>"I tried really hard to like this but..."
what's her name, Ganker
>"I tried really hard to like this but..."
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>Ico
>Alan Wake
>Planescape Torment
Basically games with intriguing stories that have lame gameplay
They literally remade the same game 8 times and the plot is copied from any basic crime J drama you can think of, it was always overhyped
Depending on where you start with Yakuza you will either get hooked or laugh at Ganker for shilling it to you.
If you start with 3 or 5 then my condolences, you never had a chance. But I dont think many people start right in the middle.
But even if you start with 1 or 0, aka the good ones, they might not just be for you. After all its basically just
>run from a to b for 95% of the game
>dispose of some grunts in mere seconds
>fight a hp sponge boss that ignores half the combat mechanics
>starting with 0
>playing kiwami over the originals
your experience was ruined from the get go
>kiwami
they are kinda shit but i dont think people will go after a patched Y1 ps2 iso.
same old story, people want to hop on the bandwagon but are too lazy to actually ensure they get the best experience
isnt the undubbed fairly recent anyway? i wouldnt recomend playing the dubbed version.
doesn't make a difference to me, the original is so overwhelmingly superior that it more than makes up for the dub
how? kiwami is a recycled 0 but 1 combat dont have much going for it and you cant deny yakuza story is ones of the main points, its impossible with the silly swearing on the original dubbed.
he's a hipster, thats how.
anything that the original does: look, feel, sound, combat, etc is just superior to him because he's a hipster.
grow the fuck up
come on man, don't give him attention
>defending shit
hello shill
>originals
>best experience
spoken like a true autist
kiwamis are the better games. simple as.
if not being a bandwagoning shit-eater makes me an autist then I'm perfectly fine with that label
besides, you people are always complaining about how kiwami 1 disappointed you and was a step down from 0 so why do you even defend it?
not having 0's combat is a plus and the story is still better than the vast majority of yakuza games even with the silly dub
>even with the silly dub
yeah, japs talking like morons, perfect yakuza setting.
and yet it still manages a better story than anything past 2
How many years have you been seething now?
Just let it go.
Autism
should have released the originals patched along with kiwami on pc
i'm lazy to launch emulators
Well its hard to relate to people, iunno. I stopped keepimg up with movies n crap. I dont know meme references from social media and opinion sites and groups. I just wanna work and pursue muh hobbies. I can start doling out life advice and opinions when ive finally had a chance to live, how bout that? Cause this whole survival thing is pretty tedious. Sucks that its necessary too, but cant live yet soooooo survival's all thats left. Cant do anything about it until chance for living happens again
Yakuza(Judgment is kino though)
Splinter Cell
Bayonetta
you posted it
monster hunter
answering shitposting thread with a legit answer
>monster hunter
This. I gave it 3 separate chances. I will never understand the appeal of this series.
it clicked with me when I played rise, that one is actually fun
they removed the slow minecraft aspect and you don't need to kill the same monster 10 times for the armor
I love Monster Hunter but I don't blame you at all for not liking them. The grind sucks and you have to go through low rank in every new game.
As an outside observer is the complete tonal dissonance between the overly serious and melodramatic story and the goofy gameplay intentional? It seems like it would have to be.
Which game did you start with?
0 and Kiwami are top tier.
3-6 are good too.
7 is a slog.
Original 1&2 are completely obsolete.
any resident evil game after 1
I finished a few of them but none hooked me like the original
Total War Warhammer
I like strategy games, RTS, and Warhammer, but for some reason I have a hard time enjoying Total War.
Atelier series. Fucking BORING
Witcher series. Fucking BORING
Tales of series. FUCKING BORING
DRAGON QUEST GAMES ARE ALL FUCKING BORING TOO
Dragon's Dogma
Outside of character creation, it's a boring and empty game.
quake 1 and hitman
>>"I tried really hard to like this but..."
It never happened because I don't let Ganker decide my tastes, you gay
>warn people not to play kiwami
>they call me a nostalgiafag or whatever
>they play kiwami
>they come back and complain about it
Not my problem.
It always humors me when people do shit like this and get pissy at everyone else for it. I fucked up by playing Silent Hill 3 before 1 but I don't see how that's anyone else's fault but my own.
These days? Yeah.
Ganker shills Xenoblade 2. The game is by far the dumbest game I have ever played. The character designs are ugly. The only good characters are Nia, Morag, and Bridgette. Everyone else is shit
>Mu malos is best villain!
Ganker told me he's the best villain in the series. He gets only 2 cut scenes at the end where he shines but that's it. Worst JRPG I have ever played
>Xenoblade
This. It's a fucking autobattler with one of the worst stories known to man.
Mirror's Edge
Yakuza is like a nugget of gold covered in dog shit. Why do video games have no respect for our time. Why do they not hire a competent person to edit these scripts and these fucking mediocre cutscenes.
Wacky humor juxtaposed with dead serious crime drama and action brawler combat, and a beautifully realized city full of minigames that make it that much more believable. It's almost a great series. Too bad autistic people write these, who are just apeing popular film and literature instead of actually knowing what makes them great.
I can understand not liking the english dub of Yakuza 1 but is it really worth playing a shitty remake just for the voices? Like would you really prefer the remake of Resident Evil 3 just because it doesn't have cheesy voice acting?
Yakuza is dogshit