If this game was made in 2002 the protagonist would be a smokin hot 20 years old blondie, but instea...

If this game was made in 2002 the protagonist would be a smokin hot 20 years old blondie, but instead we have this. Gaming is dead.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't play it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what an easy solution
      you solved world hunger by just feeding them
      here's your nobel prize

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >A video game having a feature I don't like is an equivalent problem to world hunger

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >le twitter maymay
          should have known

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    get over it homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Never!

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At least she's white.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And it'd play like shit and be forgotten, what's your point?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At least I'd give it a try.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Way to out yourself as a shallow coomer, I guess?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOO YOU HAVE TO SUPPORT MY PROGRESSIVE PROPAGANDA MILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          no i dont

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >if any game doesn't feature 10/10 twenty-somethings throughout it's israeli globohomosexual SJW propaganda
            Okay?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >if any game doesn't feature 10/10 twenty-somethings throughout it's israeli globohomosexual SJW propaganda

              YES

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >jews don't literally hate everything that looks nice and want to replace it all with stuff that's ugly and sucks
              sounds brainwashed to me

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You don't have to be coomer if you want some aesthetically pleasing characters to look at

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Its progressive, real astraunats or whatever that b***h is look even worse, you have problem with real life

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What game is this

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Some games have sexy girls, some games have plain looking ones, doesn't matter that much. It's like getting mad that little danny devito looking guy in bayonetta isn't a chad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Some games have sexy girls
      The point is that no western games have sexy girls anymore, because theyre all haram

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Coomer problems are always so pathetic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Me finding a character of a video game unattractive necessarily means it is the result of a political agenda being pushed by the devs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah you can always play Japanese eroge, of which there won't be any shortage anytime soon.
        Or, alternatively, you can keep victimizing yourself and keep acting like a lack of sexy girls in vidya will lead to ypur literal death.
        Most people do not give a flying frick so good luck trying to convince people I guess.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why would I need to play an eroge to avoid ugly women in video games? Are you moronic? Did your brain shrank from all the propaganda being fed to you or something? You poor soul are brainwashed and don't even realize it. That's why the only way to turn back is to start killing homosexuals like you, and it has to be done as painfully as possible, so the message is delivered.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Don't bother replying, it has to be bait. I refuse to think there are people like this here of all places.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >muh Ganker culture
              You just lost the game
              You can go back now

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I genuinely hope that you can find the help that you need.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it fits since she's supposed to be a c**t
    not that you have played it

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is no western developer of video games left in the world, none. maybe few indies. All else is not worth mentioning anymore. Japan is our only hope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No we have to make our voice heard and to occupy gaming

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Admittedly she does look like how a regular female astronaut would look like but god this game does look aggressively unfun. Who the frick would buy a game wen the cover is just that ugly mug angrily staring at you? It doesn't look appealing.

    I won't buy it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The game is my goty. It’s actually aggressively VERY fun and unapologetically game-y.

      For how much Ganker whines about movie games and the decline of the industry returnal was one of the few games that was actually really fricking fun.

      But it has an average looking female as the lead so it’s shunned forever. It’s fricking pathetic and made me finally you homosexuals don’t even actually play video games

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well, I gotta admit that I judged a book by it's cover here because I know literally nothing about this game and all I've seen of it were pictures of an angry dyke. I just care so little about all this PS5 crap, so far I haven't seen a game for it that looks more interesting than some boomer game I haven't played yet.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          + Tell me about this game though, I'm curious now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >watching paint dry is fun
        I feel sorry for gamers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For me it was Metroid Dread.
        I have been a fan of Metroid since my teenagehood and Dread is a Godsent for fans like me. Surr it can't please everyone, sure the game has flaws, but what game doesn't have flaws and what game can please everyone?
        Seeing dishonest morons outright lie about the game to try to tranish its reputation has done some.sort of awakening in how I perceive Ganker. This board's culture is fricking moronic. No game is perfect and no game can be perfect, but on this board, no game is ever good because the moment a game has flaws, it's outright shit. People here have taken the worst habit of nitpicking every single time the slightest detail doesn't please them.

        Imagine all of the gullible people here who legitimately do not give good games a chance because of the bandwagoning hate that people keep pushing here and for what? So that some fricking schizoid paranoid fricktard on Ganker who don't play videogames can have a fleeting sentiment of victory? Victory over what exactly?

        OP LAPR as someone who cares about politics, but I bet this Black person doesn't even vote or know who his local deputy is. That's the biggest red flag on this board. A bloo bloo muh agenda, but if you don't believe what I say then you are the enemy. They complain about agendas being pushed, yet, they flood the board with spam and propaganda of their own and they react violently towards anybody telling them to eat it.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are you still mad about this? It's been months, get over it

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If a character being unattractive is your biggest concern, you should get a girlfriend and a life honestly.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And its a good thing, coomers need to frick off

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Overconsumption of anime has permanently damaged your brain.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your penis is craven and pathetic and game developers have more important design goals than fluffing your dong.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >design goal is only making an ugly character so that your crony mutuals will praise you

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly would be more interested in the game if she was pretty, as of now her face just reminds me of people who hate the male gaze or whatever they call it, so ill just not play it.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blame Snoy and their obsession in making everything looking like it has to be based on the real world. Samus can fit her hairdo inside her suit just fine but nope, this girl has to look like a nazi because that's the practicality that NASA imposes over astronauts.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wow looks like a character from live action 2003 Grinch movie sir

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The game is fun. What else matters?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >If I can't jerk off seeing at protagonist, that's mean game is bad !
    Do americans really ?

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