easy tasks, basic troubleshooting
    >36 hour weeks
    >get every seventh week off
    >90% of shifts is downtime, working solo at the office
    >I basically get paid to read manga, play vidya and fap
    >half of my colleagues are weebs
    >play d&d with one of them
    yeah I can do this for the rest of my life ez

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I envy you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        search for positions at a NOC, they almost never have required credentials. some ask for basic networking cert (CCNA) which takes half a year to get, but you most likely can get hired anyway. if the company has a SPOC you can start there, which is customer service for businesses, ie no contact with private people, strictly professional. form there it should be ez to jump to the NOC, although a SPOC can be comfy too

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's a NOC?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Network Operating Centre, basically sit and monitor connections and network devices. Sounds technical but half of my colleagues couldn't install windows if their life depended on it.
            The companies treat you like a moron so everything you need to do has multiple simple guides written out for you since missing a deadline could cost the company big time.
            So basically, if something goes down, you just call someone else and tell them to fix it. That's it.

            >a spoc
            This isn’t Star Trek dumb homosexual. If you’re going to make shit up, do it better.

            lol
            SPOC, Single Point of Contact, basically a reception for businesses who needs to raise a ticket. you create tickets for phone calls and send them to different service departments so they can deal with it, then keep the customer updated on the progress

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >basically
              frick, I don't know why I use this word so much

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >a spoc
          This isn’t Star Trek dumb homosexual. If you’re going to make shit up, do it better.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fricked four women in my life, every one was like a dead fish,
      That’s because you have a tiny dick and they couldn’t feel anything. You’re white aren’t you?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You’re white aren’t you?
        Why, are you a Black person? Sounds like jealousy my friend.
        My dick is 7,5" and I treat it well every day thank you very much <3

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you've always been Jimmy you just now realized it. All of us are.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most of Ganker is Franklin… if you know what I mean XDD

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you got extraordinarily lucky and dated a model for 4 years
    >Fricked her over 1000 times, used it up
    >Ditched it because you were young and thought pulling hot women would always be that easy
    >Never get a hot woman again for the rest of your life

    I may be one of you now, but I know I feel none of you plebs will ever know.

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    masters degree, 6 figure job, a house and a small plot of land, 50k in savings... bench 2pl8, have lot of high achieving friends... fluent in 2 languages... and im 29...
    im a successful guy on my own but thats solely because my parents are rich as frick and I went to a good school with similar people
    you cant imagine how it feels to have a safety net so high you can take any measured risk you want. but still, many affluent people have failures as kids, I'd say 50% at least in fact

    however I genuinely have IMMENSE respect for self made men, its the hardest thing you can achieve in life, and try to surround myself with people who came from nothing and achieved success in corpo or business world

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Me
    >veteran
    >fat
    >employed + full time student
    >living in my own house (thanks VA home loan)
    >eat junk food, jerk off, play games

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 24 and already given up. can't do anything anymore. at 24 it's too late to go back to college (and I hate being around people younger than me) and I can't get any IT or sysadmin jobs without a degree

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, are you also a wannabee black gansta?

    Everything else is forgivable.

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get a physical job
    you'll get fit while getting paid
    that's what I do

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Slave labor

      I would rather rot than do the goygrind.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >slave
        I'm a postman baby

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same but in my 30s and not playing games or doing drugs

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