If Bloop is real how come there are no videogames about him?

If Bloop is real how come there are no videogames about him?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why can’t Pressure be a real game bros…

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's called barotrauma. Come join the suffering on Europa.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tried it couple years ago
        >everyone just screams at each other demanding to be 'effective'
        i thought it is SS13-like game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're meant to play it with friends, there are worse games for playing with randoms but there are definitely better games for it as well

          Also you might have gone into a server marked as serious without realizing, i've never been game to even poke my head into one of those servers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Full release soon fellow diver.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did these character concepts for it long long ago. It was such a fun game to dream about and there was a half hearted attempt to make some sort of demo, but I think I was the only person who actually had some sort of skill that would help get it made (not that I was a very good artist, but it was something at least).

      The idea behind each class was that they would have subtle attributes that would influence each playthrough, both in terms of physical traits and in terms of rank or clearance in the base. One feature which I remember coming up with was a series of radial menus that slowed down time more depending on your character's area of expertise (eg; if you wanted to look up something about the creatures attacking, the zoologist would slow time down much more than the security guard to reflect how strong that memory was).

      From top left.
      Security guard: highest physical attributes, access to firearms, least able to recruit or befriend other crew, very little knowledge on anything outside of the base map.
      Zoologist: lower physical attributes but highly knowledgeable about marine life, would have been able to get around them much easier and has access to the zoo and subs.
      Opps: low physical attributes, but has unique access to security systems remotely meaning he can open doors and lock off hazard zones to help others escape.
      Saboteur: a foreign spy special class whose job it is to actually destroy the base and escape alive.
      Maintenance: has access to the various ducts and tunnels between struts. Decent physical, moderate knowledge, but not very sociable.
      Captain: special class who has max everything for funtime playthroughs.
      Sub pilot: the worst social skills but highest ability with subs, diving suits and similar. Is basically insane.
      Medical: high socials, low physical, access to medical wings and skills.

      I see elements of Pressure in lots of smaller games, but none that combine them all.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This was a creature I had a dream about. Most of the monsters would be IRL deep sea fish, just scaled up or altered slightly. This one was pure fantasy though.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then these things were tongue eating louse that had been altered to accept human hosts and would turn other crew mates into hazards. Not full on zombies, but it would send them into psychotic fits that would either lead them to attack you or damage the base itself, which was way worse.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >manlytears starts a sea monkey aquarium.jpg

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm stealing that one.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This was a creature I had a dream about. Most of the monsters would be IRL deep sea fish, just scaled up or altered slightly. This one was pure fantasy though.

        Then these things were tongue eating louse that had been altered to accept human hosts and would turn other crew mates into hazards. Not full on zombies, but it would send them into psychotic fits that would either lead them to attack you or damage the base itself, which was way worse.

        Never heard of the game, but this is neat stuff

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He literally won the oscars.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BRENDAN BROS WAGMI

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sir please redeem

      ://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9p1A-gKnHU

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kino.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is this movie even good

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes, if you cover yourself in shit and rape lizards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BRENDAN BROS WAGMI

      Even if The Oscars are a shitshow these days, I'm immensely happy that Fraser one. He deserves it after all the bullshit he's been through.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FUCK THE OSCARS

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They only found a sound and the was in the 90's. Nobody has seen this animal, filmed or taken any photos of it. You basically just want a Moby Dick game. Which would be cool if this generation of developers wasn't full of pussies.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bloop more like brap

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YOU TAKE THAT BACK

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up bloop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more like poop hahaha

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't it just some iceberg chunk breaking off?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thats what people think, but science has a bad habit of just attributing mundane explainations to things instead of researching them properly. Thats how we got bullshit like mass hysteria, and scientists saying colossal squids arent real.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes

        Sigh, why is this world so boring?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shut the fuck up retard.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No I don't think I will *spits in your face*

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're not looking hard enough

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Browsing Ganker doesn't equal "looking hard". And if you click any of the links on there you're just in straight up fanfiction land.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh my sweet sweet boy anon. You just haven't experienced anything yet

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because you're so fucking dumb. That's the reason

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >scientists saying colossal squids arent real.
        Literally never happened though. people got proofs and samples of their existence for centuries, there was never any doubts.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          See phlogiston theory for having no proof but trying to find it for way too long

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            fire existing was a decent start for phlogiston.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and scientists saying colossal squids arent real
        anon.....

