I think that it's funny to have male dragons be smaller and more attention-whoring than female dragons

I think that it's funny to have male dragons be smaller and more attention-whoring than female dragons

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My dragons don't procreate.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    discworld

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, the comedy comes from the fact that it's the opposite for humans, ha, ha.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      then how come the flashy bard gets more pussy than the brawny barbarian?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >bards are smaller than women
        >displaying skill is attention seeking
        I'm amazed you've managed to swirl your couple of neurons around hard enough to type a sentence.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Does he really thought? Rape and slaughter seem adaptive. Khan vs shakespear seems to heavily favor the khan.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        barbarians got so much pussy historically that they created an entire race (the mongoloids), but the most pussy I hear a bard getting is musicians having a few groupies

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's how it works in most reptiles and birds, since if males don't physically fight for territory there's no biological reason for them to be larger than females. On the other hand, large females have some benefits over smaller ones, as they can lay more eggs (both being able to carry more eggs and having more bone-mass to leach calcium from to form the egg shells).

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So the dragons are like insects?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ok.

    That is indeed a statement of opinion one might make.
    Feel free to leave now, dragongay.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Local wyrm is obsessed with his giant girlfriend who is four times his size

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Just 4 times bigger
      Turns out kobolds are actually the males of the dragon species.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >turns out it works a lot like angler fish

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think that it's funny that you have to insert your fetishes into every damn game

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeh

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No you don't, you just have a weird fetish.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's funny that you should absolutely slip a plastic bag over your head and pull a hose from a helium tank into it and just end yourself.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no

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