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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want a video game where you can play a good guy necromancer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I guess Graveyard Keeper works.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Guild Wars 1
      Guild Wars 2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Runescape 3, you legit ask the undead for permission to ressurect and have them fight by your side.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i mean you can play pathfinder and come to a middle ground with it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fpwp. I want a game where you play an explicitly evil necromancer.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrath of the Righteous is good for this if you have the right kind of 'tism.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not really, and i tried. In their moronic franchise the undead have the evil goo so basically you can be only evil. In the game you can't do shit on the good side.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      diablo games.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      heroes of might and magic (1/2/3/4)
      songs of conquest
      hero's hour
      diablo 1/2/3/4/immortal
      grim dawn / path of exile / last epoch

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >diablo 1
        >necromancer
        Poser spotted.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there's no necro class but the wizard can raise skele

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Songs of Conquest
        Is Cecilia really such a tremendous c**t that Loth is actually the good guys?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Every faction is morally ambiguous. Even the frogs commit genocide as retaliation to slavery. Supposedly the Loth wants to give back the undead servants free will and memory after restoring their empire.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What about the sand Black folk? Anything interesting to say about them?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I haven't played their campaign yet. Game just came out of EA last week. It's safe to assume that they're not exactly "good" either because they're slavers and mercenaries.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Man, time has really slown down since I found a job. I thought it went out of EA months ago.
                This is great, I'm finally no longer feeling like years are days and I'll die of heart failure if I blink too slowly.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly surprised Ganker hasn't been talking about SoC. It's the best M&M clone ever made.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                shadow of chernobyl has been talked to death, but what has it in common with might & magic?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Songs of Conquest.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                probably because no one heard about it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's kinda shit to be honest.
                Almost everyone is an ugly Black person or girlboss or both.
                Instead of 1 faction with 6 unit tiers you get 2 half-assed factions with 3 tiers each smushed into one.
                Magic has been thoroughly sterilized for the sake of balance, very little heeheehaha meme potential, practically a different game entirely from the funny EA circus that Sseth showcased.
                Stack limits and massive differences between tier powers and research levels feel like you have zero chance against enemy wielders if your research and unit tiers don't match or exceed theirs.
                Pixel art is pretty, admittedly. Though some wielders look way too low res.
                I don't yet know how long the other campaigns are, but Arleon is not a campaign, it's a handful of tutorials. So it's 3 campaigns and 4 factions for the price of 35 dollarydoos. I'm lucky to have gotten it on a massive sale for a couple bucks, but no way in hell I'd pay even 20 for it in its current state.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Magic has been thoroughly sterilized for the sake of balance, very little heeheehaha meme potential, practically a different game entirely from the funny EA circus that Sseth showcased.
                you can do a lot of that stuff it's just not really practical to do in a real game.
                >Stack limits and massive differences between tier powers and research levels feel like you have zero chance against enemy wielders if your research and unit tiers don't match or exceed theirs.
                skill issue
                >I don't yet know how long the other campaigns are, but Arleon is not a campaign, it's a handful of tutorials. So it's 3 campaigns and 4 factions for the price of 35 dollarydoos. I'm lucky to have gotten it on a massive sale for a couple bucks, but no way in hell I'd pay even 20 for it in its current state.
                dunno how you can think this unless they massively reworked the campaign (I played whatever it was in 0.9, maybe it's different now) but maybe turn the difficulty up.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you can do a lot of that stuff it's just not really practical to do in a real game.
