If this little dude was in your backyard, what would you do?

If this little dude was in your backyard, what would you do?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick it

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they have such bulbous, feminine, fertile bellies?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      to be impregnated by snake girl dick

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >300x300
        Bruh

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot it or beat it with a baseball bat

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ask where his commanding officer is.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    .308 to its fat space Black person head

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cum on it's belly

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    XRAYS MOVING TO THE SIDES

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    mucho sexo

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot at it and miss, then interrupt my own actions as it ran to it's group and took cover.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cum

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd try to communicate with it by yelling ayy lmao from the porch

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any good tactics games like the XCOM reboots? Vyperbreasts are optional.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      PP is the only thing close and its no where near as good as EU/EW and 2.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Pp?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          peepee hehe

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Phoenix Point

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Tank

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Is that game any good? It got shit on pretty relentlessly around release and I kinda forgot about it

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'd only recommend it heavily modded through BetterClasses/BetterEnemies and Terror from the Void.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It's a lot better now after two years of patching. Still a lot of jank left. and the lack of polish is very noticeable if you go from XCOM 2 to it. Still a pretty good game that I'd recommend to grab from a sale.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Xenonauts is pretty good if you can get past the strange artstyle.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thats not like the XCOM reboots, thats like the X-COM original.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          ah, apologies. Mis-read your post + I have a huge boner for Xenonauts

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it looks like Theme Hospital

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Jagged Alliance 3 looks like it will be that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      if anime bullshit, being more of an SRPG, and Korean isn't a dealbreaker, there's Troubleshooter

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I havent played them, but I think the Hard West games are pretty much XCOM with a western theme. I could be wrong though. I keep meaning to get around to checking them out but instead I just keep playing Long War.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I spread my legs

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not the first time I've had to kill israelites in my backyard. This one isn't even wearing its' human suit.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Will there ever be a XCOM 3?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Where would you even go with the story?
      The plot is all tied up in a cute little bow.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe TFTD, or EU but on a space colony.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Where would you even go with the story?
        invade the alienz and take the fight to them

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        2 already told us, whatever the Elders were trying to get an ace to use against is coming Pacific Rim style. It's kinda dumb, but that's where they'd go with it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Where would you even go with the story?
        Who cares? The OG XCOM went from regular aliens, to sea aliens, to aliens from a different dimension. With numerous years in between. Just make a threat and have you try and stop it.

        All the story has to be is
        >Commander some bad shit popped up, we need to stop it
        The end.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >The OG XCOM went from regular aliens, to sea aliens, to aliens from a different dimension.
          Even as minimal as their stories were, both the original and TFTD set up their sequels with their endings.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Is Chimera Squad any good with mods? The idea of small scale breach focused combat sounds interesting but not if in reality it's implemented like a mobile game.

            So did 2(whatever the aliens were rushing the avatar project as a result of) and to my knowledge Chimera Squad(just shows presumably Bradford and other members of the original XCOM being behind the chaos in that district).

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        XCOM 2's WoTC ending heavily implies Terror from the Deep, pretty sure Soloman has also said there's going to be some Apocalypse mixed in.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        literally just redo og xcom again, I dont need new just more

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      look how they massacred my boy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Big angry muton (do they use those wrist blades in EU? Never seen em)
        >summer casual muton
        >rebüton
        >Bulbous frog
        When the 3rd person shooter they quietly released to not lose Dev time is shitting on your designs you know you fricked up.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        1 and 2 Muton designs are cool in their own ways.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >mind merge
    >think Black person Black person Black person Black person
    >remotely fry the brain of the ayy

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thank my primitive monkey god that it isn't this dude.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rape

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sell their body for 10,000 future bucks.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    clap it's grey cheeks

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would not underestimate it.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Damn Ganker you're making me want to play EW and WOTC again.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    tell him i loved him in destroy all humans
    get cancelled for being racist

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He would slay you on the spot for racism.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Punt the turd into the next yard over. He'll be that place's problem.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Break LOS, wait for the mind merge, 'nade the mind merger on the next turn and then panic as I remember they have 4 HP on impossible.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Offer him the finest earth cuisine of oven baked hotpockets in hopes of swaying him to Earth's side. If he refuses I reaction fire the remaining hotpockets at him to cause severe burns

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any other game that captures he ballbusting tension of the Classic X-Com games? And no, don't say Open X-Com.