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and scientists saying colossal squids arent real.
        They aren't.

        >scientists saying colossal squids arent real.
        Literally never happened though. people got proofs and samples of their existence for centuries, there was never any doubts.

        All made up.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but science has a bad habit of just attributing mundane explainations [sic] to things instead of researching them properly
        Did Anon just casually dismiss Occam's Razor without a second thought?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Occam's Razor is the height of sophistry, imagine living in a vastly complex universe and assuming by default that the simplest explanation is automatically the most valid.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            even if the simplest answer is the correct one they usually bring along a dozen other questions

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >and assuming by default
            The whole reason that the razor exists is because it's so often true.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            logic first until proven otherwise.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Occam's Razor isn't about the "simplest" solution, but the one that requires you to make the least amount of baseless assumptions.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Occam's Razor is made up bullshit designed to control people by labeling them as conspiracy theorists if they veer from the status quo and shouldn't ever be taken seriously when it's brought up. Literal goes against science as a discipline

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bullshit like mass hysteria
        Are you saying people dancing for days on end or German witch trials were rational and explainable behavior?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what a fucking clown

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah much more likely answer is that it is a previously undiscovered species of massive megafauna that has never been seen and has only made a single detectable noise in all of human history.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >scientists saying colossal squids arent real.

        Scientists literally never make statements like this.

        They might say we have no evidence to support their existence and our current understanding of biology makes them very unlikely, but no scientist is gonna come out and say shit like that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but science has a bad habit of just attributing mundane explainations to things instead of researching them properly
        Because saying invisible gods are the reason clouds float, birds chirp, and your neighbor farts so loudly it wakes you up every morning is dumb.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously. It's insane that people ACTUALLY believe that colossal 1000+ foot long sea creatures exist without taking basic science into account. If there really was this fuck-off huge beast stalking the ocean depths, it would have a visible effect on the population of krill needed to sustain my massive body, assuming it DOES only feed on krill and not fish, in which case its impact on the environment would be even more noticeable. Not only that, but more sounds would have been captured from both it and other members of its species, assuming it isn't somehow a singular, immortal eldritch beast.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        your massive body?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          OUR massive body, comrade.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        uuhhh bloop? why isn't gura streaming

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lost voice after choking on bf's thick cheesey Black bvll semen, will be back in a week

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I ate her.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          On another bender.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >we know everything
        >large creatures are all the same
        >something new/ unknown couldn't possibly exist
        zzz

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Basic thermodynamics dipshit. If it's alive, it's using energy and producing waste heat.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >my massive body

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > assuming it isn't somehow a singular, immortal eldritch beast.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >my massive body

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >my

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >my massive body

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know this is just another the spider is typing post but I want to imagine anon is just a fatass diving into the sea to eat massive amounts of krill

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > to sustain my massive body
        NICE TRY BLOOP

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone here has a massive body. Not convinced.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >muh basic science
        GO BACK

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >needed to sustain my massive body

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >needed to sustain my massive body
        You have internet underwater bloop anon?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Duh the Internet is a series of tubes underwater, all he needs to do is hook onto them like cable TV

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So bloops are like the gypsies of the sea.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Duh the Internet is a series of tubes underwater, all he needs to do is hook onto them like cable TV

          So bloops are like the gypsies of the sea.

          >monch monch monch
          I'm in...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bloop, how come you're real but Godzilla isn't?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Godzilla's simply implausible, anon. A colossal ur-lizard that thrives off thermonuclear radiation? How would something that big even feed itself? I'd have to be circling the Ring of Fire nonstop.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I'd have to be

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Godzilla isn't real but crabzilla is. Please do your research

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the fuck would it eat?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the dreams of the insane

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grain from Minas Tirith.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Krill

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The what? That noise? Why does it look like that?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloop

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ocean monster hunter
    You'll need a boat and if it isn't going to at least have steam, you'll need to learn sailing.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want remake with modern photorealistic graphics so bad - I think it can be truly horrific experience.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i want to play a game that combine Subnautica (exploration, light crafting and repairs) and SOMA (color palette, atmosphere)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Graphics with effort, excitement, entertaining or fun to look at > shitty photorealistic ugly people

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >game about ocean monsters
        >I want more realistic spoopy monsters
        >muh people
        are you a bot?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >remake
      You got one, go play Yakuza 6

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's something incredibly unnerving about this game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHA i always wondered how kids developed vore fetishes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My sister and I played this game all the time back at the old arcade

