If this little dude was in your backyard, what would you do?
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Frick it
Why do they have such bulbous, feminine, fertile bellies?
to be impregnated by snake girl dick
>300x300
Bruh
Shoot it or beat it with a baseball bat
Ask where his commanding officer is.
.308 to its fat space Black person head
cum on it's belly
XRAYS MOVING TO THE SIDES
mucho sexo
Shoot at it and miss, then interrupt my own actions as it ran to it's group and took cover.
cum
I'd try to communicate with it by yelling ayy lmao from the porch
Any good tactics games like the XCOM reboots? Vyperbreasts are optional.
PP is the only thing close and its no where near as good as EU/EW and 2.
Pp?
peepee hehe
Phoenix Point
Tank
Is that game any good? It got shit on pretty relentlessly around release and I kinda forgot about it
I'd only recommend it heavily modded through BetterClasses/BetterEnemies and Terror from the Void.
It's a lot better now after two years of patching. Still a lot of jank left. and the lack of polish is very noticeable if you go from XCOM 2 to it. Still a pretty good game that I'd recommend to grab from a sale.
Xenonauts is pretty good if you can get past the strange artstyle.
Thats not like the XCOM reboots, thats like the X-COM original.
ah, apologies. Mis-read your post + I have a huge boner for Xenonauts
it looks like Theme Hospital
Jagged Alliance 3 looks like it will be that
if anime bullshit, being more of an SRPG, and Korean isn't a dealbreaker, there's Troubleshooter
I havent played them, but I think the Hard West games are pretty much XCOM with a western theme. I could be wrong though. I keep meaning to get around to checking them out but instead I just keep playing Long War.
I spread my legs
Not the first time I've had to kill israelites in my backyard. This one isn't even wearing its' human suit.
Will there ever be a XCOM 3?
Where would you even go with the story?
The plot is all tied up in a cute little bow.
Maybe TFTD, or EU but on a space colony.
>Where would you even go with the story?
invade the alienz and take the fight to them
2 already told us, whatever the Elders were trying to get an ace to use against is coming Pacific Rim style. It's kinda dumb, but that's where they'd go with it.
>Where would you even go with the story?
Who cares? The OG XCOM went from regular aliens, to sea aliens, to aliens from a different dimension. With numerous years in between. Just make a threat and have you try and stop it.
All the story has to be is
>Commander some bad shit popped up, we need to stop it
The end.
>The OG XCOM went from regular aliens, to sea aliens, to aliens from a different dimension.
Even as minimal as their stories were, both the original and TFTD set up their sequels with their endings.
Is Chimera Squad any good with mods? The idea of small scale breach focused combat sounds interesting but not if in reality it's implemented like a mobile game.
So did 2(whatever the aliens were rushing the avatar project as a result of) and to my knowledge Chimera Squad(just shows presumably Bradford and other members of the original XCOM being behind the chaos in that district).
XCOM 2's WoTC ending heavily implies Terror from the Deep, pretty sure Soloman has also said there's going to be some Apocalypse mixed in.
literally just redo og xcom again, I dont need new just more
look how they massacred my boy
>Big angry muton (do they use those wrist blades in EU? Never seen em)
>summer casual muton
>rebüton
>Bulbous frog
When the 3rd person shooter they quietly released to not lose Dev time is shitting on your designs you know you fricked up.
1 and 2 Muton designs are cool in their own ways.
>mind merge
>think Black person Black person Black person Black person
>remotely fry the brain of the ayy
Thank my primitive monkey god that it isn't this dude.
Rape
Sell their body for 10,000 future bucks.
clap it's grey cheeks
I would not underestimate it.
Damn Ganker you're making me want to play EW and WOTC again.
tell him i loved him in destroy all humans
get cancelled for being racist
He would slay you on the spot for racism.
Punt the turd into the next yard over. He'll be that place's problem.
Break LOS, wait for the mind merge, 'nade the mind merger on the next turn and then panic as I remember they have 4 HP on impossible.