    I like XCOM 2 and all but it doesn't scratch the same itch stuff like Terror from the Deep did.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried Long War?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >And no, don't say Open X-Com.
      I mean open xcom is how the series is playable today

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Try this.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Fun fact, apparently once you're done with the ending mission of Apocalypse it triggers an event where all remaining UFOs attack earth at once as one final frick you to humanity. This is why in the ending cutscene earth is desolated.
        Rarely anyone actually sees the event considering by that point the aliens no longer can create UFOs and the remaining UFOs get shot down by interceptors protecting your troop carrier on their way to the final mission.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nucom 1 longwar 1 did good otherwise no

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get out my rifle and demand he either surrender or leave. He wouldn't, of course, so then I'd light him up.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Miss my overwatch shot and due to a crit from full cover

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I for the life of me couldn’t enjoy xcom 2. The constant timers (both in the grand map and in individual missions) stressed me out. I never felt like I had a moment to breathe playing it and I eventually just uninstalled.
    Loved the first one, played the shit out of it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I recently got war of the chosen and it's even worse. Literally every single in game day you get slapped with something, it's constant aggro from this mission and that mission and then the chosen fricking with you and appearing in pretty much every single mission to frick with you. Never a moment to breathe. Feels pretty good to best them though.
      Going back to the base game would seem like easy mode I think.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's designed all shitty and wrong

        earth lost, you're a resistance force, you shouldn't be reacting to aliens attacking you, you should be the one doing all the attacking, it should be a Big Deal if the aliens attack you

        firaxis really dropped the ball with xcom 2

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Bug-eyed green jigaboo
      Jesus Christ

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Miss

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    so after ayylmaos took over there was a resistance war and they let the ayylmaos stay?

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Invite it to play LWOTC

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's probin' time

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    YOU VILL LIVE IN ZE CITIES
    YOU VILL EAT ZE ADVENT BURGER
    YOU VILL REPORT TO ZE GENE KLINIK
    UND YOU VILL BE HAPPY

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't they genocide all remaining ayylmaos after retaking of earth and dont tell me because snek pussy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because then the ayys would resist and the war would start all over again, numbnuts.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because the writers forgot they'd made races designed for nothing but war by their gene and mind manipulating overlords.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    whine about missing the 90% shot

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Try to shoot it's fricking head off at point blank range
    >Miss
    >become panicked
    >start shooting up my own house for some moronic reason

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Run up to him and put the barrel of my gun against his head
    >Pull the trigger
    >Miss
    >His buddy 3 miles away backflips off a roof and shoots me right through the eye

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Miss
      That's kiddy shit. Try
      >Miss
      >your bullet trajectory ends up headshotting a random kid across the street

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >miss
        >shot hits a wall, destroying the only cover your best friend had
        >Also reveals a pod of thin men

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    7.62 to the fricking dome
    Welcome to earth little grey Black person

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >7.62
      https://store.steampowered.com/app/289890/762_High_Calibre/

      You're going to throw a videogame at him???

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He interrupted me while I was playing that based Jagged Alliance knock off so of course I will.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    play the ayy lmao song for it.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Detect him and then stand around doing nothing for a fake turn while he and his friends scurry off to cover, devaluing the entire turn based system because firaxis fricking suck at video game design.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot it with 90% chance to hit and still miss.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >90%
      amateur hours

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Man, I had none of that shit when I did the syberia mission. I had to super selfie sword charge the mecha hitlers. Wasn't too hard since I just camped the exits while a couple gals with hover suits shot rockets down the holes on the floor, but it took forever.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    rape

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Film it for proof, capture it, sell it for a billion dollars

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How in depth do you think the unit classes will be in 3? Assuming the ayys from 2 are going to be allies in some way against the waterpeople, would they give the different alien races their own classes or be like the faction heroes in Chosen? If there's underwater missions would some races not be able to be taken on them if they can't swim/have the necessary gear made for them?

