I want to eat there
I want to eat there
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There are no guard rails at all. What a dangerous place to eat.
They're highly trained professionals
>he doesn't play games of chicken by running towards the ledge with his colleagues, with the loser buying lunch
Come on now, anon
Don't worry there's a big pool of disgusting stagnant water / toxic waste below to catch you when you fall off.
>There are no guard rails at all. What a dangerous place to eat.
yea it's great
i don't understand why I like this
>There are no guard rails at all.
Building code only specifies rails based on height above the ground. Because the grade is hundreds of feet up its perfectly safe
they're just following the Death Star construction model
Slop incoming!
gay
they failed at the googie aesthetic
soulless
I'm sorry, are you the guys that do the budgeting for these projects? Sometimes you gotta cut corners. If your sloppy fatass can't eat a cheeseburger without falling down, you probably shouldn't be here.
even that being true there's no way that shit meets code
when the inspector comes in we're fucked
Alright, I hadn't thought of that. I'm sure there's some waivers we can get these people to sign.
>I work at the United States government funded Black Mesa Research Facility where we create portals to other universes and stuff like that
>"So what do you do?"
>I make tacos
Of course you couldn't tell anyone what your research facility actually did, but I'm sure most people would see you making tacos as a waste of a good college education.
Ill bet tbose fuckwits down at the SCP building dont have to deal with this...
You're not supposed to walk over the edge
fucking hell, this is the IQ of vee
>Oh hello
>You're not supposed to walk over the edge
that is why we need the safey railing. without it you could easily be distracted looking at your lunch tray and walk right off
>he wants to be safe
you're a big ol' pussy boy
it looks like a pool underneath the cafeteria. you dont take any damage from falling into water in the half-life universe.
More fun that way
Is Area 51 OSHA compliant?
What do they eat?
big tony
A black mesa management sim would be so fucking kino.
We need Half-Life: Tony
>Black Mesa
>It's clearly an orange mesa
Really makes you think.
>Black Mesa
>it's a cave system
Interesting, indeed.
what game
Call of Duty: Black Ops III
Fallout 2
postal 2
Halo: Combat Evolved
Degrees of Lewdity
Elder Scrolls 3 Morrowind
boku no pico
darude sandstorm
Half Life
Bloodborne
plants vs zombies garden warfare 2
ebaumsworld.com
Full Life Consequences
looks comfy until the cave ins start
I want to get a better look at those meals on the menu at Tesla's
Battery burrito
Electron enchilada
Fuse fajitas
nuclear nachos
what, no tesla taco?
its just the name, there are no tesla tacos
Hey wait that's a really good idea
Why are halo fags so obsessed with our series HL bros?
They haven't reached the point in their life when they realize being autistic screeching idiot about what other people like is a waste of time and energy
Meanwhile Rattmann lived off of beans, water and milk while hiding from GLaDOS
And I wanna eat your ass, but you don't see me making threads about it
>tfw youll never get the email telling you to clean out your office, eat your final tesla taco, then take a header into the pit knowing itll cost them a ton to fish your corpse out
me too anon, i love Goldsrc games
Imagine getting a job at a high tech research facility, but all you do is make Tesla's Tacos.
Honestly had this thought since I went to Disneyland last year, and was just thinking of all the people there who just work in the little shops.
As someone who lived in Central Florida, theme park/Disney jobs are decent gigs for college students and the like. You live amongst that stuff so much that it's not that big of a deal to work at someplace like that. I almost did it one Summer
It's probably cool enough getting to know the scientists and guards and hearing a little about what they do and how projects are going, while you work in a cool cave restaurant.
Fun fact, secure DoD facilities still have custodial and service staff
I'd rather work in a science cave restaurant than a boring regular one
There's a Starbucks inside the Pentagon
Is anyone else getting hungry?
I smiled.
What does Elon Musk have to do with tacos???
my question is how do you separate the two
HEEEELP!
This is as far as I go
This is as far as I see
This is as far as I repeat
This is as far as I *AAAUGH!*
>the metaverse we all want
@facebook
Why didn't anybody every make a mod where they just try to create the entire Black Mesa Facility as if it were a real place? Incorporate and connect all the game mechs and fill in all the details and areas just hinted at. It'd be so cool.
And they should be in pristine condition too, not trashed. Let's see just a normal day at Black Mesa.
Yeah, that's what I mean. As a kid I'd look at those areas you pass on the tram or are otherwise blocked and wonder what was there. Of-course I knew in truth there wasn't anything actually there, but...
It'd be Sodexho shit
Me too. Reminds me of that Christopher Lambert movie where he's in a Sci fi prison. Fortress.
Not a kino, but definitely a flick.