Offer him the finest earth cuisine of oven baked hotpockets in hopes of swaying him to Earth's side. If he refuses I reaction fire the remaining hotpockets at him to cause severe burns
Is there any other game that captures he ballbusting tension of the Classic X-Com games? And no, don't say Open X-Com.
I like XCOM 2 and all but it doesn't scratch the same itch stuff like Terror from the Deep did.
Have you tried Long War?
>And no, don't say Open X-Com.
I mean open xcom is how the series is playable today
Try this.
Fun fact, apparently once you're done with the ending mission of Apocalypse it triggers an event where all remaining UFOs attack earth at once as one final frick you to humanity. This is why in the ending cutscene earth is desolated.
Rarely anyone actually sees the event considering by that point the aliens no longer can create UFOs and the remaining UFOs get shot down by interceptors protecting your troop carrier on their way to the final mission.
nucom 1 longwar 1 did good otherwise no
Get out my rifle and demand he either surrender or leave. He wouldn't, of course, so then I'd light him up.
Miss my overwatch shot and due to a crit from full cover
I for the life of me couldn’t enjoy xcom 2. The constant timers (both in the grand map and in individual missions) stressed me out. I never felt like I had a moment to breathe playing it and I eventually just uninstalled.
Loved the first one, played the shit out of it.
I recently got war of the chosen and it's even worse. Literally every single in game day you get slapped with something, it's constant aggro from this mission and that mission and then the chosen fricking with you and appearing in pretty much every single mission to frick with you. Never a moment to breathe. Feels pretty good to best them though.
Going back to the base game would seem like easy mode I think.
It's designed all shitty and wrong
earth lost, you're a resistance force, you shouldn't be reacting to aliens attacking you, you should be the one doing all the attacking, it should be a Big Deal if the aliens attack you
firaxis really dropped the ball with xcom 2
>Bug-eyed green jigaboo
Jesus Christ
Miss
so after ayylmaos took over there was a resistance war and they let the ayylmaos stay?
Invite it to play LWOTC
it's probin' time
YOU VILL LIVE IN ZE CITIES
YOU VILL EAT ZE ADVENT BURGER
YOU VILL REPORT TO ZE GENE KLINIK
UND YOU VILL BE HAPPY
why didn't they genocide all remaining ayylmaos after retaking of earth and dont tell me because snek pussy
Because then the ayys would resist and the war would start all over again, numbnuts.
Because the writers forgot they'd made races designed for nothing but war by their gene and mind manipulating overlords.
whine about missing the 90% shot
>Try to shoot it's fricking head off at point blank range
>Miss
>become panicked
>start shooting up my own house for some moronic reason
>Run up to him and put the barrel of my gun against his head
>Pull the trigger
>Miss
>His buddy 3 miles away backflips off a roof and shoots me right through the eye
>Miss
That's kiddy shit. Try
>Miss
>your bullet trajectory ends up headshotting a random kid across the street
>miss
>shot hits a wall, destroying the only cover your best friend had
>Also reveals a pod of thin men
7.62 to the fricking dome
Welcome to earth little grey Black person
>7.62
https://store.steampowered.com/app/289890/762_High_Calibre/
You're going to throw a videogame at him???
He interrupted me while I was playing that based Jagged Alliance knock off so of course I will.
play the ayy lmao song for it.
Detect him and then stand around doing nothing for a fake turn while he and his friends scurry off to cover, devaluing the entire turn based system because firaxis fricking suck at video game design.
Shoot it with 90% chance to hit and still miss.
>90%
amateur hours
Man, I had none of that shit when I did the syberia mission. I had to super selfie sword charge the mecha hitlers. Wasn't too hard since I just camped the exits while a couple gals with hover suits shot rockets down the holes on the floor, but it took forever.
rape
Film it for proof, capture it, sell it for a billion dollars
How in depth do you think the unit classes will be in 3? Assuming the ayys from 2 are going to be allies in some way against the waterpeople, would they give the different alien races their own classes or be like the faction heroes in Chosen? If there's underwater missions would some races not be able to be taken on them if they can't swim/have the necessary gear made for them?
