I want Team Fortress 3. Quit being a bunch of fricking pussies Valve.

I want Team Fortress 3. Quit being a bunch of fricking pussies Valve.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    based and blackpilled

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Silver, orange and pink. Then just eat the remaining coin.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >silver and pink
        I'll forgive you for being selfish since you picked the most important buttons

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      black pink and teal are my choices.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        this, even though I enjoy killing friendlies for the lulz

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the most based choices

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I miss Rick May.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Only reasonable options

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pink
      Silver
      White
      Purple

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      black
      pink
      silver

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Black, silver and pink.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        black
        pink
        silver

        basically these, it would fix TF2 the most in the meantime until TF3 is finished

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pink would be such a colossal improvement that it's insane it's only 1 coin.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      1 coin to revert back to release day and 6 coins to brainwash humanity back to 2007.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But then the history would just repeat itself, wouldn't it?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      blue and light blue twice

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >light blue twice
        Which weapons would you fix?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
          THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Never had a problem with the amby. The only weapon that's ever made me seethe in TF2 is this.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >amby just got released
            >go on 2fort
            >snipe snipers
            Good times

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      black
      pink
      white

      I miss arena mode and nobody runs a custom server that is actually arena, it's just vsh or something.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pink, silver, white, and green
      then I'll lay down with my one coin

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >green
        Why? How can you even fix it in theory?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >How can you even fix it in theory?
          That's the trick, you fix it by just re-adding quickplay as the main option with matchmaking being the secondary one.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why the best button is black? im not playing your game cuck homosexual

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Blue and Pink
      Matchmaking tanked this game hard, frick compgays.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ORANGE

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        YOU GORMLESS TOSSAH

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >secret button (7 coins): Pyro gets Killing Floor 1 voicelines

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Green
      Red
      Pink
      Silver

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Blue, lightblue, pink, silver

      With blue there is no need for green to exist

      And i want my caber fixed frick you i loved suicide runs and saving games with it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      begin TF3 and make sure TF3 has none of the p2w weapon crap that TF2 has. dont give a shit about the rest.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >p2w weapon crap that TF2 has.
        huh?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Then tf3 doesn't get made, obviously. Wishing for tf3 is the biggest monkey paw imaginable.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      "beginning production" with Valve doesn't mean much, give me complete or no deal.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Silver.
      That is it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd like 1¾ girlfriends, please.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Teal
      Pink
      Silver
      Gold
      Light Blue

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >blue
      >pink
      >silver
      >white

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pink (pink is op)
      red
      orange

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      imagine being so fricking cucked you want to spend a coin on removing hackers when the devs should be doing it

      moronic fricks all of you

      green silver white

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Teal
      pink
      light blue
      blue
      there. fixed your tf2. bro. i think tf3 would be a disaster stop asking for it. unless tf3 is just a revamped tf2 i don't want it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Blue (revert mym)
      Silver (comic closure)
      White (kino arena mode)
      Light Blue to unfrick the Loch n Load
      Pressing Blue already effectively presses Light Blue 3 times for things like the Shortstop and Crit a Cola.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Blue
      >Pink
      >Silver
      >White
      >Teal

      THE ONLY correct choice.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Orange and Blue.
      That's all I can get.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why is silver only one coin? I'd give all coins to it if it meant they'd do it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pink
      Green as in remove it
      Silver
      Light blue caber now instakills everything in its blast radius including the user but it balanced by making the user run through a maze of WW1 trenches in purgatory until he finds the exit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        So basically Halloween portals?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Sure.
          Now you also have to Merasmuses magical machinegun fire.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            evade*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Green and purple, I haven't read what they do but I think TF2 needs a daily dose

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick would I want TF3 ? Just give me yearly updates with cool weapons for each class, that's literally it.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >TF3
    Or you could just...update TF2?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      TF2 is riddled with bots, hackers, its source code is a fricking mess leaving it impossible to work around with. It's time for either a Source 2 port or TF3.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They're adding a female merc to tf2

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No you don't. You think you do, but you don't

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >MetaDOOM
    >No MetaTF

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Lazy fricking homosexuals who bled out all their previous talent just from sheer incompetency and getting too cozy from steam money.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No you don't, neither a Source2 port, I don't want TF2 to suffer the same fate as CSGo and Dota 2

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    too busy making software
    they'll make a game again once they make something "big"

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want Artifact 2.

    Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Artifact
      You idiots fell for some obviously shitty card game knockoff and are still mad about it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Artifact is not shitty. It is excellent. Artifact’s expansions on Dota 2’s setting and lore were amazing. Peak soul. There were times I actually felt like I was commanding the epic fantasy battlefield the cards depicted. I’d never had that feeling from a card game before, not even Magic.

        When I looked at the menu, saw Jolixia’s caravan in the distance at night while the music took me, for a fleeting moment it felt like I was home.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that dude has been spamming artifact shit nonstop today, literally copy pasted comments and making threads

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Here is how I'd go for TF3
    >Do away with the whimsical tone of TF2, right down to reimplementing a more Quake-like artstyle. Every game is comedic these days with all the rainbow magenta skins and emotes.
    >New lineup of characters with weird-ass designs that are still recognizable.
    >Gameplay is much more about working as, well, a team in a sense. More slow-paced round progression, making each round feel like a genuine adventure for both sides
    And so on and so forth

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >3 deleted posts

    uhhh lel?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I dont want tf3 I want tf2 remake

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Team Fortress
    Team Fortess Classic
    Team Fortess 2

    What did Valve do it?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want being friendly to be a kickable offense instead of the other way around where the fricking reddit-tier community of this game punishes people who actually play. I also want the old user interface back, remove the shitty comp mode no one uses make the sandman stun again and get rid of all the bots. the whole game is pussified and so is society.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no. what do you think tf3 is going to have that tf2 doesn't? The only reason i'd want tf3 is so i can flex all my old tf2 items on noobs who can no longer get them. i'd be a king- no. a god amongtst seething kids.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd slam that button any day of the week.
      >just as heavily monetized as tf2
      practically a given in today's climate anyway

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Wanna start over fresh?
      Honestly sure. I never gambled much on lootboxes I just bought what I wanted from the market.
      I wouldn't mind losing that for TF3 assuming it's not shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, its the only way. Theres way too much crud in Tf2 presently. So many of the hats and particles released in the last decade are god ugly and also are performance wreckers as well. At least starting over will allow valve to vet the new stuff a bit more at the beginning.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I just play with default loadouts so sure.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They failed the first two times, why give them a 3rd chance? Let reddit fortress die already

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    people trust valve to make TF3 worthy?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Valve has a pretty good track record despite the israeliteery of tf2

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        tf2 was over 10 years ago and you said it yoursef, israeliteery. since then there's been omega israeliteery with dota2 and that failed card game that nobody wanted. only success story recently was half life alyx.
        i don't think team fortress 3 would have anything that couldn't be offered by TF2. it would be like overwatch 2

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >that failed card game that nobody wanted
          Holy frick I actually forgot about fartifact please accept my thousand apologies anon

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          also valve's hits are mostly things that were bought from someone else.
          >team fortress - a halflife 1 mod
          >portal - a mod (halflife 2 i think)
          >dota 2 - a warcraft mod
          >counter-strike - a halflife 1 mod
          >left 4 dead - made by other company, bought by valve

          without steam i have to wonder if valve would still be relevant today. maybe they would be like rockstar, a shell of their former selves that just stay relevant with old franchises.

          also i will NEVER forgive valve for trying to completely ruin modding with their modding store in steam. that really revealed that valve doesn't give 2 shits about the community and just want more money (as if dota 2's gambling mechanics didn't reveal it as well).
          a lot of people doesn't even remember valve's attempt at destroying modding, i think that was in 2015.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    TF2/3 on Source 2 is the only way I could see them fixing the bot problem and kinda reviving the IP but I can't see them actually doing it. Valve hiring the autists behind the TF2 Source 2 project is more likely but probably not by much.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hope:
    >fix the bugs
    >fix the hackers
    >fix performance issues
    >remove the truckload of ugly cosmetics/particles that wreck performance
    >remove/fix all the useless weapons
    >remove all the shit maps
    >remove the features that were forgotten about 10 years ago but still exist on the menus
    >have a full time team that maintains the game

    Reality:
    >lazy port to source 2
    >worse performance
    >all cosmetics carry over
    >pushes 6v6 competitive matchmaking front and center
    >forgotten about a year after launch again

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Put dispenser here.

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