if he is the creatividad... who is the creativimommy?

if he is the creatividad... who is the creativimommy?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's childless, why did this become a meme

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of the young people these days don't remember, but before METAL GEAR SOLID V: THE PHANTOM PAIN, the West did not have a concept of "pregnancy" or "childbirth".

      In the West, all children are simply pulled from the ground like plants. This is why Miyamoto-san's PIKMIN game series did so well in places like the United States (for them it was almost like an eroge w)

      However, in METAL GEAR SOLID V: THE PHANTOM PAIN, we had recorded many many lines for Ocelot and Paz's reactions to Venom Snake electrocuting children, punching them in the head, strapping them to a rocket and shooting them into the sun, and many more.

      But, when we started localizing the game for Kiefer Sutherland, we realized something. He was very confused when we mentioned this "children". That's when we realized - we forgot to explain what "children" were to the West!

      So, if you were wondering why there were many interactive sexual cutscenes between Venom Snake and Ocelot, that's the reason why - METAL GEAR SOLID V: THE PHANTOM PAIN had to invent the concept of "children" and "pregnancy" in the West.

      It makes a lot of sense when you think of "gene" and "meme" now, doesn't it?!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >(for them it was almost like an eroge w)
        lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It had nothing to do with the word "dad" until OP made this pun.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/da2qMSO.png

        if he is the creatividad... who is the creativimommy?

        papá creativo...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Il creativipadre

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he isnt tho. he at least has one son

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He gives birth to masterpieces not children

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he literally made peace walker for his kid that loves monster hunter
      his kid still didn't play it

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anita Sarkeesian

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Roberta Williams

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    spanish is the ugliest stupidest language. and why do they talk so fricking fast? all my neighbors are mexican and it’s annoying hearing them talk. it’s like small yapping dogs that never shut the frick up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Poor people often have a different dialect, where everything is faster and words are mixed inappropriately. They also don't know how to think silently, so they're always talking, often too loudly.
      You should live among the poorest and most uneducated people who speak Spanish. If you're among intelligent people, Spanish will sound completely different.
      I speak Portuguese and I can't understand 50% of what the poorest and dumbest people say. They speak too fast, use accents in the wrong places, make lots of strange contractions, merge words that shouldn't be together (because they don't know anything about grammar), etc. It's hell.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They also don't know how to think silently, so they're always talking, often too loudly.
        This is my mom. I swear to frick she has some kind of mental complex that she literally cannot think to herself, she always has to think out loud and always has to be talking

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that makes sense. sounds like americans in the deep south. some of them are speaking english and it’s impossible to understand 60% of what they say

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally the easiest language, I am thinking skill issue

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go live around the Chinese for a bit, then come back and say that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This anon is right I went to China for two weeks and came back to America it was blessed relief but then while waiting in the airport bleary-eyed and ready to be home there was summoned a rash of 20 or so chinks all breaking out food and pingpongclanging around like a moving box full of silverware I have never felt more racist in my life.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Worst tier languages
        1. Spanish (lisping homosexualry)
        2. Japanese (feminine asiaticspeak)
        3. Chinese (masculine guttural asiaticspeak)
        4. American (ebonic jive)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The edgy Ganker jargon in brackets is worse than all of them

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure it's english pablo

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So is American but if we're categorizing dialects I stand by my statement

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >So is American
                Lemme aks u a kwestion rite quik

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >1. Spanish (lisping homosexualry)

          Why do people keep repeating this meme?
          In english you do differentiate between the sound /s/ and /th/ as well. It's not same the word "sink" and "think"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            coz spaniards would pronounce it ssssthink, p'est est est, chris waddle

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >combining both sounds
              Not even in the most rural parts of Spain do they do this. It's a moronic meme made by Latin Americans because they can only pronounce the S and ape out the moment they see Spaniards having distinct sounds for S and Z.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Still a meme, it's only pronounced like this a small places of Andalusia. In the majority of Spain they either do the difference of /s/ and /th/ or do just an s, like un Latin-Americ (mainly in some places in the south).
              "Caza" is pronounced with a /th/, and "Casa" is pronounced with an /s/. Like in english you do with "Think" and "Sink".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the same as if I moved to the poorest black neighbourhood in the USA and claimed that English is the ugliest language in the world because of how poor, uneducated Blacks talk.
      You've only been exposed to the worst kind of Spanish speakers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Try living next to Nigerians. Hope you like gutteral monkey noises at max volume.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Try living next to Nigerians
        How many mistakes in life do you have to make where that becomes a thing?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          1

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            being born in Nigherria ?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I got that once from eating from a taco truck

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Joosteen.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's gay, not married, no children, 60 years old. Puts weird child themes in his latest games as his past deviance haunts him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's why he has so much energy. There probably is an element of Kojima's own childlessness in his work, especially in Death Stranding how Sam is so alien to BB at first and how their relationship grows.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      got rid of the wojak thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he is not a gay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he is not a gay
        Jap homos have to say that or they'll get got by the reunification church of the all seeing eye.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you know who

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because he is the creative dad of videogames.
    Can you think of a female equivalent?
    Me neither.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    his troony husband

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Skies of Arcadia sold 5 million copies, she would be

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