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    maybe it was a really really big bubble?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, it was Bloop (real)

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >fud dis is no albugerde :DDDDD

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i want to skin youtube ceo's for making this face mandatory to not get penalized by the algoorhythm

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have any idea how many deep sea parasites would be eating its flesh?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >giant corpse of a unknowable being
        >infested with dangerous parasites large as a cat
        That would be utterly horryfing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what this is?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's from the movie Cloverfield. The monster has parasites which it starts shedding as it rampages through the city

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Really? Which cloverfield was it?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The first one

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just "Cloverfield", the one that's shot mostly from the perspective of a guy with a video recorder.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          literally cloverfield, but the giant being is still alive

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >giant corpse of a unknowable being
        >infested with dangerous parasites large as a cat
        That would be utterly horryfing

        That's basically the Sea God in Berserk.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Games for this feels (besides Subnautica)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Iron Lung

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Diluvion

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's clearly a submarine, anon. It's just got some really big kelp stuck on it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is the kind of shit that both terrifies and fills me with a sense of inhuman impossible wonder and awe

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I still don't know whether this is a bug or a feature

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        barotrauma

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sunless Sea, if you like reading

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sunless sea

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Could you imagine if we found something like this, do you think it would just completely change the world or would people be like mildly interested for like a week before going on with their lives?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well it has not done anything at all ever. So we would check it out, say neat, and then not care.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like to think we'd bomb it but that's just me.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We'd definitely bomb it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would refrain of fapping and nutting on the ocean, that's for sure

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some fuckwit would go poking at it with an underwater drone.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It would be hunted down that is 100 percent guaranteed.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It would be excavated out of the ocean for all to view
        and then it would wake up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chinese would say eating it's eyeballs lets you see the future or some shit and go hunt it down.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people think there is something nearly twice the mass of a blue whale living in the ocean
    Fucking really? It would directly compete with the blue whale and starve to death because it would never find enough food.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe blue whales serve Bloop and bring him food
      Bloop is king

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The blue whale only dives 100-500 meters. Most whales dive thousands. Plankton are just as abundant 2,000-4,000 meters underwater.
      We simply can't see shit so we don't know what's going on down there. It's truly that simple and every deep dive expedition always discovers a breathtakingly alien looking new species.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you know how noisy the ocean is? If Bloop was real we would hear it all the time in the ocean. It would be the largest and loudest animal to ever exist.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What if bloops just hide on Ganker?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What games does he play?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Subnautica

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but we've never suddenly come across something the size of Manhattan. the largest ever "confirmed myth" was the narwhal and that was in an era where if you didn't see it for yourself your chances of knowing about it were close to 0. now, if something that huge existed, thered be some kind of record. unless the sea monsters control the media.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah, food is fine, even at low estimation, all they need to do is pray on the deep sea kind of smallfry, not the usual krill

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >muh science

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who fucking knows down there, for all we know there are massive cave systems in the depths of the ocean that has this behemoths living in it.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What does he eat?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      water bros

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It did. I remember a few years ago when a bunch of whales started dying off and something of the bloops size would probably not survive having it's foodsource wiped out like that, even for a short amount of time.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Moby Dick's Whale count as a Kaiju?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Moby Dick might have the themes described in those posts, but the animals itself was based on an actual whale that sunk a large whaler. Furthermore, sperm whales reprotedly grew to larger sizes, but we might have actually rekt their gene pool by removing all the larger specimens through over-whaling.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't look at pictures of giant tanker ship sized sea monsters without getting a pit in my stomach
    Especially when you see it near the surface against some small tiny human boat

    Shit freaks me the fuck out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gay?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        while cool there is no real need for an animal to have eyes that big on Earth.
        letting in all that light would be blinding same for pic related.
        but for arts sake I get it because drawing a blank face and telling people there are some dinnerplate sized eyes in there but too small to make out is boring.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Godzilla has an incredible healing factor, his eyes are constantly repairing the damage done by the sun.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah cause dinosaurs had tiny eyes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a reflection from above

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's because you want to fuck them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i unironically want creatures this stupidly massive to exist. i WANT to see such a giant creature. i want to see a sea monster so big that its eye is bigger than me as a person (when i obviously am able to observe from a safe distance on land via video or a drone etc)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is a hoax image. Although that species of jellyfish is the biggest known. none of them get even close to that big (the biggest known specimen has a diameter of between 6.5 and 7 feet).

