>I wish, to be rich
what a boring fucking wish, even if it was a fake wish granter it's a stupid wish
what would you wish for?
>I wish, to be rich
>I wish, to be rich
what a boring fucking wish, even if it was a fake wish granter it's a stupid wish
what would you wish for?
I wish videogames were real
>all video game stories and characters become real at once, causing great chaos in the world
This would be a really cool movie/show. Basically a bunch of fantasy characters all existing within the same area and it realistically determines who makes it out on top and who does not.
Check out Re:Creators. It might not be the best, but it's a fun example of that idea (Albeit with primarily anime character types rather than game characters)
that infodump episode though
That one anon finally have his Combine vs Covenant war fantasy a reality.
A superpower
The power to make anyone, regardless of where I am / where they are
do
think
feel
believe
whatever I want them to - and they won't know that they are manipulated by my power. They will do, think, feel, believe whatever I want them to and they will think that they do so on their own will and accord.
Holy shit, that's probably the most broken power I've seen. How come I never thought of that before?
Check out Preacher and Code Geass. Kinda the same concept although the guy with the power needs to speak a command
I've seen Geass already, but even Lelouch wasn't this OP. Although they don't ever address the fact that he could just say "From now, you'll obey me forever, Lelouch vi Britannia commands you", at least not in R1 or R2 afaik.
>they don't ever address the fact that he could just say "From now, you'll obey me forever, Lelouch vi Britannia commands you"
He did. Unless you mean in specific instances.
I don't remember him ever doing anything like that. The closest he got was when he tested Geass and told some random girl to always be at a certain place no matter what. That was in the very beginning of R1. He never really made anyone into a slave until the very end of R2 when he was already at his full potential and became Emperor.
Also, I just thought of this, but Lelouch also needs direct eye contact and he cannot Geass someone more than once, that's why he fucked up with Euphemia. So the power in anon's post is still more OP than him, even when he already had the double Geass eyes in R2's ending.
>don't remember him ever doing anything like that
He literally commands people to be his slaves after becoming emperor.
If you mean aside from that, then we rarely see him give commands directly after the first initial episodes aside from key characters (pink haired bitch, etc), so for example he could have commanded the people in the train when meeting the black Knights early on or when he caused a man made earthquake when attacking Tokyo (it is Tokyo?) to follow all his commands.
It's also possible he'd already tested it (as with the marking girl) and found that the complete slavery command was far.pess effective.
Fucking money, what else?
be a yuri neet anime girl
I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT TALLER
I WISH I WAS A BALLER
WISH I HAD A GIRL WHO LOOKED GOOD, I WOULD CALL HER
Anon wishing for wealth is like the cheat wish. It might be boring but with infinite money you can give yourself infinite wishes.
Games, health, entertainment, adventure, love money can buy all these things.
The only idiots are the ones who wish for just one when they could wish for money and get them all.
money can't buy immortality
>He doesn't know
Why the fuck would you want to be immortal?
Why wouldn't you, assuming it was an opt out immortality?
Because life is already long and painful enough as it is.
I hope there isn't one, I just want to rest in peace.
Do you believe in an afterlife?
So you can experience everything forever?
>So you can experience everything forever?
Which is mostly suffering.
Not if you're immortal
Let's say that means you don't decay, rather than flat-out immunity and/or invincibility
You can wait out all the suffering in the world
You never have to stress yourself out
You only have to suffer as much as you like
>locks you up in a box
>outlives the wood
this is the immortality where I don't need sustenance or oxygen, nor sun, yes?
To experience good times forever?
and have to be a wagecuck for all eternity. no thanks, I like getting older and having a retirement to look forward to
If you're immortal you have plenty of time to learn how to get money in less than conventional ways. You can set yourself up pretty good now that you have infinite time at your disposal.
I don't know what kind of immortality you are thinking of when you're making your wish bro but it sounds like it sucks
Immortality is a fucking curse I never understood why people would ever wish for it. Like 200 years at peak physical age where you could never be injured would be fine but anything beyond that sounds horrible.
because if you take care of your psyche you can theoretically experience evolution in your lifetime
that or you go insane
what makes you think 200 is a fairer amount of years to live in peak physical condition through? why not 400?
>Immortality is a fucking curse
just add something that can kys whenever you want. Otherwise is a solid pick
(also add "infinite health", or else you can starve or get a disease and still not die)
Honestly. people should ask to be omnipotent, not immortal.