                "You can do it, it just sucks"
                Whoa...
                >skill issue
                Gay homie.
                >dunno how you can think this unless they massively reworked the campaign (I played whatever it was in 0.9, maybe it's different now) but maybe turn the difficulty up.
                Difficulty, schmifficulty, it's devoid of content. Higher difficulty will just mean I'll have to blitz towards the large towns even faster than on normal.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >blitz towards the large towns
                sorry were you expecting to play it like starcraft no rush 20?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Offtopic.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't say this as an insult but I don't think you've played long enough. It's fine to not like the forced PoC cringe, though most of it is shoved into the first campaign and the Loth Rat man was a great character.
                Magic is perfect in the game and it being balanced isn't a bad thing. What you might not realize is it can be combined, example: If you use exploding mushrooms and push unit, you can lay the mushrooms behind a unit and force them to collide into each one. You can also line your army in a row, use push unit and activate retaliation as the enemy gets knocked back. This is just two examples and there's a lot more that deals in positioning and what magic you use.
                The unit tiers are a non-issue unless you're playing on highest difficulty considering it's supposed to be end-game usage, and you should be focusing on a few specific units as a counter or compliment to your own. I will admit the lack of a specific resource because of RNG location can screw you if you've already devoted building an army prior, only to find you can't (reasonably) afford to research your unit.
                Biggest flaw in the game is losing a single battle can literally mean game over because it's so fricking time consuming to create a real army, but I like the challenge.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't say this as an insult but I don't think you've played long enough
                I quite literally told you I played only the Arleon campaign.
                >Magic is perfect in the game and it being balanced isn't a bad thing
                Balancing isn't bad in a vacuum. I like balance. It's just that many balance autists often end up making everything feel mundane and underwhelming, and magic felt similar to that in the Arleon campaign.
                >If you use exploding mushrooms and push unit, you can lay the mushrooms behind a unit and force them to collide into each one. You can also line your army in a row, use push unit and activate retaliation as the enemy gets knocked back. This is just two examples and there's a lot more that deals in positioning and what magic you use.
                I know this. Sseth gets extensively into these. And that's some very basic b***h baby's first synergy anyway.
                >The unit tiers are a non-issue
                Meaningless drivel as far as I'm concerned, given the lack of argumentation and the undeserved attempt at assertiveness. You're talking like a compgay. I'm concerned with having fun. And as far as my concerns are concerned, progressing from guy with sword to guy on horse (that for some reason screams like a woman), or from smelly goblin to smelly furry woman far less exciting than progressing from fat frick with a pitchfork to a colossal celestial winged cryptid, or from tiny imp to gigaroid satan that teleports behind you.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You played one campaign out four. It's fine not to like it but it's pretty obvious you have a severe lack of understanding of the game's deeper mechanics. Complaining about magic being too balanced is pretty dumb, because now you're just entering the "cast big fireball in different colors" territory. Also not sure why you keep bringing up Seth.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Complaining about magic being too balanced is pretty dumb, because now you're just entering the "cast big fireball in different colors" territory
                You're not very good at reading, are you?
                >Also not sure why you keep bringing up Seth.
                REALLY not good at it, I see.
                Listen, lad. I see you're making at attempt at a good faith discussion here, so I'll give you an earnest recommendation. If you're not looking for this to devolve into a shit flinging match - don't bother. You're not going to make me agree with your input, for I see it as flimsy, and you don't even quite follow the things I say, and I have next to no desire to painstakenly explain the context of every to you until you get it. We can stop here.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Could say the same about you sweetheart. If babby's magic is too hard that's fine, but no need to pretend to know anything deeper than the basic "swordman upgrades to horse" (lol)
                Oh, and next time, try to keep the e-celebs to yourself 😉

