I thought the selling point was the story? Posted on May 24, 2023 by Anonymous I thought the selling point was the story?
levi winslow lol
>Devs included NPCs that explain stuff about the game world if asked
Woah, what will those crazy Japs think of next.
Too much gay
Every outlet is gonna shit on the game because theres no groids, arent they?
imagine being that racist.
Why does every outlet click bait the shit out of this game?
Must be kino if it confuses casuals
what a retarded article
I literally just want a
>this is what happened last and this is where you're supposed to go or what you're supposed to do
mechanic for coming back from hiatuses
that's what it is, it's like that one thing from P5 nobody ever used (except for you)
whoa more shitty clickbait
>NOOO I NEED SORA TO REPEATEDLY TELL ME THIS IS DONALD AND GOOFY OR ELSE I'M GOING TO BE LOST!!!
Everyone Final Fantasy's story is confusing as fuck. Even the first one has time paradoxes and stable time loops, like what?
And in 2 there's a Tornado but you're supposed to go into it? And a guy dies, but then you fight him again? Fucking incomprehensible.
They did this for 13 so people knew wtf they were talking about when they were throwing our these retarded nonsense words they made up for their horribly gay world. Expect nothing less from Japan and their god awful FF series.
IT'S A FUCKING RPG
READ THE AUXILLARY MATERIAL YOU LAZY DIPSHITS
GO WATCH A MOVIE OR TV SHOW IF YOU WANT TO BE FORCEFED SLOP
>western players will hate it for not being woke enough
>nipponesian players will hate for being too western
I’m not sure barry realizes he’s giving this game more exposure with every thread
Actually thats just a black guy formerly know as Jeffrey. Twitter does him no favors.
What a reach of a headline.
>cropping the Kotaku header to make your shitposts more credible
The level of hand holding is embarrassing
>Confused with story? One button to access the lore chart
>Bad at action? Timely accessory to help you automatically dodge, block, and attack
>just sit back and enjoy the outdated graphic cinematic experience
I know English is hard but I've seen like 12 of your posts and every time you just keep failing to utilize proper grammar, it's almost impressive to fuck up that consistently
>Story has some fucking threads, and all of the characters' relation to the plot might be deeper than a puddle
>omg our tiny journo minds can't understand it! Who was this character? I met him half an hour ago? I don't remember!
>They gave us a helpful encyclopedia that explains stuff... that must mean the devs don't get it either????
I fucking hate journos so much.
The ADHD medication addicts will have a hard time getting it, but a good story can have long, dangling threads that get resolved late in the story that you can forget about. Lore codexes make sense to have even for people with normal mental development.
Why do people read articles like this? How the fuck do they have any credibility from their audience when they write blatant clickbait shitty articles like this?
Nobody reads them
There are like 67 comments on this article and it was written just today
I can only imagine how horrified this bros father is
Is it actually going to be a nonlinear story with an unreliable narrator, or is it just j*urnalists being retarded again?
It's Kotaku, what do you think?
kotaku takes an aggressive tack with any company who refuses to invite them to early tests or give them review copies. embargos equal scorched earth. it's an interesting strategy, maybe it truly does get more clicks than being ambivalent or positive.
Weirdly hostile for no reason, but that's what I expect from westfag journos.
>dogshit game journos endlessly shitting on the game because it doesn't have "prankster youths"
this game has hardcore gay sex in it
Not hardcore, just gay
I watched a live podcast of the impressions by one of the publishers and they struggled to even read the excerpt given to them about the story, one even struggled to pronounce valisthea and eikon.
I dont trust journalists at all when it comes to comprehending the story.