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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There are no guard rails at all. What a dangerous place to eat.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They're highly trained professionals

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't play games of chicken by running towards the ledge with his colleagues, with the loser buying lunch
      Come on now, anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry there's a big pool of disgusting stagnant water / toxic waste below to catch you when you fall off.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >There are no guard rails at all. What a dangerous place to eat.
      yea it's great
      i don't understand why I like this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >There are no guard rails at all.
      Building code only specifies rails based on height above the ground. Because the grade is hundreds of feet up its perfectly safe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they're just following the Death Star construction model

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >There are no guard rails at all.
      Building code only specifies rails based on height above the ground. Because the grade is hundreds of feet up its perfectly safe

      Slop incoming!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        gay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they failed at the googie aesthetic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        soulless

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they're just following the Death Star construction model

      I'm sorry, are you the guys that do the budgeting for these projects? Sometimes you gotta cut corners. If your sloppy fatass can't eat a cheeseburger without falling down, you probably shouldn't be here.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        even that being true there's no way that shit meets code
        when the inspector comes in we're fricked

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >There are no guard rails at all.
          Building code only specifies rails based on height above the ground. Because the grade is hundreds of feet up its perfectly safe

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Alright, I hadn't thought of that. I'm sure there's some waivers we can get these people to sign.

          Imagine getting a job at a high tech research facility, but all you do is make Tesla's Tacos.

          Honestly had this thought since I went to Disneyland last year, and was just thinking of all the people there who just work in the little shops.

          >I work at the United States government funded Black Mesa Research Facility where we create portals to other universes and stuff like that
          >"So what do you do?"
          >I make tacos

          Of course you couldn't tell anyone what your research facility actually did, but I'm sure most people would see you making tacos as a waste of a good college education.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Ill bet tbose frickwits down at the SCP building dont have to deal with this...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're not supposed to walk over the edge
      fricking hell, this is the IQ of vee

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Oh hello

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >You're not supposed to walk over the edge
        that is why we need the safey railing. without it you could easily be distracted looking at your lunch tray and walk right off

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he wants to be safe
      you're a big ol' pussy boy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it looks like a pool underneath the cafeteria. you dont take any damage from falling into water in the half-life universe.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      More fun that way

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is Area 51 OSHA compliant?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What do they eat?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      big tony

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A black mesa management sim would be so fricking kino.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We need Half-Life: Tony

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Black Mesa
    >It's clearly an orange mesa

    Really makes you think.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Black Mesa
      >it's a cave system
      Interesting, indeed.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Call of Duty: Black Ops III

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fallout 2

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      postal 2

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Halo: Combat Evolved

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Degrees of Lewdity

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Elder Scrolls 3 Morrowind

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      boku no pico

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      darude sandstorm

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Half Life

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bloodborne

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      plants vs zombies garden warfare 2

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ebaumsworld.com

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Full Life Consequences

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    looks comfy until the cave ins start

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want to get a better look at those meals on the menu at Tesla's

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Battery burrito
      Electron enchilada
      Fuse fajitas
      nuclear nachos

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        what, no tesla taco?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          its just the name, there are no tesla tacos

          Hey wait that's a really good idea

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are halo gays so obsessed with our series HL bros?

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    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They haven't reached the point in their life when they realize being autistic screeching idiot about what other people like is a waste of time and energy

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile Rattmann lived off of beans, water and milk while hiding from GLaDOS

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    And I wanna eat your ass, but you don't see me making threads about it

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw youll never get the email telling you to clean out your office, eat your final tesla taco, then take a header into the pit knowing itll cost them a ton to fish your corpse out

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    me too anon, i love Goldsrc games

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine getting a job at a high tech research facility, but all you do is make Tesla's Tacos.

    Honestly had this thought since I went to Disneyland last year, and was just thinking of all the people there who just work in the little shops.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      As someone who lived in Central Florida, theme park/Disney jobs are decent gigs for college students and the like. You live amongst that stuff so much that it's not that big of a deal to work at someplace like that. I almost did it one Summer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably cool enough getting to know the scientists and guards and hearing a little about what they do and how projects are going, while you work in a cool cave restaurant.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fun fact, secure DoD facilities still have custodial and service staff

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather work in a science cave restaurant than a boring regular one

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's a Starbucks inside the Pentagon

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is anyone else getting hungry?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I smiled.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What does Elon Musk have to do with tacos???

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      my question is how do you separate the two

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    HEEEELP!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is as far as I go
      This is as far as I see
      This is as far as I repeat
      This is as far as I *AAAUGH!*

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the metaverse we all want

    @facebook

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't anybody every make a mod where they just try to create the entire Black Mesa Facility as if it were a real place? Incorporate and connect all the game mechs and fill in all the details and areas just hinted at. It'd be so cool.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And they should be in pristine condition too, not trashed. Let's see just a normal day at Black Mesa.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that's what I mean. As a kid I'd look at those areas you pass on the tram or are otherwise blocked and wonder what was there. Of-course I knew in truth there wasn't anything actually there, but...

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It'd be Sodexho shit

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Me too. Reminds me of that Christopher Lambert movie where he's in a Sci fi prison. Fortress.

    Not a kino, but definitely a flick.

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