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Could say the same about you sweetheart. If babby's magic is too hard that's fine, but no need to pretend to know anything deeper than the basic "swordman upgrades to horse" (lol)
                >Oh, and next time, try to keep the e-celebs to yourself 😉

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                tpbp

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't say this as an insult but I don't think you've played long enough. It's fine to not like the forced PoC cringe, though most of it is shoved into the first campaign and the Loth Rat man was a great character.
                Magic is perfect in the game and it being balanced isn't a bad thing. What you might not realize is it can be combined, example: If you use exploding mushrooms and push unit, you can lay the mushrooms behind a unit and force them to collide into each one. You can also line your army in a row, use push unit and activate retaliation as the enemy gets knocked back. This is just two examples and there's a lot more that deals in positioning and what magic you use.
                The unit tiers are a non-issue unless you're playing on highest difficulty considering it's supposed to be end-game usage, and you should be focusing on a few specific units as a counter or compliment to your own. I will admit the lack of a specific resource because of RNG location can screw you if you've already devoted building an army prior, only to find you can't (reasonably) afford to research your unit.
                Biggest flaw in the game is losing a single battle can literally mean game over because it's so fricking time consuming to create a real army, but I like the challenge.

                Also. If magic being too "weak" is something you criticize, you can obtain a wielder who levels up magic damage, and finding artifacts/weapons can further your magic damage. Arcane at highest tier can deal literal thousands of damage spread in a single use if you pull it off right, the only con is your wielder being a glass canon. And before anyone says this just makes magic broken note that there are units who are completely immune to magic damage (such as the fea)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's quite enjoyable.
                there are no other HoMM-like games out there, unless you count hero's hour, I guess.
                as sseth said, its a genre that has 4 games in it total, and he counts HoMM6/7 as two of them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does Songs of Conquest let you spectate your coop ally during battle?
        This is important

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not only are you a good guy necromancer, you are a cute e-girl necromancer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Closes thing I can think of are some of the Dominion races which use the dead mostly for labour so their countries can prosper.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Diablo 4 available now for PC, Xbox Series X and Gameboy Advance

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want a game that is good that actually utilizes earth magic in a decent manner that isn't just "throw rock", "make wall", "walk through rock"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What is your definition of a decent manner?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        master of magic has existed since 1994 anon
        >Warp Wood: Destroys enemy ranged weapons (bows)
        >Earth to Mud: turns the ground to mud, slowing enemies in an area
        >Earth Lore: Reveals geography of area on overland map
        >Earth Elemental: Summoning large bipedal constructs made of earth/rock
        >Earthquake: (Duh; destroys enemy buildings in enemy cities, enemy units as well)
        >Cracks Call: Unresistable spell that opens up the earth beneath your target; if the unit fails its roll, it is destroyed instantly. Magic immunity and other defensive attrivutes do not reduce the chance of destruction at all (some stupid resist magic spell doesn't really help against falling into the earth opening up underneath you, does it)
        >Elemental Armor: duh
        >Entangle: Unless the enemy unit is flying or non-corporeal, reduces their movement points down to 0.
        >Iron Skin: Duh
        >Ice Storm, Ice Bolt: Duh
        >Stone skin: Duh
        >Change Terrain
        >Water Walking (water is part of the earth/nature school, yes)
        >Petrify
        >Regeneration
        >Path Finding
        >Transmute
        >Gaia's Blessing

        I mean it does have "make wall" and "throw rock" also, but ...there's a lot more to it.

        there's more but that's all i can think of off the top of my head. Also "Web" is under earth/nature magic for some reason (spider web style)

    • 3 weeks ago
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  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Redditbuddy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know about reddit[anything]
        I guarantee redditors have no idea who BB is, they never discovered boorus (thank God).

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bonzi buddy?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if the r34 / rule34.xxx site counts as a booru, i know women irl who are redditors who go on there all the time.

          bonzi buddy?

          lmao based

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AFAIK Reddit hate him because he sexualize women but I could be wrong.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's just a buzzword insult. Posters just like to rib on him for trying to covertly appeal to Gankerermin while not having the courage to go full proper stormgay Gankerermin.
        It amuses me to see shitty twitter meme voice actors makr videos about his comics where a crusader yells about correcting bratty goblins as they remain completely oblivious to the fact that they are promoting a pedophilic joke.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          only morons and chuds go full stormgay in a world dominated by homosexuals and israelites.

          Learn to marketing, anon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Only homosexuals, trannies, and israelites are concerned with marketing.

            [Reddit Spacing]

            Learn to have a spine and a soul, anon.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              if you want to be poor, that's it.

