>I was just pretending to be retarded

>I was just pretending to be retarded

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no you weren't

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never noticed the eyes giving it away

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jester and Arkham voiced by the same guy
    Kino.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the VA is just some dude Dante's VA knew
      >puts on one of the best performances of the decade

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He also voiced Saint Germain from Castlevania COD, his voice is like a middle ground between Jester and Arkham in that game

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Castlevania COD
          I finished that recently, both of the PS2 Castlevanias have really good voice acting. Reuben Langdon also voiced Trevor Belmont in the game.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Huh, that's neat

        JESTA GOTTA SPANK YOUR BUTT
        SPANK YOUR BUTT
        SPANK YOUR BUTT

        To me it sounds more like:
        >Joker's gonna spank your butt
        >Spank you on the bu~utt
        Which makes sense, considering he was originally supposed to be called Joker (Joker/Arkham both being Batman references).

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      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The voice acting really was ahead of it's time, out of all of them I'd say that Reuben gave the weakest performance but I think that's more to do with the script than anything else. I still hope they'll bring back Kari Wahlgren as Lady one day.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck was his problem?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much picrel

      >the VA is just some dude Dante's VA knew
      >puts on one of the best performances of the decade

      That’s actually impressive

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His daughter dresses like a slut

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Needed a spanking

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JESTA GOTTA SPANK YOUR BUTT
    SPANK YOUR BUTT
    SPANK YOUR BUTT

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WELCOME, WELCOME TO HELL!

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Arkham became so fucking boring after the reveal

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's been a bit since my last 3 playthrough, why did he dress up as a Jester again? Where did he even find the time to swap into the outfit?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His evil plan required Vergil and Dante to bleed each other out upon that specific altar in the tower. To guide the edgy, power-obsessed demon lord wannabe there he presented himself as a sophisticated advisor and Sparda lore master; to guide the retard there, he masqueraded as a retard.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He can instantly change forms, and it wasn't a costume, it was the devil form he got for sacrificing his wife. It's never really explained jow he's anle to basically be in 2 places at the same time but the theory is that he had some kind of ability to control or project his devil form as a second body around the tower, which would also explain how there is a third jester battle while he's already in hell.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it was the devil form he got for sacrificing his wife
        image selling your asshole to demons and they reward you with clown outfit

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I bet Arkham was really devil triggered

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not only that but he also got an ugly fucking scar in his human face just because

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you joking (lol)? He's awesome and I wish I could turn into a dark demonic jester to fuck around and be as annoying as possible dodging bullets and walking on the walls and ceiling.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He can swap forms in a blink, he did that while 3 characters surrounded him with guns pointing at his face.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NOT SO FAST DEVILBOY

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Stupid ugly shit is actually stupid ugly shit

    What a twist

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >want to reply DMC3
    >games with a lot of action/button mashing make my thumb hurt now
    I don't like getting old.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you're on PC you can lower the crazy combo threshold with the style switcher mod at leat

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not on PC. And just button mashing makes my thumb hurt something fierce. Like I'm replaying KH1 and it's a fucking doozy. need to take day long breaks.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dmc3 remake when

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They'd need to go through 1 and 2 first. Which i'd welcome since they both suck.
      >but muh DMC1
      Dated.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ever get tired of baiting me?
        kys homosexual

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I legit don't know who you are shizo. DMC 1 just sucks.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No you want me to start copy-pasting arguments like a homosexual. Who knows maybe i'll buy into it since you want synthetic conversation so much.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Retard

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DMC3's enemies are all garbage.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even want a full remake, I just want a version that's properly definitive AKA the switch version on PC. Or at least let me choose which features to keep between all the versions.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that scene where he's licking lady and sexualizing her
    >when it hits you later when you learn he's her dad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that scene where he's licking lady and sexualizing her

      You mean when he flicks his tongue at her and then cracks a joke about "getting a spanking from daddy"? He doesn't lick her at all and he is literally her daddy (and the "spanking" comes in the form of smashing her head against the floor).

      >when it hits you later when you learn he's her dad

      You mean 30 seconds later in the same exact cutscene?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean it actually worked in that instance.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play DMC5 after playing a bunch of 3
    >wow DMC5 sucks
    >play DMC3 after playing a bunch of 5
    >wow DMC3 sucks

    I'm not even sure which one I prefer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You probably prefer gay boi pennies

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll fucking kill you bitch, you aint shit homosexual ass nigga.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your dislike of the one you're playing, gets out shined by the likes you have with the other, making you like it more for a time. Then you flip-flop between.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WELCOME TO HELL
    I wish that voice clip wasn't so fucking ingrained into my head.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    many such cases.

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