I would love to live in the elder scrolls universe.

I would love to live in the elder scrolls universe.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >criminals, dragons and demons looking to kill you everywhere outside major cities
    >discrimination and subjugation everywhere, world currently being destroyed by elf nazis
    >gods and deities are real and often malicious
    >no technology
    Why?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >believing fandom wiki fanfiction

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      impregnating fertile dark elf pussy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        since dark elves are resistant to heat i guess their bodies would be a bit cold to the touch wouldn't they

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's the opposite. they resist heat because they are already hot. My peen in molten dark elf pussy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine getting sacrificed to Sheogorath and becoming a banana for the rest of eternity.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >walk two steps away from any road
    >get killed by wolves

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, you wouldn't.
    The world's a shithole, and by your very nature you'll outright cease to exist the moment you arrive.
    I know this, because anyone who posts on this board does not have the power to either love the world, nor have the power to force love under their will only.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anyone who posts on this board does not have the power to either love the world, nor have the power to force love under their will only.
      What did he mean by this?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        CHIM mothafucka, you can't do it.

        >implying a single one of us wouldn't be able to become a direct analogue to Tom Bombadil

        >somehow find yourself in Nirn
        >immediately realize where you are and instantly achieve CHIM
        >????
        >Profit

        Based on the fact that the only two speculated that had it were gods even before they recieved the secret syllable from having Consensual sex with the God of Rape, I think it's more in Ganker's wheelhouse to Zero-Sum immediately like all those poor [NUMINIT]s did.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >projecting your own inability to affirm one's own ego into the dream
          Return to the dreamer.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Lovelet can't comprehend his own limitations, nor cannot love his fellow anon
            This is why you will never overcome reality and get to build the provisional house in front of the door of possibility.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying a single one of us wouldn't be able to become a direct analogue to Tom Bombadil

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please stop watching isekai anime. That sort of escapism isn't healthy for men who are unhappy with their lives. Please, go talk to a therapist or if that's too scary to do at first, just try going outside and walk a bit every day. You need contact with other people and the outside world, because talk of wanting to escape to an imaginary world is signs of serious loneliness and depression.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ARGONIAN PUSSY

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >walk outside town
    >get eaten by dragon
    >go in another direction
    >robbed and murdered by bandits
    >go somewhere else
    >turned into zombie slave by necromancers
    >enter cave
    >eaten by saber tooth tiger
    >walk through field
    >smashed by giant
    >killed by draugr
    >sacrificed to daedra
    >assassinated by dark brotherhood
    Nah, I'm good thanks.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >somehow find yourself in Nirn
      >immediately realize where you are and instantly achieve CHIM
      >????
      >Profit

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't know
    ROFL

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