              If you want to make money from entertainment, you shouldn't use the n-word, moron.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >trying to covertly appeal to Gankerermin
          Didn't he use to post in the drawthreads here?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Probably. Don't know to be honest, I practically never visit those.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gankerbuddy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >4chinbuddy
      stay

      4chinbuddy WHAT?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Basedbuddy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't you have to be like a borderline or complete psychopath about being a virgin and females in order to be an incel?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Incel is just "person I don't agree with"

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That sounds stupid,. Why can't people just say you're wrong instead of your a Incel?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because most people have never achieved anything in their life, so the only thing they can feel superior about is their promiscuity

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                good question. ask women.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It’s amazing how normalgays like you have contorted the word incel so extremely. Before it just meant you’re an adult who’s never had sex

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              But we already have an English word for that people recognize virgin.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Incel literally mean “involuntary celibate” meaning a virgin not by choice. Turning it into an insult with what turned it into some kind of misogyny term

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                “Involuntary celibate” implies not just that they haven’t had sex but that sex is being withheld from them. It comes with an air of expectance, like they’re owed.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not really. It means that you are a virgin who has tried to get laid but can't.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Virgin is not gender specific. Incel is a gender specific term to insult male virgins

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's short for Involuntary Celibate, and was once just a humorous pejorative for a virgin

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                WTF

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Don't be delusional the "involuntary" part was and always will be a pejorative. A man *can* renounce sex, and that's voluntary.
              No incel renounces to sex, they would hump anything giving the possibility.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, it's hard to stay an incel with women constantly demanding sex from me but I perservere.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              stay strong brother. they can't frick us all

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not really. Women won't have sex with just anyone and all women want the same small handful of men. I'm 36 and I haven't seen a girl my age since high school, let alone a girl even remotely similar to me. That's just life.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, you just have to be insecure and fat.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Incel = involuntary celibate. ANY OTHER DEFINITION IS WRONG !

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Incel just means virgin now.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Exanima, well I mean you're probably a good guy by the point the game starts

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Diablo 2

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >4chinbuddy
    stay

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most games I can think of where you play as a necromancer has you playing as a good guy, albeit usually sort of an anti-hero.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >AI slop

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It could just be korean art because that shit all looks like AI art anyway

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it gets better every year, artgay.

        Learn to weld.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really like the first two. Imagine a kid abandoned and alone can only rely on necromancy for protection and company so he creates his undead family and helpers but since is a kid he doesn't get all the nuances and he is naturally good-willed so he tries his best to help people.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If only there was some kind of game with that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't want to be "that guy" but i don't like rpg maker shit. Also i think the story would be better for a book than a game.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she's fricking dogshit as a companion thoguh, only useful for the special interactions in events and the daily buffs
          better just take cecil and gray rat, the first is kinda worthless but there's nothing in the game that can actually kill the big guy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        reminds me of that bit in planescape torment where you go to the undead civilisation and they are easily the nicest people that you meet in game because they're already dead and don't stress about anything anymore.
        i really like the sidequest you can do where you help a zombie remember it's name but because it's grave has been erased you just give them a new one and it cries.
        a very sweet inversion of the dead being evil trope and made me feel bad for murdering them mindlessly beforehand.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >women_reaching_age_25.jpg

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Necromancy is a foul alteration of the natural cycle of life for selfish reasons. By its core definition it cannot ever be good, no matter how much you cope. You are as deluded as those who pact with demons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bitch.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HoMM4 has a great campaign about this. HoMM4 has its ups and downs, especially compared to 3, but that campaign is probably the best in the entire series.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These are great, who’s the artist?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        baalbuddy

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    isn't the diablo necro a good guy?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's completely neutral, but the demons are fricking up the balance so he needs to stop them.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Necromancer of Grim Dawn counts I guess. Protagonist has a amnesia so there's no baggage of what you might have done with your skeleton buddies prior to being taken by aetherals, and it is a situation where desperate situation of world suffering multiple apocalyptic events at the same time calls of desperate measures anyways.
    Also, necromancers in general are portrayed in game's lore more as mad scientist types than inherently sinister people, there are way worse arcane powers in that universe than reanimating the dead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your character was either dead or possessed by an inter dimensional spirit. One or the other, I can’t remember which but it wasn’t really amnesia.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Necromancers are actually better than the Inquisitors since they will accept an Inquisitor in their ranks whole the opposite is impossible
      In a losing battle against demons and spirits who seek to use, enslave or exterminate mankind, using the bodies of those who already died while denying them for the enemy to use seems like a sensible course of action