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          real

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is he now

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are the bloop and wow signal certified retard checks for people who think they're something fantastical

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Eagle Island lighthouse (1861) – Water broke the glass of the structure's east tower and flooded it, implying a wave that surmounted the 40 m (130 ft) cliff and overwhelmed the 26 m (85 ft) tower.[86]
    I hate the ocean but of all things ocean I hate rogue waves the most

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rogue waves
      >delta P
      god needs to nerf water

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Water is the ultimate plot device though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, looks like its pretty regular thing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The lighthouse you see there is just the 11 meter one that is there now, not the 30 meter one there was there before. Also, there is a difference between the spray you see there, which is basically just vapor (further carried up by high winds), and then a wave that actually crashed all the glass panes and floods the building. But yeah the place definitely gets a lot of waves in general, the 1861 one was just a freak of them, and probably biggest "recorded" wave

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's the spray from hitting the cliffs. A rogue wave would have had the actual column of water hitting the lighthouse.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Eagle Island lighthouse (1861) – Water broke the glass of the structure's east tower and flooded it, implying a wave that surmounted the 40 m (130 ft) cliff and overwhelmed the 26 m (85 ft) tower.[86]
        I hate the ocean but of all things ocean I hate rogue waves the most

        This place is by where I work. On stormy days, the cliff face is soaked more than halfway up from waves/mist. I don't know how tall they are but, they are impressive in person.

        I know full well how hard the Ocean can be, I don't know if I'm afraid of it but I can say I have "respect" for it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope someone catch an actual 100m tall tsunami on video on day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rogue waves
      Just you wait until you learn about rogue holes.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    >fud dis is no albugerde :DDDDD

    [...]

    Someone post the nidegrawlers :DDDDD

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a gay who never played Monster Hunter Tri

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i remember going to the Ganker and reading deep sea stories. i remember something called a black carpet form the descriptions it seems to be a huge siphanofore the covers the sea bed in black its also mobile

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i remember going to the Ganker
      and that's where I stopped reading your schizo post

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cool dude how many succubuses did you summon to help you read those threads

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >black carpet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i remember going to the Ganker and reading deep sea stories. i remember something called a black carpet form the descriptions it seems to be a huge siphanofore the covers the sea bed in black its also mobile

        There was a couple of threads WAY back in the day where a commercial diver who largely worked repairing oil rigs talked to us about the weird life he'd seen down there. One of which we figured out was an eel shark, and another was deepstaria engimatica, only the one he described was much larger than any caught on film. Those were really fucking fun and heartbreaking.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never believe diver stories.
      Unless they have hard evidence of their experiences, their oxygen-starved, pressure-battered brain almost certainly made everything up.
      The average layman really doesn't treat diving with the gravity it deserves. Even if you do everything perfectly it really fucks you up.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    My brother went to Antarctica and claims he saw a few of these out and about, and that they became a regular feature in his dreams while he was down there. He described them as more owl like though and a bit more blue.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course one of the few out-of-the-box kinds of posts on this nauseatingly repetitive normalmoron marketing shithole gets taken down. Hate this place

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he do it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to make mad all

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't know.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To know if he was really alive.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because fuck the ocean

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >get tired of everyone's shit
      >leave to where you can't be bothered
      >tfw they all follow you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he wanted to get away from the horrors that lurked below the depths

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fishussy game weak

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because it was there, lad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same reason why i'm going to jump in the sea instead. Too tired of dealing with you gays.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Evolved to be a land animal
      >Decided to go back to water and never look back
      Why did he do it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he cute

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >here's a drawing look it really happened
      humans evolved from bugs here's proof

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's literally Xi

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop trying to steal the Blue Whale's thunder.
    Blue Whales are the largest animals to ever exist, and we live alongside them. It's incredible and there's no need to undermine it.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wouldn't bloop have to be like skyscraper sized to be that loud? also wasn't it just like a glacier scraping against the ocean floor or something?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dude i can swim for a couple of days and get to da bloop??
      hory shiet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frriend, yoiu can swim for a couple mopree days and visityt R'LYEH
        Yyuou shoudkl doo that, its ffdun here

