If it weren't for this creature, the show would be watchable and acceptable.
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>TLOU part 2 sales top 10 millions
>after a discount in target, amzon and other outlets a week after the release
>after general discount
>after bundles
>after shipping, not sales as always with Sony.
I don't know, I mean, Splatoon 3 after 3 months has sold 8 millions of copies, while Sony main IP along GOW sold 10 millions after two years
Also consider the budgets. I don't know the numbers, but you can bet Splatoon didnt cost nearly as much to make as Last of Us did. 10mil sales when your game has a movie sized development is called breaking even
Splatoon 3 reused a lot of assets plus the same engine, which didn't changed since the first one. TLOU2 estimated budget is 120-150 millions. There is a reason of why Sony is doing a new version of the first game
i got a copy for free with my ps4 pro and didnt play it for more tha 20 minutes. Everything about it besides sheer graphical fidelity is inferior to a ps3 game. The animations, writing, acting etc are all worse. It might have some minor gameplay enhancements but frick if I could be bothered to get far enough to see them and who plays these games for the gameplay anyway?
kek based. look at you lil babys in your crib LOL
what am i looking at here?
ellie's actress getting fricked
a man hating female trying to have sex
looks like Morfydd Clark, better known as Galadriel from The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power TV show on Amazon, in perhaps the film A24 joint Saint Maud (2019). I have not watched any of these things, I'm just not a faceblind autist and am pulling this from information I have gathered through osmosis.
yeah im pretty sure thats from Saint Maud
Not video games
>already ugly game character
>must be made even more ugly on screen
I hate Americans
She wasn't ugly back in 2013-2014.
the actress recently came out as fluid non-binary, it might have something to do with her appearance
>the actress recently came out as fluid non-binary
When you are a white straight girl who needs to be speshul in this victim oriented culture.
I wonder if there are any happily married women with kids, who identify as any of this non-binary bullshit.
Yes and marriages have even been ruined from it. Two friends whom I still talk to from time to time, one his wife suddenly started thinking she was non binary cause of work friends and one who called her husband a racist and fascist for not wanting her to go to the BLM protests with out him being there to protect her in case things go bad, she went anyway and didn't comeback for week. Only for her new boyfriend to be there to watch from the car as she grabbed her stuff from the house. Didn't even want their daughter, didn't even try. Shit is a plague man be careful.
YWNBAW
i would
Jesus, what have they done to Abby?!
How does Ellie look like?
Wrong board
El ogro de las Americas, but she real
>born in Leicester, England
>American
She's a standard bong
>Leicester
that explains it
>
Ah that explains it, I thought she was a israeliteess
This board is full of spics, myself included kek
>Hispanic can't spot typical english physiognomy
>Bong
>American
Dumb mexcrement
they should have styled her hair in the style of the game version
Good, they wanted you LOSERS (yeah then what else to call you?) to stop sexualizing Ellie and judging by the constant pedo tears, plan worked perfectly
You should marry the ugliest woman you can find so you don't accidentally sexualize your kids you weird ass pedophile
At this point just replace ellie with the mixed girl and replace sarah with the ellie girl so she dies lmao
she really doesnt know how to frick or make fake sex look good
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
this
greta is cute
She is a 20 year old adult independent wøman. I do not like being referred to as 'cute'.
>last of us tries to be a movie
>tv series tries to copy something which is trying to copy something
they could have just streamed the game and saved millions, but Hollywood gotta launder the money somehow
While the dodge brothers were israelites, Ford was a fricking moron. The judge was looking for even the flimsiest argument from Ford to justify his decision but he bungled it cause he didnt get a lawyer. Both parties are at extreme fault here.
>ford was right but he didn't get a lawyer so that means he was wrong
uhhh
nice society
You can be a 1000+ iq genious but in a court of law logic goes out the window and becomes a contest of who can bullshit better even if the other party is completely wrong
>someone could be 10000% right and even if everyone agrees they're right they will still lose if they don't waste all their money on a lawyer
lol lmfao
nice society
>Ford couldn't get a lawyer because every last one in that specific field was israeli
fixed
If it weren’t for cuckman the games would be playable
But they are
i'm getting urge for my 4th run with tlou2
I love replaying these on Grounded. I'm finishing up my Abby Day 1 replay
>3.7MB
what
When did they increase the size limit? How big is it?
4MB is the limit now. Must be very recent, a few days ago I was cursing this board for the 3MB limit
Oops yeah 720p is the way to go
Is that rambo?
The whistling was so cool when you first encounter them.
Really gives you the sense that you're being hunted by some kind of elite survivalist group.
