I thought?

I thought /vp/ was contrarian... why don't you like Quaxly?
>inb4 gay duck
nothing wrong with that

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    dicks and memes override contrarianism
    /vp/ fricks cats and fuecoco is a meme

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like it but I'm not a contrarian, I just like what I like.
    if you base your opinion on what other peoples opinions are you probably lack a sense of self and aren't at an age where you have most of your brain developed.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's a duck in a franchise already saturated with water-type ducks, and it evolves into a gay duck, which I do not care for.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Quaquaval isn't a duck he's one of those birds that walks over lillypads with his feet. Look at the toes they are flat and he hasn't got the duck bill neither.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry anon, I don't care about the distinction. I don't like the design, therefore I don't like the line.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        peawiener/duck hybrid

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    as a normal male I despise homosexuality and homosexuals with every fiber of my body

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i happen to concur with

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i love it but it is bonkers gay, i can understand it's not for everyone

      i happen to concur with

      wanting to put up with women is a mental illness

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This tbh, women are monsters and men are bros

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          men are bros, but you don't make babies with an anus. also gay sex is bad for you.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I try to have kids with my bros but they always end up looking like shit 🙁

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              unfunny

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              funny

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever you say, you’re the one with a prostate

        This tbh, women are monsters and men are bros

        I'm amazed at the mental gymnastics that gays and spergs make to hate women, accept it weirdos, any man would put up with "women bullshit" just for the pussy, and gays in fact have the same "women bullshit" that real women have.

        https://i.imgur.com/mk1oBYR.png

        I thought /vp/ was contrarian... why don't you like Quaxly?
        >inb4 gay duck
        nothing wrong with that

        On the topic theme contrarianism is and always has been cringe, it's the same that picking the popular choice, you are letting other people influence you. If you like the duck pick the duck.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i happen to concur with

      closet homos lmao

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >spiders argument

        get fricked monkey pozz gay

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Whatever you say, you’re the one with a prostate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i happen to concur with

      Based women-appreciators

      i love it but it is bonkers gay, i can understand it's not for everyone

      [...]
      wanting to put up with women is a mental illness

      Cringe boy-lover

      This tbh, women are monsters and men are bros

      Cope and

      [...]

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a gay duck.
    That’s pretty much it.
    It evolves into a male ballerina and then a full blown homosexual.
    Clearly should’ve been the waifumon this gen if they were gonna make it like that.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >girls will go for the cat because of course they do
    >many /vp/ go for the cat because they saw the final form and want to frick her
    >the anons and guys that think they're manly go for the croc
    Who the frick pick the duck?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I did because I find it funny.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Easily amused moron

        I picked the duck because I saw it had very fun animations, and I usually stick to water starters anyway.

        Autist unaware that doing the same thing over and over again is insanity

        I love the gay dancer duck so much bros
        Imagine letting it do your hair and it fricks your shit up and you end up looking JUST like Clive and you have to smile through it holding back tears to not hurt its homosexual bird feelings

        I did. It has funny and lively animations, plus I always choose water.

        >Same as above, easily amused
        So only easily amused morons with the attention span of a goldfish picked the duck. Noted. Water-type autists are pathetic.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Am I supposed to not find it funny, Black person? Because it is funny and for that I get more enjoyment out of it than the other 2 starters.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It’ll be funny when your house in Sodom and Gomorrah burns under God’s holy fire, homosexual.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              So did you pick the troony cat or the opera singing bald alligator

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              flamboyant != literal gay homosexual
              You dumb Black person.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I picked the duck because I saw it had very fun animations, and I usually stick to water starters anyway.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But... But... The sex experts on this board arbitrarily decided that the cartoon peawiener is gay. You don't want all the Chads on /vp/ to think you're gay, do you?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I love the gay dancer duck so much bros
      Imagine letting it do your hair and it fricks your shit up and you end up looking JUST like Clive and you have to smile through it holding back tears to not hurt its homosexual bird feelings

      I did. It has funny and lively animations, plus I always choose water.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I picked the duck because the other two got leaked and I like playing Pokemon games actually reasonably fresh.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like Quaxly. That's why I give him Everstone and trained him until he reach lvl100 so that he will never embrace homosexuality.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Give him a rare candy at 100 with no stone

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Rare Candy evolution at lvl100
        No longer work in SV, apparently. GF is a small indie studio

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >posts the most homosexual professor to ever exist

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >literally had a child
        dumbass

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Do you think all gay people are infertile or something?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >moron pretends you can't frick both men and women while being homo
            Some homos frick women and are always unhappy until they find out they like men better.

            would be very irresponsible to date someone, get married, have a kid, wait nine months, and then figure "oh i'm gay now that i think about it actually girl bye"

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry moron, but this is real and happens in life.
              Some homos are so ashamed of being found, that they do exactly what you posted just to pretend they are totally not gay.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >People are aware of their mental illnesses

                And what's the problem?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                being gay is a mental illness that can only be fixed with a shotgun. That's the problem.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >oh i'm gay now that i think about it actually girl
              Its how the world of a gay man works. Always hooking up with the twink while picking up diapers.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >diapers.
                why

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                How else is he going to get out of the house with the baby crying

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              look up what a beard is

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >moron pretends you can't frick both men and women while being homo
          Some homos frick women and are always unhappy until they find out they like men better.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Pato maricon

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 gay duck
    >nothing wrong with that
    Everything is wrong with that and it's why everyone brings it up

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like Quaxly. I hate his evolutions though

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >makes all the closet homos with an extremely fragile masculinity crawl out of the woodwork
    lmao
    basado pato

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pata*

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Pata pedos uwu

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I am not a closet homo, i am out of the closet and i would strangle you and a your homosexual duck

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't help but think about Donald Trump's toupée when looking at that duck. Yeah it's weird.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you were really as "normal" as you claim to be, you wouldn't even be on this board. Nice LARP, though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ok butthurt homo

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    tsareena seethes at his presence, he's the most based out of any of the 3

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Unironically you rn

    Quaxly's good, every evo after it is bad, so so bad

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i like it more than the other two, but i dont like it too much. i might just be getting old because i dont like most of this gen

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Love Quaxly, love Quaquaval, don't care for the second stage (I don't even remember the name lol). Simple as.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because everything after gen 2 is trash

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Quaxly is fine. It's the gay duck that is garbage.

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