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >swim to R'LYEH
          >"Ayoo where dem shoggoth bitches at?!?"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I sometimes wonder if lovecraft's writings lean more into being fact than fiction
      such as the arctic being highly guarded ( "for our own safety :)" ) and all the strange shit down there makes me question our true origins and history.
      was there something before man?
      is our current history really the true history of humanity?
      what are we really?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you read Conan

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not really, does conan have something that ties to my post that i should look into?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we are Bloop's children

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If there was any history of note that we don't know about then there would be remains

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          like the giant skeletons in that one italian island that were being mass destroyed by the vatican?
          it seems anything that threatens the current accepted history model is either destroyed or hidden, as if they are hiding something.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why would the Vatican destroy giant skeletons? Giants are mentioned in the Bible, if anything it'd be good for them.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ignorant proles never read up on cool stuff like Nephilim.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Giant skeletons found by the thousands. The Vatican and The Smithsonian destroyed most and threw some into the bottom of the ocean. Because having to explain how they existed contradicted the evolution of mankind from apes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                National Geographic works closely with the Smithsonian to hide these incredible discoveries. Paulina Zelitsky discovered an Atlantis type underwater city. National Geographic came in and covered it all up. https://badarchaeology.wordpress.com/tag/paulina-zelitsky/

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >we have thousands of skellies at home but mom made me destroy them so you can't see them.
                The oldest lie on earth

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was in Sardinia. The tombs that weren't removed had trees planted all around them so people wouldn't notice.
            I have family from there that confirms they had huge tombs. No one gave a fuck for hundreds of years, they just accepted that gianst used to live there, but got extinct. Those who did question reality often came to the conclusion the giants died because of the biblical flood, since most of Sardinia is still very christian.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              interesting.
              would you be able to find these tombs still? i'm feeling adventurous.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you could try, but you would likely end up in a ditch with 3 bullets in the back of the head ruled off as a suicide after an alphabet agent takes over the investigation

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder

        Ry'leh is where it is in Lovecraft's stories because it's the most remote, far-from-land part of the planet, more commonly called "Point Nemo".

        But what's fucking spooky is that, since his death, it has become the main point on earth where companies will crash land their satellites due to safety concerns. So there are literal twisted structures from space sitting on the ocean floor there now...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          satellites are on balloons not in space

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SAVE ME moronMAN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is near Point Nemo which is the most remote part in the entire world. Supposedly it's not just devoid of human life but most life in general and food is basically non-existent so nothing really lives there at all

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OH R'LYEH?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I miss that stupid owl

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I've got no proper examples sadly but this (unofficial) concept art of the cloverfield monster and Sin from FFX fit the bill decently well.
    I think the former was heavily inspired by the later and both are just baleen whales.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the thread?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"it was all made of plaster and were placeholders :)"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, yeah...? We literally have documentation about the construction from the builders. Stop shitposting, because some people take it seriously.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it. Explain to me like I am retarded and a non-murrican.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those are world's fairs, events a country would hold where they built incredible architecture out of plaster. People would come from all over the globe to admire them and then they would be torn down.
        The idea is that none of it was actually built for a 'world's fair', that all of it was already there and the world's fairs were a cover up for the destruction of a previous civilization a group of elites subverted and inherited. All of it is a rewriting of history in according to some.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think I remember reading about that world's fair, wasn't that the one that Walt Disney was really into?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Eiffel Tower was originally made for a World's Fair too

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          incredible that anyone could fall for that outside of a very inebriated night around the campfire

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No city management game for porcelain Gillette Arcology that would house the entire population of the USA
      Missed oppertunity bres

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker thread on Ganker
    >its better than anything on Ganker
    i suppose not having bots and glowies lurking about helps

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In here we can have some lightheart discussion about it. In Ganker the thread would be immediately flooded with turbo larpers and schizofrenics ranting about conspiracies and magik, saying they should start a "super sireous investugation".

      t. former Gankerphile

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      every single board is the absolute worst at discussing its subject

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh god im gonna BLOOP
    >*iceberg starts shattering*

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dishonered

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Today i burger blooped your mother

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus, why did that scare me?

