I think that it's funny to have male dragons be smaller and more attention-whoring than female dragons

I think that it's funny to have male dragons be smaller and more attention-whoring than female dragons

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My dragons don't procreate.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    discworld

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, the comedy comes from the fact that it's the opposite for humans, ha, ha.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      then how come the flashy bard gets more pussy than the brawny barbarian?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bards are smaller than women
        >displaying skill is attention seeking
        I'm amazed you've managed to swirl your couple of neurons around hard enough to type a sentence.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does he really thought? Rape and slaughter seem adaptive. Khan vs shakespear seems to heavily favor the khan.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        barbarians got so much pussy historically that they created an entire race (the mongoloids), but the most pussy I hear a bard getting is musicians having a few groupies

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's how it works in most reptiles and birds, since if males don't physically fight for territory there's no biological reason for them to be larger than females. On the other hand, large females have some benefits over smaller ones, as they can lay more eggs (both being able to carry more eggs and having more bone-mass to leach calcium from to form the egg shells).

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So the dragons are like insects?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok.

    That is indeed a statement of opinion one might make.
    Feel free to leave now, dragonfag.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BEEG women erotic uuuoohhh

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Local wyrm is obsessed with his giant girlfriend who is four times his size

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Just 4 times bigger
      Turns out kobolds are actually the males of the dragon species.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >turns out it works a lot like angler fish

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think that it's funny that you have to insert your fetishes into every damn game

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeh

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No you don't, you just have a weird fetish.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's funny that you should absolutely slip a plastic bag over your head and pull a hose from a helium tank into it and just end yourself.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no

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