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Necromancy is inherently evil

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post the diapers

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hurf durf muh good guy necromancer
    Frick off gays

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Technically necro in Diablo 2 is good guy?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Neutral, they are basically death police they need to be sure nobody fricks up the natural order or destroy everything.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >beat the shit out of an annoying enemy
    >resurrect him and force him to go annoy other annoying enemies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >join d2 pvp lobby
      >people dueling in blood moor
      >crash the party with army of glitched claw viper revives
      never actually got a high level summon necro, let alone one with enigma, but I always wanted to try this
      duelgays like to stack iDR and absorption though, so who knows if it'd even do anything

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Runescape created a necromancy skill that's also a new combat style and your undead minions willingly follow you which ironically makes them stronger than undead minions from other necromancers who force them to do their bidding.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i want to gain
    ?????

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do so many webcomics not have an RSS feed? This guy seems to only have a twitter

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >redditbuddy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hahah the joke is horny and sex!!!!!!
    r/comicsbuddy at it again!

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure Half Minute Hero had a necromancer chapter. Or it might have been a vampire. Either case, they were summoning monsters.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its a shit game,dont bother

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's no such thing as a good necromancer
    >b-but muh wholesome chungus skeletons
    You are using evils magic to force resting souls to do your bidding, shoving them into decaying vessels to become unnatural monstrosities. Necromancy (as in creating undead monsters and warping souls) is an evil act.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if the soul I'm imbuing into a dead body pledged its allegiance to me willingly without blackmail and the body actually belongs to the soul?
      What if the soul is a known criminal and I'm tasked with forcing it to attone for its crimes by serving those it has wronged?
      Paladin wannabe gays like you are boring and gay and should be mocked into suicide with their clumsy attempts at absolutism.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's only acceptable with the permission of te gods
        You've acknowledged that necromancy is so bad to the soul that it can be used as punishment for the worst shits on the planet

        Nta but if I can play necro or warlock I will do it 100% of the time, I just don't sugarcoat it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >That's only acceptable with the permission of te gods
          Frick gods, they're homosexuals and a bunch of them are evil by numerous definitions.
          >You've acknowledged that necromancy is so bad to the soul that it can be used as punishment for the worst shits on the planet
          Strawman. You are low IQ.
          >Nta but if I can play necro or warlock I will do it 100% of the time, I just don't sugarcoat it
          You're the kind of warlock who brings shame to our reputation because he's a moronic homosexual who lets demons rape his butthole and posses his urethra in exchange for being able to cast green fireballs and purple lightning bolts that he wasn't smart enough to learn on his own.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ebaumsworldbuddy
    Uhh... do whatever, honestly

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bocchi the buddy
    leave

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >everything i dont like is reddit
    *yawn*

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The act of trapping a mortal soul in a decaying body is inherently evil.
    Lichdom on the other hand is only evil if there's a god that hates it and if the ritual requires torturing others.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some fantasy settings explicitly preface that zombies don’t contain the souls of the dead. They’re just the meat and bones using the space where a soul used to fit to animate a simple construct. Like an unseen servant or lesser summoned creature but it’s puppeteering a corpse

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's still taboo. The natural order of things is to die and decay away, not to have your remains be used like a puppet doll by foul magic.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who cares about the meat if their soul still gets to prosper in the afterlife? Who says that their flash has to rot away, never finding another practical use? Are you against refrigerators too? It’s not hurting the living or the dead and its otherwise wasted resources used productively to help the still living. (Assuming they’re farmers or guardsmen or whatever)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Decomposition is energy transfer back to the environment through microscopic and small organisms, not so different to eating.
            Refrigerators act like a hostile environment for said microorganisms by simulating a cold region on the planet, moreover the goal remains to consume the energy stored in the refrigerated food. It's not the same as using it to do your bidding.
            If the gods of a fantasy setting had intended for bodies to be used as labor force after death they would've created a world with no decay in the first place. Without decay there is no cycling of life; bodies would simply pile up endlessly until the environment collapsed from energy starvation.

