>bards are smaller than women >displaying skill is attention seeking
I'm amazed you've managed to swirl your couple of neurons around hard enough to type a sentence.
barbarians got so much pussy historically that they created an entire race (the mongoloids), but the most pussy I hear a bard getting is musicians having a few groupies
That's how it works in most reptiles and birds, since if males don't physically fight for territory there's no biological reason for them to be larger than females. On the other hand, large females have some benefits over smaller ones, as they can lay more eggs (both being able to carry more eggs and having more bone-mass to leach calcium from to form the egg shells).
My dragons don't procreate.
discworld
Yes, the comedy comes from the fact that it's the opposite for humans, ha, ha.
then how come the flashy bard gets more pussy than the brawny barbarian?
>bards are smaller than women
>displaying skill is attention seeking
I'm amazed you've managed to swirl your couple of neurons around hard enough to type a sentence.
Does he really thought? Rape and slaughter seem adaptive. Khan vs shakespear seems to heavily favor the khan.
barbarians got so much pussy historically that they created an entire race (the mongoloids), but the most pussy I hear a bard getting is musicians having a few groupies
That's how it works in most reptiles and birds, since if males don't physically fight for territory there's no biological reason for them to be larger than females. On the other hand, large females have some benefits over smaller ones, as they can lay more eggs (both being able to carry more eggs and having more bone-mass to leach calcium from to form the egg shells).
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So the dragons are like insects?
Ok.
That is indeed a statement of opinion one might make.
Feel free to leave now, dragongay.
BEEG women erotic uuuoohhh
>Local wyrm is obsessed with his giant girlfriend who is four times his size
>Just 4 times bigger
Turns out kobolds are actually the males of the dragon species.
have a nice day.
>turns out it works a lot like angler fish
I think that it's funny that you have to insert your fetishes into every damn game
Yeh
No you don't, you just have a weird fetish.
I think it's funny that you should absolutely slip a plastic bag over your head and pull a hose from a helium tank into it and just end yourself.
no