>go for casual walk in woods
>hear weird whistling
>"must have been the wind."
>suddenly arrow in your shoulder
the sub-story about the dude and pregnant wife who both died separately to the scars is really depressing
nice webm, homosexual. can almost count the pixels
the screen pulsates and WebM converter goes autismo
its too pixalated, you cant see shit. it's okay to lower the resolution, you dont have to make 1080p webms
Looks like callisto protocol.
I thought TCP's combat was inspired by TLOU2 and I was initially excited until that shit released. I gotta make some TCP webms
>shoot and punch creatures made of fungus
Why? this dont make more spores go through the air? you don't make higher your possibilities of get infected? Not like a shitty mask will prevent it, spores are alive in your clothes for literally weeks
>.webm is 3.3 MB
Wait what? did they increase the limit from 3MB to 4?
We now have 4MB webms on Ganker!
Must have missed that sub story. Is it a story done through the letters and notes in the game?
Yeah you find a note behind a locked door about a pregnant woman who went out to look for her husband who was taking a while to return & was spotted by the scars so she barricaded her room.
There's a decapitated body in the lower level with its stomach cut out. A few feet away is a long rope tied into a noose.
A few minutes later you come across a body surrounded by pills and a note saying to bring the pills to his sick wife who needs them. Ellie apologizes as she loots the pills, saying she needs it more than he does.
webm is 720p and it looks a lot better now. thank frick they increased the size limit
>fantasy glock has the recoil of a .44
noguns moment
You want to tell me that guy with enormous biceps and shoulders can't handle the recoil of what's either a 9mm, 10mm or .45?
he's holding it wrong, holding a gun lose will make it recoil like that
He looks like he's doing the usual "push your trigger hand toward your other hand" sissy vice grip that's taught at every range nowadays which at the very least would maintain the recoil. I think it's just over-animated and ends up looking moronic, like he's firing a fricking deagle.
how are you supposed to hold a gun
what caliber is that handgun anyway
looking at the webm again it's just animated bad, since he has the wherewithall to instantly put it back on target, it's a cinematic game isn't it
I'm griping because the recoil looks absolutely insane, he's not keeping the muzzle on-target at all with a fricking boxy Glock-adjacent handgun. I've fired a gun and know when something looks moronic. That webm looks like either the guy is a weakling packed with what can only be called beach muscle or the pistol is chambered in some fat round that doesn't suit its appearance at all.
>I've fired a gun and know when something looks moronic.
so you are a noguns
https://vocaroo.com/1mFZDUk6ftU8
>shitty makarov
lol lmao
post guns
No.
noguns lol
Yes. I do not own any firearms.
>makarov
>slide is clearly czech
If you're going to buy shit guns, at least buy quality shit you dumb homosexual.
>Own shitty gun
>I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT GUNS NOW AND RECOIL MANAGEMENT!
Please turn that handgun on yourself and lovingly squeeze that trigger.
wait is that the same onions bald guy from the classic video of her making that stupid face? he trooned out?
Why are /k/ucks the most insecure dumbfricks on this site?
>be moronic
>claim I dont know anything about recoil nor guns
>post proves you wrong
>kvetch and offer tribute of four free (You)s
he's a noguns gay
>he thinks that was me
lol lmao
>animation: the video game
this shit is like callisto protocol
"videogame" where there's exactly zero player input to make things happen
part 2 has the highest completion rate ever so it's pretty playable
Yes and I completed Homefront the Revolution that doesn’t mean it wasn’t shit
I miss Harvey Wienstien. He would have never allowed this abomination in Hollywood.
Ramsey's doing a solid job as teen Ellie. Not the spitting image of the game model, but the personality is coming across well.
Seeing as she's already 18 and looks really young, I do wonder how well she'll work as adult Ellie in series 2.
That pic...
>has a silenced automatic weapon in her backpack
>for some reason decides to go for melee combat with her shitty knife
God I wish Abby destroyed this dumb b***h
The way I see it, as soon as she sees the state Abby is in, Ellie is trying to reconcile her desperation for violent closure with the situation in front of her eyes. While walking to the boats, she's seriously considering just letting her go. Leaving her guns in the boat and committing to a melee fight is basically an attempt to delay the decision.
She can't quite bring herself to just leave, and can't quite bring herself to just put a bullet between Abby's eyes either.
I've never been in a PTSD-fuelled fight to the death, but I've definitely been in situations where I've done stupid things to stall for time because I don't like any of the likely outcomes of the situation.
>I've definitely been in situations where I've done stupid things to stall for time because I don't like any of the likely outcomes of the situation.
