If you died, would you like Mario to attend your funeral?

If you died, would you like Mario to attend your funeral?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, when are you going to start looking for a job?

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe the LA air finally got Cory...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Good, frick water "people"

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    where's the game chris

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >If
    You mean "when".
    I hope I'll *have* a funeral. Because that would mean there's still someone left among the living by then who cares about me.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >durr i draw napkin tier drawings
    very nice dave. join me outside later for a stern talking to.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >brow-

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    yes.
    i love mario. not like movie bob but still.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I'd rather have Sonic on my funeral.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a reason Zach hasn't been on Slightly Artistic? He wasn't on Doodledoods either. He did something similar with Michael though

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He's not a good artist.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Working on Smiling Friends.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Did Zach take the bog pill? That face looks unatural and contorted.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        nah he just looks like that

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's weird he looks exactly like an imaginary friend I used to have back in the day.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      nah he just looks like that

      i refuse to believe that zach doesn't look like a fat goblin creature that's like 90% nose

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That’s the human equivalent. As close as you can be without being israeli.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        he used to be more ghoul-like when he was younger

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He evolved like a Pokemon.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >before pussy
          >after pussy
          that tracks

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          he looks like gigachad if he had the voice of an ugly gremlin that lives in a cave

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I remember when he made a model based on his old self in VR Chat.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I want mario to come with his iconic plumber suit, with the addition of an anal bead of bob-ombs that go off simultaneously when the casket is lowered and https://youtu.be/yBISfv-6hfo starts playing. The force of the explosion will hopefully propel him into my bowser-themed grave (complete with spikes) or at one of my relatives.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of air would kill him?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Poop air

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He is immune to all air due to his massive fart fetish

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I not,

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hope mario doesn't pissing on my grave

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised no one posted that super mario funeral.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you Mario

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post Mario throwing Shane

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is Cory actually moronic or does he fake it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      too much cooming and sonicgayging fried his brain beyond repair

      that and the LA air not reacting well with him

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He unironically has lead poisoning.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Him and Adam both fake it, and with Cory, sometimes it’s funny, but still annoying most of the time, BUT with Adam it is egregiously annoying and cringe 200% of the time.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Him and Adam both fake it
        >99% of this comp is cory being genuine
        >mother bearing hips
        of course cory is genuinely brainrotted, how many times does his lifestyle need to be mentioned for this to solidity? Not like him being moronic makes him less funny.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I’m pretty sure Adam’s just a stoner who’s completely baked whenever they’re recording

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Cory is legitimately extremely dyslexic and also slightly autistic. Adam is just a life time stoner who fried his brain, there's no secret to him.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Cory is more than slightly autistic, despite the name of the show.
          It would not surprise me if The Sponge Factory thing was not the normal penalty for being suspended from his school, but some kind of program they put him into because they had no faith in his ability to function normally in society.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Who did better?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      These two in the same room is comedy platinum

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Anon, I just want-a to say...thank you so very much for to playin'-a my game.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sure.
    But i swear, if he screams "SO LONG, GAY BOWSER" when my body is lowered into the grave I'll fricking kill that b***h.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      roltf

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to have Mario, Sonic and Trump to have a political debate at my funeral.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They're the SMASH bros, they smash walls, not build them

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            But why did Trump call them?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Because orange man bad.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              because he thought they could help build his wall

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Boomers not understanding anything as usual.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              They're self-made "white" working class Americans who are also from New York and operate their own business. You would think Trump would be in favorable company with them, and he would have been, if it wasn't for the fact that he failed to do the most basic of research before he made what was clearly an impulsive decision for political expediency.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Where are the other buildings? Is the White House in a rural area?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >"Mr. Trump, what's your opinion on Chilli Dogs?"
      >"I don't like them, they look like penises with poopy on them and I don't like that, not at all."

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Anon was a friend of mine for decades. We went on countless adventures together, struggled, adapted, overcame those obstacles together.
    >He was there for my first adventure but sadly, i am here for his last.
    >He wasnt just a player...he was...a super player...

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Hello, this isn't video games hello frick you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it will be if chris ever gets off his ass and finishes the game

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What if Mario appeared uninvited and said the frick-word?

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >complains about being called a coomer
    >was drawing peach porn in the margins on the mario slightly artistic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >was drawing peach porn in the margins
      wait what really? I missed that shit.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I attended his funeral, so its only fair ;_;7

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They call me Cory
    Because I _____ and I _______
    Armenian Cory

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      One his censored lines ends with a -ers and he also says 'hanging around'. I can only imagine what he was saying about dark skinned fellas

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        pfft cory's not a gamer like that. at least not anymore. he hangs around too much with the rainbow crowd, i think dave's headed there too after those latest resident evil episodes.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          He steps on egg shells with trans people cause his gf, he literally says Black person-fodder in another playthrough when referencing the pawns in dragons dogma

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            He actually says rape fodder there.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't care, I would already be dead. Just toss me outside the city gates, and throw me a stick to defend myself from wild animals.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you need to defend yourself from animals if you're dead

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Mario isn't real you freaking nimrod!

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No. I want to be launched into the woods. With a catapult

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    yes, because there's a non-0% chance Peach would show up as well

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My dying wish would be to have Cream the Slug wienervore my corpse with her 10 inch futa wiener while the mourners watch with terror in their eyes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Cream is my favorite character, this bit was made specifically to piss me off lol

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Out of every guest that has ever been in slightly artistic, Sr Pelo is the only one who has made something so vile that it couldn't be shown on the video
    I kneel

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Was that shit ever posted anywhere else? I still wanna see it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I believe Jeff showed it on steam once but the stream didn't got archived for some reason

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What a ruinous day for art.

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