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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't played this game, but I must say, those are indeed some wonderful thighs.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Quality thread, manager.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I loev Laetitia

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Finally a thread about Lobotomy Corporation™ and not about the g*chagay game or the fanfiction "sequel"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't want to talk about Limbus
      >better mention it right away
      Stupid b***h rabbit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Geb's tightly-squeezed fat rolls!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >fat rolls!
          >implying
          Anon, we both know the only places Gebura has fat is in "all the right places" if you know what I mean.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Like her gut!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No... not the gut anon...
              Here see if this image gives you an idea of what I'm referring to.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      little Kali headpats

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >what if Id but grill

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >first time player, first time trying a management sim
    >get to day 23 central command
    >feeling pretty good, have a few level 5s, getting good at shutting down noon ordeals
    >the next two abnormalities i get are nothing there and bluestar
    >already dealing with scarecrow searching for wisdom and king of greed
    It's over...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      blue star is unironically a good abno to have, good energy production and relatively easy to handle for an aleph

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've been told nothingthere has a great weapon but costs over 200 boxes and has a coinflip on release if the success is under 27 boxes. There is a way to suppress it with Gebura correct?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing there is just a big stat check, and when he breaches I'd recommend you just take 1 giganugget and do some micro management

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I barely remember how NT works because I grinded for its EGO and then memory repo'd it out of my facility

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >mem reping Nothing There
            Really?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          NT is easy to beat as long you have big team with non red dmg weapons (even shitters count) and one tank to distract it. It do not have proper AoE attack so as long you attack from other side and heal or rotate guy who have NT attention, you should beat it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the next two abnormalities i get are nothing there and bluestar
      These are like easiest Alephs to manage and Central is time when you should start getting those.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this but with off-model Tanya. get me a bodybag

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gebura was raped by rats when she was just a newbie fixer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      philip was raped by clowns every day of his pathetic life

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And he enjoyed every moment of it. A true philipbro victory

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So that's Roland right? Didn't know he could fight like that. I haven't played the games yet so i just assumed he'd be a normal office worker guy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Roland is a grade 9 fixer, now imagine what a grade 1 fixer will be like.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Some eldritch god tier of world ending power?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's for you to discover, play Lob corp first

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            OK.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    id rather her sit on my face, but her thighs are great too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hot

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The binner floor should have been the trio floor, where 3 guys get apoc bird buffs.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One sin? Gets no diffed by the CHADleph nothing there

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When will the director make a bpd girl abnormality? Queen of hatred doesn't count.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any tips? Starting Lobotomy Corporation today

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Read the wiki, look up the spoilers, use lob points on your nuggers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Read the manual, unlock managerial guidelines first, try not to let people die(you get more LOB for no casualties) but if a few lesser nuggets die it's not the end of the world

      Also don't be afraid to put off ending the day if you want to train or farm

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There are several bugs here but usually things happen for reason
      Your employees will not just die without cause same with monster breach

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Try to get as far as you can to unlock missions
      >Complete said missions as they unlock massive boons
      >Complete information gathering on an anomaly for bonuses in success rate and learning how the frick they work
      >Restarting is expected as you keep info and unlocks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Keep clerks healthy with shield bullets etc.
      >Inb4 why
      No dead clerks = experience less problems

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just play a better game like ruina and limbis

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everything after Lob Corp is a down grade for Gebura.
    This one is peak design.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's a man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, that's only your stupid tumblr art that made her look like a man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just because Gebura has a schlong doesn't mean she is male.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Humping thighs really sucks as a circumcised individual.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      as a CHADcumcised individual*
      Fixed it for you

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Exit GeBITCH
    Enter CLERK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Alpha2?
      More like Alpha1

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So when is PM going to release their next game?
    >L*mbus
    Frick Limbus, I said game. A real game.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sowwy bro, your getting licensed slop for the next decade.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Limbus isn't licensed though.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The fighting game will be.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There's going to be a fighting game spin off?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yes and a racing one too. Although they are focusing in the open world survival crafting game first

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                All set in the same universe? Never knew LobCorp had so much spin off potential. Honestly proud of them.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The setting is big and massively fricked up

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I started playing The City MMO, but I keep getting ganked by backstreet rats. Anyone here can let me into their fixer office?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The City MMO
      There's a new game?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We'll accept you into the dawn office, but only if you are willing to erp with our Salvador

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Prescript would be glad to have you aboard. Cut off your middle finger and mail it to a K corp employee.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to caress Moses' hips and thighs and amputated shoulder

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ok

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dante, nobody cares about your dead girlfriend.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What is my hero doing in a PM thread?

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be Laetitia

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >e-girlgays are troons
      not a good look

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, I meant to say I want to be INSIDE OF Laetitia.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You can't take back your words Laetitiasister. But I'll always regard you as hecking cute and valid. Because that's what the seed of light is for.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You have my gratitude.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Frick off gramps. This isn't 1944 anymore. There's nothing wrong with being a girl. Stop being bigoted

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Illiteracy chads... I... was being supportive of our transfriend...