      [...]
      [...]
      Never heard of the game, but this is neat stuff

      I don't even have it any more, but Pressure was a copy/pasta of a fake journalist's preview of a game set in a deep sea base called Belisarius. The idea was that you'd pick a class and a randomly generated disaster would happen that would interact with the various other systems the game was running in a sandbox-y kind of way so that no two playthroughs would be the same.
      Your goal was to escape to the surface with as many other survivors as possible. Each class would have strengths, weaknesses, and different clearances for different routes through the base, but if you had a survivor of a different class with you you'd have their access too. Some routes would naturally be destroyed so you'd have to constantly be on your toes to find different ways out, which might involve getting in a sub or suit and going out into the abyss, at which point god knows what you might attract.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I knew there would be some giant cgi monster but I didn't expect fucking obunga of all things

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There came a point where most of the "fears" or "phobias" on the internet felt like a meme.
    >AHHHHHHHHH DEEP SEA THING!
    >AHHHHHH CLOWNS!
    >AHHHHHH PHOTOSHOPPED LOTUS PODS ON ARMS!
    >AHHHHHHH EMPTY HOTELS
    >AHHHHHH IS THAT A PICTURE OF A FAT BITCH WITH A LE SPOOKY SMILE?
    >AHHHHHHH, HELP ME moron MAN! THE VISIONS OF OF THIS RINGU GIRL BIRD THING IS SHATTERING MY MIND!
    Are you people really this much of little pussies, or am I just old and out of touch? Is it cool and hip to pretend to be afraid of silly, retarded shit, and in some cases photoshopped things?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's millenials.
      The kind of people to see this webm and find it creepy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        use a western robot as an example, these maidbots mog the shit out of them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they are so fucking cute I want one It could just stare at me all day even when im sleeping its just too cute to call creepy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I get that, I'm one of them. Perhaps one of the older ones but a Millenial never the less. I assumed the next generation would not be this way, but they are even fucking worse. Empty rooms. Empty, fucking, rooms.

        Yeah you're right anon it's just a glorified bathtub and we should go play sportsball instead of talking about this or anything.

        You can talk about alot of other non normie shit, while not pretending to be a massive pussy that has a "phobia" of lotus pods photoshopped on to arms.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You can talk about alot of other non normie shit, while not pretending to be a massive pussy that has a "phobia" of lotus pods photoshopped on to arms.
          This the thread for deep sea shit not bitching about society like a gay. You crybabies are in every fucking thread.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah you're right anon it's just a glorified bathtub and we should go play sportsball instead of talking about this or anything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't make this thread as a creepy one, I just like Bloop, he cute

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers will never experience real urban legends through rumors and word of mouth instead of Youtube DEBOOOOONKER video essayists

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >PHOTOSHOPPED LOTUS PODS ON ARMS
      never truly "got me" but it was more the fear of some sort of maggots boring into your flesh to pupate.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno I think it's partly human nature to be collectively scared of stuff. You see 10 people shitting themselves over something, your reptilian brain probably thinks the same thing, and makes up some nonsense for why you find it scary that may or may not align with what the original intent is. Like how birds fly away in groups from someone running at them, likely the bird furthest away may not have even seen it, but saw all the other birds fly off.

      Personally I have always found deep sea more fascinating than scary, kind of like that Junji Ito short story it's always on the back of my mind. Have several books from a kid about stuff from sharks to deep sea chimaeras, been a life long interest. Also it's Ganker culture so fuck off.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >PHOTOSHOPPED LOTUS PODS ON ARMS
      examples

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >AHHHHHH PHOTOSHOPPED LOTUS PODS ON NIPPLES!
      This one mildly unnerves me.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they confirmed nearly 10 years ago that the bloop was just an iceberg shelf cracking in antarctica, which is also what scientists originally guessed it was when it happened the first time. the giant sea creature theory was never scientific and was always just normies letting their imaginations get away from them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ~~*they*~~

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Da Bloop

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bloop was them sealing off an entrance to inner earth. now the only door is in antarctica

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can Bloop be real when L isn't real?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cuz it ain't 2401 ya dingus

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would you make it bros

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Bloop was just an the sound of an iceberg. All sea monster "sightings" are either fake or things we know that already exist but tards think are monster because they know jackshit about the ocean

    >b-but 90% of the ocean is un-
    Shut the fuck up. We've mapped enough of the ocean to have a pretty good understanding of it, and the all species we don't know about are tiny ass fish and crabs

    Also no, the deepest parts of the oceans likely couldn't sustain creatures of great size. You wanna know whales get so fucking big? They eat a lot, and the things they eat are so fucking tiny but plentiful, there isn't much to eat at the bottom of ocean besides those tiny things.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the fuck up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah shut up bastard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously. It's insane that people ACTUALLY believe that colossal 1000+ foot long sea creatures exist without taking basic science into account. If there really was this fuck-off huge beast stalking the ocean depths, it would have a visible effect on the population of krill needed to sustain my massive body, assuming it DOES only feed on krill and not fish, in which case its impact on the environment would be even more noticeable. Not only that, but more sounds would have been captured from both it and other members of its species, assuming it isn't somehow a singular, immortal eldritch beast.

