I thought the selling point was the story?

I thought the selling point was the story?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    levi winslow lol

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >levi winslow

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Devs included npcs that explain stuff about the game world if asked

    Woah, what will those crazy Japs think of next.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too much gay

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every outlet is gonna shit on the game because theres no groids, arent they?
    imagine being that racist.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does every outlet click bait the shit out of this game?

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Must be kino if it confuses casuals

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a moronic article

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GoT influence
    Heh

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I literally just want a
    >this is what happened last and this is where you're supposed to go or what you're supposed to do
    mechanic for coming back from hiatuses

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's what it is, it's like that one thing from P5 nobody ever used (except for you)

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    whoa more shitty clickbait

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOO I NEED SORA TO REPEATEDLY TELL ME THIS IS DONALD AND GOOFY OR ELSE I'M GOING TO BE LOST!!!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone Final Fantasy's story is confusing as frick. Even the first one has time paradoxes and stable time loops, like what?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And in 2 there's a Tornado but you're supposed to go into it? And a guy dies, but then you fight him again? Fricking incomprehensible.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They did this for 13 so people knew wtf they were talking about when they were throwing our these moronic nonsense words they made up for their horribly gay world. Expect nothing less from Japan and their god awful FF series.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S A FRICKING RPG

    READ THE AUXILLARY MATERIAL YOU LAZY DIPSHITS

    GO WATCH A MOVIE OR TV SHOW IF YOU WANT TO BE FORCEFED SLOP

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >western players will hate it for not being woke enough
    >nipponesian players will hate for being too western

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not sure barry realizes he’s giving this game more exposure with every thread

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kotaku
    >~~*Levi*~~ Winslow

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually thats just a black guy formerly know as Jeffrey. Twitter does him no favors.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a reach of a headline.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cropping the Kotaku header to make your shitposts more credible

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The level of hand holding is embarrassing
    >Confused with story? One button to access the lore chart
    >Bad at action? Timely accessory to help you automatically dodge, block, and attack
    >just sit back and enjoy the outdated graphic cinematic experience

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know English is hard but I've seen like 12 of your posts and every time you just keep failing to utilize proper grammar, it's almost impressive to frick up that consistently

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Story has some fricking threads, and all of the characters' relation to the plot might be deeper than a puddle
    >omg our tiny journo minds can't understand it! Who was this character? I met him half an hour ago? I don't remember!
    >They gave us a helpful encyclopedia that explains stuff... that must mean the devs don't get it either????
    I fricking hate journos so much.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ADHD medication addicts will have a hard time getting it, but a good story can have long, dangling threads that get resolved late in the story that you can forget about. Lore codexes make sense to have even for people with normal mental development.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people read articles like this? How the frick do they have any credibility from their audience when they write blatant clickbait shitty articles like this?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody reads them

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are like 67 comments on this article and it was written just today

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the author

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the author

      >levi winslow

      I can only imagine how horrified this homies father is

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it actually going to be a nonlinear story with an unreliable narrator, or is it just j*urnalists being moronic again?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Kotaku, what do you think?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weirdly hostile for no reason, but that's what I expect from westgay journos.

      kotaku takes an aggressive tack with any company who refuses to invite them to early tests or give them review copies. embargos equal scorched earth. it's an interesting strategy, maybe it truly does get more clicks than being ambivalent or positive.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weirdly hostile for no reason, but that's what I expect from westgay journos.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dogshit game journos endlessly shitting on the game because it doesn't have "prankster youths"

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this game has hardcore gay sex in it
    stay away

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      source

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not hardcore, just gay

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched a live podcast of the impressions by one of the publishers and they struggled to even read the excerpt given to them about the story, one even struggled to pronounce valisthea and eikon.

    I dont trust journalists at all when it comes to comprehending the story.

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