>"I tried really hard to like this but..."

>"I tried really hard to like this but..."
what's her name, Ganker

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ico
    >Alan Wake
    >Planescape Torment
    Basically games with intriguing stories that have lame gameplay

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They literally remade the same game 8 times and the plot is copied from any basic crime J drama you can think of, it was always overhyped

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Depending on where you start with Yakuza you will either get hooked or laugh at Ganker for shilling it to you.

    If you start with 3 or 5 then my condolences, you never had a chance. But I dont think many people start right in the middle.

    But even if you start with 1 or 0, aka the good ones, they might not just be for you. After all its basically just
    >run from a to b for 95% of the game
    >dispose of some grunts in mere seconds
    >fight a hp sponge boss that ignores half the combat mechanics

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >starting with 0
    >playing kiwami over the originals
    your experience was ruined from the get go

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >kiwami
      they are kinda shit but i dont think people will go after a patched Y1 PS2 iso.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        same old story, people want to hop on the bandwagon but are too lazy to actually ensure they get the best experience

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          isnt the undubbed fairly recent anyway? i wouldnt recomend playing the dubbed version.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            doesn't make a difference to me, the original is so overwhelmingly superior that it more than makes up for the dub

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              how? kiwami is a recycled 0 but 1 combat dont have much going for it and you cant deny yakuza story is ones of the main points, its impossible with the silly swearing on the original dubbed.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                he's a hipster, thats how.
                anything that the original does: look, feel, sound, combat, etc is just superior to him because he's a hipster.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                grow the frick up

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >defending shit
                hello shill

                come on man, don't give him attention

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >defending shit
                hello shill

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >originals
          >best experience
          spoken like a true autist
          kiwamis are the better games. simple as.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            if not being a bandwagoning shit-eater makes me an autist then I'm perfectly fine with that label
            besides, you people are always complaining about how kiwami 1 disappointed you and was a step down from 0 so why do you even defend it?

            how? kiwami is a recycled 0 but 1 combat dont have much going for it and you cant deny yakuza story is ones of the main points, its impossible with the silly swearing on the original dubbed.

            not having 0's combat is a plus and the story is still better than the vast majority of yakuza games even with the silly dub

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >even with the silly dub

              yeah, japs talking like Black folk, perfect yakuza setting.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                and yet it still manages a better story than anything past 2

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >starting with 0
          >playing kiwami over the originals
          your experience was ruined from the get go

          How many years have you been seething now?
          Just let it go.

          Well its hard to relate to people, iunno. I stopped keepimg up with movies n crap. I dont know meme references from social media and opinion sites and groups. I just wanna work and pursue muh hobbies. I can start doling out life advice and opinions when ive finally had a chance to live, how bout that? Cause this whole survival thing is pretty tedious. Sucks that its necessary too, but cant live yet soooooo survival's all thats left. Cant do anything about it until chance for living happens again

          Autism

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      should have released the originals patched along with kiwami on pc
      i'm lazy to launch emulators

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Well its hard to relate to people, iunno. I stopped keepimg up with movies n crap. I dont know meme references from social media and opinion sites and groups. I just wanna work and pursue muh hobbies. I can start doling out life advice and opinions when ive finally had a chance to live, how bout that? Cause this whole survival thing is pretty tedious. Sucks that its necessary too, but cant live yet soooooo survival's all thats left. Cant do anything about it until chance for living happens again

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yakuza(Judgment is kino though)
    Splinter Cell
    Bayonetta

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you posted it

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    monster hunter
    answering shitposting thread with a legit answer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >monster hunter
      This. I gave it 3 separate chances. I will never understand the appeal of this series.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it clicked with me when I played rise, that one is actually fun
        they removed the slow minecraft aspect and you don't need to kill the same monster 10 times for the armor

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >monster hunter
      This. I gave it 3 separate chances. I will never understand the appeal of this series.

      I love Monster Hunter but I don't blame you at all for not liking them. The grind sucks and you have to go through low rank in every new game.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    As an outside observer is the complete tonal dissonance between the overly serious and melodramatic story and the goofy gameplay intentional? It seems like it would have to be.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Which game did you start with?
    0 and Kiwami are top tier.
    3-6 are good too.
    7 is a slog.
    Original 1&2 are completely obsolete.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    any resident evil game after 1
    I finished a few of them but none hooked me like the original

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Total War Warhammer
    I like strategy games, RTS, and Warhammer, but for some reason I have a hard time enjoying Total War.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Atelier series. Fricking BORING
    Witcher series. Fricking BORING
    Tales of series. FRICKING BORING
    DRAGON QUEST GAMES ARE ALL FRICKING BORING TOO

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon's Dogma
    Outside of character creation, it's a boring and empty game.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    quake 1 and hitman

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >>"I tried really hard to like this but..."
    It never happened because I don't let Ganker decide my tastes, you homosexual

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >warn people not to play kiwami
    >they call me a nostalgiagay or whatever
    >they play kiwami
    >they come back and complain about it
    Not my problem.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It always humors me when people do shit like this and get pissy at everyone else for it. I fricked up by playing Silent Hill 3 before 1 but I don't see how that's anyone else's fault but my own.

      Yakuza is dogshit

      These days? Yeah.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker shills Xenoblade 2. The game is by far the dumbest game I have ever played. The character designs are ugly. The only good characters are Nia, Morag, and Bridgette. Everyone else is shit
    >Mu malos is best villain!
    Ganker told me he's the best villain in the series. He gets only 2 cut scenes at the end where he shines but that's it. Worst JRPG I have ever played

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Xenoblade
      This. It's a fricking autobattler with one of the worst stories known to man.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mirror's Edge

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yakuza is like a nugget of gold covered in dog shit. Why do video games have no respect for our time. Why do they not hire a competent person to edit these scripts and these fricking mediocre cutscenes.

    Wacky humor juxtaposed with dead serious crime drama and action brawler combat, and a beautifully realized city full of minigames that make it that much more believable. It's almost a great series. Too bad autistic people write these, who are just apeing popular film and literature instead of actually knowing what makes them great.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can understand not liking the english dub of Yakuza 1 but is it really worth playing a shitty remake just for the voices? Like would you really prefer the remake of Resident Evil 3 just because it doesn't have cheesy voice acting?

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yakuza is dogshit

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