      >people think there is something nearly twice the mass of a blue whale living in the ocean
      Fucking really? It would directly compete with the blue whale and starve to death because it would never find enough food.

      >but science has a bad habit of just attributing mundane explainations [sic] to things instead of researching them properly
      Did Anon just casually dismiss Occam's Razor without a second thought?

      Basic thermodynamics dipshit. If it's alive, it's using energy and producing waste heat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Slightly bigger fish mean sea monsters exist
        Well you sure showed me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The blue whale is the largest animal we've known to ever exist. Gigantism isn't a multiplier.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the bloop was caused by a glacier movement

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they made a game about your mom already it's called Fat Princess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bastard

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's gustave
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustave_(crocodile)
    >Scientists and herpetologists who have studied Gustave claim that his uncommon size and weight impede his ability to hunt the species' usual agile prey such as fish, antelope and zebra, forcing him to attack larger animals such as hippopotamus, large buffalo and, to some extent, humans.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sankebetsu_brown_bear_incident

      Nature is plenty scary on it's own, it does not need magical powers or be the size of a island.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's also the sighted giant white wolves in northern Canada which haven't been officially documented. Also in new england there's "coydogs" which aren't coyotes but feral dogs that crossbred with coyotes or wolves (coydog, coywolf and dogote are technically their own separate things like a hinny vs a mule but the locals generally call them all coydog.) They generally don't have the shyness of coyotes or wolves but they've been much rarer as there are fewer small farms but if you go into places where it was very common for there to be small family farms (less than 50 acres of working land) they were a common fear and sighting for the farmers since they were much more brazen and aggressive.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying they haven't already been documented
        I don't think you realize how fuck huge wolves actually are
        >inb4 "you just know" posts

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you just know he's a good boy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The northern territories ones are have wider faces and are solitary suggesting they're timber wolves with gigantism. They've also been described as having bear like limbs and an otter like tail but I'm still going with the "mutant wolf shunned by pack that has to resort to solo hunting" angle.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, so this is one of those "it's a cryptid bros, trust me" type deals.
            At least you gave a somewhat reasonable "timber wolf with gigantism" explaination and not "there's a hidden population of dire wolves that still exist" shit. Even though 'bear-like limbs and otter tail' seems like stretch and something I'm sure it, if it's a real animal, doesn't have

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Most cryptids are misidentified real animals.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Canadian myths/cryptids don't get enough love.

            Go read about the Headless Valley if you wanna see some shit.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Check out Hammerson Peters on youtube if you don't know him. He does meticulous research and focuses mainly on Canada with a bit of northern US/Alaska. He has a bunch of videos on myths and legends of the Nahanni Valley but also stuff like ghost ships, phantom trains, indigenous myths and folklore, etc.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I bought his book, lol. Cool dude. Him and Bob Gymlan should collab on something.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Come on, do I really HAVE to say it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gustave is definitely multiple crocs being amalgamated. Still cool though, and should be a boss in a big game hunting game.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bloop isn't real, it was just ice shelves cracking
    but a game based on a fictionalization of the Bloop to be a big scary no-no monster would be cool

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone remember seeing a conceptual artwork for a huge green sea serpent that was reaching into the sky and eating an airplane or something? i remember it including some size comparisons like a human standing next to its eyeball, i cant find the original art for the life of me
    it kind of looked like the brickleback from the sea beast movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just so that you're not alone: I do know which pic you're talking about but I don't have it either and I haven't seen it in YEARS.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just so that you're not alone: I do know which pic you're talking about but I don't have it either and I haven't seen it in YEARS.

      This one?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nice, thanks

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why did he do it?

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chances are that the deep sea doesn't actually have the leviathans we think they do, since they'd have to be essentially immobile. it's probably just a bunch of big fish trying to trick each other with flashing lights and camouflage, business as usual

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the bloop was caused by the black carpet

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck my curiosity i need to get out of this thread

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Books about sea monsters?

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its just cthulus sleep apnea

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wakey wakey!

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kino thread

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