Rape it
INSHALLAH
get into cover
The cover explodes due to an allies misplaced shotgun round and you take three pips damage
(you only have two pips health being a human)
get him institutionalized
>Want XCOM 3
>They're making a shitty capeshit game with trading cards
Why
M-m-m-m-money!
>Money
Does capeshit vidya even sell anymore? All I hear about this shit is the constant flops.
look at xcom2's schizo art direction, superhero styled soldiers, and especially the war of the chosen moustache twirling villain aliens complete with nonsensical fricking monologues that came out of left field and fit none of the aesthetics established before wotc hit
Capeshit is exactly what xcom3 was going to be, and might still end up being if they don't get that garbage out of their system.
What little of it got into xcom2 very nearly fricking ruined the game.
What the frick are you talking about?
>Capeshit is exactly what xcom3 was going to be, and might still end up being if they don't get that garbage out of their system.
i sure hope so
i'm kinda dreading finding out how they'll handle the tftd ayys
XC2 threw everything the OG series was out the window. Now you have a giant floating megafortress that somehow is not shot down by UFO's because of cloaking? Are you kidding me what are heat signatures. Ultra sonic waves? Radio chatter? A single faceless disguising as any scientist could ruin this place too.
You have to turn your brain off to play or the alien power rangers will kill you of pure cringe.
Stun grenade, then break his skinny legs.
Get killed by the government so I can't tell anyone about the ayy in my yard.
>Archival Footage 1994
what happened since then that they got orange eyes, a larger head and lost their mouth? Also what happened to them 20 years later that made them have a smaller head, black eyes again, taller and a new mouth?
it's literally mentioned in the game they spliced sectoid DNA with human DNA
"Yo, what's up hombre."
And then flash the Vulkan salute
Invite it inside to join the party
nuXcom really ruined the lore
>highly intelligent genetically bred aliens making a hint to the "greys"
to
>actual monkeys with psionic powers
to
>zombie like humanoids with psionic powers
If I knew it was a Sectoid, literally a Sectoid from Xcom somehow here in 0ur world / reality like some zany tired video game movie meme:
>Equip armour
>Equip item for armament (probbably a big knife)
>Wrap rudimentary tinfoil around my head and glue saucepans to the sides of my head for a makeshift anti-psi resistance headpiece (in-game probably at most +2)
>Throw dishplates to make them scatter
>Initiate combat Doomslayer-style
Shoot it from point blank, with the barrel touching its temple and miss
MISS MY 99%
I'm so fricking horny I'll frick anything at this point.
>'sup, Earth dweebs?
>If this little dude was in your backyard, what would you do?
Only one way to handle this
where do I start with X-COM? UFO Defense? 2? the original? do the later games have as much depth as the originals?
UFO defense and TFTD through openXCOM
>do the later games have as much depth as the originals?
Nope.
nu-Xcom 1 with the long war mod is an amazing game, once you get tired of OG xcom you should play that.
Consider getting rebalanced submod for long war too which makes the game a lot more like old xcom.
>Julian Gollop, creator of X-COM and one of the most underrated games of all time later worked on Chaos Reborn which uses a similar chaos / neutral / law system to Magic & Mayhem
anyone know if Chaos Reborn is any good?
https://store.steampowered.com/app/319050/Chaos_Reborn/
Man, nu-Xcom's 2-point action system coupled with enemy pods, smaller squad size, soldier classes making them valuable instead of equipment, and timed missions really make the game feel like a slog at the beginning, but a complete breeze as you progress. The moment you frick up when starting out, is the moment you activate doom spiral that will make the game progressively harder as you will have harder time dealing with crisis situations due to less tools available. Conversely, as you make it to a certain point where you have several trained teams on rotation, the game spreads it's buttcheeks for you.
I kicked one of these frickers square in the chest. No I will not elaborate further
Pull my dick out, yell a war cry and charge