49 thoughts on “If this game was made in 2002 the protagonist would be a smokin hot 20 years old blondie, but instea…”

  1. Blame Snoy and their obsession in making everything looking like it has to be based on the real world. Samus can fit her hairdo inside her suit just fine but nope, this girl has to look like a nazi because that’s the practicality that NASA imposes over astronauts.

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  2. I honestly would be more interested in the game if she was pretty, as of now her face just reminds me of people who hate the male gaze or whatever they call it, so ill just not play it.

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  3. Admittedly she does look like how a regular female astronaut would look like but god this game does look aggressively unfun. Who the fuck would buy a game wen the cover is just that ugly mug angrily staring at you? It doesn’t look appealing.

    I won’t buy it.

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    • The game is my goty. It’s actually aggressively VERY fun and unapologetically game-y.

      For how much Ganker whines about movie games and the decline of the industry returnal was one of the few games that was actually really fucking fun.

      But it has an average looking female as the lead so it’s shunned forever. It’s fucking pathetic and made me finally you homosexuals don’t even actually play video games

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      • Well, I gotta admit that I judged a book by it’s cover here because I know literally nothing about this game and all I’ve seen of it were pictures of an angry dyke. I just care so little about all this PS5 crap, so far I haven’t seen a game for it that looks more interesting than some boomer game I haven’t played yet.

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      • For me it was Metroid Dread.
        I have been a fan of Metroid since my teenagehood and Dread is a Godsent for fans like me. Surr it can’t please everyone, sure the game has flaws, but what game doesn’t have flaws and what game can please everyone?
        Seeing dishonest retards outright lie about the game to try to tranish its reputation has done some.sort of awakening in how I perceive Ganker. This board’s culture is fucking retarded. No game is perfect and no game can be perfect, but on this board, no game is ever good because the moment a game has flaws, it’s outright shit. People here have taken the worst habit of nitpicking every single time the slightest detail doesn’t please them.

        Imagine all of the gullible people here who legitimately do not give good games a chance because of the bandwagoning hate that people keep pushing here and for what? So that some fucking schizoid paranoid fucktard on Ganker who don’t play videogames can have a fleeting sentiment of victory? Victory over what exactly?

        OP LAPR as someone who cares about politics, but I bet this scrote doesn’t even vote or know who his local deputy is. That’s the biggest red flag on this board. A bloo bloo muh agenda, but if you don’t believe what I say then you are the enemy. They complain about agendas being pushed, yet, they flood the board with spam and propaganda of their own and they react violently towards anybody telling them to eat it.

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  4. There is no western developer of video games left in the world, none. maybe few indies. All else is not worth mentioning anymore. Japan is our only hope

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  5. Some games have sexy girls, some games have plain looking ones, doesn’t matter that much. It’s like getting mad that little danny devito looking guy in bayonetta isn’t a chad

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      • >Me finding a character of a video game unattractive necessarily means it is the result of a political agenda being pushed by the devs

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      • Yeah you can always play Japanese eroge, of which there won’t be any shortage anytime soon.
        Or, alternatively, you can keep victimizing yourself and keep acting like a lack of sexy girls in vidya will lead to ypur literal death.
        Most people do not give a flying fuck so good luck trying to convince people I guess.

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        • Why would I need to play an eroge to avoid ugly women in video games? Are you retarded? Did your brain shrank from all the propaganda being fed to you or something? You poor soul are brainwashed and don’t even realize it. That’s why the only way to turn back is to start killing homosexuals like you, and it has to be done as painfully as possible, so the message is delivered.

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