I thought /vp/ was contrarian... why don't you like Quaxly?
>inb4 gay duck
nothing wrong with that
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I thought /vp/ was contrarian... why don't you like Quaxly?
>inb4 gay duck
nothing wrong with that
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dicks and memes override contrarianism
/vp/ fricks cats and fuecoco is a meme
I like it but I'm not a contrarian, I just like what I like.
if you base your opinion on what other peoples opinions are you probably lack a sense of self and aren't at an age where you have most of your brain developed.
It's a duck in a franchise already saturated with water-type ducks, and it evolves into a gay duck, which I do not care for.
Quaquaval isn't a duck he's one of those birds that walks over lillypads with his feet. Look at the toes they are flat and he hasn't got the duck bill neither.
I'm sorry anon, I don't care about the distinction. I don't like the design, therefore I don't like the line.
peawiener/duck hybrid
as a normal male I despise homosexuality and homosexuals with every fiber of my body
i happen to concur with
i love it but it is bonkers gay, i can understand it's not for everyone
wanting to put up with women is a mental illness
This tbh, women are monsters and men are bros
men are bros, but you don't make babies with an anus. also gay sex is bad for you.
I try to have kids with my bros but they always end up looking like shit 🙁
unfunny
funny
I'm amazed at the mental gymnastics that gays and spergs make to hate women, accept it weirdos, any man would put up with "women bullshit" just for the pussy, and gays in fact have the same "women bullshit" that real women have.
On the topic theme contrarianism is and always has been cringe, it's the same that picking the popular choice, you are letting other people influence you. If you like the duck pick the duck.
closet homos lmao
>spiders argument
get fricked monkey pozz gay
Whatever you say, you’re the one with a prostate
Based women-appreciators
Cringe boy-lover
Cope and
It’s a gay duck.
That’s pretty much it.
It evolves into a male ballerina and then a full blown homosexual.
Clearly should’ve been the waifumon this gen if they were gonna make it like that.
>girls will go for the cat because of course they do
>many /vp/ go for the cat because they saw the final form and want to frick her
>the anons and guys that think they're manly go for the croc
Who the frick pick the duck?
I did because I find it funny.
>Easily amused moron
Autist unaware that doing the same thing over and over again is insanity
>Same as above, easily amused
So only easily amused morons with the attention span of a goldfish picked the duck. Noted. Water-type autists are pathetic.
Am I supposed to not find it funny, Black person? Because it is funny and for that I get more enjoyment out of it than the other 2 starters.
It’ll be funny when your house in Sodom and Gomorrah burns under God’s holy fire, homosexual.
So did you pick the troony cat or the opera singing bald alligator
flamboyant != literal gay homosexual
You dumb Black person.
I picked the duck because I saw it had very fun animations, and I usually stick to water starters anyway.
But... But... The sex experts on this board arbitrarily decided that the cartoon peawiener is gay. You don't want all the Chads on /vp/ to think you're gay, do you?
I love the gay dancer duck so much bros
Imagine letting it do your hair and it fricks your shit up and you end up looking JUST like Clive and you have to smile through it holding back tears to not hurt its homosexual bird feelings
I did. It has funny and lively animations, plus I always choose water.
I picked the duck because the other two got leaked and I like playing Pokemon games actually reasonably fresh.
I like Quaxly. That's why I give him Everstone and trained him until he reach lvl100 so that he will never embrace homosexuality.
Give him a rare candy at 100 with no stone
>Rare Candy evolution at lvl100
No longer work in SV, apparently. GF is a small indie studio
>posts the most homosexual professor to ever exist
>literally had a child
dumbass
Do you think all gay people are infertile or something?
would be very irresponsible to date someone, get married, have a kid, wait nine months, and then figure "oh i'm gay now that i think about it actually girl bye"
Sorry moron, but this is real and happens in life.
Some homos are so ashamed of being found, that they do exactly what you posted just to pretend they are totally not gay.
>People are aware of their mental illnesses
And what's the problem?
being gay is a mental illness that can only be fixed with a shotgun. That's the problem.
>oh i'm gay now that i think about it actually girl
Its how the world of a gay man works. Always hooking up with the twink while picking up diapers.
>diapers.
why
How else is he going to get out of the house with the baby crying
look up what a beard is
>moron pretends you can't frick both men and women while being homo
Some homos frick women and are always unhappy until they find out they like men better.
>Pato maricon
>inb4 gay duck
>nothing wrong with that
Everything is wrong with that and it's why everyone brings it up
I like Quaxly. I hate his evolutions though
>makes all the closet homos with an extremely fragile masculinity crawl out of the woodwork
lmao
basado pato
Pata*
Pata pedos uwu
I am not a closet homo, i am out of the closet and i would strangle you and a your homosexual duck
I can't help but think about Donald Trump's toupée when looking at that duck. Yeah it's weird.
If you were really as "normal" as you claim to be, you wouldn't even be on this board. Nice LARP, though.
ok butthurt homo
tsareena seethes at his presence, he's the most based out of any of the 3
>Unironically you rn
Quaxly's good, every evo after it is bad, so so bad
i like it more than the other two, but i dont like it too much. i might just be getting old because i dont like most of this gen
Love Quaxly, love Quaquaval, don't care for the second stage (I don't even remember the name lol). Simple as.
Because everything after gen 2 is trash
Quaxly is fine. It's the gay duck that is garbage.