I want to be a vampire king lording over dying earth like Kain in LoK
You can play more games
to look down on and saddle dimwits like you unto eternity
i dread the eternal oblivion
id do literally anything to avoid that
theres only one reason you wouldn't want immortality and that is because you don't want to live
the question, then, is not why wouldn't you want to be immortal
the question is: why haven't you killed yourself yet?
You can get as close as possible, and you can do all the cool shit NOW with all the money you have, rather than do it over however much time the immortality we're talking about gives you. Infinite money could theoretically be as much of a superpower as immortality.
money can't make my waifu real
money can't bring my best friend back
>money can't bring my best friend back
Right in the feels, anon. Bullseye.
You're able to get to the heart of The Zone and you think you still need a wish to be obscenely rich? Between all the artifacts and shit you can clearly easily get, and the gear from the legion of cultist retards you slaughtered getting there, you're fine for money.
I wish for the motivation to write what I want to write.
I'd wish for all that I've been through over the last three years not ending up as a completely fruitless, in vain waste of time, effort, resources, blood sweat and tears like it usually turns out to be for about 99% of my lifespan.
I wish to be able to freely modify, alter, and repair my physical appearance to be any shape, state, or form I desire without any limitations while maintaining my personality and conciousness, and having no risk of losing my sense of self.
>Not using your one wish to destroy the wish granter
Come on Ganker, I thought you were more bitter than this
I wish dicky was real
no one tell him
Everyone just got the 'rich' ending because they set the money threshold for it stupid low at 50000. Would have been much better if it was 1000000 or something
I'd wish for humanity to be destroyed too. I still don't know what that ending is supposed to represent but it looks cool.
huh? you can have him wish for that? how?
i always get him wishing to be rich or the true ending
Being rich overrides all the other endings, just have less than 50k rubles.
The others have different conditions, you can look them up or just watch them on youtube
holy fuck
i never knew there was other endings anon
thank you
>50k rubles = 544.31 USD
>rich
it was different back then
I wish for ligma
Ingame currency are old Soviet rubles, not Russian rubles. They're pretty much like Fallout's bottlecaps.
Ligm-? wait a minute...
Steve Jobs is resurrected and somehow makes the internet even worse
>50k rubles = 544.31 USD
544.31 USD would allow you to by half of ukrainian's supply of 12-16 year old prostitutes, an AK rifle and a carton of cigarettes, bribes to get those items past the border included.
lol you can tell the ruble value triggered you.
...you know that stalker is set in Ukraine, right?
You know that ruble isn't the currency used in Ukraine, right?
It isn't?
Nope.
Figured they'd have a Ukrainian ruble like with Canadian/American dollars
Learn something every day I guess.
I don't actually think any former Soviet republics kept the ruble. Might be wrong though.
Belarus
Pretty sure their currency is potatoes
They have used the hryvnia since the fall of the Soviet Union.
>what would you wish for?
HAPPINESS FOR EVERYBODY, FREE, AND NO ONE WILL GO AWAY UNSATISFIED!
There's multiple endings. The rich ending is if you have a certain amount of money on you by the time you beat the game.
Real life Deathnote not restricted by name.
I wish I was gay so I could make out with the cute boys at the club.
I wish for every single person whether living or dead to have every single wish they have ever made come true.
flight or invisibility probably.
I wish to be crushed by a ton of screws and metal falling from the ceiling that I see as money
Yeah wishing to be Rich is fucking stupid, that's why I'd wish for LODSEMONE
The total annihilation of every single human on the planet.
but anon! thats you aswell!!!!!!
Yes, and? As long as I'm sure that every other meatbag is going to die, I don't care.
so essentially you're wishing to suicide.
Genocide-suicide.
genoise-sucrose
I wish everyone gets one of these delivered to their door every second Wednesday of the month for the rest of eternity.
what makes you so sure that everyone including you should be die? are we talking scorched earth, or do you want to go further? Let's have all human beings just *blink* out of existence, as if they had never been- isn't that better?
I want other animals to have a chance at being the dominant species.
The humanity experiment failed.
You could've just buffed the animals then, c'mon son
You're just gonna wipe humans the fuck out instead of having us fight against a number of evolved animals, insects, plants and fungi?
This is what sucks about being a hateful little Gankergrug
It makes your wishes fucking boring
"i want all humans to go back to monkey"
> The entire world becomes brazil
>of every single human on the planet.
>all the bugmen, israelites and naggers are saved
what did he mean by this?
