I would just rape her.

I would just rape her. If I was stuck in the Dark Souls 2 universe, I would make my way over to her and just endlessly rape her until I lost my mind from hollowing, and then even I'd probably continue to mindlessly frick her.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Instantly kills you with a fireball before you can get in dick range

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the Dark Souls universe you have infinite lives written into the lore of the game. It would just be a matter of time before I learn how to evade her bullshit fire attacks and then commence the rape operation

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hahaha just roll, Black person

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >keeps rolling and thrusting his dick into her until she cums and stops resisting
        based actually

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the best part of the rape is when you can feel them fricking you back, you know they're into it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like a virgin myth.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              rape is the single best moment in any girl's life
              they crave it nearly 100% of the time

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't have to project onto me, ugly Black person.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this is what happens when you're a low IQ porn addict who plays too many H-games and consumes media written by mentally ill sex deviants and psychopaths

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Please have a nice day before you get to a point where you decide to harm others.

                Between the ages of 16-30 I always had a gf. You are probably a kissless virgin who's going to have a nice day within the next 3 years. Don't project onto others.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're probably an ugly kissless virgin and that's why you project onto others. That's all I'm saying. You're probably going to have a nice day too.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, you're probably going to have a nice day, so just remember this post before you pull the trigger. And safe travels to hell moron hahaha

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                can you post advice on how to get a gf for the autists and lurkers itt pls

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do some pushups

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                better than nothing i guess lol thx

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do it dude

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i just did 21 pushups, it's the most i could do in one set

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                good job.
                aim for 30, then 40, then 50.
                once you reach 50 start doing reps of 25.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                rest up some and then do it again

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do it dude

                i just did 21 pushups, it's the most i could do in one set

                Happy to see this exchange
                I try hard to work out but I have no motivation really because im disillusioned by modern women
                no point in seeking love in a creature incapable of it
                but self improvement is the only thing you can do at this point

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >That's all I'm saying.
                No one asked you, no one cares, this thread is not your personal blog.
                Learn to shut up.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                boy u uglay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >virgin
                Either creepy conformity cultist or feral subhuman driven by instincts and reflexes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nta some people can't get a gf, i'm autistic i would know

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                plenty of mentally ill homosexuals who are serving life sentences have had girlfriends.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And yet you're still most likely a virgin

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Please have a nice day before you get to a point where you decide to harm others.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Only time a girl was interested in me was when i joked i had a rape dungeon.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why, was that the only one you made a joke about it to beforehand?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck, I'm behind 30 ADP

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >use silver talisman
    >sniff her ass

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OP the nanosecond he meets a desert sorceress

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hot
      I would let her beat the shit out of me and let her do her "sorcery" on me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      god that's hot
      they're so fricking hot bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YES PLEASE
      HURT ME

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe we were too harsh on dark souls 2

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't played any Souls games since beating Elden Ring and the weirdest part is I am having an itch to go back to Dark Souls 2 and make a new character and play through it again. Like... why? It's my least favorite souls game, but for some reason I kind of want to revisit it. I think Dark Souls 2 did something right for sure.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The tone is right at least. It still seems like a world that has a future that people can live in, despite frickery from the lord souls and the linking of the first flame.
          I like it a lot more than dark souls 3's world where everything is futile.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah the tone is more neutral and it's not overbearingly dark. I think Majula might be the comfiest place in all the souls games. I can still hear the theme song and the sound of the waves crashing if I look at a picture of Majula. Again, Dark Souls 2 probably did a lot of things right if I remember it so well and so fondly.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's the most foreign.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dark souls 2 is still a very unique game. It’s more RPG than the other games. It plays jankier, but that’s not really a bad thing since enemies are balanced around it. I thought dark souls 2 was shit too until I realized everytime I replayed one of the games the only one I consistently finished was dark souls 2

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It also knocked it out of the park with the dual wielding shit. There is a huge amount of variety in DS2.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The dorito swords

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >combine nacho cheese and cool ranch into an explosive new flavor

