I want a platformer with guns and no medroidvania bullshit. Roguelike preferred. 2D and 3D are both fine.

I want a platformer with guns and no medroidvania bullshit. Roguelike preferred. 2D and 3D are both fine.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Ghosy

    >doesn't want metroidvania
    >wants rogueshit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. I’m not my little brother. He’s an butthole.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Apple App Store has better platformers than Steam.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Roguelike
    that's not a platformer.
    platformers have real level design not RNG shit.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Emulate gunstar heroes (for the genesis).
    After that, try Spectacular sparky.
    Amazing games.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sparky sucked 50 trillion dicks. It only got the aesthetics right, not the gameplay.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        like every genesis game it's style with no substance

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    20XX is 50 minutes long and costs $14.99 on Steam. Why do people spend that much money on such short games?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >50 minutes long
      I know people with 100+ hours in it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, that's a McDonalds meal.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      20xx is replayable. 50 minutes many times over is 15 dollars worth of game.
      You're also severely overestimating the general skill level of average gamer. Only 20% of people that own the game have beaten it after all. They'll get a lot more than 50 minutes of play time just because they die so much more.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes a tight, intense and polished experience is exactly what a player wants. Something with minimal amounts of padding and downtime, nice arcade-like fun.
      Such games are more inclined to be replayed, losing progress in them doesn't sting like it would a big and thick RPG or Movie game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because I don't want a movie. I want a video game.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    is 30xx out of early access yet?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No but it's playable. It's not nearly as chaotic and fun as 20XX though.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      All 8 normal stages are complete, but the endgame isn't and endless mode doesn't exist yet.
      It'll probably be a while before it's completely done.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dev states they are aiming for a 2023 release. The current build is very good - it is only missing the final "boss" stages. They have messed around with both character's scaling a few times but nothing game-changing.

      If the boss levels are even just "ok" then it will be a serious upgrade to 20XX. The OP poster doesn't seem to realize that 30XX has customizable difficulty and an "entropy" mode where you can make things harder / more chaotic / more restrictive in a sliding scale from 1 to 30 with 1 being "some stages are longer" to 30 being "you cannot ever regain HP, you can't choose stage orders, bosses have 500% more HP, spikes and all stage hazards are one hit kills, you get no boss weapons..." etc. You even gain special currency to spend on things for beating each new level of entropy you try.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a telling sign of the current state of the industry that no one found a game for OP.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one wants to find one.
      Rogueshit is garbo.
      people who play platformers want meticulous design not RNG spew.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just want to mindlessly run through shit like Dead Cells and 20XX. They have scripted rooms to test my platforming skills. Honestly, I kind of want Super Sonic but a unique level every time and some gimmick to make it genuinely hard. In Dead Cells they just make enemies do absurd damage and in 20XX they make health somewhat rare compared to Mega Man. Super Sonic but insta death when you're normal mode could be fun.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play the classics
    -Rolling Thunder series
    -Contra series
    -Psycho-Nics Oscar
    -Journey to Silius
    -Little Samson
    -Sunset Riders/Mystic Warriors
    -Gunforce series
    -Gunstar Heroes
    -Alien Soldier
    -Metal Slug series
    -Demon Front
    -Dolphin Blue
    etc

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did 20XX multiplayer ever get fixed? Had some wicked de-sync issues early on, and I haven't had a chance to get back to it yet.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Friends are for the weak.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I exclusively play alone using my hands for one controller and my feet for player two, but I can't be taking damage from bullets that aren't there.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    just play spelunky 2 and kill shopkeepers

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not exactly what you're looking for but have you considered Sengoku Rance?

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spelunky for a roguelite. Otherwise go back to the classics. NES Contra is still fun, as are many of its sequels. Arcade Ghouls 'n Ghosts is great and throwing knives and javelins is functionally the same as a gun.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's Classicvania (1, 3JP and Kid Dracula if you count that one).

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mega Woman

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >platformer with guns
    They don't do these anymore

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao, so not only has Capcom ceased making Mega Man but indie devs have ceased making that genre too.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bleed was okay, My Friend is Pedro was alright and we're getting a new Alien Hominid.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wants a roguelike
    >wants it to actually not be a rogulike and isntead want it to be an RNG action game

    ok, I'd suggest no roguelikes then since no actual roguelikes are real time action platformers

    Try the usual shit of RNG Progression. Dead Cells, Binding of Issac, etc

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beat the first and don't like the latter. Is it really over for vidya?

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is 30XX ever going to be finished? Every time I check in on it, the creator is whining about Trump.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I just going to have to develop games to appease myself? It seems like it's either that or replay Genesis classics.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the future for lonely millennials and zoomers when they get to 60 and 70 will be at best easy to use AI to make older games they like or pay some kid to come in and play through games in front of them

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pay some kid to come in and play through games in front of them
        Literally Twitch. The future is now!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yea but people will crave having a real person come to them that they can talk to. The concept of Only Fans if not controlled now will only get worse. Woman will charge older men just to hang out with them no sex just come over and talk.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't they already do that in japan?

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is 30xx done yet?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Two more weeks.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it'll be out when it's out

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Two more weeks.

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