No more J-
>i wish israelites never existed
>create a paradox as you have 1% israeli in you
I wish I was born female
Your soul gets placed in a female fetus that dies during childbirth
why are you treating the wish like a monkey's paw
a loving wife who stays forever young
You fall in love with an anime girl
I wish for more wishes
free wifi anywhere I go
just wish for your personal satellite baka ass motherfucker
>Satellite starts orbiting around you, immediately crashes into and kills you if you move
okay LESS personal than that
the beta orbiter model alpha
I wish to have a box I am allowed to be in for myself.
To be rich
dicky
>my life sucks so everyone should die
is there a worse villain motive?
Reality warping or the power to travel to any where I want with complete control over the ability. That way I won't be dependent on the wish granter and can do other stuff to achieve other wishes. The average person has no imagination and will waste a wish on material shit.
I wish to fly free
Absolute power
Being realistic without OP superpowers
**(dude, literally just ask to become a God, why ask for riches, immortality, or some other bs. Be GOD, be all powerful and all know.)**
I wish to have access to 100% control over my body, TRUE FREE WILL
>If I want to do something productive with my life, I will do it
>if I feel shitty, I will simply command my body to produce dopamine and other feel-good chemicals
>If I want to delete one uncomfortable memory, I can.
>if I want to force myself to learn anything for several hours, I will
>even if I become ill, with the right diagnosis I can command my body to defeat it
>without OP superpowers
I don't think you understand how OP what you are suggesting is
It's completely confined within the boundaries of my own limitations. I find this very balanced.
Of course, I can go as far as maintaining proteins that my body would stop producing after a long age and potentially reaching immortality, but I'm no geneticist/biologist so I could fuck myself up badly.
you can will yourself to become one in the minimum amount of time
you can become a small god
what you described is as OP as immortality or infinite lucre ez
>will yourself to become one in the minimum amount of time
Explain. This sounds like something abstract to me.
ability to make anything I imagine real
>playing vidya
>be a bozo and have a misplay
>"god, i want kms"
>...
>think about a monster under your bed
>it's actually there
>neeting on Ganker, anon posts some funny dicky video
>"god I wish that was me"
>...
Wishing to be rich might be boring, but it's not stupid. It's economical because it allows you to accomplish a lot of other wishes.
But yeah, definitely wish for magical powers or something
But don't forget to free the genie anon, he deserves it
>But don't forget to free the genie anon, he deserves it
he deserves a wagiecage, that's what he deserves.
Do I even want to know what the function of this thing is?
i wish i could still get a boner, boners are cool
I want all starving people to be able to eat a single bite off a delicious meal and then have it disappear in front of their eyes
I wish to be Stardust the Super Wizard in the universe of Stardust the SUPER WIZARD.
I'd wish to be able to learn anything at a faster pace, but not instantly because that would take away the joy of feeling that you're getting better.
I just want to learn to draw really.
>I just want to learn to draw really.
Same.
I wanna get back to drawing Midna booty.
Everyone know who Midna is, newfag.
Wish granted. No excuses.
Yeah, well they're slavs.
What else are they going to wish for?
"I wish to aimbot in real life"
"I wish to commit credit card fraud with impunity"
"I wish my malware was untraceable"
"I wish my plate carrier was adidas"
Sure, there could be more interesting wishes, but western audiences wouldn't understand.
>i wish that /sg/ was completely unaffected by current real world geopolitics
I wish for the wish granter to always forget it's already granted me a wish.
dead and destruction
>what would you wish for?
To have the ability to fall asleep on command and sleep for a set number of hours like in video games.
The ability to make a door appear that leads to a pocket dimension that resembles a super comfortable, very high end house with every amenity available. The main thing is that time crawls to a .1% speed in there. So I can sleep as much as I want and take a break from real life as much as I want. I can study in there. I can make plans and prepare in there for as long as I need when faced with a problem, etc.
>what would you wish for?
the equalvalent of a death note and shinigami eyes with no drawbacks. I can change the world with 3,194 deaths quicker than I could with immortality and 3,194 years. I doubt there'd have to be more than 1 culling night
just make sure not to get taunted and caught like the real kira
I wish for all foreigners to be deported, and never allowed to return.
I wish the internet did not exist.
I wish I had a wife and kids.
I wish, I wish, I wish...
Wisdom. To be incredibly wise an knowledgable about reality.
Yes I'm a king, how did you know?
I'd wish for endless calamity for every one everywhere, a slow and endless calamity that would make everyone's life miserable, little by little, but never killing them off, allowing them to reproduce and have offspring who would then be afflicted by endless calamity as well, essentially cursing humanity as a species to eternal suffering and torment and poverty, and yes, I'd be included as a victim of all of that.