How the frick did Ellie take that falcon punch without being knocked out like a b***h?!
By that point Ellie is basically suicidal
I agree
I miss when movies cast sexy children
Like, look at Hermione
No, TLOU is utter console slop aimed at midwits and any show based on it would consequently also be slop aimed at midwits. It features an uggo because the producers have decided, correctly, that the kind of morons who consume said slop will enjoy watching an uggo. Stay mad.
>"stay mad"
>shits out angry statement
I didn't confirm or deny being mad myself. Just referring to the fact that OP made a thread because he is mad. Hope this explanation helps.
I unironically would have preferred if they blackwashed Ellie and had the Sarah actress play her, the Ellie actress is so ugly that it cured my racism.
Actually agree but I have a thing for mulatas
I'm not gonna watch your show neil
you got a white actress. you should happy lmao
~~*White*~~
She's doing a fine job acting like the character in game.
It's a bit cringey seeing that kind of personality in live action in a story that takes itself seriously.
She's a good actress with a terrible face that makes it hard to take her anger seriously.
was Joel and Tess a couple in the game? I honestly can't remember
Sort of. It feels deliberately ambiguous in the game, but Tess does have a line
>Look, there's enough here that you have to feel some sort of obligation to me.
that implies they're not just friends.
you will love and worship israelites and you will be happy.
Pedro lacks Joel's rage.
I bet they made her ugly on purpose because they knew how much the game character got lewded
>Ganker doesn't care that the Millers became Mexican
I thought they were TexMex from the start
whats the word on mp being added? ill buy the game then because the story was always eh imo, but the gameplay is top notch
there is footage of 2s mp out there, and ive heard rumors of it being br based. if so im unironically hype
It's gonna be a standalone game now, probably gonna be a fair bit.
well they will get my dollar then and ill play tlou2 when it inevitably gets released on ps+
It won't be added to 2, instead it's been developed as a standalone game.
i've never played the last of us. do i get it on an emulator or wait for the remake to release? need a comfy game for the weekend
>do i get it on an emulator
ps3 is the worst version of the game cause, resolution and 30 fps aside, the ps4 remaster improved on control responsiveness. ps3 version is more sluggish
>t. own the ps3 version
>PS4 remake
sucks, i don't have a ps4.
i will NOT be paying full price for it. ok i guess i'll just play GTA 3 for now.
I'd wait for the remake if you've waited this long. It's overpriced, but it's very pretty.
I guess the extra chromosomes gives her the protection against the infection.
Same Lizard race as the Zuck?
Well the only good option turned to this, so what do you fricking expect
Can't wait for the new Evangellion movie.
Kinda funny how Page's career absolutely tanked since transitioning, with this being the only fricking role "he" got since then. Ellen Page used to get a few roles every year.
What did you expect?
She transitioned from an oppressed global majority to a privileged white "man".
>Victoria Walker
she's still playing women? lel
She wasn't even ugly back then. I hate how she was brainwashed in to believing that men finding her attractive was repulsive. You could dike without wanting to go full fake dick.
apparently she saw herself as a boy even as a kid.
I used to cry myself to sleep wishing I would wake up with wings for a period when I was about 5 or 6. Wings. I think it's because I dreamed I could fly once and I was obsessed with that feeling. I don't know, kids are fricking stupid.
You're transavian
I never found her attractive. First saw her in Juno I believe and thought "huh, what a weird manly face". She really did always look kinda weird and her facial bones were always boy-ish. Maybe her hormones have been fricked up since birth and she really has a male brain or something.
>those puffy eyes
homies been cryin yo. But just keep on smilin...smile through thr pain
What a shame. He was a good woman.
FTM trannies pass. You may not like it, but that is reality.
sure but they end up looking like chuds and will never have real dicks
He looks way better than anyone I have seen posted here
You're right. I pass on having sex with any of them.
this is terrible, this is like watching someone slowly commit suicide
the actual pandemic is a mental health crisis
elliot page mogs me
the show's fine. stop trying to frick children.
Guys....why isn't this show flopping? We hate it so it should flop.
most beautiful anglo creature
Goyslop game, goyslop sequel, goyslop adaptation.
>it's just one of Woody Harrelson's clones
Race swapping was bad enough, but at least somewhat understandable with our current garbage social climate. Casting a mutant as Ellie, is 100% unforgivable and inexcusable. Literally no one wants to look at or feel "represented by ugly people. It's why so many Hispanics pitched a fit about Guzman as Gomez. Nobody wants an ugly person cast, just so the moronic white liberals who cast said ugly person can say "look it's you, lol!" Banderas would have been the better choice.