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >There's nothing wrong with being a girl.
              No, but there's everything wrong about transhumanism. It's a terrible sin against nature and God.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Don't care, boomer. I'm already 90% machine prosthetics. You fleshies will kneel

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bwos, how do I become HIM

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Have a crush on a girl, and uh figure out the rest.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I already got cucked by a romanian zoophile. I just need to figure out how to become a wax man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      listen to the voice in your head

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is it possible to distort into a female looking distortion while being a man?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      take the prosthetic pill.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dalloc being gangraped by skibidi toilets

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          very sus ohio npc vibes no goated

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          skibidi toilets would unironically fit into pm worldbuilding

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I agree. I want to see gman toilet NO DIFF the FRAUDS hiding in the library.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Your fool could never handle the library's sigma rizz.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No cap, the library gets no diffed by Gman toilet. Ain't no way they multi block city tier. Btw, Angela still pays her fentum tax to the goverment. While gman toilet doesn't have to.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                it's all because of baby gronk and livy dunn, their gyatt couldn't handle Ronald when he saw Angela edging to lookmax for toilet Ayin

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I agree. I want to see gman toilet NO DIFF the FRAUDS hiding in the library.

            Would they be waw or aleph?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Aleph, they would represent conformity. Due to the fact they are infectious, every skibidi toilet can only repeat the same few sounds. Not even the leader are safe from the conformity.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Fools, they'd be an ordeal.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        dalloc is a BOY?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Erm.. she identifies as a girl now. Same with gloria.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            im going to vomit

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Please stop using that lingo

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    don't open it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      me on the left

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I shouldn't have opened it
      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He is so out of her league it's not even funny.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, Roland is much better than that metal bawd.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't and will never happen. Loland wouldn't do such a thing.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So what's this game actually about? How's the gameplay?
    I tried looking it up on Youtube and I genuinely don't know what the frick supposed to be going on.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ok so basically

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't play the game unless you're mentally prepared to spend hours upon hours grinding through it, potentially restarting from Day 1 several times.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lobcorp is a janky management sim
      Ruina is a turn based RPG with cards
      Limbus is a turn based gacha for babies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And to further add to this

      Ok so basically

      You also just kinda:
      That should explain all your questions I'm sure.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I actually have a black hole in my memory from beating the hag. I did it, I know I fricking did it because I saw the end, but I can't tell you. I think Carmen took the fricking wheel or something.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I got scared on day 50 because clerks just started to randomly shoot the air. Weird stuff.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This image is actually a pretty good representation of this game.
        Everything is dead
        Everything is breaching
        The manager failed to do his duty by a sliver
        There's two abnormalities just randomly beating the shit out of each other in the background
        And so on.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fallout shelter meets scp meets memory leaks
      you manage a facility full of things and your main objective is to extract energy out of them by sending your underpaid cannon-fodder employees to work on them until you meet your daily quota, they can escape sometimes too
      it's grindy and offensively unoptimized, definitely not for everyone so pirate before buying (or dont buy at all since the money is currently being used to fuel gacha trash)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you're an SCP site manager, the difficulty spike is vertical. cool story, play it blind

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You get bootleg SCPs
      You poke them to power up people's toasters
      Your employees all explode
      Kino ensues
      It's all right there in the manual

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love the idea but I hate the implementation

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Faust and her tinymini husband

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      FREE HIM

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get off Ganker and get back to work Chesed.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wow, new lu sucks ass. Wish I could get my thread and shards back.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You just don't know how to use his discard properly, he's great.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    YIIKCHAD thread now btw

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing about LobCorp I knew going into it was that it was a monster managing game and I expected it to just be a funny little goof around kind of game
    It unravelling into one of my favorite plots in video games was an absolutely unreal experience that I don't think I'll ever feel again. Seriously it was like if I started playing something like Palworld and it took me on an emotional journey out of nowhere

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Real men don't look like this and don't act like this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I look like this lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Proof?

        I act like that lol

        Proof?

        I look like this AND act like that lmao

        I believe you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I act like that lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I look like this AND act like that lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Considering he's probably some genetically modified test tube baby and not a real man at all that's fitting. Isn't his book version literally a rock?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A brick actually. Which is way funnier.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A brick actually. Which is way funnier.

        There is no way they won't change 90% of the story.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never played her game or know anything about her character but I agree after viewing the countless images in this thread.
    Leaving the thread now, enjoy your day.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    new merch when?
    even tho I won't buy it for obvious reasons lmao

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gebura, go serve me some coffee will ya?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There is so little porn of CheBura Chesed reached cuck status in my mind.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Needing pornography to validate you ship

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So just how popular is Gebura.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Last Twitter popularity poll she was first place as sexiest character.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >got bored of limbus gacha slop at canto 5
    when is the next PM game happening

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      maybe after canto 12 if you're lucky

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    test

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i guess you pass but no gebura thighs for you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        good. she stinks

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So how many things has the head banned so far?

    I remember:

    -two same person to remain for certain amount of days
    -AI
    -flying vehicles according to Garnet
    -firearms with wall piercing properties or some shit. I think that includes laser weapon
    -cyborg that look like human

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      think the gun thing specifically was about super long range guns and automatically guns, also carrying lots of ammo. specifically because guns made it too easy to kill people if i remember correctly?
      which is weird since firing lasers out of your face and magic is perfectly fine.

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