            Necromancy is a fundamental violation of the natural order.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              > Necromancy is a fundamental violation of the natural order.

              So are fireballs but I don’t see you hassling the evocation casters

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fantasy still has magic draw energy from something or somewhere
                Fireballs aren't and never were living beings and are more akin to knives that can be used for good or bad

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But in a fantasy setting souls are the de facto judge of life. Souls are the “living” part, the body is just cells that hosts, or used to host the soul. Like a tree with a bird nest or a persons house. If the departed soul sees no issue then there’s no transgression being made, and only as much tampering with the natural order as any other school of magic.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Incorrect
                If the body was of no consequence to the soul then the very concepts of pain, suffering and torture wouldn't exist
                A woodpecker nest is more like it from the tree's POV

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This anon

                >Be indian
                >Use dead deer's bones and sinews and intestines as materials for crafts as to maximize your resource efficiency and minimize your impact on disturbing nature's resources.
                >i.e. use dead bodies for your needz
                >Basically necromancer
                >Objectively evil
                So that's why mutts killed them all?

                , while being a bit of a silly Willy about it, raises a good point. If souls aren’t involved then there’s no appreciable difference between turning bones into a hoe to till your land, and animating them with magic to do the tilling for you.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Be indian
              >Use dead deer's bones and sinews and intestines as materials for crafts as to maximize your resource efficiency and minimize your impact on disturbing nature's resources.
              >i.e. use dead bodies for your needz
              >Basically necromancer
              >Objectively evil
              So that's why mutts killed them all?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Streetshitters are inherently evil, yes
                Making body parts into craft tools is not the same as using magic to simulate living things capable of complex tasks themselves

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Streetshitters are inherently evil, yes
                The native american indians, you moron.
                >Making body parts into craft tools is not the same as using magic to simulate living things capable of complex tasks themselves
                >B-b-because... BECAUSE IT JUST ISN'T, OKAY?
                Yawn.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Call them natives then, indian = streetshitter nowadays
                Because one involves magic whose sole purpose is to cheat death and the other doesn't, do you even know what the "necro" part means?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >sole purpose is to cheat death
                So?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you are using people's remains for something that is going to be considered somewhat bad regardless of the involvement of magic. If you are using their soul on top of that, again, regardless of magic what you are doing is almost certainly wrong.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dominions as always.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if instead of resurrecting the dead, binding their soul and what not it is just a bunch of bones held together with magic, what then natural ordergays

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They’re already mad about that because apparently the worms are more entitled to our dead comrades bones than we are.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bones decay too unless if placed under very specific circumstances but even then they go through chemical processes that make them no longer organic

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guild Wars 2 if you're transgender. You can even be a healer necromancer in there. But the game is bad and you need to be transgender to enjoy it.
    Fabled Lands only allows you to learn how to raise the dead if you're super holy and pious.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why not just play gw1
      there's lore stuff about good necros vs bad ones even

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is a possibility too but I never did get to play GW1 and I wasn't confident about giving advice about games I didn't personally play.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you should try it, it's probably the best necro I've tried, and you can play it as a solo game with an ai party
          https://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/List_of_necromancer_skills

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fellow necrobros, what has been your cheekiest raise this week?
    I bound a paladin's soul to a dead rat and now use him in that interrogation method where you tie a rat cage to someone's stomach and set fire over it so the rat has to dig through the victim's body to freedom.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sienna.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SHADBUDDY

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker arguing about the definition of good and evil and how morality and ethics interact with necromancy, AGAIN
    jesus christ
    just make another offshot board at this point
    vidya/philosophy or whatever

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still remember when BB threw a fit on twitter and called Ganker white supremacists because people didn't like his interracial NTR hentai.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >onejokebuddy

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anything more trash than youtube content farmers who narrate Ganker and reddit threads, let alone other people's comics?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Six and a half hours that's pretty good for video game board.

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