Idk about you guys but I find this thing weird and scary af.

Idk about you guys but I find this thing weird and scary af. It's a metallic monster that's degraded to be organic, it's magnets are elongated and they resemble some kind of limbs and hair and even a FRICKING TAIL. I'm having nightmares.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >degraded to be organic
    so what you're saying is i can frick it?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is what iron dust looks like when magnetized

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Probopass did it better tbh

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I somehow never realized this about Probopass before reading your post

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the nose knows

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That makes sense, but what's with the makeup looking stuff on the top magnemite?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Just your regular forced random human shit on pokemon that they have been doing for like 3 generations

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    its gonna be okay OP, its not a real monster

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what does caveman magnezone look like?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's in the op moron bro

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      doesn’t exist

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they are pokemon which people thought they saw

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    can it walk?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it can bend the magnets

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love him, why everyone seems to hate it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Who hates it? I think it's cool

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i just hate the fact we were in legit ancient pokemon era in legends arceus, and they didn't have it there. like come on.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        PLA wasn't in prehistoric times

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >19th century
          >ancient

          Any year before iphones was ancient times you fricking boomers lmao

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Die

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            someday you'll turn 30 and you'll just have to have a nice day

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Ancient: belonging to the very distant past and no longer in existence

            100-150 years ago is not the very distant past

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Literally underage.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >19th century
        >ancient

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You don’t know what ancient means, do you?
        Using our world as a basis (I know Pokemon is its own universe, shut up), PLA takes place anywhere from about 110-150 years from where the timeline currently stands; that’s not “ancient” in the sense you’re talking about.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I only hate the magnet legs, the rest is fine.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do these paradox mons have actually natdex entries

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Still better than gaynezone

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    did anybody else see the tail as some kind of robo-wiener at first? I thought this was some kind of rape machine at first glance. Am I just mindbroken?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Am I just mindbroken?
      If you have to ask, you already know the answer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You are turning into a pokegirl.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        God I wish I was that clefairy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My immediate impression was that it was a brutal-looking drilldo.
      Combined with the eyelashes, my almonds are activated as frick.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >DUDE I'M HAVING....LE NIGHTMARES!!! I'M SCARED!!! I'M FRIGHTENED OF THIS RANDOM ANIMAL IN MY CHILDREN'S GAME
    How is this board so full of homosexuals

    Is anybody in this place even over the mental age of 7

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Is anybody in this place even over the mental age of 7
      what do you expect of a board for a childrens game?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Genuinely Sorry the internet jaded you out of your imagination

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing organic about it.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is it post game only? Kinda want to add it to my team.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but you can add it to your team with cheats if you are playing on emu

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think its cool. I like Magneton normally, and this is a weird crazy version of it.

    This is like the 2000th time they've done the whole "magnetized metal particles as hair" thing, but it at least looks cool here, and isnt another god damn mustache.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ooooo ferromagnetic fluid.

    This stuff is some of the coolest way to show how electromagnetism works.

    I like quantum locking the stuff with Super Chilled Neodymiums.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's supposed to be iron filings, hence "Sandy Shocks" - in Japanese it's 砂鉄, "sand iron"

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that is still has screws and colored magnets. The way these magnets stretch also look awful. I like the concept of magnetic sand, but the execution is just bad. This thing is in no way primal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bones instead of screws would have been weird

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they give Magneton an erect hairy wiener

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stfu you humongous homosexual have a nice day

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like it more if it was a pile of iron dust with eyes.
    This thing looks like it was imagined by a 10 year old boy who has no idea what the iron age is. Unless magnets come from aliens or space or ancient aliens it makes no sense for mag to exist like this.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to the paradox

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Magnezone is literally a UFO. Like it or not the line has an alien theme to it these days.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly getting a bit bored of this design element. I'm just glad Magnezone didn't get fricked over by it back in the day.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah I don't know why they keep making mons with magnetic filament facial hair, this is our 3rd one now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      at least he isnt a shitty electric rock type

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      theyre yet to do it and have it look good

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE THE FRICK IS HE

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I personally really dislike that it still has the screws.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's an ancient robot, a classic trope in fantasy stories

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    These are iron filings, moron.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can you make eggs of paradox Pokémon?

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