OH NONONONONONONO
>game with notoriously inflated critic scores has notoriously inflated critic scores when made into a tv show
We can only hope that this will make auteurs such as Druckmann and David Cage finally frick off and start making movies like they always wanted.
>refuted
>cope
S N O Y Boys are so easy read.
>s-ss-snoy b-boys are so easy r-read!
>h-heh, they t-thought sales were s-sales....g-gottem...!
Keep coping with the fact that a cheap game like splatoon 3 in 3 months sold almost the same than one of the games with the highest budgets of all time in two years.
Imagine still being this mad, lmao
People still talk about TLoU every single day, and now that it's also being turned into the best video game film adaptation of all time, it's one of the most influential games ever.
Mald, seethe, and cope eternally. Doesn't matter, because you lost lil bby boi 😉
not even a film bro
>"A film is a series of moving images shown on a screen, usually with sound, that make up a story."
Get fricked, irrelevant semantics-kun
Good job ESL-kun! You sure showed him!
Why yes, I did prove that even though that cuckanon was making a whiny and irrelevant response, I was in fact, still right.
Thanks lil guy.
Why isn't Joels daughter white, and why have they already change the origin of the fungus? Why has Ellie been cast with a girl that looks like she has legit developmental disabilities like downs?
Why are you a whiny little b***h that cries about shit that literally has no impact on the story?
Why not cast people that look like the character? Not doing so is stupid, good actors or not.
>why not reward superficial and irrelevant characteristics such as appearance and race instead of skill
it's so funny watching you morons agree with leftoids without even realizing it
She's a brown-haired early teens girl with an attitude. What else is required to portray the character, not-obviously-a-pedo-anon?
Druckman please…
How's the show though?
>Top
>drunken Irish phenotype
>Bottom
>English rose phenotype
>show has homossexuals
>watchable
>>show has homossexuals
I didn't know you were an actor gayanon
She does a good job as kid Ellie. They genuinely need to recast for TLoU2. The actress is like 19 and looks 14. She won't suddenly look like an adult in 2 years.
are uggos, you will continue to cope.
It's helpful to know that a lot of the people crying about the TLOU show are paedos.
are these like the hateful lesbian trannies that just hate read Ganker to post replies like these?
you can measure a persons general attractiveness without being attracted to them. Id never cared about ellie or tlou but i can tell you the show is unwatchable with that ugly pos in the main cast.
Hi paedo
Ironically, yeah
Is that... a sub 9/10 woman in a TV series? This is literally white genocide AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>9/10
That b***h is a fricking 3/10
Is she a Habsburg?
Woah, children are actually gross gremlins? And here I thought Ganker loved e-girls.
>NOOO MY GOYSLOP LGBTQ homosexual GAME HAS BEEN RUINED BY A UGLY GOBLINA!! NOOOO
Lol, you deserve what you get last of us homosexual
Unironically what the frick is wrong with her face? Why her hairline worse than mine, a 32yo man?!
>be me
>play tlou2
>skip the cutscenes
>ignore the dialogue
fun game!
God, she's distractingly ugly. Couldn't they at least casted someone average looking?
Doesn't have to be supermodel tier pedo fuel pretty. Just enough to evoke a sense of paternal instinct to protect.
They do it on purpose, just to piss people off on purpose to get people to watch instead of making the right casting choices. I don't understand it honestly.
A pure classic
I just don't get it, why not make a quality adaption and not rely on stupid shit like this?
rely on stupid shit like what? she's a white woman, there's literally no diversity angle here. she's just not hot.
I'm finding it hard to believe this is actually a 10/10 in England but that's what they say.
>what could've been
>the little girl character isnt hot enough for me!!
you deserve the rope
>hot enough
More like too fricking ugleh
>NO SHE IS NOT UGLY, YOU ARE JUST A PEDO!
she's a child, why should I give a frick that she's ugly?
Who fricking cares, you're not watching porn loser.
Exactly my point.
So you admit you're a pedo?
It's a fricking child, get over yourself.
Ganker is proudly a pedophile owned and run website. Go back to Twitter.
I read it was a toss-up between her and this girl.
The frick are they putting in the water over in bongland
She kind of looks like Tom holland in op pic at a quick glance
you can play tic tac toe on that forehead
It was brave of them to put the bite on her nose. My nice was mauled by a pitbull, and I can tell you representation matters.
>Be ugly as frick
>cope and say you're neither gender
Joel and his uooooh girl are the only good characters in the game. I don't care about this show.