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Of every souls game D2 is probably what happens if you told Nintendo to make a dark souls game. Lots of weapons and spells and the ability to reroll stats, shitty lore, setting, and enemies. It also doesn't have any cheating since the game itself tries to be a c**t.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Like... why?
          Because 3 was filled with overt references and even whole areas from 1. And ER just feels like an expansion of 3.
          2 kinda did its own thing based off the lore of Kingdoms rising and falling.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Frick it, that's it. Redownloading DS2.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              too bad flames of old will never be finished

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Flames of Old
                It looked promising... for a while. Now it's too desaturated and foggy and the modder is wasting time on queer shit like cat ears.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He still works on it, the problem is that he keeps expanding the scope of the mod and refuses help. He also joined the Skyblivion team.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It's my least favorite souls game, but for some reason I kind of want to revisit it. I think Dark Souls 2 did something right for sure.
          Cause it's actually the best
          Come home white man

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Come home, brother

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same, I have that urge, it's actually a fun game, and it was my first one, I don't get the urge for DS3 or DS1 after Elden Ring, In a way it ruined Dark Souls for me despite not being a very good game, unlike what I considered DS

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sometimes I feel like replaying only to remember how fricking bloated the game is.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You won't see this in Kiddy Souls 3

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you won't see it in DS2 either because that animation was cut from the game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Actually you can since the desert b***h in DS3 is just an ashen/player character so you can do more funny animations to her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a mod or a real attack animation? I never gotten attacked by them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YES

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes, the destiny of women in any medieval fantasy setting is to be raped endlessly
    just like in every period of history

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    based. femoids are literally just frick meat, by design. Tough, roasties—blame yourselves or God.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What about the one in DS3 what would you do to the last remaining one at the end of time

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Zoey possessed true beauty, as did all the desert pyromancers, but hers did not poison, and so she became the unassuming queen of the feeble ones.

    You likely wouldn't be able to and you'd probably become one of the simps that orbit her in DS3 or dead because the others poison.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those lovebites on her chest? Mine.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if I gave her a human effigy if those open gash wounds would heal up
        cuz she looks pretty rapeable too

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    angelfort

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can she get pregnant

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    favorite ds2 weapon? for me, it's the grand lance

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For PVE, my tried and true Claymore. Too bad it sucks in PVP for Dark Souls 2 (and yet it's a beast in every other Fromsoft game it's in)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The greatsword is the most fun for me, it has the best moveset in 2 compared to the ones in the other games

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this top increases female character's breast size by a cup or so

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't touched my pp in two days god it's difficult to stop fapping, I'm faced with very strong urges every time I see the female form

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you have three options
      1. coom
      2. edge and don't coom to increase sexual energy (aka chi cultivation)
      3. take anti-depressant medication to stop the horny

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >take anti-depressant medication to stop the horny
        Don't do it. This is not the way.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same, I wanted to not fap for a week, because the amount of me being horny got to ridiculous levels, but jerking is my routine, so unless I cut my routine I can't really stop and I cant cut my routine because of work, if I were to be on vacation then I'd probably do that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      once you reach 25 the urge will slowly decrease, you can do it bro.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do hollows see without eyes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hollows are probably just drawn towards anything with a soul. They are hungry mindless beasts that crave to feed on souls.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >beat Sinh
    >get that cool spear
    >it's shit
    Every fricking time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek I don't even remember how the spear handled. But I remember that boss fight being cool. The last boss fight in each of the DS2 dlcs is really good.

      I'm not a fan of the dlcs themselves, but the final boss fights in each (Ser Alonne, Burnt Ivory King, Sinh) were all winners. Not only were they decent fights on a mechanical level but they all had that "epic showdown" feeling to them as well.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DS2 is still lame.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just imagine ripping all her clothes off

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gwynevere is still the best dark souls gal, but pound for pound Dark Souls 2 has the highest number of cute bimbo bawds.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She was the sole reason I spent 400 hours on Dark Souls 2, literally no other souls game kept me playing as long as it did. Every play through I'd go over to them, get kissed/slapped by them and die, and then play with their ragdoll'd bodies and jerk off
    If only Elden ring had actual hotties i'd be playing that as long as DS2

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ragdoll
      DS2 doesn't have ragdoll corpses.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I farmed the whole set to put on that chick you can dress.

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