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rape it

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    INSHALLAH

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    get into cover

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The cover explodes due to an allies misplaced shotgun round and you take three pips damage
      (you only have two pips health being a human)

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    get him institutionalized

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Want XCOM 3
    >They're making a shitty capeshit game with trading cards
    Why

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      M-m-m-m-money!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Money
        Does capeshit vidya even sell anymore? All I hear about this shit is the constant flops.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      look at xcom2's schizo art direction, superhero styled soldiers, and especially the war of the chosen moustache twirling villain aliens complete with nonsensical fricking monologues that came out of left field and fit none of the aesthetics established before wotc hit

      Capeshit is exactly what xcom3 was going to be, and might still end up being if they don't get that garbage out of their system.

      What little of it got into xcom2 very nearly fricking ruined the game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick are you talking about?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Capeshit is exactly what xcom3 was going to be, and might still end up being if they don't get that garbage out of their system.
        i sure hope so
        i'm kinda dreading finding out how they'll handle the tftd ayys

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        XC2 threw everything the OG series was out the window. Now you have a giant floating megafortress that somehow is not shot down by UFO's because of cloaking? Are you kidding me what are heat signatures. Ultra sonic waves? Radio chatter? A single faceless disguising as any scientist could ruin this place too.

        You have to turn your brain off to play or the alien power rangers will kill you of pure cringe.

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stun grenade, then break his skinny legs.

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get killed by the government so I can't tell anyone about the ayy in my yard.

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Archival Footage 1994
    what happened since then that they got orange eyes, a larger head and lost their mouth? Also what happened to them 20 years later that made them have a smaller head, black eyes again, taller and a new mouth?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's literally mentioned in the game they spliced sectoid DNA with human DNA

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "Yo, what's up hombre."
    And then flash the Vulkan salute

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Invite it inside to join the party

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nuXcom really ruined the lore

    >highly intelligent genetically bred aliens making a hint to the "greys"

    to

    >actual monkeys with psionic powers

    to

    >zombie like humanoids with psionic powers

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If I knew it was a Sectoid, literally a Sectoid from Xcom somehow here in 0ur world / reality like some zany tired video game movie meme:
    >Equip armour
    >Equip item for armament (probbably a big knife)
    >Wrap rudimentary tinfoil around my head and glue saucepans to the sides of my head for a makeshift anti-psi resistance headpiece (in-game probably at most +2)
    >Throw dishplates to make them scatter
    >Initiate combat Doomslayer-style

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot it from point blank, with the barrel touching its temple and miss

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MISS MY 99%

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so fricking horny I'll frick anything at this point.

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >'sup, Earth dweebs?

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >If this little dude was in your backyard, what would you do?
    Only one way to handle this

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    where do I start with X-COM? UFO Defense? 2? the original? do the later games have as much depth as the originals?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      UFO defense and TFTD through openXCOM
      >do the later games have as much depth as the originals?
      Nope.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nu-Xcom 1 with the long war mod is an amazing game, once you get tired of OG xcom you should play that.
      Consider getting rebalanced submod for long war too which makes the game a lot more like old xcom.

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Julian Gollop, creator of X-COM and one of the most underrated games of all time later worked on Chaos Reborn which uses a similar chaos / neutral / law system to Magic & Mayhem
    anyone know if Chaos Reborn is any good?

    https://store.steampowered.com/app/319050/Chaos_Reborn/

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Man, nu-Xcom's 2-point action system coupled with enemy pods, smaller squad size, soldier classes making them valuable instead of equipment, and timed missions really make the game feel like a slog at the beginning, but a complete breeze as you progress. The moment you frick up when starting out, is the moment you activate doom spiral that will make the game progressively harder as you will have harder time dealing with crisis situations due to less tools available. Conversely, as you make it to a certain point where you have several trained teams on rotation, the game spreads it's buttcheeks for you.

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I kicked one of these frickers square in the chest. No I will not elaborate further

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pull my dick out, yell a war cry and charge

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