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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's Other M Samus, though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's a start
      the interest is there, the tools too
      granny status: removed

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    finally

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Zero Suit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cute

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Too much squash and stretch, too choppy at some times, othzerwise it's good.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        kys

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      forced animation, particularly at 0:06

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Die in a fricking fire moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >forced animation
        I will never understand this

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't agree with the term but when someone refers to "forced animation," it's when the movement that art tries to imitate overshoots the way things would actually play out in dumb ways. Like if someone is drawing a card from a deck and a shit-ton of emphasis is put on really tiny muscle movements and wrist motions that someone in that situation wouldn't bother doing to begin with, and it's not appropriate for the situation as animated.
          That webm isn't even an example of "forced animation" anyway, it might bounce a little more than someone might like but it's not gratuitous or anything.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >ugly other m suit design

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >those headpats would have killed zelda

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Samus deserves a unique game over where she's permanently stuck in ball form and spends the rest of her life being treated like a pet/trophy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i blame spiderverse for this type of forced expressive animation

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        God forbid cartoons are cartoony.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's still the same shit game
    Also I bet nexus will remove this because it's wokephobic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      dare i say?
      filtered

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is what I was waiting for!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"Hey, I think it would be neat if Metroid did something new and interesting with the formu-"
    >REEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO EVERYTHING MUST BE EXACTLY LIKE THE VERSION OF SUPER METROID THAT ONLY EXISTS IN MY HEAD ALWAYS FOREVER
    >"... Okay."
    >IS THAT A ZERO SUIT MOD FOR RETURNAL? HECKIN POGGERS, MUH DICKERINO!!!!!!!!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick are you talking about?
      there are HUNDREDS of super metroid romhacks

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't see the irony of elitist NOT MUH secondaries celebrating a Metroid themed mod for a roguelike
        Bruh.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i just wanted the granny removed, any other skimpy suit prostitute would have sufficed

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >i just wanted the granny removed
            You's a b***h and a coward. You morons always complain about how video games never innovate, only to b***h even harder when they do something even slightly different. You deserve your generic AAA slop. have a nice day.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Inovation = more sexyness. Don't change anything if you can't improve it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Metroid fans are one person
      Anon different people have different opinions, they're not lying to be mean or mislead you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You know what anon? If legions of fans forced Nintendo to rehash Super Metroid again and again then I'd agree with you about that jab in the first half of your post. But that's not the case, is it? We will never get Super again, we've never even come close. But the correct sentiment that that was the franchise at its peak keeps its influence alive nearly 3 decades later.

      >but but but my post was actually about this and-
      I don't care.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Returnal was really great. I would 100% buy a sequel or DLC for it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I can absolutely asure you if Returnal had a Metroid coat of pain tendies would call it 10/10.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >coat of PAIN

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Metroid roguelike
        ... I hate elitist secondaries who constantly screech "NOT MUH", but you can frick all the way off with that.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You will like Metroid roguelike like you liked Zelda Skyrim.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Zelda Skyrim makes logical sense for an adventure focused franchise. Randomized challenges is utter fricking nonsense for an exploration centered IP like Metroid.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              But Returnal has hidden walls and secrets too. You could 100% do a sidequel like Returnal and have it be a 2-3 hour long roguelite focused on rewinding time to go on parralel universes or whatever

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Returnal is better than Metroid. The only thing that bothers me about it is that the devs reduced difficulty and added save points after choose your own adventure/fighting game RPG gamers complained.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >other M
    >still shit even with titty mods
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS GAME IS SO DOGSHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAGA

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I got the secret ending today. Fun game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what mod

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        its on loverslab

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ma'am, your stinky pussy is out

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Downtown Burbank resident here. Why does this sound so familiar?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I called it

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >high heels
    Yikes. Brawl is the best.

    [...]

    Based.

    >Zero Suit

    Cute.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the model from other m was likely the easiest to rip and rig to the granny body structure

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What vpn are the trannies using these days

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i don't know about trannies, but i either use tor browser or proton vpn

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    surprised they didn't take it down

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